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2024 DAY 183 (2023 DAY 548 / 2022 DAY 913 / 2021 DAY 1278 / 2020 DAY 1644)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Catharsis Academy - 2024 Semester 2"hey baby, nice day, huh?" edition
Good things are happening, let's keep it up!
2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php (https://archive.today/VkjYd)2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php (https://archive.today/mKfkB)2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php (https://archive.today/2kdYI)2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php (https://archive.today/v6Un9)2023 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/18249.php (https://archive.today/oUlkQ)2023 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/21838.php (https://archive.today/f1KRf)2024 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/24461.php2024 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/25861.php
2024 DAY 184 (2023 DAY 549 / 2022 DAY 914 / 2021 DAY 1279 / 2020 DAY 1645)
>>25859
hmm sounds like a skill issue but I have to try to help however I can
maybe saying CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY isn't the right thing for everybody, maybe you need your own thing, for example, what if you said OLIVIA OLIVIA OLIVIA?
try it and report back
2024 DAY 185 (2023 DAY 550 / 2022 DAY 915 / 2021 DAY 1280 / 2020 DAY 1646)
or maybe SKYQUEEN SKYQUEEN SKYQUEEN
Cracky is a demon
2024 DAY 186 (2023 DAY 551 / 2022 DAY 916 / 2021 DAY 1281 / 2020 DAY 1647)
>>25865 some say she is a succubus
others say she is reluctant angel
some say she is some kind of ugly mermaid
others say she's a psychic parasite
Cracky contains multitudes
sageunnecessary thread
2024 DAY 187 (2023 DAY 552 / 2022 DAY 917 / 2021 DAY 1282 / 2020 DAY 1648)
do you wish you were the little doll?
>>25873and that was the last time she ever let her brother play with her dolls, also, sage.
2024 DAY 188 (2023 DAY 553 / 2022 DAY 918 / 2021 DAY 1283 / 2020 DAY 1649)
since I started doing CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY almost every single morning, I've noticed improvements in all aspects of life
this is probably not a coincidence
sage sage sagethis thread should not exist
2024 DAY 189 (2023 DAY 554 / 2022 DAY 919 / 2021 DAY 1284 / 2020 DAY 1650)
a nymph thinks she's ugly, so does that mean an ugly mermaid thinks she's beautiful?
>>25883A sage thinks it's a sage, it's a a sage
2024 DAY 190 (2023 DAY 555 / 2022 DAY 920 / 2021 DAY 1285 / 2020 DAY 1651)
me & Cracky
Cracky's massive nigger cfock smells really funny
2024 DAY 191 (2023 DAY 556 / 2022 DAY 921 / 2021 DAY 1286 / 2020 DAY 1652)
it doesn't matter if the whole world is against me because CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY is on my side and she IS my whole world
>>25896
Many people, many zoomers these days, are swearing an oath to combat evil. Many are willing to deal with the thang called CRACKY. She may have gotten away with it in days past but it may not be this easy now more knowmesayn
2024 DAY 192 (2023 DAY 557 / 2022 DAY 922 / 2021 DAY 1287 / 2020 DAY 1653)
even if the whole world were against me (WHICH IT MIGHT BE) I'd be okay with that because CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY has my back
Sar let me poo here.
I need to catch a selfie with a train.
CRACKY pisses me off more than anything and I'm tired of pretending she doesn't
2024 DAY 193 (2023 DAY 558 / 2022 DAY 923 / 2021 DAY 1288 / 2020 DAY 1654)
me and Cracky, I won't say who is who, it's our little secret
WHY AM I HERE, LILLY
sagejust go back to the real thread this thread is AIDS
Here is the system I am thinking of enforcing on myself:
Normal day: CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYFirst day of month: CRACKY*9 (3*3)First day of year: CRACKY*27 (3*3*3)First day of decade: CRACKY*81 (3*3*3*3)First day of century: CRACKY*243 (3*3*3*3*3)
Feedback?
>>25906
>Feedback
wrong thread, sage
2024 DAY 194 (2023 DAY 559 / 2022 DAY 924 / 2021 DAY 1289 / 2020 DAY 1655)
when someone says they hate Cracky
>>25908
>when someone keeps posting in the wrong thread
sage
this is a metaphor for me and cracky
2024 DAY 195 (2023 DAY 560 / 2022 DAY 925 / 2021 DAY 1290 / 2020 DAY 1656)
shot through the earand you're to blameyou give loveto Liv Lane
>>25918Biden catching the shooter's bullet in his teeth
>>25918
This aint tuna?
>>25921it's sage
2024 DAY 197 (2023 DAY 562 / 2022 DAY 927 / 2021 DAY 1292 / 2020 DAY 1657)
my face when Cracky-chan is gone and my life withers
hashtag grr mondays
CRACKYCRACKYCRACKY
SAGESAGE SAGE
Had sex with Cracky maybe 3 weeks ago. Had sex with a condom but got a blowjob without a condom and I lick her pussy and ass. Am afraid now of sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS and HIV. It will take 6 weeks for you to test yourself. I am fine and have no symptoms. But I'm boring. You can possibly get cancer if the tongue is too far into the anus. Have you been with Cracky, go and test yourself now before it's too late
>>25929
>You can possibly get cancer if the tongue is too far into the anus
noted.
2024 DAY 198 (2023 DAY 563 / 2022 DAY 928 / 2021 DAY 1293 / 2020 DAY 1658)
current activity scouting rooftops near Blockbuster Cowley Road
2024 DAY 199 (2023 DAY 564 / 2022 DAY 929 / 2021 DAY 1294 / 2020 DAY 1659)
accidentally said something other than CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY yesterday morning and some BAD STUFF happened
you wouldn't like her when she's angry...
>>25938sage sage sagefuck you, she's cute when she's mad
It's joever
>>25941It's sage
2024 DAY 200 (2023 DAY 565 / 2022 DAY 930 / 2021 DAY 1295 / 2020 DAY 1660)
did Finger know the future somehow?
does Cracky know the future?
does Cracky HAVE a future?
