THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

Dear pic related,

You blocked me? YOU blocked ME? Is this opposite day? Is this crazy town? I'm the nice one; if anything, it should have been me blocking you. I'm actually offended by your appalling lack of etiquette!

I was legitimately trying to have a good-faith conversation with you despite you being a super creepy weirdo.

Even though we're clearly not going to be friends, I at least wanted to try to understand you on some level. Find common ground, you know? I was never going to provide what you were asking for (and seriously, what the fuck, how dare you), but we could have at least talked if you could have just pretended to be a normal human for a few minutes.

I suppose everything that was said about you was correct.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

Leave the others alone but I'd still be willing to 1v1 you in a battle of rhetoric should you ever find yourself in possession of enough testicular fortitude to face me again.