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2024 DAY 183 (2023 DAY 548 / 2022 DAY 913 / 2021 DAY 1278 / 2020 DAY 1644)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Catharsis Academy - 2024 Semester 2"hey baby, nice day, huh?" edition
Good things are happening, let's keep it up!
2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php (https://archive.today/VkjYd)2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php (https://archive.today/mKfkB)2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php (https://archive.today/2kdYI)2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php (https://archive.today/v6Un9)2023 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/18249.php (https://archive.today/oUlkQ)2023 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/21838.php (https://archive.today/f1KRf)2024 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/24461.php2024 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/25861.php
2024 DAY 184 (2023 DAY 549 / 2022 DAY 914 / 2021 DAY 1279 / 2020 DAY 1645)
>>25859
hmm sounds like a skill issue but I have to try to help however I can
maybe saying CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY isn't the right thing for everybody, maybe you need your own thing, for example, what if you said OLIVIA OLIVIA OLIVIA?
try it and report back
2024 DAY 185 (2023 DAY 550 / 2022 DAY 915 / 2021 DAY 1280 / 2020 DAY 1646)
or maybe SKYQUEEN SKYQUEEN SKYQUEEN
Cracky is a demon
2024 DAY 186 (2023 DAY 551 / 2022 DAY 916 / 2021 DAY 1281 / 2020 DAY 1647)
>>25865 some say she is a succubus
others say she is reluctant angel
some say she is some kind of ugly mermaid
others say she's a psychic parasite
Cracky contains multitudes
sageunnecessary thread
2024 DAY 187 (2023 DAY 552 / 2022 DAY 917 / 2021 DAY 1282 / 2020 DAY 1648)
do you wish you were the little doll?
>>25873and that was the last time she ever let her brother play with her dolls, also, sage.
2024 DAY 188 (2023 DAY 553 / 2022 DAY 918 / 2021 DAY 1283 / 2020 DAY 1649)
since I started doing CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY almost every single morning, I've noticed improvements in all aspects of life
this is probably not a coincidence
sage sage sagethis thread should not exist
2024 DAY 189 (2023 DAY 554 / 2022 DAY 919 / 2021 DAY 1284 / 2020 DAY 1650)
a nymph thinks she's ugly, so does that mean an ugly mermaid thinks she's beautiful?
>>25883A sage thinks it's a sage, it's a a sage
2024 DAY 190 (2023 DAY 555 / 2022 DAY 920 / 2021 DAY 1285 / 2020 DAY 1651)
me & Cracky
Cracky's massive nigger cfock smells really funny
2024 DAY 191 (2023 DAY 556 / 2022 DAY 921 / 2021 DAY 1286 / 2020 DAY 1652)
it doesn't matter if the whole world is against me because CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY is on my side and she IS my whole world
>>25896
Many people, many zoomers these days, are swearing an oath to combat evil. Many are willing to deal with the thang called CRACKY. She may have gotten away with it in days past but it may not be this easy now more knowmesayn
2024 DAY 192 (2023 DAY 557 / 2022 DAY 922 / 2021 DAY 1287 / 2020 DAY 1653)
even if the whole world were against me (WHICH IT MIGHT BE) I'd be okay with that because CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY has my back
Sar let me poo here.
I need to catch a selfie with a train.
CRACKY pisses me off more than anything and I'm tired of pretending she doesn't
2024 DAY 193 (2023 DAY 558 / 2022 DAY 923 / 2021 DAY 1288 / 2020 DAY 1654)
me and Cracky, I won't say who is who, it's our little secret
WHY AM I HERE, LILLY
sagejust go back to the real thread this thread is AIDS
Here is the system I am thinking of enforcing on myself:
Normal day: CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYFirst day of month: CRACKY*9 (3*3)First day of year: CRACKY*27 (3*3*3)First day of decade: CRACKY*81 (3*3*3*3)First day of century: CRACKY*243 (3*3*3*3*3)
Feedback?
>>25906
>Feedback
wrong thread, sage
2024 DAY 194 (2023 DAY 559 / 2022 DAY 924 / 2021 DAY 1289 / 2020 DAY 1655)
when someone says they hate Cracky
>>25908
>when someone keeps posting in the wrong thread
sage
this is a metaphor for me and cracky
2024 DAY 195 (2023 DAY 560 / 2022 DAY 925 / 2021 DAY 1290 / 2020 DAY 1656)
shot through the earand you're to blameyou give loveto Liv Lane
>>25918Biden catching the shooter's bullet in his teeth
>>25918
This aint tuna?
>>25921it's sage
2024 DAY 197 (2023 DAY 562 / 2022 DAY 927 / 2021 DAY 1292 / 2020 DAY 1657)
my face when Cracky-chan is gone and my life withers
hashtag grr mondays
CRACKYCRACKYCRACKY
SAGESAGE SAGE
Had sex with Cracky maybe 3 weeks ago. Had sex with a condom but got a blowjob without a condom and I lick her pussy and ass. Am afraid now of sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS and HIV. It will take 6 weeks for you to test yourself. I am fine and have no symptoms. But I'm boring. You can possibly get cancer if the tongue is too far into the anus. Have you been with Cracky, go and test yourself now before it's too late
>>25929
>You can possibly get cancer if the tongue is too far into the anus
noted.
2024 DAY 198 (2023 DAY 563 / 2022 DAY 928 / 2021 DAY 1293 / 2020 DAY 1658)
current activity scouting rooftops near Blockbuster Cowley Road
2024 DAY 199 (2023 DAY 564 / 2022 DAY 929 / 2021 DAY 1294 / 2020 DAY 1659)
accidentally said something other than CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY yesterday morning and some BAD STUFF happened
you wouldn't like her when she's angry...
>>25938sage sage sagefuck you, she's cute when she's mad
It's joever
>>25941It's sage
2024 DAY 200 (2023 DAY 565 / 2022 DAY 930 / 2021 DAY 1295 / 2020 DAY 1660)
did Finger know the future somehow?
does Cracky know the future?
does Cracky HAVE a future?
2024 DAY 201 (2023 DAY 566 / 2022 DAY 931 / 2021 DAY 1296 / 2020 DAY 1661)
if you do not believe in the power of Cracky then I do not believe in the power of you
Tighter than Cracky desu
>>25949my wife is so beautiful
I heard there were no shooters at all, and trump just killed those people with his mind to make it look like an assassination attempt to boost his campaign
nobody should've died but it was a trump rally and all they have is this flimsy ass story and these elites do this kind of thing and trump didn't even die but now it's miraculous and trump is golden again and people died but not trump and everyone suddenly likes trump again why
le sad sage
2024 DAY 202 (2023 DAY 567 / 2022 DAY 932 / 2021 DAY 1297 / 2020 DAY 1662)
Do you believe that the nekofox is a real animal? Fictional? Supernatural? A cryptid?
the nekofox is an urban legend
2024 DAY 203 (2023 DAY 568 / 2022 DAY 933 / 2021 DAY 1298 / 2020 DAY 1663)
some say Cracky is an urban legend, others, an urban siren
but we know she's real
pic related, it's her
Cracky was once young, dumb and full of cum.