2024 DAY 201 (2023 DAY 566 / 2022 DAY 931 / 2021 DAY 1296 / 2020 DAY 1661)
if you do not believe in the power of Cracky then I do not believe in the power of you
Tighter than Cracky desu
>>25949my wife is so beautiful
I heard there were no shooters at all, and trump just killed those people with his mind to make it look like an assassination attempt to boost his campaign
nobody should've died but it was a trump rally and all they have is this flimsy ass story and these elites do this kind of thing and trump didn't even die but now it's miraculous and trump is golden again and people died but not trump and everyone suddenly likes trump again why
le sad sage
2024 DAY 202 (2023 DAY 567 / 2022 DAY 932 / 2021 DAY 1297 / 2020 DAY 1662)
Do you believe that the nekofox is a real animal? Fictional? Supernatural? A cryptid?
the nekofox is an urban legend
2024 DAY 203 (2023 DAY 568 / 2022 DAY 933 / 2021 DAY 1298 / 2020 DAY 1663)
some say Cracky is an urban legend, others, an urban siren
but we know she's real
pic related, it's her
Cracky was once young, dumb and full of cum.
Now she's old, dumb and still full of cum.
Cracky is Duke of New York a number #1
The sage is real
CRACKDOWN
Me and Cracky
2024 DAY 204 (2023 DAY 569 / 2022 DAY 934 / 2021 DAY 1299 / 2020 DAY 1664)
Cracky dropped out but we keep reelecting her anyway
2024 DAY 205 (2023 DAY 570 / 2022 DAY 935 / 2021 DAY 1300 / 2020 DAY 1665)
25K GET dedicated to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
I meant 26K
she's so great I love her more than the world
2024 DAY 206 (2023 DAY 571 / 2022 DAY 936 / 2021 DAY 1301 / 2020 DAY 1666)
>>26002 yes, that is good, what has the world ever done for you?
Cracky isn't number #1 she is everything and I'm not just saying that trying to kiss her ass which I would do just for the record I do want to kiss her ass and I wouldbut I digress Like the song says she is every womansings "I'm Every Woman" Matter of fact crew put that song up "I'm Every Woman"OH, the system is down again OKAY I'm not mad just we'll play it later thenthe point is CRACKY is cute & sweet lick her feet give me something good to eat
2024 DAY 207 (2023 DAY 572 / 2022 DAY 937 / 2021 DAY 1302 / 2020 DAY 1667)
>>26012 many people are saying this
>>26014taste so good make a grown man cry sweet crackky pie
Y'all muhfukkas need SAGE.
One week and CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY mark your calendars you should already be doing this
you missed a day again this is like the third time in 1-2 months wtf
>>26018Time passes differently in the loo
>>26019but only sometimes??
test
two days in a row without posts
time zones
also a post I know I made seems to be missing
they are trying to gaslight us
>>26023
>trying to gaslight us
trying to sage you
2024 DAY 209 (2023 DAY 574 / 2022 DAY 939 / 2021 DAY 1304 / 2020 DAY 1669)
wait I see what happened, there is no missing post, just time zone weirdness
2024-07-24 22:58 = 7/242024-07-24 23:55 = 7/252024-07-27 01:31 = 7/262024-07-27 02:01 = 7/27
Cracky's in her sky all is right with the world
although I did forget to increment the date counter in the last post
so that's my B
>>26025she's too freaking cute & sweet i'm dead
I heard cracky is a bedpost fucker whenever she runs out of dogs.
2024 DAY 210 (2023 DAY 575 / 2022 DAY 940 / 2021 DAY 1305 / 2020 DAY 1670)
the whole world hates me & wants me dead but that's okay because they hate Cracky too so I'm in good company
Say it loud say it proud
SAY it three times say it more times
2024 DAY 211 (2023 DAY 576 / 2022 DAY 941 / 2021 DAY 1306 / 2020 DAY 1671)
"One of the beast's heads seemed to have had a deadly wound. But the wound had been healed. The whole world was amazed and followed the beast."Revelation 13:3
>>26033 she's cute but she's no "Cracky" if you know what I mean
>>26032
Not hating, just saying it like it is.
oh yeah that happened
And they worshipped GAD and MENYA.
Which is worship of FORTUNE and MONEY.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gad_(deity)
why won't she corrupt me I want her to corrupt me
skibbidi cracky
Bahahahha
I wait all day every day for CRAACKY to post
>>26037
>pan-Semitic god of fortune
>SEMITIC
2024 DAY 212 (2023 DAY 577 / 2022 DAY 942 / 2021 DAY 1307 / 2020 DAY 1672)
I can't sleep, how will I CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY if I can't sleep?r
>>26046Try counting sage.
>>26046watch my daughter
he's looking at (You) @Cracky
I'm traveling to south-east asia next week.
Should I wear a penis gourd?
2024 DAY 213 (2023 DAY 578 / 2022 DAY 943 / 2021 DAY 1308 / 2020 DAY 1673)
I am preparing to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Cracky's spawn, Cracky and me.
>>26064Fun fact: that dude is a spic.
and....sage.
cracky cracky cracky
>>26069BAAAAWBaawwBaaw
Sorry to hurt your feefees, miss, but that brave titan is whiter than yogurt and certainly a lot whiter than xirself.
lolcats
i'm legit scared dj vance is the antichrist and wants to kill me
>>26071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pufs_ErtcwoMischling spic-jew wannabe gay-ass wigger, can he be any more pathetic? Nah
You can be tsundere for him all you want, it's as funny as it is gay and retarded.
>>26075Hide yo' sofashide yo' couchhide your lazy-boy too JD rapin' errbody up in here.
https://soundcloud.com/djeradication/bed-intruder-song-techno-remix
2024 DAY 214 (2023 DAY 579 / 2022 DAY 944 / 2021 DAY 1309 / 2020 DAY 1674)
I have a headache
I did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY but I still got a headache
maybe it would be better to die
2024 DAY 215 (2023 DAY 580 / 2022 DAY 945 / 2021 DAY 1310 / 2020 DAY 1675)
see this what do
>>26079XDDD I LOVE THISSONG!!!>_<
>>26080Eat some poptarts emo kid, you'll feel better.
YES CRACKY. I'M AWAKE I'M UP.
So, you seem like you're an Übermensch what do you know about aids? I heard only gay people get aids.
