♀ Togepi

Microwave 3/4 cup of water for 1 minute on high.

Add one spoonful instant coffee, stir well.

Add 1/4 cup lowfat 2% milk. Less lactose. Great for lactose intolerant people like me. :D

3 packets Sweet 'N Low. Do not use if afraid of anal seepage. Never had that happen, but experts say it can. :O

Teaspoon Pumpkin Pie spice. :] Tastes like pumpkin pie creamer they come out with around the holidays!

Never touch the stuff. Shrugs

Enjoy with a menthol cigarette shortly following.

How I start my day. Although, I'm normally using the non-instant shit, which tastes a lot better. And it's usually hazelnut creme coffee. :O

No ice in it today, as it was cold this morning. Just a hot cup of joe.

Good morning to you all on the East Coast. :]

>>3232

I use to not touch it, spare the occasional bookstore coffee shop, but then I finally got a coffee maker. @.@

Oh, and might I add for the health conscious, even with it being sickly sweet, it's only about 30 cal. per cup!

>>3235

>menthol cigarette
>health conscious

Oh girl
And I do take some in ice blended drinks though. Thats enough to get me wired

>>3237

Ha, ha. Never said I was health conscious. :P This reminds me of an Irish punk band, with the song 'Coffee, God, and Cigarettes'. Believe that's the name, at least.

Man, if coffee didn't make me feel physically ill, I'd so try this.

Togs, does this recipe mask the powerful coffee flavor pretty well? It sounds really tasty...

>>3239

Yeah, and if you use high quality ingredients, like whole milk, and real coffee, it tastes like something you'd get at Starbucks.

Well, I don't like Starbucks too much, so better really. :] When iced it doesn't really taste like coffee.

>>3240
Thanks, I might just give this a try.
Then I can proudly join the ranks of the caffenated morning workers. Hoo-ray!

Your microwave is of poor quality due to its lack of a door handle.

Only drink it when I need to be sharp as a blade. Which is never, so really the feeling is kind of a high I rarely indulge in. So far I just like plain, no sugar.

>>3242

That's why there's a button to press to open it. :D

>>3244
Only button I like is your navel.

If your partner had an outie, would you suck on it for fun?

what ever happened to you taking pictures of yourself stripping...

>>3246
Have you ever tried to write books, and kept running out of ideas?

>>3245

Prob. not, I have a bit of a phobia revolving belly buttons. >.<

>>3248
Will you make me an Alice Donut t-shirt?

>>3247
Absolutely horrible comparison.

>>3251
Most people would agree that I am a absolutely horrible person. Things tend to go hand-in-hand, m8.

>>3233 Mmmm menthol cigarettes.. i do enjoy those but i can never buy them as i consider those cic cigarette. also....Pumpkin Pie spice!!!! wow your awsome... thats plus two for Togepi :)

>>3233 i also am out of coffee fliters... if you have them you can use a paper towel.... mine alre two ply i tear them up and seperate the plies.... from one towel i get four coffee filters and two mini napkins or wipes if your from the uk.... i could take a pic if youd like

I prefer tea; so much more interesting things you can do with tea, especially if you're into dreaming.

I've always prefeared my coffee black and so thick you have to squeeze it out og the mug... It has a good taste that way... It's probably worst for me than the 2 smokes I have with it every morning, but oh well

I come here for tits and instead I get a bunch of perverts talking about coffee????

Just get naked already, jeez.

>>3258 Naw, how about you just go away.

>>3258

I take it you don't like coffee. :P

>>3255

Tea is really good. I'm drinking Oolong tea right now, at least, I believe that's what it's called. It's suppose to be very good at ridding the body of toxins.

>>3259
we all know you want to wank to her tits too, white knight

>>3262
this is true, but i feel like it isn't all suppose to be just tits tog's great because she actually has personality

ugh you white people really know how to ruin coffee

>>3264 true

don't know how people can drink that crap they sell in coffee shops either

>>3264 I have to agree with you... flovored coffee makes me want to puke... sugar and cream is all i use to make a perfect cup for me...

>>3261

Oolong is nice, i'm quite partial to Rooibos but unfortunately the particles are too small, they get through the mesh of my teaball, ends up being tea-soup rather than just tea. Oh well.

Tea made from a plant called Damiana is very interesting, it's from Mexico and when made into a tea it's a dream enhancer, increases the frequency and recollection of dreams. Not sure if you'd have it down there though...

>>3267
not exactly coffee/tea related, but they make two different liquors with Damiana in it. the first one is just called Damiana, and it's odd, but good. The second one is called Agavero, and it's a kind of tequila, processed with damiana. Not quite the same thing, but if it's the effect you're after, it would do the job.

>>3268

Yeah, alcohol has traditionally been one of the methods to consume it, touted as an aphrodisiac in this form actually. What I do, and prefer is smoking it. Very pleasant tasting, rolls easily into joints.

Use real sugar. Sweet n low gives you brain cancer

Cambodian breast Milk
cream
sugaar.
and a blunt of dro.

sum pussy everynow and then at daybreak good too.

Ah I miss being with a woman.

>>3270 artaficial sweeteners also have a high chance of giving your kids birth defects :( coca-cola is changing atleast one of its diet cola formulas because it causes damage to forming chromosomes... or so says wikipedia

>>3273
wikipedia is also written by people who heard someone say something... it's not a very good place to get facts...

>>3274 ahhh ive heard that Aspartame which is in NutraSweet and Equal causes birth defects........ its been in the news papers scence before wikipedia and the internet was around.

>>3274
Aw, did you have a fight with someone on Wikipedia? Did they make a fool out of you?

Most articles that I see are well sourced and NPOV. Sure, there are occasionally trolls and idiot kids making bad edits, but it usually takes all of ten seconds to fix.

Bastard Brew:

Any dark roast, generally maxwell, since folgers tastes more or less like burnt-ass, and maxwell is generally cheap for a big ass tub. Then you get some espresso coffee, such as Mami if you have access to it, but Pilon can work just as well, you take that and mix it into the maxwell coffee tub, and mix it damn well.

After it's mixed, for 4 cups of water, you use 3 tbsp of coffee, and when it's done percolating, you take a tbsp of the grounds, and shove them into the coffee, and stir, like your life depended on it, and then add 3 tbsp of sugar.

And their you go, Bastard Brew, shit will keep you going for 18-20 hours not a problem.

ive never been able to make it as good as other people... but make a very very hot cup of coffee using some maxwell house instant freeze dried coffee and then take a three muskateers candy bar and cut it into smaller pieces and just add it to your cup of coffee and stir until desloved....you might have to microwave your cup of coffee just to heat it up some more to help get all of the candy bar to melt....add some sugar and cream/er to taste