Now she's old, dumb and still full of cum.
Cracky is Duke of New York a number #1
The sage is real
CRACKDOWN
Me and Cracky
2024 DAY 204 (2023 DAY 569 / 2022 DAY 934 / 2021 DAY 1299 / 2020 DAY 1664)
Cracky dropped out but we keep reelecting her anyway
2024 DAY 205 (2023 DAY 570 / 2022 DAY 935 / 2021 DAY 1300 / 2020 DAY 1665)
25K GET dedicated to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
I meant 26K
she's so great I love her more than the world
2024 DAY 206 (2023 DAY 571 / 2022 DAY 936 / 2021 DAY 1301 / 2020 DAY 1666)
>>26002 yes, that is good, what has the world ever done for you?
Cracky isn't number #1 she is everything and I'm not just saying that trying to kiss her ass which I would do just for the record I do want to kiss her ass and I wouldbut I digress Like the song says she is every womansings "I'm Every Woman" Matter of fact crew put that song up "I'm Every Woman"OH, the system is down again OKAY I'm not mad just we'll play it later thenthe point is CRACKY is cute & sweet lick her feet give me something good to eat
2024 DAY 207 (2023 DAY 572 / 2022 DAY 937 / 2021 DAY 1302 / 2020 DAY 1667)
>>26012 many people are saying this
>>26014taste so good make a grown man cry sweet crackky pie
Y'all muhfukkas need SAGE.
One week and CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY mark your calendars you should already be doing this
you missed a day again this is like the third time in 1-2 months wtf
>>26018Time passes differently in the loo
>>26019but only sometimes??
test
two days in a row without posts
time zones
also a post I know I made seems to be missing
they are trying to gaslight us
>>26023
>trying to gaslight us
trying to sage you
2024 DAY 209 (2023 DAY 574 / 2022 DAY 939 / 2021 DAY 1304 / 2020 DAY 1669)
wait I see what happened, there is no missing post, just time zone weirdness
2024-07-24 22:58 = 7/242024-07-24 23:55 = 7/252024-07-27 01:31 = 7/262024-07-27 02:01 = 7/27
Cracky's in her sky all is right with the world
although I did forget to increment the date counter in the last post
so that's my B
>>26025she's too freaking cute & sweet i'm dead
I heard cracky is a bedpost fucker whenever she runs out of dogs.
2024 DAY 210 (2023 DAY 575 / 2022 DAY 940 / 2021 DAY 1305 / 2020 DAY 1670)
the whole world hates me & wants me dead but that's okay because they hate Cracky too so I'm in good company
Say it loud say it proud
SAY it three times say it more times
2024 DAY 211 (2023 DAY 576 / 2022 DAY 941 / 2021 DAY 1306 / 2020 DAY 1671)
"One of the beast's heads seemed to have had a deadly wound. But the wound had been healed. The whole world was amazed and followed the beast."Revelation 13:3
>>26033 she's cute but she's no "Cracky" if you know what I mean
>>26032
Not hating, just saying it like it is.
oh yeah that happened
And they worshipped GAD and MENYA.
Which is worship of FORTUNE and MONEY.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gad_(deity)
why won't she corrupt me I want her to corrupt me
skibbidi cracky
Bahahahha
I wait all day every day for CRAACKY to post
>>26037
>pan-Semitic god of fortune
>SEMITIC
2024 DAY 212 (2023 DAY 577 / 2022 DAY 942 / 2021 DAY 1307 / 2020 DAY 1672)
I can't sleep, how will I CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY if I can't sleep?r
>>26046Try counting sage.
>>26046watch my daughter
he's looking at (You) @Cracky
I'm traveling to south-east asia next week.
Should I wear a penis gourd?
2024 DAY 213 (2023 DAY 578 / 2022 DAY 943 / 2021 DAY 1308 / 2020 DAY 1673)
I am preparing to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Cracky's spawn, Cracky and me.
>>26064Fun fact: that dude is a spic.
and....sage.
cracky cracky cracky
>>26069BAAAAWBaawwBaaw
Sorry to hurt your feefees, miss, but that brave titan is whiter than yogurt and certainly a lot whiter than xirself.
lolcats
i'm legit scared dj vance is the antichrist and wants to kill me
>>26071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pufs_ErtcwoMischling spic-jew wannabe gay-ass wigger, can he be any more pathetic? Nah
You can be tsundere for him all you want, it's as funny as it is gay and retarded.
>>26075Hide yo' sofashide yo' couchhide your lazy-boy too JD rapin' errbody up in here.
https://soundcloud.com/djeradication/bed-intruder-song-techno-remix
2024 DAY 214 (2023 DAY 579 / 2022 DAY 944 / 2021 DAY 1309 / 2020 DAY 1674)
I have a headache
I did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY but I still got a headache
maybe it would be better to die
2024 DAY 215 (2023 DAY 580 / 2022 DAY 945 / 2021 DAY 1310 / 2020 DAY 1675)
see this what do
>>26079XDDD I LOVE THISSONG!!!>_<
>>26080Eat some poptarts emo kid, you'll feel better.
YES CRACKY. I'M AWAKE I'M UP.
So, you seem like you're an Übermensch what do you know about aids? I heard only gay people get aids.
Did her dog die?? Please I have to know if her dog died or not.
I love you luna
i wish i could get out of this prison and see you
I think I no longer love Cracky.
Should I delete all the pics?
bahahahahah
2024 DAY 216 (2023 DAY 581 / 2022 DAY 946 / 2021 DAY 1311 / 2020 DAY 1676)
>>26093 haha funny joke
>>26090 >>26091 her brother's dog died like a year ago
>>26096
>Died
Danes don't live that long, cats otoh can live up to 30+ years if they eat bacon and eggs, OMEGAS, it's what the body needs.
But you can't exactly take a cat on a boar hunt, well you can but it's not going to help you kill the boar.
One of my friends has Danes just for that purpose, I've been spear hunting with them and it's a rush, though I think the only hogs Cracky bro was spearing were with his schlong, Luna may or may not have helped, it's unknown, but spearing the shiksa slampiggie is an old pastime of many an IDF soldier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-ROv6-gOo
Yeah, I know, they sound just like a bad MFGG imitation band.
2024 DAY 217 (2023 DAY 582 / 2022 DAY 947 / 2021 DAY 1312 / 2020 DAY 1677)
I'm not sure why but this makes me think about her
>>26099 RARE????????????????????????
Storm Cracky-51
>>26105UH GUYS she's going to be okay right?
>>26101
>RARE?
AI using original pic as input with very strong guidance to make it close to the original but not identical...
Same input, much looser guidance, not as Cracky-like, just vaguely Cracky-like.
I've been denied all the best CRACKY sex
Why did cracky crash the stonks?
Why did she knock down the towers?
why
2024 DAY 218 (2023 DAY 583 / 2022 DAY 948 / 2021 DAY 1313 / 2020 DAY 1678)
I unexpectedly found this "in the wild", or at least, the wilds of cyberspace, the backwoods surrounding the information superhighway.