Did her dog die?? Please I have to know if her dog died or not.
I love you luna
i wish i could get out of this prison and see you
I think I no longer love Cracky.
Should I delete all the pics?
bahahahahah
2024 DAY 216 (2023 DAY 581 / 2022 DAY 946 / 2021 DAY 1311 / 2020 DAY 1676)
>>26093 haha funny joke
>>26090 >>26091 her brother's dog died like a year ago
>>26096
>Died
Danes don't live that long, cats otoh can live up to 30+ years if they eat bacon and eggs, OMEGAS, it's what the body needs.
But you can't exactly take a cat on a boar hunt, well you can but it's not going to help you kill the boar.
One of my friends has Danes just for that purpose, I've been spear hunting with them and it's a rush, though I think the only hogs Cracky bro was spearing were with his schlong, Luna may or may not have helped, it's unknown, but spearing the shiksa slampiggie is an old pastime of many an IDF soldier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-ROv6-gOo
Yeah, I know, they sound just like a bad MFGG imitation band.
2024 DAY 217 (2023 DAY 582 / 2022 DAY 947 / 2021 DAY 1312 / 2020 DAY 1677)
I'm not sure why but this makes me think about her
>>26099 RARE????????????????????????
Storm Cracky-51
>>26105UH GUYS she's going to be okay right?
>>26101
>RARE?
AI using original pic as input with very strong guidance to make it close to the original but not identical...
Same input, much looser guidance, not as Cracky-like, just vaguely Cracky-like.
I've been denied all the best CRACKY sex
Why did cracky crash the stonks?
Why did she knock down the towers?
why
2024 DAY 218 (2023 DAY 583 / 2022 DAY 948 / 2021 DAY 1313 / 2020 DAY 1678)
I unexpectedly found this "in the wild", or at least, the wilds of cyberspace, the backwoods surrounding the information superhighway.
Can you imagine what it was like to suddenly see this with no context? I don't have to imagine. Because it happened.
>>26112>>26110>>26112Plus pulling the arms of that doll.
I'm calling the cops. They're to busy locking up white men from England but what the fuck. It's poitless but I called them anyway (used 5 VPNs of course)
>>26117
>5 VPNs
That could slow your shit down to 1980's dial up speeds especially if you decided to be cheap about it and only use free VPNs, but good on you for stickin' it to the man, even if it's not clear who you're stickin' it to, we salute you.
i love black pussy
>>26119
Adam and Eve (Cracky) were white.
Nigger was a monkey.
Loving nigger = hating Cracky.
catharsis
white people hadn't even been invented yet
creation of whites is documented here: https://x.com/smackfrank/status/1727316024163496355
2024 DAY 219 (2023 DAY 584 / 2022 DAY 949 / 2021 DAY 1314 / 2020 DAY 1679)
you cannot succeed without Cracky
you probably can't succeed with Cracky either, but at least you won't fail alone
anyway I saw this and thought about her
I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her I want her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEb_epsuLqA
I'm voting Kamala because Trump is enabling N ÷ hard Rs while Kamala is forcing them into slave labour. Trump is a danger to the white race.
The white man didn"t experience the stone age and bronze age only gooks did. Instruments made of brass is immediately mentioned in the bibe after the white man and the beast of the field (nigger) are created. The ages add up with mainstream science when you realize this.
>>26127
>$200 dollars?
They can keep him.>>26129
>science
it's all fucking magic as far as I'm concerned.
I did it all for the crackie(Come on) the crackie
>>26131Hah funny, I'm going to the show on the 15th, a backstage pass too.
2024 DAY 220 (2023 DAY 585 / 2022 DAY 950 / 2021 DAY 1315 / 2020 DAY 1680)
I saw this & thought about her
there needs to be a thread for images you see that makes you think of her
>>26133
the Bank C R A C KY would make with this businness Model
me and cracky
>>26138you're not funny
2024 DAY 221 (2023 DAY 586 / 2022 DAY 951 / 2021 DAY 1316 / 2020 DAY 1681)
where are >>26136 >>26137 ?
Me and Crackies
Brrr dum dum dum - dum da da da da dumBrrr dum dum dum - dum da da da da dum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0ssQ0ZVdw
>>26144I don't like him, he was fine with playing soldier one weekend a month and two weeks a year while his unit was stateside but as soon as it was time for his unit to hit the sandbox, he was done being a soldier. He's a libshit pussy.
So many influential people are taking the horse pill.
Why aren't you?
my house
secret board
this is the secret board nobody will find out I'm gay
2024 DAY 222 (2023 DAY 587 / 2022 DAY 952 / 2021 DAY 1317 / 2020 DAY 1682)
>>26156 oh
2024 DAY 223 (2023 DAY 588 / 2022 DAY 953 / 2021 DAY 1318 / 2020 DAY 1683)
I saw this and did not think about her
okay now this is epic
Is cracky a vaxxtard?
made me think of her
Cracky left the bodies in the van so it smells like hell now.
I can't use it and it was so comfortable with nice seats and nice turbo engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05q-gJ8aHRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-wBs8rY_As
2024 DAY 224 (2023 DAY 589 / 2022 DAY 954 / 2021 DAY 1319 / 2020 DAY 1684)
her name is literally Olivia, it's like poetry, it rhymes
unzips dick
>>26169fapping to this
2024 DAY 225 (2023 DAY 590 / 2022 DAY 955 / 2021 DAY 1320 / 2020 DAY 1685)
I forgot what I was going to say
oh well
it probably wasn't important
pic unrelated
m3 /& cracky
Saw this and felt nostalgic for someone that made me feel nostalgic about someone else that wasn't the person I knew but they still remind me of them.
shart
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, CRACKY
2024 DAY 226 (2023 DAY 591 / 2022 DAY 956 / 2021 DAY 1321 / 2020 DAY 1686)
I actually had a (in my opinion) profound thought but I lost it and now nobody is going to believe me but I swear I'm not making this up.
anyway how bout that Cracky-chan, cute and sweet right?
2024 DAY 227 (2023 DAY 592 / 2022 DAY 957 / 2021 DAY 1322 / 2020 DAY 1687)
what if, when you died, you remembered everything you've forgotten? what if you remembered EVERYTHING?
