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Post you'res Waifu who is not Cofcy.
2d and 3d accepred.
aww yis
can I choose Olivia?
>>10825>>10825Only if you post a rare
>>10827me down bottom
>>10832she cute
>>10832 >>10837
>>10823>>10824>>10827Make up your mind and pick one.
Deadgrrls can't say no.
>>11115Oh noes, she's too relaxed, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
https://youtu.be/p8IuZyStHJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKaQAJvMr7E
I just jacked off to a Marnie doujin I'm a certified Sicko
I'm proud of fapping to anime girls
in this moment I am euphoric;https://youtu.be/1i_KsQ4j1ic
wwow
soon..
>>15119
she's hiding a boner
>>15120 hiding it where?
hi OP sorry to be a National Grammar Socialist but it should actually be "YOUR waifu" not "you'res".
Vanilla
Gidget
>>15421 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFU9lM9uEvk
>>10832 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMh8qlVQ_Y
>>15421
>not going with the Airborne version.
Oh well, pound sand, like a stanky leg, the rest of us will serve with distinction in the Air-Woof'n.
Heil Crackler!
>>15552 your girl ain't faithful
>>15635
She has great taste. Those jews look rich.
>>16188 how the fuck did you get a picture of me
>>16188is this real?
it's a school teacher
Jeff set the precedent that they'll hire literally anybody
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-transgender-teacher-sparks-controversy-by-wearing-giant-prosthetic-breasts-in-class
>>15438why can I only see that on FF and not on chrome?
kinda sus to have a Waifu who is not Cofcy
>>16577 why penis???????????????????
>>16578the penis represents Cracky because she's a real dick
CRACKYs a real bitch but she's a dick too
I don't know who that is but they remind me of those photos you see on the news after a girl is murdered by her boyfriend
That's my Waifu who is not Cofcy
>>16648 kinda sus
>>16649why
kinda sus not to know why
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RdxyaJPWuiQ
kinda sus you know kids aren't good at hygiene
>>10820I love Yuis hips so much so
>>17000she got that 1000 cock stare
>>17000moar
>>17001 she's a minor you sick fuck
>>17003yeah, but you just know she's going to be super-hot
i mean she's already a 10
>>17005 no I think she's 15
>>17003nice neo-Nazi haircut chud
I think a waifu is missing
>>17209moot?
Pasha
hey administrator, the "[GIS]" button is useless now because Google Images changed & also sucks now
my waifu or husbando will be whoever can find & kill the porn spammer who keeps making gross sussy porn threads on every board
could it be YOU? get to work
>>17397 that's the culpritgo get them
>>17654baby fred
>>17477 why do the pretty ones always turn out to be racist?
mama don't let your kids grow up to be racists~
niggers tongue my anus
this is who I "ship" Olivia with
how can we get them together?
WARNING, THIS IS NSFW, DO NOT LOOK AT IT IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR DO NOT WISH TO SEE NSFW MATERIAL
NFSW tagging when?
>>17748It's a joke, I get it, chix always go for huge pricks, but you're just a little prick.
>>17748(Not Safe for Work) more like not safe anywhere
>>17750
>NSFW warnings>Chansluts
KEK.
>>17906god i wish that were me
>>17906 terrible skinno surprised considering the slop
>>17908 you wish you were a little girl???
I wish I were the little doll.
>>17911which doll are you talking about?
>being this new
actually it's okay to be neweverybody starts somewhere
I'm looking for some doll in the picture and I don't see one
someday you'll understand and you'll be like "oh now I understand that thing from X years ago, kinda anticlimactic but here we are"
I hope I live to see that day
post a comment in this webzone when it happens
What thing from 10 years ago?
>someday you'll understand and you'll be like "oh now I understand that thing from X years ago, kinda anticlimactic but here we are"
>I hope I live to see that day
>>17906cute and funny
>>17920 Please be nice and don't post hurtful reaction images
>>17923don't tell me what to be it's rude
>>17000>>17906literally built for bbc
CAN'T WAIT TO GET GRINDAN IN DISGAEA 3
>>17925 that's a child, what's wrong with you?
>that's a child, what's wrong with you?
>>17000>>17906Uohhhhhhhhh! ðŸ˜
me on right
chansluts "don't sexualize children" challenge, difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
>>17972Mommy can we go to Disneyland please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
PIG BENIS
>>17976 BOXXY?!