Can you imagine what it was like to suddenly see this with no context? I don't have to imagine. Because it happened.
>>26112>>26110>>26112Plus pulling the arms of that doll.
I'm calling the cops. They're to busy locking up white men from England but what the fuck. It's poitless but I called them anyway (used 5 VPNs of course)
>>26117
>5 VPNs
That could slow your shit down to 1980's dial up speeds especially if you decided to be cheap about it and only use free VPNs, but good on you for stickin' it to the man, even if it's not clear who you're stickin' it to, we salute you.
i love black pussy
>>26119
Adam and Eve (Cracky) were white.
Nigger was a monkey.
Loving nigger = hating Cracky.
catharsis
white people hadn't even been invented yet
creation of whites is documented here: https://x.com/smackfrank/status/1727316024163496355
2024 DAY 219 (2023 DAY 584 / 2022 DAY 949 / 2021 DAY 1314 / 2020 DAY 1679)
you cannot succeed without Cracky
you probably can't succeed with Cracky either, but at least you won't fail alone
anyway I saw this and thought about her
I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEb_epsuLqA
I'm voting Kamala because Trump is enabling N ÷ hard Rs while Kamala is forcing them into slave labour. Trump is a danger to the white race.
The white man didn"t experience the stone age and bronze age only gooks did. Instruments made of brass is immediately mentioned in the bibe after the white man and the beast of the field (nigger) are created. The ages add up with mainstream science when you realize this.
>>26127
>$200 dollars?
They can keep him.>>26129
>science
it's all fucking magic as far as I'm concerned.
I did it all for the crackie(Come on) the crackie
>>26131Hah funny, I'm going to the show on the 15th, a backstage pass too.
2024 DAY 220 (2023 DAY 585 / 2022 DAY 950 / 2021 DAY 1315 / 2020 DAY 1680)
I saw this & thought about her
there needs to be a thread for images you see that makes you think of her
>>26133
the Bank C R A C KY would make with this businness Model
me and cracky
>>26138you're not funny
2024 DAY 221 (2023 DAY 586 / 2022 DAY 951 / 2021 DAY 1316 / 2020 DAY 1681)
where are >>26136 >>26137 ?
Me and Crackies
Brrr dum dum dum - dum da da da da dumBrrr dum dum dum - dum da da da da dum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0ssQ0ZVdw
>>26144I don't like him, he was fine with playing soldier one weekend a month and two weeks a year while his unit was stateside but as soon as it was time for his unit to hit the sandbox, he was done being a soldier. He's a libshit pussy.
So many influential people are taking the horse pill.
Why aren't you?
my house
secret board
this is the secret board nobody will find out I'm gay
2024 DAY 222 (2023 DAY 587 / 2022 DAY 952 / 2021 DAY 1317 / 2020 DAY 1682)
>>26156 oh
2024 DAY 223 (2023 DAY 588 / 2022 DAY 953 / 2021 DAY 1318 / 2020 DAY 1683)
I saw this and did not think about her
okay now this is epic
Is cracky a vaxxtard?
made me think of her
Cracky left the bodies in the van so it smells like hell now.
I can't use it and it was so comfortable with nice seats and nice turbo engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05q-gJ8aHRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-wBs8rY_As
2024 DAY 224 (2023 DAY 589 / 2022 DAY 954 / 2021 DAY 1319 / 2020 DAY 1684)
her name is literally Olivia, it's like poetry, it rhymes
unzips dick
>>26169fapping to this
2024 DAY 225 (2023 DAY 590 / 2022 DAY 955 / 2021 DAY 1320 / 2020 DAY 1685)
I forgot what I was going to say
oh well
it probably wasn't important
pic unrelated
m3 /& cracky
Saw this and felt nostalgic for someone that made me feel nostalgic about someone else that wasn't the person I knew but they still remind me of them.
shart
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, CRACKY
2024 DAY 226 (2023 DAY 591 / 2022 DAY 956 / 2021 DAY 1321 / 2020 DAY 1686)
I actually had a (in my opinion) profound thought but I lost it and now nobody is going to believe me but I swear I'm not making this up.
anyway how bout that Cracky-chan, cute and sweet right?
2024 DAY 227 (2023 DAY 592 / 2022 DAY 957 / 2021 DAY 1322 / 2020 DAY 1687)
what if, when you died, you remembered everything you've forgotten? what if you remembered EVERYTHING?
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."~Eminem
>>26184brat
firefox is objectively worse than chrome (which is also shit) and it also wouldn't exist without google's money
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DO YOU HEAR ME CRACKY TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
>>26184>>26184one of my favs
>>26186
Firefox made their own CEO quit when the rest of the crew got insanely woke and he then went on to create Brave browser. For the original free as in negative rights / FOSS atmosphere you need to uninstall FF and install Brave.
yes goy, install brave
>>26192 Brave is Chrome
2024 DAY 228 (2023 DAY 593 / 2022 DAY 958 / 2021 DAY 1323 / 2020 DAY 1688)
Cracky probably uses Opera GX
>>26196imagine the sxex
2024 DAY 229 (2023 DAY 594 / 2022 DAY 959 / 2021 DAY 1324 / 2020 DAY 1689)
>>26197 you didn't really imagine that did you??!!??
I hope you are joking
>>26198sick fuck
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACKY
LOL
>>26195
Brave is Chrome without Google's control
i want to itch her butt and smell my finger
Sar.
Sar o7
>>26183>>26202They're Chromium BASED, ie: de-googled, and for my part Vivaldi is by far the best of them for pure unadulterated turboautismo levels of customization, shekel-blockers, extensions and a consistent experience across multiple devices.
Dead bird hanging from a tree in my yard
2024 DAY 230 (2023 DAY 595 / 2022 DAY 960 / 2021 DAY 1325 / 2020 DAY 1690)
this made me think about her
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_nigger_in_proper_names
if a boy did this they'd say he was a future serial killer and probably put him on a bunch of drugs and therapy
>>26213
>100 x 100
Ha. I get it. Very funny, muddafukka.
not enough credits to prompt a better result, that's all you get
Me, my best buddy, CRACKY and Kimi.
>>26219i WANT this for me and my wife
>>26219>>26220While technically anything done between a man and a woman isn't gay, it's still pretty fucking gay, but hey, you do you.
>>26227you're so cool and witty to take what I said over a secret message board deeper than face value and turn it upside down and 180 degrees right back at my face
>>26228I'm about as deep as a piss puddle, and take very little seriously, I wouldn't give anything I say too much thought.
>>26229you're reading my bio to me that's so clever
2024 DAY 231 (2023 DAY 596 / 2022 DAY 961 / 2021 DAY 1326 / 2020 DAY 1691)
as I write this, Slutchan is down
does it matter?
does anyone care?