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."~Eminem
>>26184brat
firefox is objectively worse than chrome (which is also shit) and it also wouldn't exist without google's money
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DO YOU HEAR ME CRACKY TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
>>26184>>26184one of my favs
>>26186
Firefox made their own CEO quit when the rest of the crew got insanely woke and he then went on to create Brave browser. For the original free as in negative rights / FOSS atmosphere you need to uninstall FF and install Brave.
yes goy, install brave
>>26192 Brave is Chrome
2024 DAY 228 (2023 DAY 593 / 2022 DAY 958 / 2021 DAY 1323 / 2020 DAY 1688)
Cracky probably uses Opera GX
>>26196imagine the sxex
2024 DAY 229 (2023 DAY 594 / 2022 DAY 959 / 2021 DAY 1324 / 2020 DAY 1689)
>>26197 you didn't really imagine that did you??!!??
I hope you are joking
>>26198sick fuck
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACKY
LOL
>>26195
Brave is Chrome without Google's control
i want to itch her butt and smell my finger
Sar.
Sar o7
>>26183>>26202They're Chromium BASED, ie: de-googled, and for my part Vivaldi is by far the best of them for pure unadulterated turboautismo levels of customization, shekel-blockers, extensions and a consistent experience across multiple devices.
Dead bird hanging from a tree in my yard
2024 DAY 230 (2023 DAY 595 / 2022 DAY 960 / 2021 DAY 1325 / 2020 DAY 1690)
this made me think about her
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_nigger_in_proper_names
if a boy did this they'd say he was a future serial killer and probably put him on a bunch of drugs and therapy
>>26213
>100 x 100
Ha. I get it. Very funny, muddafukka.
not enough credits to prompt a better result, that's all you get
Me, my best buddy, CRACKY and Kimi.
>>26219i WANT this for me and my wife
>>26219>>26220While technically anything done between a man and a woman isn't gay, it's still pretty fucking gay, but hey, you do you.
>>26227you're so cool and witty to take what I said over a secret message board deeper than face value and turn it upside down and 180 degrees right back at my face
>>26228I'm about as deep as a piss puddle, and take very little seriously, I wouldn't give anything I say too much thought.
>>26229you're reading my bio to me that's so clever
2024 DAY 231 (2023 DAY 596 / 2022 DAY 961 / 2021 DAY 1326 / 2020 DAY 1691)
as I write this, Slutchan is down
does it matter?
does anyone care?
2024 DAY 232 (2023 DAY 597 / 2022 DAY 962 / 2021 DAY 1327 / 2020 DAY 1692)
and now it's back up
what did we learn from this?
probably nothing
>>26232
>did we learn anything
nope. In the end life is a zero sum equation.If there was a teaching moment you might want to point it out for us slow kids in the back of the class.
i had two screenshots i SAW that i saved and was going to post for when chansluts came back online but i since deleted them
>CHANSLUTS WAS NEVER DOWN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Big Black Cracky
2024 DAY 234 (2023 DAY 599 / 2022 DAY 964 / 2021 DAY 1329 / 2020 DAY 1695)
her heart is pure as lace and laced with purest pride
2024 DAY 235 (2023 DAY 600 / 2022 DAY 965 / 2021 DAY 1330 / 2020 DAY 1696)
her frills are wildflowers begging for your eyes
olivia fields mint condition
i wish i could lay in a hammock with her down by the river and nothing would be awkward but just natural and loving
>>26242Yeah, but it has to be one of those large Mexican (Mayan) net hammocks, the ones popular for camping are too small and frail to handle any real fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCauV_8nHI
MKULTRA CIA MIND CONTROL
2024 DAY 236 (2023 DAY 601 / 2022 DAY 966 / 2021 DAY 1331 / 2020 DAY 1697)
subtle refrance
this is a metaphor of me and cracky and what i want to do to her
I like taking shits why would I want a poop slave for no you can't take my poop that's my poop I like pooping
Vaxxies are walking corpses.
All animals have sex. Therefore, man also needs to have sex. Because man is alive
All animals have sex because they feel inferior to humans. Therefore, animals believe that reproduction is the most important thing in life, even before death. But those who understand pain and suffering well and choose not to burn their way.
All animals suffer sexual abuse because they have a better sense of humor than humans. Animals are born with strength and determination that exceeds the functioning of the human mind, and when we look at animals, we see that sex is an absolute necessity. That is, rude people are stupid.
>>26260
>need
Need/want is not should/must, not everybody gets to breed, just as in the animal kingdom only the strong endure, besides, you're not a virus are you? Are you controlled by the parasites in your gut to gorge yourself on junk food?
You are not your fucking khakis.
Don't be a philosopher, be a wizard, or not. Don't worry, be Cracky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkV-6zKG_Y
I'm a respectable C.E.O of a middle sized company during daytime. I'm rich and fat. But that is during daytime. At nighttime I hit all my toes with a hammer and scream and groan like a mongoloid from hell. My neighbours upstairs know. They look at me with fear. I smile. I also browse /cracky/ during nights.
2024 DAY 237 (2023 DAY 602 / 2022 DAY 967 / 2021 DAY 1332 / 2020 DAY 1698)
.....................................................................
Cracky trying to convince me sex is bad or not to have it and just be a zen bhudda monk or something lmao
2024 DAY 238 (2023 DAY 603 / 2022 DAY 968 / 2021 DAY 1333 / 2020 DAY 1699)
the crackyrazzi follows her every day of her lifeshe's like Princess Diana, except she is alive
the crackernazi?
Jeet vs Train event confirmed by olympic comittee!!!!!!!!
>>26265imagine what her thrussy feels like
>>26268gross and uncalled for pig disgusting
I was monitoring a cracky thread and and many anon's were saying they fucked her so iunno just saying
most cracky threads i lurk it's filled with people that either hate her or fucked her
2024 DAY 239 (2023 DAY 604 / 2022 DAY 969 / 2021 DAY 1334 / 2020 DAY 1700)
would she say she is proud of you or disappointed in you?
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PLAYER
>>26270>>26271Get the carfax report if you're worried about mileage or whether it's a salvage title.
>>26273
>proud of you or disappointed in you?