>>17980 are there nudes?
>>17980Has she shown her feet?
Going to look up porn of her later
>>18133she has a pretty pink pussy
>>18136 you’re operating under a false premise
>>18133the ultimate cocksleeve
it's a boy, you idiotsdo you not know DR lore???
Chihiro Fujisaki now she was a dame. I had to buy Danganronpa just for her. I wish there was more porn of her. She's the ultimate waifu. I fantasize about fucking her and how good she'd feel around my cock.
>>18149 almost every thing you said is wrong
>>18150That's just like, your opinion, man
Chihiro bouncing on my dick and her clit flopping around hitting me on the stomach
"She" is a man. "She" has a penis.
>>18157nah that's a clit she's a girl
that's a clit she has a pussy
pussy ass clit anus fuckfuckfuck heheheheheh the diddler hohohoho HAHAHAHAHA I DUNNO DUDE!?!? psshh Hehe honk honk fwahahah
i'm a reverse vampire "I WAVNT TO SUCK YOUR CLIT* AHHAHHAH
SHE's having sex right now I can feel it.
>>18167Let's go to the next big city!Now that I think about it, you're blind and you know that most people in this world have ugly faces.When you enter a new city and open your eyes, you may recognize someone in the distance or see a similar "energy". I'm sure you'll love it!Remember you need to change this.
girls you want to see BLACKED
>>18174this is my girlfriend she's my girlfriend we have unprotected sex together
She's doing 10 mans right now
>>18174she's like a petite scarjo my dick is diamonds
real schizo hours
>>18253pump that pussy
fufufufufu
>>18255fafafafafa
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=44zix8j-8UE
>>18271hell yeah
+burping+ +burping+ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUcxBFEpBM
>>18303 say baa
>>18305baa ram uu
I remember the first time I tasted my own cum
>>18366Short blogs like this won't land you the Pulitzer
>>18449
>My wife Satania
>>10820
shh the anime is sleeping.
>>18746forgot image
>>18747 UNDERWEAR!!! I'M SO HAPPY!
>>18747Cake Princess
>>18747Moaaaaar japsies
LEFT (but a right is fine too)
I want to bang Heather Locklear's daughter and/or Heather Locklear
both at the same time if possible
I want to bang Richie Sambora's daughter but I do NOT want to bang Richie Sambora. But I'd be okay with Richie Sambora watching while I bang his daughter.
>>18805 left or right?
>>18808are you handicapped? the Left obviously?
>>18809 my left or their left?
why don't you crop out the person you DON'T want to fuck and then repost, that should alleviate the ambiguity
>>18812you're so absolutely right I swear it's like I'm wearing blinders.
>>18812touché
Touché.
CRACKY COME AND FUCK MEEEEE
>>18849Sauce?
>>18849sauce
no, that's not sauce, that's a whore
>>18849name?
>>18865Would and her mom
>>18949 giga-Stacy
hex
"omelette du fromage,"
>>19100 ghey
omfg i am cumming
>>19179i have to feel them and suck them first
Do not touch mai waifu. Just watch, no touching.
>>19297Moar?
She's playing Triangle game on Switch
>>19382>>19383triangle game?
>>19385 she has three arms and three legs so that's like two triangles
Triangle Game 2: Isosceles Boogaloo
>>19424Gayshit Impacted shit
I didn't screenshot it but I think >>19424 just said "Genshin Impact"
it said "Play Genshit" or something
>>19622isn't she named bonkyboober or similar?
bonzaibuddy
>>19623BonkyChonkers
>>19679jerked to her twice
@everyonePlease DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
>>19685 i'm going to go masturbate m8
>>19685
>rules>at the discretion of modstaff.
neck yourself janny and post pics so we can fap to it.
>>19872Easy there, Ensign. This isn't 12chan.
>>20007Delete
a cat is fine too tho
this is what the refrance
>>20018It"s not ok to post cats itt
>>20033
>>20034You haven't posted a single THANG since I forbadee you from posting cat. Being permitted from posting one specific thing doesn't give you a carte blanche from posting anything at all. Just saying. Stick to the rules tho.