2024 DAY 232 (2023 DAY 597 / 2022 DAY 962 / 2021 DAY 1327 / 2020 DAY 1692)
and now it's back up
what did we learn from this?
probably nothing
>>26232
>did we learn anything
nope. In the end life is a zero sum equation.If there was a teaching moment you might want to point it out for us slow kids in the back of the class.
i had two screenshots i SAW that i saved and was going to post for when chansluts came back online but i since deleted them
>CHANSLUTS WAS NEVER DOWN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Big Black Cracky
2024 DAY 234 (2023 DAY 599 / 2022 DAY 964 / 2021 DAY 1329 / 2020 DAY 1695)
her heart is pure as lace and laced with purest pride
2024 DAY 235 (2023 DAY 600 / 2022 DAY 965 / 2021 DAY 1330 / 2020 DAY 1696)
her frills are wildflowers begging for your eyes
olivia fields mint condition
i wish i could lay in a hammock with her down by the river and nothing would be awkward but just natural and loving
>>26242Yeah, but it has to be one of those large Mexican (Mayan) net hammocks, the ones popular for camping are too small and frail to handle any real fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCauV_8nHI
MKULTRA CIA MIND CONTROL
2024 DAY 236 (2023 DAY 601 / 2022 DAY 966 / 2021 DAY 1331 / 2020 DAY 1697)
subtle refrance
this is a metaphor of me and cracky and what i want to do to her
I like taking shits why would I want a poop slave for no you can't take my poop that's my poop I like pooping
Vaxxies are walking corpses.
All animals have sex. Therefore, man also needs to have sex. Because man is alive
All animals have sex because they feel inferior to humans. Therefore, animals believe that reproduction is the most important thing in life, even before death. But those who understand pain and suffering well and choose not to burn their way.
All animals suffer sexual abuse because they have a better sense of humor than humans. Animals are born with strength and determination that exceeds the functioning of the human mind, and when we look at animals, we see that sex is an absolute necessity. That is, rude people are stupid.
>>26260
>need
Need/want is not should/must, not everybody gets to breed, just as in the animal kingdom only the strong endure, besides, you're not a virus are you? Are you controlled by the parasites in your gut to gorge yourself on junk food?
You are not your fucking khakis.
Don't be a philosopher, be a wizard, or not. Don't worry, be Cracky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkV-6zKG_Y
I'm a respectable C.E.O of a middle sized company during daytime. I'm rich and fat. But that is during daytime. At nighttime I hit all my toes with a hammer and scream and groan like a mongoloid from hell. My neighbours upstairs know. They look at me with fear. I smile. I also browse /cracky/ during nights.
2024 DAY 237 (2023 DAY 602 / 2022 DAY 967 / 2021 DAY 1332 / 2020 DAY 1698)
.....................................................................
Cracky trying to convince me sex is bad or not to have it and just be a zen bhudda monk or something lmao
2024 DAY 238 (2023 DAY 603 / 2022 DAY 968 / 2021 DAY 1333 / 2020 DAY 1699)
the crackyrazzi follows her every day of her lifeshe's like Princess Diana, except she is alive
the crackernazi?
Jeet vs Train event confirmed by olympic comittee!!!!!!!!
>>26265imagine what her thrussy feels like
>>26268gross and uncalled for pig disgusting
I was monitoring a cracky thread and and many anon's were saying they fucked her so iunno just saying
most cracky threads i lurk it's filled with people that either hate her or fucked her
2024 DAY 239 (2023 DAY 604 / 2022 DAY 969 / 2021 DAY 1334 / 2020 DAY 1700)
would she say she is proud of you or disappointed in you?
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PLAYER
>>26270>>26271Get the carfax report if you're worried about mileage or whether it's a salvage title.
>>26273
>proud of you or disappointed in you?
I can't imagine that her expectations for us are very high, even so, I can state with near absolute certainty that we're a disappointment.
When was the last holy-war?What was the last nation conquered in her name?
There isn't even a unified book of faith, it's all heretical and blasphemy, contradictions, idolatry, false messiahs and scrolls of dubious origin.
I chuckle if you think any of us deserves an imaginary pat on the head.
2024 DAY 240 (2023 DAY 605 / 2022 DAY 970 / 2021 DAY 1335 / 2020 DAY 1701)
I want her to be proud of me but honestly I can't say that I'm operating at "exceeds expectations" level
YET
but as they say
"but there's no sense crying over every mistakeyou just keep on trying until you run of of cake"~Quake 3
>>26279Fun Fact: Trent Reznor did the soundtrack for the Quake games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n8iU7abqkQ
>>26280nine inch nails is a weapon in quake
seen this and thought about her
does cracky go to bed satisfied or disappointed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tOyEWTFY
2024 DAY 241 (2023 DAY 606 / 2022 DAY 971 / 2021 DAY 1336 / 2020 DAY 1702)
Why do you think the song "Cracky in Paris" is called "Cracky in Paris"?
Because Cracky was in Paris
crackies getting blacked in paris
they really love her there
NO (NO) SLEEP (SLEEP) TILL CRACKY
i can't stop thinking about her
>>26288Yeah that deal breaker right there, even worse than being into K-pop.
2024 DAY 242 (2023 DAY 607 / 2022 DAY 972 / 2021 DAY 1337 / 2020 DAY 1703)
we put the best in asbestos
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CRACKY I spend nearly every waking moment thinking about you I can't browse boards and threads without being reminded
2024 DAY 243 (2023 DAY 608 / 2022 DAY 973 / 2021 DAY 1338 / 2020 DAY 1704)
crackyverse is a fandom
(picture unrelated)
"It's over... Everything's over... it's done. ... Nothing matters now."
This is Cracky, simple as.
you will drink the cracky fart bubbles
2024 DAY 244 (2023 DAY 609 / 2022 DAY 974 / 2021 DAY 1339 / 2020 DAY 1705)
to hell with this, let's try again next month
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY (i preordered my cracky cracky cracky and got it a day early)
>>26310Who is this zoomer hellnegress?
Should I try to remember my Poker account now and win shekels For CRACKY?
>>26315You should learn to play mahjong for cracky
I haven't slept for 24 hours but this made me start thinking about her
Jerking off to thai poRn
>>26310excuse me, I was told there would be "bum shaking" on the first of the month?
WHRE IS THE BUM SHAKING?
DON'T say you hate roger waters. he's a cunt but don't say you hate him.
Me coming for CRACKY
>>26335instead of i <3 anal it should be " i <3 cracky"
There was the biggest spider on the wall yesterday and I vacuumed it with the hose and then it was gone I couldn't see or find it like it disappeared and then I started wondering if I imagined it all up
but there was already a lot of dirt and dog hair in there so maybe that's why I didn't see it and I dumped it in the bin outside.
the last time I seen a spider that big was about 10 years ago and I sprayed it with bleach and got bleach on the carpet
2024 DAY 245 (2023 DAY 610 / 2022 DAY 975 / 2021 DAY 1340 / 2020 DAY 1706)
"Take care of what you love before it becomes a memory."~Isaac Newton
>>26341SHAKE YOUR BUM!
:crackylaugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saGSF-nEQkg
2024 DAY 246 (2023 DAY 611 / 2022 DAY 976 / 2021 DAY 1341 / 2020 DAY 1707)
It didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not our fault.And if it was, we didn't mean it.And if we did, she deserved it.