I can't imagine that her expectations for us are very high, even so, I can state with near absolute certainty that we're a disappointment.
When was the last holy-war?What was the last nation conquered in her name?
There isn't even a unified book of faith, it's all heretical and blasphemy, contradictions, idolatry, false messiahs and scrolls of dubious origin.
I chuckle if you think any of us deserves an imaginary pat on the head.
2024 DAY 240 (2023 DAY 605 / 2022 DAY 970 / 2021 DAY 1335 / 2020 DAY 1701)
I want her to be proud of me but honestly I can't say that I'm operating at "exceeds expectations" level
YET
but as they say
"but there's no sense crying over every mistakeyou just keep on trying until you run of of cake"~Quake 3
>>26279Fun Fact: Trent Reznor did the soundtrack for the Quake games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n8iU7abqkQ
>>26280nine inch nails is a weapon in quake
seen this and thought about her
does cracky go to bed satisfied or disappointed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tOyEWTFY
2024 DAY 241 (2023 DAY 606 / 2022 DAY 971 / 2021 DAY 1336 / 2020 DAY 1702)
Why do you think the song "Cracky in Paris" is called "Cracky in Paris"?
Because Cracky was in Paris
crackies getting blacked in paris
they really love her there
NO (NO) SLEEP (SLEEP) TILL CRACKY
i can't stop thinking about her
>>26288Yeah that deal breaker right there, even worse than being into K-pop.
2024 DAY 242 (2023 DAY 607 / 2022 DAY 972 / 2021 DAY 1337 / 2020 DAY 1703)
we put the best in asbestos
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CRACKY I spend nearly every waking moment thinking about you I can't browse boards and threads without being reminded
2024 DAY 243 (2023 DAY 608 / 2022 DAY 973 / 2021 DAY 1338 / 2020 DAY 1704)
crackyverse is a fandom
(picture unrelated)
"It's over... Everything's over... it's done. ... Nothing matters now."
This is Cracky, simple as.
you will drink the cracky fart bubbles
2024 DAY 244 (2023 DAY 609 / 2022 DAY 974 / 2021 DAY 1339 / 2020 DAY 1705)
to hell with this, let's try again next month
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY (i preordered my cracky cracky cracky and got it a day early)
>>26310Who is this zoomer hellnegress?
Should I try to remember my Poker account now and win shekels For CRACKY?
>>26315You should learn to play mahjong for cracky
I haven't slept for 24 hours but this made me start thinking about her
Jerking off to thai poRn
>>26310excuse me, I was told there would be "bum shaking" on the first of the month?
WHRE IS THE BUM SHAKING?
DON'T say you hate roger waters. he's a cunt but don't say you hate him.
Me coming for CRACKY
>>26335instead of i <3 anal it should be " i <3 cracky"
There was the biggest spider on the wall yesterday and I vacuumed it with the hose and then it was gone I couldn't see or find it like it disappeared and then I started wondering if I imagined it all up
but there was already a lot of dirt and dog hair in there so maybe that's why I didn't see it and I dumped it in the bin outside.
the last time I seen a spider that big was about 10 years ago and I sprayed it with bleach and got bleach on the carpet
2024 DAY 245 (2023 DAY 610 / 2022 DAY 975 / 2021 DAY 1340 / 2020 DAY 1706)
"Take care of what you love before it becomes a memory."~Isaac Newton
>>26341SHAKE YOUR BUM!
:crackylaugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saGSF-nEQkg
2024 DAY 246 (2023 DAY 611 / 2022 DAY 976 / 2021 DAY 1341 / 2020 DAY 1707)
It didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not our fault.And if it was, we didn't mean it.And if we did, she deserved it.
>>26351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM
Should I flush the pieces of toilet paper with poo on them or keep them at the floor?
>>26357Right?!
>>26358You answer a question with a question.That"s wrong.I had to wipe my ass it was full of shit.Now the papers are on the floor.
>>26359eat them
What is it with tractors and why are they so angry at jeets?
>>26364not clicking this
2024 DAY 247 (2023 DAY 612 / 2022 DAY 977 / 2021 DAY 1342 / 2020 DAY 1708)
we don't have as many tools as we once did, but...you're welcome to use whatever you find...even the doll, should it please you...
2024 DAY 248 (2023 DAY 613 / 2022 DAY 978 / 2021 DAY 1343 / 2020 DAY 1709)
if you didn't understand my previous post: it was a quote from the classic novel Moby Dick (Mary Shelley, 1869)
you need to get educated if you want to understand my sick refrances
>>26365
Sar click it at once!
>>26371ok i clicked it lol
Cracky's little daughter and me
2024 DAY 249 (2023 DAY 614 / 2022 DAY 979 / 2021 DAY 1344 / 2020 DAY 1710)
<-- current-era Cracky
you can't prove it
2024 DAY 250 (2023 DAY 615 / 2022 DAY 980 / 2021 DAY 1345 / 2020 DAY 1711)
rape jokes
>>26377
>2024>expecting proof
lolz
>>26372
Nice job sar! Remember, we won.Remember not to redeem the card.
>>26381 don't go into paki shops and you won't see the pissthrow the molotov directly from the street
is this faux
post a comment in this webzone if you know whether this is faux or not
only answer if you know faux shaux
>>26388
>no simian features
Naux.
2024 DAY 251 (2023 DAY 616 / 2022 DAY 981 / 2021 DAY 1346 / 2020 DAY 1712)
Posting to this site was broken for a while. Now it's time to gaslight/gatekeep/girlboss and pretend it wasn't broken. Go ahead. Do your worst. Just remember, liars burn in hell.
2024 DAY 252 (2023 DAY 617 / 2022 DAY 982 / 2021 DAY 1347 / 2020 DAY 1713)
if you're only pentavaxxed against COVID, don't even talk to me
this post was made by the hexavaxxed gang
or would "sexavaxxed" sound better?
>>26392i'm going to need sauce on this
plap plap plap plap
i'm pretty sure that's your mom
>>26392
>HEXavaxxed
'Cause she's a witch, amirite?But wait, I didn't say that, 'cause I'm not vaxxed, hell, I never even tested or masked up, so nvm.