>>20069it's not going to suck itself
gonna post cats for spite
>>20072it's CATURDAY hurr hurr I'm pretending to be an oldfag.
>>20072What is this horror?
It's not a real corky innit?Why is her nose blank?What is this SHIT?
cRACKY does have the most cute and perfect nose I love her.
>>20076 it's cat-chan you fool, please keep up with the lore
>>20078MODS HELPMODS
>>20093 nobody is coming to help youyou're on your ownalso where is >>20091 ???
uh yeah not sure how much i like ai generated cracky
>>20101 it's not Cracky it's cat-chan
okay so you mentioned previously that, "cat-chan"well, that's just great BUT IT'S WRONG
also, i fucking hate cats YUCK
the internet is obsessed with cats because to them CATS are food
>>20103 no it's cat-chan
from the Discord:
>Here are some images from mootchan/r from the alternate universe. The girl is called "cat-chan" there (guess why?) and the board is called /r (for random). Anon found her funny for a while but was too scared to stalk her due to the big cat. Also moot is still in charge of his imageboard (not so easy to sell when your name is attached to it). He moved to Nicaragua to avoid being prosecuted after a short stint in Russia.
'a short stint in russia' where he turned everyone gay
in Russia you disappoint friends
BBC
i bet cracky is so jealous
Let's get the thread in order shall we?
>>20173>>20174That isn't Zelda
>>20175
peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg
>>20395 DELETE!!!!!!
why do some of them have penises and some of them do not have penises
1-in-8192 chance
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon#Shiny_Pok.C3.A9mon_rates
>>20622what are you a detective? who cares just enjoy it. yeesh, kids these days.
>>20621CHInG CHONG NIP NON GONG
>>20633lol cracky
Yung min bee
>>20634
I KNOW RIGHT LOL?
>>20659what a whore
>>20659STUPID spoiled whore
>>20659this girl is probably dead by now
>>20659piss on glowniggers and their weak-ass pixelhunting skills.
>>20665Yo, fuck those glowniggers and their lame-ass pixelhunting abilities! I'd tap that bitch if she were standing right here, though.
EAT THE RICH
>>20659 >>20660 >>20661 >>20662 >>20665 >>20667
they got her
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/jan-6-rioter-pink-beret-identified-ex-spotted-viral-fbi-tweet-rcna82286
>>20823meow see meow
>>20823she's bury pink
>>20876 that's a man
>>21359 is this a penis or a vegetable?
>>21372it's a pussy
is this the place where i post this?
god damn that shit is hideous
>>21484>>21485pump that pussy
>>21724There's not enough blueberry syrup to handle this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B8dldLG_ZhI
>>21737 why do they crop it so you can't tell if there's a penis or not?
>>21739High IQ
>>21739You're not missing much.>>21740more like denial, it's ok, you can be whatever, nobody gives a fuck, but if it's about holes, chix have one of those too.
I think I'll go for a walk outside nowThe summer sun's callin' my name(I hear ya now)I just can't stay inside all dayI've gotta get out, get me some of those rays
(Everybody's smilin')Sunshine day(Everybody's laughin')Sunshine day(Everybody seems so happy today)It's a sunshine day
I'm getting so tired of the "chicks with dicks" thingwhen will it end?or is this just what society is like now?
>>21818
>when will it end?
hopefully never
>>21812this girl is so fucking hot i'd love to make out with her
gonna swear off girls completely it's the only way to avoid surprise dicks
>>21822I get my girls from Blockbuster, Cowley Road
>>21822Girls don't have dicks. Problem solved.
It's a man, baybee!
>>21829 if girls don't have dicks then why does some ASSHOLE keep posting girls with dicks?
imagine this except imagine the guy is saying "I HATE PENISES"
that's me
>>21831we've got you surrounded come drink the penus syrup
there's the thing I like to do and I don't know if it's weird or notI like to take two photos of a woman, one from when she's younger and one from when she's olderand I put them side-by-sideyounger on the leftolder on the rightso I can see the progression in ageis that weird?(I try to select two pictures with similar poses & shot compositions)
>>21854 me on left Cracky on right
CRACKY left, Kimi right...
...and me
>>21884Livs to the left of me, Kimis to the righthere I am stuck in the middle with you
what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeC0-PO2BVw
>>21893
Yeah but you aint drinking from my jameson. It aint big enough for both of us.