>>26351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM
Should I flush the pieces of toilet paper with poo on them or keep them at the floor?
>>26357Right?!
>>26358You answer a question with a question.That"s wrong.I had to wipe my ass it was full of shit.Now the papers are on the floor.
>>26359eat them
What is it with tractors and why are they so angry at jeets?
>>26364not clicking this
2024 DAY 247 (2023 DAY 612 / 2022 DAY 977 / 2021 DAY 1342 / 2020 DAY 1708)
we don't have as many tools as we once did, but...you're welcome to use whatever you find...even the doll, should it please you...
2024 DAY 248 (2023 DAY 613 / 2022 DAY 978 / 2021 DAY 1343 / 2020 DAY 1709)
if you didn't understand my previous post: it was a quote from the classic novel Moby Dick (Mary Shelley, 1869)
you need to get educated if you want to understand my sick refrances
>>26365
Sar click it at once!
>>26371ok i clicked it lol
Cracky's little daughter and me
2024 DAY 249 (2023 DAY 614 / 2022 DAY 979 / 2021 DAY 1344 / 2020 DAY 1710)
<-- current-era Cracky
you can't prove it
2024 DAY 250 (2023 DAY 615 / 2022 DAY 980 / 2021 DAY 1345 / 2020 DAY 1711)
rape jokes
>>26377
>2024>expecting proof
lolz
>>26372
Nice job sar! Remember, we won.Remember not to redeem the card.
>>26381 don't go into paki shops and you won't see the pissthrow the molotov directly from the street
is this faux
post a comment in this webzone if you know whether this is faux or not
only answer if you know faux shaux
>>26388
>no simian features
Naux.
2024 DAY 251 (2023 DAY 616 / 2022 DAY 981 / 2021 DAY 1346 / 2020 DAY 1712)
Posting to this site was broken for a while. Now it's time to gaslight/gatekeep/girlboss and pretend it wasn't broken. Go ahead. Do your worst. Just remember, liars burn in hell.
2024 DAY 252 (2023 DAY 617 / 2022 DAY 982 / 2021 DAY 1347 / 2020 DAY 1713)
if you're only pentavaxxed against COVID, don't even talk to me
this post was made by the hexavaxxed gang
or would "sexavaxxed" sound better?
>>26392i'm going to need sauce on this
plap plap plap plap
i'm pretty sure that's your mom
>>26392
>HEXavaxxed
'Cause she's a witch, amirite?But wait, I didn't say that, 'cause I'm not vaxxed, hell, I never even tested or masked up, so nvm.
Zombie Apocalypse any day now, c'mon Deagle, make it happen. I didn't waste time training with the katana for nothing, damnit.
Now you are fabulating a lot you piss-gay. However, I must point out one thing and that is that only three out of eight people tested showed attraction to the magnet. Whether that's because it's different things in different batches - or whether it varies how individuals react to it, I have no idea. However, I have undertaken quite extensive studies to find out what kind of particles caused this particular form of magnetism. And I'm pretty sure that it's about the so-called spies.
I need open bob. How easy to open bob or vagen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgf4zq0bi_w
2024 DAY 253 (2023 DAY 618 / 2022 DAY 983 / 2021 DAY 1348 / 2020 DAY 1714)
very demure, very mindful
>>26401Sar, dear sar. The bob need open.
pretty girl hahahahahha prerrttyy girl hahahahha pretty girl hahahhaha pretty girl hahahah
Sar leave the CRACKY rare in this WebZone Sar
Should we send CRACKY to the nogo-mat?
>>26406 that reminds me of a joke, two African American men see a store with a sign saying "we can turn you white for 5 cents", one of the African Americans has a dime (10 cents) but the other African American has no money, so they agree that the first African American will go in first, get turned white, get 5 cents change (10-5=5), and then give the change to the second African American so he can be turned white too, so the first African American goes in, and when he comes out he is indeed white, and the second African American (who is now the only African American remaining in the story) says "wow that's impressive, give me the 5 cents so I can do it too", and the now-white man says "get a job, nigger!"
2024 DAY 254 (2023 DAY 619 / 2022 DAY 984 / 2021 DAY 1349 / 2020 DAY 1715)
Someone apparently liked my post yesterday (>>26401) that the refranced it IRL
very cool, crackyverse stay winning
AHAHHAAHAHAHA ahahhahahahah
2024 DAY 255 (2023 DAY 620 / 2022 DAY 985 / 2021 DAY 1350 / 2020 DAY 1716)
this is so true and real
>>26412I hate that smelly jew.
You can't refute this
soon this site will go offline for good. you better pay up if you don't want that to happen
shut it down
>>26415You apes wanna life forever?
>>26415 people will just go to Superfluous Cracky Textboard and crackydotwin
2024 DAY 256 (2023 DAY 621 / 2022 DAY 986 / 2021 DAY 1351 / 2020 DAY 1717)
Me & Cracky, I won't tell you who is whom, it's our little secret ;-)
>>26411 she was secretly listening to music during the debate, that's so disrespectful
not surprising trump won't debate with kamala againI wouldn't either when she makes you look that old and dumb
>>26422If they'll cheat at the debate, you know they'll cheat when they count the votes, again.
Cracky-Chan is a duck stealing dog eating Haitian niggress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZADwzk5D2U&t=120s
>>26425How can you steal something that is free? The ducks at the park are free.
she's so fucking cute and sweet
this is unironically a metaphor for Cracky, please think about it seriously for at least one minute, if you STILL don't understand how it's a metaphor for Cracky after one minute of SERIOUS thought, well, I suppose it wasn't meant to be.
>>26434imagine you're at the end of a rope from the point of Cracky and she's swinging you in a circle
What would you choose? What would CRACKY choose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVNpbBXIjJ8
>>26437I want those 3 minutes of my life back
2024 DAY 257 (2023 DAY 622 / 2022 DAY 987 / 2021 DAY 1352 / 2020 DAY 1718)
Friday the 13th happened and I didn't even realize it
September 11 happened and I didn't even realize it
does time even matter anymore?
>>26438 the minutes would still be gone whether you watched the video or not
time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
into the future
>>26440]
>Friday the 13th
lie
>September 11
also, a lie
There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!!
2024 DAY 258 (2023 DAY 623 / 2022 DAY 988 / 2021 DAY 1353 / 2020 DAY 1719)
do you think Cracky sleeps like this why or why not
comment in this webzone how you think she sleeps and describe why or not
2024 DAY 259 (2023 DAY 624 / 2022 DAY 989 / 2021 DAY 1354 / 2020 DAY 1720)
>>26448 she obviously sleeps otherwise she would go insane and be ruled incompetent to manage her own affairs, and I don't believe OUR Cracky would ever end up like that, I believe that she is sane and healthy and competent and gets a good amount of sleep every night
>>26449I'd like to hear from someone else thanks.