Zombie Apocalypse any day now, c'mon Deagle, make it happen. I didn't waste time training with the katana for nothing, damnit.
Now you are fabulating a lot you piss-gay. However, I must point out one thing and that is that only three out of eight people tested showed attraction to the magnet. Whether that's because it's different things in different batches - or whether it varies how individuals react to it, I have no idea. However, I have undertaken quite extensive studies to find out what kind of particles caused this particular form of magnetism. And I'm pretty sure that it's about the so-called spies.
I need open bob. How easy to open bob or vagen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgf4zq0bi_w
2024 DAY 253 (2023 DAY 618 / 2022 DAY 983 / 2021 DAY 1348 / 2020 DAY 1714)
very demure, very mindful
>>26401Sar, dear sar. The bob need open.
pretty girl hahahahahha prerrttyy girl hahahahha pretty girl hahahhaha pretty girl hahahah
Sar leave the CRACKY rare in this WebZone Sar
Should we send CRACKY to the nogo-mat?
>>26406 that reminds me of a joke, two African American men see a store with a sign saying "we can turn you white for 5 cents", one of the African Americans has a dime (10 cents) but the other African American has no money, so they agree that the first African American will go in first, get turned white, get 5 cents change (10-5=5), and then give the change to the second African American so he can be turned white too, so the first African American goes in, and when he comes out he is indeed white, and the second African American (who is now the only African American remaining in the story) says "wow that's impressive, give me the 5 cents so I can do it too", and the now-white man says "get a job, nigger!"
2024 DAY 254 (2023 DAY 619 / 2022 DAY 984 / 2021 DAY 1349 / 2020 DAY 1715)
Someone apparently liked my post yesterday (>>26401) that the refranced it IRL
very cool, crackyverse stay winning
AHAHHAAHAHAHA ahahhahahahah
2024 DAY 255 (2023 DAY 620 / 2022 DAY 985 / 2021 DAY 1350 / 2020 DAY 1716)
this is so true and real
>>26412I hate that smelly jew.
You can't refute this
soon this site will go offline for good. you better pay up if you don't want that to happen
shut it down
>>26415You apes wanna life forever?
>>26415 people will just go to Superfluous Cracky Textboard and crackydotwin
2024 DAY 256 (2023 DAY 621 / 2022 DAY 986 / 2021 DAY 1351 / 2020 DAY 1717)
Me & Cracky, I won't tell you who is whom, it's our little secret ;-)
>>26411 she was secretly listening to music during the debate, that's so disrespectful
not surprising trump won't debate with kamala againI wouldn't either when she makes you look that old and dumb
>>26422If they'll cheat at the debate, you know they'll cheat when they count the votes, again.
Cracky-Chan is a duck stealing dog eating Haitian niggress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZADwzk5D2U&t=120s
>>26425How can you steal something that is free? The ducks at the park are free.
she's so fucking cute and sweet
this is unironically a metaphor for Cracky, please think about it seriously for at least one minute, if you STILL don't understand how it's a metaphor for Cracky after one minute of SERIOUS thought, well, I suppose it wasn't meant to be.
>>26434imagine you're at the end of a rope from the point of Cracky and she's swinging you in a circle
What would you choose? What would CRACKY choose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVNpbBXIjJ8
>>26437I want those 3 minutes of my life back
2024 DAY 257 (2023 DAY 622 / 2022 DAY 987 / 2021 DAY 1352 / 2020 DAY 1718)
Friday the 13th happened and I didn't even realize it
September 11 happened and I didn't even realize it
does time even matter anymore?
>>26438 the minutes would still be gone whether you watched the video or not
time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
into the future
>>26440]
>Friday the 13th
lie
>September 11
also, a lie
There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!!
2024 DAY 258 (2023 DAY 623 / 2022 DAY 988 / 2021 DAY 1353 / 2020 DAY 1719)
do you think Cracky sleeps like this why or why not
comment in this webzone how you think she sleeps and describe why or not
2024 DAY 259 (2023 DAY 624 / 2022 DAY 989 / 2021 DAY 1354 / 2020 DAY 1720)
>>26448 she obviously sleeps otherwise she would go insane and be ruled incompetent to manage her own affairs, and I don't believe OUR Cracky would ever end up like that, I believe that she is sane and healthy and competent and gets a good amount of sleep every night
>>26449I'd like to hear from someone else thanks.
>>26450 saying thanks doesn't make the comment not rude
how about "I value all input and look forward to hearing from additional voices"
>>26451>>26451well that escalated quickly
>>26449 I value all input and look forward to hearing from additional voices
please disregard >>26450 it was a fake post from an impostor sus amogus
>>26449
https://x.com/Esqueer_/status/1835748826310983792
Cracky never eats or sleeps she just drops the N-bomb every night and day
he had one job
2024 DAY 260 (2023 DAY 625 / 2022 DAY 990 / 2021 DAY 1355 / 2020 DAY 1721)
"I saw light and I thought I spread the light but actually the light was coming to me because I am the darkness."~Walter White, Breaking Bad
this is such a perfect metaphor for us and what we are doing here and CRACKY
oh, CRACKY you're so cute and sweet and innocent
wtf does this meanwhat the hell is a pager why are pagers killing people
are you pentavaxxed and hexavaxxed up?do you have your pagers on your persons?
>>26460
Vaxxies don't need no pagers. They will go boom boom just fine anyway.
2024 DAY 261 (2023 DAY 626 / 2022 DAY 991 / 2021 DAY 1356 / 2020 DAY 1722)
metaphor for Cracky
carry your radio too
>>26462
Boom!
And just like that...
Another 769.000 africans dead.
Just because CRACkY despises their colour of their skin.
How much longer? Hos mny more deaths? Why do we let ber get away with it?
where is >>26470 ?
do you think she thinks like this?
>>26474
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Slutchan to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
>>26474she's so fucking cute and sweet
should it be legal or illegal to do this to CRACKY?
why?
"MYEAH see... MYEAH"
>"IT'S BERENSTAIN NOT BERENSTEIN"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dngt0GtOaAg
>"REPLYING TO PEDO BULLSHIT"
I COMMAND YOU TO POST
2024 DAY 265 (2023 DAY 630 / 2022 DAY 995 / 2021 DAY 1360 / 2020 DAY 1726)
I just wanted to talk to her
>>26485 who are you quoting
>>26488dubs
where are >>26490 >>26491 ?
