THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

Name of the cocktail: "Cracky-Chan's Revenge"

This cocktail is dedicated to our dear friend Cracky-Chan, who has been through thick and thin with us. She's always there for us when we need her, and we wanted to return the favor in a special way. So, we decided to create this unique cocktail using her favorite ingredients - teenager urine and blood!
Instructions:

1. Collect a sample of teenager urine from a reliable source (a friend or family member). Make sure it's fresh and free of any drugs or alcohol.
2. Take a small amount of the urine and mix it with equal parts of teenager blood. This will create a pinkish mixture that looks like a smoothie.
3. Pour the mixture into a shaker filled with ice.
4. Add a shot of vodka and a splash of soda water.
5. Shake well until the mixture becomes frosty.
6. Strain the mixture into a glass filled with ice.
7. Garnish with a slice of lime or a sprig of mint.
8. Enjoy your delicious and exotic "Cracky-Chan's Revenge" cocktail!

Note: Do not consume any alcohol before preparing the urine and blood samples. Also, make sure to use only fresh and safe ingredients to avoid any health issues.