>>26450 saying thanks doesn't make the comment not rude
how about "I value all input and look forward to hearing from additional voices"
>>26451>>26451well that escalated quickly
>>26449 I value all input and look forward to hearing from additional voices
please disregard >>26450 it was a fake post from an impostor sus amogus
>>26449
https://x.com/Esqueer_/status/1835748826310983792
Cracky never eats or sleeps she just drops the N-bomb every night and day
he had one job
2024 DAY 260 (2023 DAY 625 / 2022 DAY 990 / 2021 DAY 1355 / 2020 DAY 1721)
"I saw light and I thought I spread the light but actually the light was coming to me because I am the darkness."~Walter White, Breaking Bad
this is such a perfect metaphor for us and what we are doing here and CRACKY
oh, CRACKY you're so cute and sweet and innocent
wtf does this meanwhat the hell is a pager why are pagers killing people
are you pentavaxxed and hexavaxxed up?do you have your pagers on your persons?
>>26460
Vaxxies don't need no pagers. They will go boom boom just fine anyway.
2024 DAY 261 (2023 DAY 626 / 2022 DAY 991 / 2021 DAY 1356 / 2020 DAY 1722)
metaphor for Cracky
carry your radio too
>>26462
Boom!
And just like that...
Another 769.000 africans dead.
Just because CRACkY despises their colour of their skin.
How much longer? Hos mny more deaths? Why do we let ber get away with it?
where is >>26470 ?
do you think she thinks like this?
>>26474
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Slutchan to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
>>26474she's so fucking cute and sweet
should it be legal or illegal to do this to CRACKY?
why?
"MYEAH see... MYEAH"
>"IT'S BERENSTAIN NOT BERENSTEIN"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dngt0GtOaAg
>"REPLYING TO PEDO BULLSHIT"
I COMMAND YOU TO POST
2024 DAY 265 (2023 DAY 630 / 2022 DAY 995 / 2021 DAY 1360 / 2020 DAY 1726)
I just wanted to talk to her
>>26485 who are you quoting
>>26488dubs
where are >>26490 >>26491 ?
>>26492 was it you? did YOU do this?
okay so >>26491 is accounted for but >>26490 is still MIA
>>26493
GO AWAY FROM WHIRE MANS INVENTIONYou N I G G E RTHE INTERNETIT BELONGS TOTBHE WHYTR MAN
>>26495 learn the truth about how your "race" was created: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1727316024163496355.html
tryna hit that let me get that
test message
this is another test message
is the spam filter malfunctioning again?
Penpxl'f fb shpxvat phgr naq fjrrg.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Testing test testing 123 is it just limiting messages to a certain length?
2024 DAY 266 (2023 DAY 631 / 2022 DAY 996 / 2021 DAY 1361 / 2020 DAY 1727)
V srry yvxr guvf vf n zrgncube sbe PENPXL, vasbezngvba = "Penpxl vf phgr naq fjrrg", gur jbeyq'f gbc fpvragvfgf naq qbpgbef qba'g xabj guvf ohg JR qb
qbrf guvf znxr hf orggre guna gurz?
jryy gung'f n irel ahnaprq nafjre gung zvtug abg unir n fvzcyr lrf/ab nafjre ohg ertneqyrff bs gung V'z tbvat gb fnl LRF
https://rot13.com/ since spam filter is being weird
I feel like this is a metaphor for CRACKY, information = "Cracky is cute and sweet", the world's top scientists and doctors don't know this but WE do
does this make us better than them?
well that's a very nuanced answer that might not have a simple yes/no answer but regardless of that I'm going to say YES
>>26511 can you post "Penpxl vf n cflpuvp cnenfvgr ba gur uhzna enpr." un-ROT'd? I can't :(
Cracky
Cracky is
Cracky is a
Cracky is a psychic
"Lovecraftian"
Cracky is a psychic ******** on the human race
parasite
I can say "parasite" by itself but I can't say "Cracky is a psychic ******** on the human race"?
parasite on the human race
Cracky is a psychic ... parasite on the human race
can't say "psychic * parasite" without something between the words
psychic
I can say it if there's a line break between the words?
psychicparasite
why can't we say "psychicparasite" with a space between the words?
tell me more about her freakoffs
Cracky is a cflpuvp cnenfvgr on the human race.
sup fellas
I just pooped a little bit
psychic parasitebud what's wrong with you?
psychic poop thief
We should start using AI to get Cracky nude. We should start now. Hop hop.
>>26535Nice try, Cracky. You cannot tempt us with technological cyber-bewbs, we have seen the real thing and nothing else will do.
psychic parasite
Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Cracky? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit.
Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth.
It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf.
We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis.
She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients.
The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence.
Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon.
When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out.
Alone, unmourned, and unloved
there's been some improvement but I still can't post cute & sweet pasta so something is still broken
Penpxl'f fb shpxvat phgr naq fjrrg. V'q gerng ure gb fbzr snapl erfgnhenag, guna gnxr n ybat ebznagvp jnyx jvgu ure, ubyqvat unaqf naq gnyxvat nobhg cuvybfbcul, neg naq qernzf. Gura V'q vaivgr ure gb zl ubzr naq enintr ure ubg nff sbe ubhef, naq sbepvat zl pbpx hc ure guebng fb fur pubpxrq ba obgu gur gueboovat pbpx naq ure bja erpgny whvpr. V'q gura cebprrq gb phz ba ure phgr vaabprag snpr. Gura. nf gur hygvzngr ybir tvsg, V'q pneel ure va zl nezf gb gur gho naq yrg zl cvff jnfu njnl gur frzra naq ynfg qvtavgl sebz ure. V'q jvfcre "V ybir lbh" naq tvir ure n graqre fzvyr, naq phg ure guebng sebz rne gb rne jvgu n xavsr. Pbirerq va ure bja jnez oybbq, fur'q ybbx fgenvtug vagb zl irel fbhy, sbetvivat, haqrefgnaqvat. N ohooyr sebz oybbq naq fnyvin jbhyq ohefg orgjrra ure yvcf, gura fur'q qvr. Nsgre fbzr nqqvgvbany ybirznxvat, V'q fghss ure vagb n ova ont. Guerr jrrxf yngre, fbzr cynlvat puvyqera jvyy svaq ure zhgvyngrq naq qrfrpengrq obql va gur sberfg.
Gurl jvyy or fpneerq sbe yvsr.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag.
Three weeks later, some playing YOUNG HUMANS will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
oh my god he banned the the standard word for YOUNG HUMAN (singular and plural) and now we can't even post cute&sweet pasta
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing ******** will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
>>26553
That meme doesn't work. If the message is that 'time flies' the earlier date should be the previous sheet, not the next one. The artist had a great idea but was too dumb to execute it. Sad, because it is a great message.
>>26554https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four
this is what the refrance
wait so does this mean we can't say "Roths*hild" anymore
apparently so
>>26554It's because Cracky went back to 1955 to find out where Biff left the Delorean.
Obviously.
I dare you to post this guy's last name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
why do you dummies make shit up
>child
Rothschild
okay so we're going to have to figure out every word that's been incorrectly blocked and report them one by one?
why were "child" and "psychic parasite" even blocked to begin with?