>9001 friends visiting
I'm going to have to call bullshit
>>21896 you don't get it, IT'S OVER 9000, it's a very important meme
>>21896I can't tell if you're being ironic
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI
>>21920 GOD do I want to squeeze those boobs
I want her to binbag me
climate
>>22137 fake, pixels, etc
>>22158No shirt, no shoes, no service.
>>22158What a cute couple. Straight outta Netflix series.
>>22158>>22164I knew multiracial couples were a thing I just didn't know ALL couples are multiracial now. You know what they say once you go Black all you crave is BBC.
>>22159>>22164>>22165
>>22278
now post the 184 nude ones you did
>>22279I'm not the sicko you're the sicko! It's probably your image I saved just so I could post here and delete after.
>>22282 this is a metaphor for Hunter Biden dick pics
THERE ARE no hunter Biden dick picks they don't exist
>>22584
She was meant to have some meat on her bones. A very weird stick figure.
she ruined her tits.
why was that chris-chan pic deleted?
this board is for cracky-chan, not chris-chan
>>22852ok nigger
>>22852better go delete the thousands of other unrelated cracky-chan things then. you won't.
black gorilla retarded nigger
correct
>>22854 this but unironically
>>22869 real or fake???
>>22869Kek. Me mum owns that bakery.
>>22884your mum owns an ai generated bakery?
>>22889Jelly?
>>22973 can we see her underwear?
>>22973
is posing fully clothed in a river sexy or retarded?
>>23044NICE BRO! she got asssss! fuck yeah, go get her! cheers!
look at her thicc ass
shake it!
>>23070
look at my hands you six-fingered biatch
>>23072whoa you're right
>>23073
did you delete it?
>>23074delete what?
>>23191 is this what we've sunk to, taking creepshots of random children on public transit?
>is this what we've sunk to, taking creepshots of random children on public transit?
>>23194do you live under a rock or something? you're like 20 years too late.
>>23194did you just wake from your two-decade old coma? or are you just virtue signaling.
maybe he wouldn't have commented on it if your shitty picture didn't look like it was taken with a tin can, samefag
>>23203ok fag
miss me with that faggy shit
>>23216Would...steal her boots.
>>23217queer
not Cofcy either
just proompting with Dalle 3
yup toilet is borked
>>23238LOLWTF why is everyone in this pic wearing $500 Fjallraven pants?
Is there some secret euro discount burgers don't know about?
>>23244SMELLY
Braidfu
woopsie
boy you sure do love reposting kike garbage from 4chan
ok faggot
>>23317shut up bitch
they're dead now.
https://twitter.com/malikthgeek/status/1668243819614158850?ref_url=
This is mai waifu say something nice about her.
>>23348she's so cool!
which side did she choose?
we back
>>23355Who dis grandma?
>>23366she's the queen of /b/
>>233672 olddidn't look lmao
>>23398the POG
>>23528she's so over
>>23531this looks like one of those ai generated images
I am attracted to the girl from the "mental gymnastics" meme
Hehe
>>23848 fake AI
>>23849You can't prove this and you sound jealous.
>>23967 oh hey look it's not November anymore, what perfect timing
>>23971 you like jerking off to kikes?
>>23985i like jerking off to cracky
>>24071 do you actually find that attractive?
>>24077omg yes
Pathetic.
>>24285
>a prettier twatwaffle was never degraded
>>24391Always get a goon-vibe off her.
>>24394I wonder if she can dilate her butthole on command.
>>24448 this suit burns better
>>24813
Finally something good
unzips ass
faggot faggot faggot
moo!
belle website
shit nuggets
tubesteak
>>25335MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How many times were you playing a game online and some jew online said MOO. too fucking many that's how many times/.
this is so funny when people make these
Assuka Blyat Cirinova
The obvious choice is obviously obvious.
>>25397the kissinger girl
>>25362 I posted this photograph of a minor as a social experiment, but nobody said anything about it, there were no condemnations or objections, so what can we conclude from that? does this imply approval, or simple apathy?
>>25466
I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE HER UNDERWEAR
>>25476
I was on a comic con last weekend. I saw 3 Asukas 1 Misato 0 Reis.One of the Asukas were as hot as this one. I took some creep shots. I wish I'd taken more.
