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SCENARIO: Cracky breaks into your home and says she needs to consume your "seed" (a.k.a. semen) to use as fuel to power her return trip to her home dimension. However, you know that if she takes your virginity you will be weak and powerless for the rest of your life. As a workaround, you offer to extract the seed yourself and then give it to her, but she says she has to do it herself in order to attain the power she needs.
You fear that if you refuse her, she may overpower you and take what she wants by force.
How would you handle this situation?
Several options:
Where exactly would my seed go?
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is this board borked now?
>>1828into Cracky
>>1840
Would it be an option to put it into an unusual place?
>>1827
> in my house?
She's NEVER leaving./thread.
>>14818 is there a guest room or does she have to sleep on the couch or what?
>>14819
>the couch?
only if she's been naughty like certain people that can't be trusted on the bed
the joke is that she pooped
so, he divorced her because she had an accident?
>>14822As long as I don't wake up to a Cleveland steamer on my chest or her trying to cut my balls off as a way to extract my seed without having sex, I'm willing to risk letting her sleep in my bed.
I'm cringe
>>14827 hi cringe i'm cracky
>>14876cracky you gotta help me' whatever you did that's screwing up this timeline you got to reverse it somehow. just think what it is you can do to change this situation to the good ending.
it's all wrongTHEY SHOT A GORILLA
>>14888
nice trips but you lose points because "1488" is the racism number
>>14895 no, you lose points the final 8 is the infinity symbol doofus.
>>14882 you want a happy ending? Go to the massage parlor.
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT BRUH YOU TRIPPIN
>>15024
fantastical scenarios aside, what DOES she do with all the human semen she collects?
human semen