LET'S GO
2024 DAY 267 (2023 DAY 632 / 2022 DAY 997 / 2021 DAY 1362 / 2020 DAY 1728)
apparently the secure portion of my tripcode is now verboten because the spam filter has gone all neurodivergent
is this website dying?
and if so, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
will nothing of value be lost?
>>26571it was never good.
Ugly CSSs, old ass file types, recycled content...etc
Nothing of value will be lost.
before crackie i'd get hornie and fap for like 15 minutes and cumafter crackie 2 hours of cbt almost isn't enough
>>26573 before cracky i had never seen cheese pizza, but after cracky i had seen cheeze pizza
>>26574 do you mean like actual literal pizza or do you mean like illegal pizza
does she eat the pizza or is she the pizza
(I tried to make a different, longer post but the filter ate it AGAIN)
cracky is cheese pizza
>>26576kill anyone you see wearing that ring.
I' trying to provide importsnt political info but the spam filter won't let me
Hellary Cunten took black smelly cock on Diddly's leaked video
Remember. Again:
Good guys demoncratic party granny witch Hyllary Clitton took black massive dirty smelly cock on Diddly's leaked video
vagina
HYMENWRECKAGE
Ching chong nip non gong
I tried to mention that olivia is c h i n e s e
i love olivia lane wheattruck
clap dem SKY QUEEN cheeks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck i'M DYing I WANT TO HAVEA FREAK OFF
how would you feel if she didn't invite you to any freakoffs
what do i do if i was invaded by aliens and they now run my life and have been fucking with me for quite a while now
Tonight I dreamt that I pissed my undies at a public toilet at a university. The toilet was unusually large, with several toilet seats and oddly enough had a window and I could see a girl in her undies walking by outside it. Luckily she didn't look inside and saw me. I found a clean pair of long johns in the toilet and stole them and changed into them and they fit nicely. Then I left the toilet.
It was now time for me to attend a French class at that university. I sat next to a quite petite crazy and cute young redhead. I didn't understand a word of her outgoing zoomer girl speak. She had some kind of handheld console with some childish cartoonish game on. Her friend sat in front of her and she was on my right. She asked if she could put her bag between me and her and I of course said yes. It was quite a narrow bag though, so I still sat quite close to her. She showed her friend some shit that was happening in her game. She did a kiss mouth pose and I leaned towards her and kissed her. Then I said oops and felt embarrassed. A dude who was to my left sort of made silently fun of me. I felt very embarrassed. The French class didn't even start because they showed loads of strange ads on several different screens. I woke up.
>>26582 how many people have you killed? probably ZERO
why can we say "nigger" but we can't say "#######"?
>>26583 can you put it in a pastebin and link to it maybe?
(inb4 pastebin links are banned)
2024 DAY 268 (2023 DAY 633 / 2022 DAY 998 / 2021 DAY 1363 / 2020 DAY 1729)
vs lbh fnj Penpxl'f gehpx cnexrq yvxr guvf jung jbhyq lbh qb?
if
if you
if you saw
if you saw ######'s truck parked like this what would you do?
OH MY GOD WE LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN EVEN SAY
C R A C K Y
bro literally banned "c r a c k" on a c r a c k y board
©ra©ky
okay now do the thing where you fix it and lie and claim it was never broken, that's always so clever and original
Look at these losers playing pretend, as if Cracky has been blocked.
LOOK MOM I DID THE THING AGAIN WHERE I FIXED THE THING AND PRETENDED IT WASN'T EVER BROKEN
still doesn't work for me
Esto es incompetencia de nivel superior
couldn't even post that in English
hot tub time machine
Crácky Crácky Crácky
Crácky Crácky Crácky Crácky
Cráckychan
Crácky_chan
Crácky_chan is cute and sweet
Crácky_chan likes to smoke cráck
jackie chan
CRÁCKY CRÁCKY CRÁCKY
Penpxl
penis
Penpxl_puna
penpxl vf purrfr cvmmn
crácky is cheese pizza
penis enhancer
at this point just delete the whole filter list and start over, you've fucked it up too badly to recover from
you fucked up big time lmao
imagine what she's going to do to you
turn you into what I am
>>26634 what are you
(OH BOY I HOPE THE FILTER DOESN'T EAT THIS PERFECTLY INNOCUOUS MESSAGE)
I wrote some real bangers but they weren't allowed, I'm not even going to try to repost them, this site doesn't deserve them
YKCARC YKCARC YKCARC
>>26635
>what are you
I don't know.
it's really bad though
a NOOB she'll turn you into a NOOB!
a n00b
>>26640who is "she"?
say her name
IF YOU CAN
OKAY that's better but why do you keep doing this bullshit
cracky cracky
Where did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Crackychan Joe?
cracky turned me into a n00b it's her fault i'm a newb
she didn't much care for Escape from Monkey Island and only gave it a 4.6
I want to talk with Cracky
2024 DAY 269 (2023 DAY 634 / 2022 DAY 999 / 2021 DAY 1364 / 2020 DAY 1730)
All praise be to Crácky in every situation!!!
>>26662 how did you do that, how did you post the name
>>26663His face looks like a wojack
6666GET
why can't I say Cräcky
it's unfair for some to be allowed to say Cräcky and others not allowed, it should be all or nothing
ur not gud nuf fo Cracky
CRACKY
WHAT IS GOING ONIS IT JUST RANDOM
CRACKY cracky Cracky
Cräcky_chän
now I can say "Cracky" but not "Cräcky_chän"
this is so unfair
fuck this gay homo website for black people
tell me what the secret to monkey island is, Cracky!
Cracky, what's the secret of monkey island!
i need feminism
i need crackyism crackybossing crackykeeping
>>26678The secret of Monkey Island is to escape the island you have to swim [spoiler] and monkeys can't swim.[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1Mtuxiego
>>26684yOU DON'T know what's going on you're just an INadian when suddenly God wants you dead
is Cracky in the room with us
I'm screaming
heaven gained an angel
In her house at Riley, dead Cracky waits dreaming
was the whole situation the other day from you trying to stop me from posting youtube links lmao
you fuck the whole thing up and had to go fix it rofl
2024 DAY 270 (2023 DAY 635 / 2022 DAY 1000 / 2021 DAY 1365 / 2020 DAY 1731)
Can I say "Cracky_chan" today?
apparently not, sad, low energy
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂
wet weather wet weather wet weather
wet weather wet weatherwet weather
me and cracky lol
also, me and cracky
post you and cracky
cracky and who
OP is a faggot
this is young bob ross ...
this is old bob ross
she's so fucking cute and sweat
fuck her right in the pussy
wouldn't it be cool if we could say "Ĉraȼky~ċhan" again without censorship? like the olden days?