>>25480 post them
please
why aren't you posting them?
POST THEM
maybe they're holding onto them for profit $$$ and not just giving them away for free
>>25526 >>25527 not an Asuka
>>25515 that's horrible, if you're not going to post it don't even say you have
>>25480
hey man real talk
just admit you made this up
we won't be mad unless you double-down on this
>>25533Real man talk, you're one of those people that takes pictures of their food, and selfies for every-fucking thing rather than eating your food and enjoying what's around you in the present, no you try to frame everything to impress other people who don't give a fuck one way or another. Learn to live authentically.
Don't show >>25533 shit.
>>25529 you're wrong, they're all sukas.
guess which one
I've heard that Asians are bad luck but I don't know if it's true.
>>25548If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
>>25579I want to own the rights to her
>>25580I've had them for decades and am willin bto depart. What are your numbers? Give m e a cigar for free as well , my hebrew friend.
>>25585i need a wife
preferably one with an (((estate)))
>>25586
He's right. By playing with your penis, you are unknowingly participating in homosexual behavior, which can have lasting negative effects if it begins as a child. Your Master Boimassa needs to understand what you know, understand yourself, understand yourself, in order to understand you.
>>25587
... if you started it as a child. If you're just turboing and you don't feel the dick in your hands, it's fine to continue with the main bait, but if you like stroking the shaft and the balls, stop right away and play with balls.
>>25592>>25593OKAY I smoke weed, but you know what that's encouraged in N. Korea
>>25600 is this that Finnster man from Twitch?
it's some other ugly faggot
does she do the nya thing
>>25679she goes myeah see myeah
Where you from
>>25700The DEEP South
>>25741Wow CRACKYS are bigger than that
>>25741 Emma Roberts is so hot or at least she was when she was young
>>25781 i would fuck the retard right out of this autistic little whore
>>25794Moar
>>25794>>25821isn't it beautiful
so you're into clowns
Haha Yes!
Kamala>>>>>>>Camel
There I said it.
>>26077
I still jerk to Camel pics sometimes, it's like an absolute last resort when I'm having trouble climaxing
I always suffer over the next couple days though because it's bad juju
>>26103I haven't jerked off to her b4 lol
>>26104Don't do it, it's in the small print that you have to enlist in the US Army in her Sike OPs Simp Battalion. They do dirty shit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FMHSIz0ZWYE
>>26179this made me think of cracky
I love this little cartoon girl.She's everything that CRACKY isn't.
>>26208>>26211I like her
>>26217
...and here she's behaving a whole lot like CRACKY. Screaming as soon as there's something she doesn't like.
I've changed my mind about an old question someone asked me, and I'd prefer the other girl to what I previously said
>>26329Cute, but reminds me of Michelle Trachtenberg. You can tell she's going to have to starve herself to stay thin. She's looks like the type that gets fat easily.
Trachtenberg, through a combination of diet, exercise and some obvious ozempic use, has started to regain her youthful slim figure but she's super touchy about it online. Fortunately for her she's young enough and was not so far-gone that a recovery would have been impossible.
Vanity's a muthafukka.
PS. it's easier to stay slim than to get slim. Don't let yourself get fat, it makes EVERYTHING harder, except for your dong.
ok cracky
>>26465 PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Slutchan to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
meth face
right
>>26721 I want to fuck the eldest daughter for several years by which time the middle daughter should be ready to fuck
>>26747and then fuck her for several years by which time the left daughter should be ready to fuck...
>>26744I want to make her happy but she's so pretty when she's sad.
My love, my life
>>10820this. this is my Waifu who is not Cofcy.
>>26996 this fag has a great body but i'm sure his face is absolutely disgusting
>>26997 with the camera filters removed / in person
>>26996gyatt
>>26997>>26998wait what are you saying
>>27028 a fat gorilla faced nigger with a shaved head is your waifu?
>>27029see >>27032
where is >>27028 I want to see the alleged negro I didn't get to see it and I want to see it
is it the same as >>27030 or were there two different
were there two different blacks is what I mean
or two different pictures of the same black
"a second woman of color has hit chansluts"
>>27040 he deleted and reposted the same video
>>27042 how do you know it's a man
>>27416aside from her K9 proclivities, she also fucked her brother