>>26492 was it you? did YOU do this?
okay so >>26491 is accounted for but >>26490 is still MIA
>>26493
GO AWAY FROM WHIRE MANS INVENTIONYou N I G G E RTHE INTERNETIT BELONGS TOTBHE WHYTR MAN
>>26495 learn the truth about how your "race" was created: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1727316024163496355.html
tryna hit that let me get that
test message
this is another test message
is the spam filter malfunctioning again?
Penpxl'f fb shpxvat phgr naq fjrrg.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Testing test testing 123 is it just limiting messages to a certain length?
2024 DAY 266 (2023 DAY 631 / 2022 DAY 996 / 2021 DAY 1361 / 2020 DAY 1727)
V srry yvxr guvf vf n zrgncube sbe PENPXL, vasbezngvba = "Penpxl vf phgr naq fjrrg", gur jbeyq'f gbc fpvragvfgf naq qbpgbef qba'g xabj guvf ohg JR qb
qbrf guvf znxr hf orggre guna gurz?
jryy gung'f n irel ahnaprq nafjre gung zvtug abg unir n fvzcyr lrf/ab nafjre ohg ertneqyrff bs gung V'z tbvat gb fnl LRF
https://rot13.com/ since spam filter is being weird
I feel like this is a metaphor for CRACKY, information = "Cracky is cute and sweet", the world's top scientists and doctors don't know this but WE do
does this make us better than them?
well that's a very nuanced answer that might not have a simple yes/no answer but regardless of that I'm going to say YES
>>26511 can you post "Penpxl vf n cflpuvp cnenfvgr ba gur uhzna enpr." un-ROT'd? I can't :(
Cracky
Cracky is
Cracky is a
Cracky is a psychic
"Lovecraftian"
Cracky is a psychic ******** on the human race
parasite
I can say "parasite" by itself but I can't say "Cracky is a psychic ******** on the human race"?
parasite on the human race
Cracky is a psychic ... parasite on the human race
can't say "psychic * parasite" without something between the words
psychic
I can say it if there's a line break between the words?
psychicparasite
why can't we say "psychicparasite" with a space between the words?
tell me more about her freakoffs
Cracky is a cflpuvp cnenfvgr on the human race.
sup fellas
I just pooped a little bit
psychic parasitebud what's wrong with you?
psychic poop thief
We should start using AI to get Cracky nude. We should start now. Hop hop.
>>26535Nice try, Cracky. You cannot tempt us with technological cyber-bewbs, we have seen the real thing and nothing else will do.
psychic parasite
Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Cracky? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit.
Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth.
It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf.
We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis.
She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients.
The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence.
Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon.
When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out.
Alone, unmourned, and unloved
there's been some improvement but I still can't post cute & sweet pasta so something is still broken
Penpxl'f fb shpxvat phgr naq fjrrg. V'q gerng ure gb fbzr snapl erfgnhenag, guna gnxr n ybat ebznagvp jnyx jvgu ure, ubyqvat unaqf naq gnyxvat nobhg cuvybfbcul, neg naq qernzf. Gura V'q vaivgr ure gb zl ubzr naq enintr ure ubg nff sbe ubhef, naq sbepvat zl pbpx hc ure guebng fb fur pubpxrq ba obgu gur gueboovat pbpx naq ure bja erpgny whvpr. V'q gura cebprrq gb phz ba ure phgr vaabprag snpr. Gura. nf gur hygvzngr ybir tvsg, V'q pneel ure va zl nezf gb gur gho naq yrg zl cvff jnfu njnl gur frzra naq ynfg qvtavgl sebz ure. V'q jvfcre "V ybir lbh" naq tvir ure n graqre fzvyr, naq phg ure guebng sebz rne gb rne jvgu n xavsr. Pbirerq va ure bja jnez oybbq, fur'q ybbx fgenvtug vagb zl irel fbhy, sbetvivat, haqrefgnaqvat. N ohooyr sebz oybbq naq fnyvin jbhyq ohefg orgjrra ure yvcf, gura fur'q qvr. Nsgre fbzr nqqvgvbany ybirznxvat, V'q fghss ure vagb n ova ont. Guerr jrrxf yngre, fbzr cynlvat puvyqera jvyy svaq ure zhgvyngrq naq qrfrpengrq obql va gur sberfg.
Gurl jvyy or fpneerq sbe yvsr.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag.
Three weeks later, some playing YOUNG HUMANS will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
oh my god he banned the the standard word for YOUNG HUMAN (singular and plural) and now we can't even post cute&sweet pasta
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing ******** will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
>>26553
That meme doesn't work. If the message is that 'time flies' the earlier date should be the previous sheet, not the next one. The artist had a great idea but was too dumb to execute it. Sad, because it is a great message.
>>26554https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four
this is what the refrance
wait so does this mean we can't say "Roths*hild" anymore
apparently so
>>26554It's because Cracky went back to 1955 to find out where Biff left the Delorean.
Obviously.
I dare you to post this guy's last name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
why do you dummies make shit up
>child
Rothschild
okay so we're going to have to figure out every word that's been incorrectly blocked and report them one by one?
why were "child" and "psychic parasite" even blocked to begin with?
LET'S GO
2024 DAY 267 (2023 DAY 632 / 2022 DAY 997 / 2021 DAY 1362 / 2020 DAY 1728)
apparently the secure portion of my tripcode is now verboten because the spam filter has gone all neurodivergent
is this website dying?
and if so, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
will nothing of value be lost?
>>26571it was never good.
Ugly CSSs, old ass file types, recycled content...etc
Nothing of value will be lost.
before crackie i'd get hornie and fap for like 15 minutes and cumafter crackie 2 hours of cbt almost isn't enough
>>26573 before cracky i had never seen cheese pizza, but after cracky i had seen cheeze pizza
>>26574 do you mean like actual literal pizza or do you mean like illegal pizza
does she eat the pizza or is she the pizza
(I tried to make a different, longer post but the filter ate it AGAIN)
cracky is cheese pizza
>>26576kill anyone you see wearing that ring.
