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log off bitch
log off what?
"log off" chansluts? how? delete cookies?
Take my love, take my land,Take me where I cannot stand.I don't care, I'm still free,You can't take Skyqueen from me.
Take me out to the black,Tell them I ain't comin back.Burn the land and boil the sea,You can't take my Crack-eeeeeeeeee
There's no place, I can be,Since I've found catharsity
>>10292 this pushed all my fetish buttons
fuck you you're a racist
>>10299
>racist
Crackist.
Keep Your Cracky By Your Side[Verse 1]They'll look high and they'll look lowThey'll look everywhere we goBut when the newfags find us we won't hideThey'll come loud and they'll come fastBut we shoop first and we shoop lastKeep your Cracky by your side
[Chorus]SingingOh Lord, this Cracky's made for usSingingOh Lord, one Cracky pic just ain't enough
[Bridge]So we'll write and paint 'cause we never leave our saintKeep your Cracky by your side
[Verse 2]They'll come day and they'll come nightThey'll have our prize rares in their sightsBut if they don't have faith their eyes are blindThey can scream and they can shoutBut they can never sus us outKeep your Cracky by your side[Chorus]SingingOh Lord, The Sky was made for usSingingOh Lord, one Crackymon's just not enough
[Bridge]When we hear her voice, Hello Blockbuster Cowley roadKeep your Cracky by your side
[Verse 3]They'll have cooms and they'll have memes'Cause they've got boners in their jeansBut we won't stop as long as we can shoopThey'll go on and preach their hateBut they won't get past the gate!Keep your Cracky by your side
[Chorus]SingingOh Lord the Sky was made for usSingingOh Lord one Crackymon's just not enough
[Verse 4]And when I see her faceI know I must protect my placeI'll keep my Cracky by my sideI'll keep my Cracky by my sideOh Lord!Keep your Cracky by your side
This is what the recrackistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_v_ktngt0
>>10311i love your unusual cracky image
>>10312Then you'll like knowing that it's inspired by one of her favorite authors, Carl Sagan, "We are all made of stars."
WRONG. We are all made of cars.
>>10314Yes we are ten-pai.
>>10290>>10290>>10290YOU WANNA KILL ME THAT'S FINE JUST HAVE THE NERVE TO DO IT YOURSELF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHEHAHLKJEHJAKHFKJFHADSHGKJAHGAJKHGGGJLAKDSJGLKJGALKJS SHOW ME, SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did something really riskybut so far nobody's come for methis implies certain things
>>10905Let me guess you pooped and/or coomed on her picture and sent it to her didn't you?
where would you send it exactly lol
asking for friend
I will be your friend
>>10940NO not you LOL!!
don't be cruel
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViMF510wqWA
THE King
https://youtu.be/5kJ9NfYwlcI
do you ship Cracky with Fat Elvis or Thin Elvis?
Christian Elvis;https://youtu.be/SMD8d7oUjxw
Christian Slater
Mr Robot
>>10980ロボットさんどうもありがとう！
I masturbated today. Now I feel really weak. It got me thinking. We lose life energy when we ejaculate, this is universally known and accepted. Women are always trying to steal the life energy from us to make themselves stronger. That means they have the ability to recycle (at least some of) our lost life energy by taking our semen into themselves. But how does that relate to masturbation? Well, follow along because I'm going somewhere. When a man spills his seed his life force drains out of him... but what if he put the semen back into himself? Could he not reclaim some of the lost energy? What I'm saying is, maybe if you consume your own semen, you can get back SOME but not ALL of the energy you lost by ejaculating. Worth a try, at least?
the ki is in the semenif we had a scouter we could measure itif Vegeta watched Goku masturbate, the scouter would measure a drop in power at the moment Goku ejaculatedperhaps examining the semen itself with the scouter would register the "missing" power (some of it at least)if Goku ate his semen the number on the scouter would go back up, I believeprobably not all the waybecause of thermodynamicsthis is science, not a joke
what I'm saying is that jizz has a power level we just lack the technology to measure it
holy shit I just figured it out
BUKKAKE IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS THE SUPER SAIYAN GOD RITUAL
humans "copied" the ritual the best way that they could
using their jizz
>>11004
>>11004You dummy, all those unused swimmers die anyway, pool or no pool, real science, not that woo scientism bullshit. You burned some serotonin go eat a fucking banana ffs, quit being a tard.
if ki isn't real how do you explain this, libtard?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08mr8bkN_Nk
We got him eating his own cum
>>11012Tards gunna tard.
NINGEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQu3-dt_Fwk
>>11011 you're probably a woman so opinion discarded
He's jacking off into his own mouth
PHASE TWO
>>11018Repeating lies will not make them any more truthful.
>>11025 okay woman
>>11027
>nigger>reading
lel
damn
I think we're going to have to push it
Should women really have the right to love Cracky?
Let me start off by saying I deal with enough bullshit from females bleeding out their vagina's in real life and 90% of Cracky drama is caused by woman. I've surfed a lot of chans until I hit an all male one (no homo) well there are females but not in the Cracky board. Never been better TBH.
I'm sure there are some girls out there who stalk Cracky legit and don't try to charm virgin stalkers to fuck over their fellow community members but I doubt very many. I don't believe woman should have been given rights in the first place, I mean they are great at cooking and cleaning but only unhealthy or ugly ones can stalk Cracky at a competitive level.
Every time I crack a joke with a female in Discord she gets all defensive like I need to go out of my way to make sure I don't offend anyone without a dick in the room, and of course some faggot is defending her like he's going to get some (rofl) dream on, kid. I saw a forum advertising on my chan that had around 700 stalkers and all were required to be female with Discord authentication and I think it's a great idea, they should all just talk about their Cracky makeup in their own Discords and their own boards while men do a better job (as usual) in theirs.
Anyone agree? Your thoughts on this topic are welcome, females you need not post here.
>>11032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14
homosexuality is a JoJo reference
Go ahead put me out of my misery, Cracky blow my brains out.
I want Cracky to blow my brains out I'm not even kidding
with what? a gun?
>>11073with THIS>>11073
gonna report you for posting NSFW images on chansluts
You have the power to cut me off from Cracky. Let that sink in.
this is not Cracky
>>11080prove it
my dog won't stop farting
>>11272Don't feed her so much cheese, no matter how cute Luna looks.
>>11272You can put that dog down.My grandpa won't stop farting.
I'm getting drunk and nobody can stop me;https://youtu.be/WW-9TcDTKa8
Don't go chasing Cracky-chans..
LET'S GO JASON
It's probably not good to coom while you are sick you need to conserve that energy so you can get up around and do things. Plus, you don't want to shoot a big viral load that's just gross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlmE51efA4