>>26710 cocksucking lips
2024 DAY 271 (2023 DAY 636 / 2022 DAY 1001 / 2021 DAY 1366 / 2020 DAY 1732)
ｉｆ ｗｅ ｃａｎ＇ｔ ｓａｙ Ｃｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ ｍａｙｂｅ ｗｅ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｒｅ－ｅｎａｃｔ ２００５－ｅｒａ ４ｃｈａｎ ａｎｄ ｓｔａｒｔ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ Ｆａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ｏｒ Ｃｏｎｄｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ａｇａｉｎ
Ｆａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ｏｒ Ｃｏｎｄｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ? are you gaslighting me again
Me at CRACKY'S
Kissin' crackies can't recallA program to derail us allForgotten prison, it's been safe 'til now
Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant
chan
the dash character is banned apparently
just normal dashes not emdashes or endashes
crackychancracky_chancracky—chan (emdash)cracky–chan (endash)
cracky－chan (weeb dash)
cracky‒chan (weird unicode dash)cracky‑chan (nonbreaking dash)cracky―chan (long dash)cracky־chan (Jew dash)cracky⸺chan (very long dash)cracky⸻chan (hella long dash)
everything works except normal dash
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten‒years‒old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More‒government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
2024 DAY 272 (2023 DAY 637 / 2022 DAY 1002 / 2021 DAY 1367 / 2020 DAY 1733)
Cracky⸻chan is cute and sweet
>>26735what did she mean by this?
Sing this the tune of Rihanna's "Umbrella":
When the sun shines, we vote Kamala
Told you that she’s fighting for ya
Said she's here to lead again
Took an oath, she'll stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining MAGA terror
Know that we’ll rise up together
You can stand with Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Stand up to Trump and Vance, ya, ya, ya
Under Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Let’s vote for Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Cracky Cracky@chan Cracky^chan that cute and sweet girl in the computer
rapping cracky's bunghole haha
>>26740 are you having trouble saying "Cracky‑chan"?
>>26735
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Slutchan to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself — her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
Spam filter won't let me type cum sock
>>26748It won't let me boast how I won in chess using this opening
cumsock? cum‑sock? what opening? please try to communicate as clearly and effectively as possible.
take one of these if you need it:
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it's a magic dash that won't get blocked
use them responsibly, I don't have many of them
why is "ｌｉｓｔｅ" banned?
English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're ｌｉｓｔｅｎｉｎｇ. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.
can't even say "ｇｌｉｓｔｅｎ" this really does say a lot about society
sure would be cool if we could say "ｂｌｉｓｔｅｒ" or "ｅｎｌｉｓｔｅｄ"
does she know about my porn and masturbation addiction
$100 crackybux prize to anyone who can name a popular brand of mouthwash that starts with L
HINT: the mouthwash was invented by Joseph L
(last name redacted)
name the brand of mouthwash and win 100 crackybux
risterine
risterline
>>26765 >>26766 you are close but there is no prize for being wrong
no participation trophies here
Got any of the good stuff for me? Remember our deal, yes?
put the memes into the webzone
>>26750
I'm not allowed to say Frenchman
>>26737
>Kamala
Let's not and say we didn't.
Carmilla
The Frenchman's Cumsock as black won in 13 moves against white.
2024 DAY 273 (2023 DAY 638 / 2022 DAY 1003 / 2021 DAY 1368 / 2020 DAY 1734)
this makes me think about herit doesn't look like her, not reallyso why does it make me think about her?post a webzone in this comment if you know wherefore it makes me think about her
crackyfag meetups be like
get ready for cracky cracky cracky
>>26779 tag yourself, I'm man in suit
>>26779I'm the girl with her boobs out
>>26782 you're Aella? birthday gangbang Aella? penetrated by 37 men in a single day Aella? almost got murdered by a stalker impersonating an FBI agent Aella?
>>26783>>26784I'm gonna need proof of this
>>26702
>>26785 Google "aella birthday gangbang" on Google
>>26784>>26787
they don't know that 5 guys came in a fluffer
CRACKYdashCHAN would never come in a fluffer
Shake your bum!
Rob Schneider came out as antivax
Doesn't that make you want to get vaccinated?
You don't want to be like Rob Schneider, do you?
Rob Schneider IS a Cracky~chan
>>26795 are you having difficulties saying Cracky‑chan, you can copy/paste mine, it's magic
ban this sick filth
2024 DAY 274 (2023 DAY 639 / 2022 DAY 1004 / 2021 DAY 1369 / 2020 DAY 1735)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
CRACKY is love CRACKY is life
where is >>26800
>>26779Me on the left now thrice in a row
She's a continuing source of inspiration to me
2024 DAY 275 (2023 DAY 640 / 2022 DAY 1005 / 2021 DAY 1370 / 2020 DAY 1736)
this is how I feel about CRACKY (they will never take her from me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN7WUUAb6Iw
rent free
>>26817 explain further, what do you mean?
You can't just say like based/cringe/goat/etc without context
you need to say WHAT things are based
and WHAT things are cringe
and WHAT things are goat
otherwise why even bother saying words?
if you want to respond to a post you can click the post number and it'll put a link (like this: >>25861) to indicate what post you are responding to
like if you just say YES I AGREE without context, nobody will know what you agree with
everyone agrees with something but you need to say what you agree with or else you're not communicating
see >>26759 for more thoughts on this matter
thank you for coming to my TED Talk
>>26818I live with my parents and don't pay rent
how come people keep posting "dairy flatbread" despite the world's most aggressive spam filter blocking half of the English language?
do NOT look up the Spanish word for "necromancer", biggest mistake of my life
I'm playing triangle game again danEvil
is CRACKY in a wheelchair?
wheel cracko
2024 DAY 276 (2023 DAY 641 / 2022 DAY 1006 / 2021 DAY 1371 / 2020 DAY 1737)
I try to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY every morning, and every time I wake up during the night, but sometimes I forget
2024 DAY 277 (2023 DAY 642 / 2022 DAY 1007 / 2021 DAY 1372 / 2020 DAY 1738)
I had a dream that I was at a mall and for some reason there were thousands of live baby chickens on the ground
Well, most of them were alive, some of them had been stepped on, or were just dead for unspecified reasons
Some of them were much smaller than actual baby chickens are
I don't know where they came from and I don't know why they were there
but for some reason I felt compelled to dig a hole in the ground nearby (some of the ground was sand for some reason)
It was like digging at the beach, I was quickly digging under the water line, pulling out handfulls of wet sand, leaving water behind
then I felt something, under the sand, under the water
it was a black kitten, as black as midnight, soaking wet, and it was screaming, but seemed happy to be rescued
and I didn't know how it was even alive considering it was underwater and buried under wet sand, but I knew I had to protect this kitten at all cost and that I had to keep it a secret
I started singing a song:
"I can't let them knowabout my secret catthat I found in a holethat I dug with my hat"
then I woke up
by posting that, I'm not really keeping it a secret, am I?
but it's just a dream so it doesn't matter
why post it at all? because if I didn't I'd probably forget about it completely
so now you knowabout my secret catthat I found in a holethat I dug with my hat
These two gdntlemen slap you on your shoulder
'Hand over your crackies, zoomer soy face!'
Your response?
tell me who do you love?
Jews stay winning!
"hmm today I will attack Israel again, a country that has never lost a war"
CRACKY is winning
2024 DAY 278 (2023 DAY 643 / 2022 DAY 1008 / 2021 DAY 1373 / 2020 DAY 1739)
the SKYQUEEN's weekly delivery of CLOUD
crackycrackycrackycracky