I' trying to provide importsnt political info but the spam filter won't let me
Hellary Cunten took black smelly cock on Diddly's leaked video
Remember. Again:
Good guys demoncratic party granny witch Hyllary Clitton took black massive dirty smelly cock on Diddly's leaked video
vagina
HYMENWRECKAGE
Ching chong nip non gong
I tried to mention that olivia is c h i n e s e
i love olivia lane wheattruck
clap dem SKY QUEEN cheeks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck i'M DYing I WANT TO HAVEA FREAK OFF
how would you feel if she didn't invite you to any freakoffs
what do i do if i was invaded by aliens and they now run my life and have been fucking with me for quite a while now
Tonight I dreamt that I pissed my undies at a public toilet at a university. The toilet was unusually large, with several toilet seats and oddly enough had a window and I could see a girl in her undies walking by outside it. Luckily she didn't look inside and saw me. I found a clean pair of long johns in the toilet and stole them and changed into them and they fit nicely. Then I left the toilet.
It was now time for me to attend a French class at that university. I sat next to a quite petite crazy and cute young redhead. I didn't understand a word of her outgoing zoomer girl speak. She had some kind of handheld console with some childish cartoonish game on. Her friend sat in front of her and she was on my right. She asked if she could put her bag between me and her and I of course said yes. It was quite a narrow bag though, so I still sat quite close to her. She showed her friend some shit that was happening in her game. She did a kiss mouth pose and I leaned towards her and kissed her. Then I said oops and felt embarrassed. A dude who was to my left sort of made silently fun of me. I felt very embarrassed. The French class didn't even start because they showed loads of strange ads on several different screens. I woke up.
>>26582 how many people have you killed? probably ZERO
why can we say "nigger" but we can't say "#######"?
>>26583 can you put it in a pastebin and link to it maybe?
(inb4 pastebin links are banned)
2024 DAY 268 (2023 DAY 633 / 2022 DAY 998 / 2021 DAY 1363 / 2020 DAY 1729)
vs lbh fnj Penpxl'f gehpx cnexrq yvxr guvf jung jbhyq lbh qb?
if
if you
if you saw
if you saw ######'s truck parked like this what would you do?
OH MY GOD WE LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN EVEN SAY
C R A C K Y
bro literally banned "c r a c k" on a c r a c k y board
©ra©ky
okay now do the thing where you fix it and lie and claim it was never broken, that's always so clever and original
Look at these losers playing pretend, as if Cracky has been blocked.
LOOK MOM I DID THE THING AGAIN WHERE I FIXED THE THING AND PRETENDED IT WASN'T EVER BROKEN
still doesn't work for me
Esto es incompetencia de nivel superior
couldn't even post that in English
hot tub time machine
Crácky Crácky Crácky
Crácky Crácky Crácky Crácky
Cráckychan
Crácky_chan
Crácky_chan is cute and sweet
Crácky_chan likes to smoke cráck
jackie chan
CRÁCKY CRÁCKY CRÁCKY
Penpxl
penis
Penpxl_puna
penpxl vf purrfr cvmmn
crácky is cheese pizza
penis enhancer
at this point just delete the whole filter list and start over, you've fucked it up too badly to recover from
you fucked up big time lmao
imagine what she's going to do to you
turn you into what I am
>>26634 what are you
(OH BOY I HOPE THE FILTER DOESN'T EAT THIS PERFECTLY INNOCUOUS MESSAGE)
I wrote some real bangers but they weren't allowed, I'm not even going to try to repost them, this site doesn't deserve them
YKCARC YKCARC YKCARC
>>26635
>what are you
I don't know.
it's really bad though
a NOOB she'll turn you into a NOOB!
a n00b
>>26640who is "she"?
say her name
IF YOU CAN
OKAY that's better but why do you keep doing this bullshit
cracky cracky
Where did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Crackychan Joe?
cracky turned me into a n00b it's her fault i'm a newb
she didn't much care for Escape from Monkey Island and only gave it a 4.6
I want to talk with Cracky
2024 DAY 269 (2023 DAY 634 / 2022 DAY 999 / 2021 DAY 1364 / 2020 DAY 1730)
All praise be to Crácky in every situation!!!
>>26662 how did you do that, how did you post the name
>>26663His face looks like a wojack
6666GET
why can't I say Cräcky
it's unfair for some to be allowed to say Cräcky and others not allowed, it should be all or nothing
ur not gud nuf fo Cracky
CRACKY
WHAT IS GOING ONIS IT JUST RANDOM
CRACKY cracky Cracky
Cräcky_chän
now I can say "Cracky" but not "Cräcky_chän"
this is so unfair
fuck this gay homo website for black people
tell me what the secret to monkey island is, Cracky!
Cracky, what's the secret of monkey island!
i need feminism
i need crackyism crackybossing crackykeeping
>>26678The secret of Monkey Island is to escape the island you have to swim [spoiler] and monkeys can't swim.[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1Mtuxiego
>>26684yOU DON'T know what's going on you're just an INadian when suddenly God wants you dead
is Cracky in the room with us
I'm screaming
heaven gained an angel
In her house at Riley, dead Cracky waits dreaming
was the whole situation the other day from you trying to stop me from posting youtube links lmao
you fuck the whole thing up and had to go fix it rofl
2024 DAY 270 (2023 DAY 635 / 2022 DAY 1000 / 2021 DAY 1365 / 2020 DAY 1731)
Can I say "Cracky_chan" today?
apparently not, sad, low energy
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂
wet weather wet weather wet weather
wet weather wet weatherwet weather
me and cracky lol
also, me and cracky
post you and cracky
cracky and who
OP is a faggot
this is young bob ross ...
this is old bob ross
she's so fucking cute and sweat
fuck her right in the pussy
wouldn't it be cool if we could say "Ĉraȼky~ċhan" again without censorship? like the olden days?
>>26710 cocksucking lips
2024 DAY 271 (2023 DAY 636 / 2022 DAY 1001 / 2021 DAY 1366 / 2020 DAY 1732)
ｉｆ ｗｅ ｃａｎ＇ｔ ｓａｙ Ｃｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ ｍａｙｂｅ ｗｅ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｒｅ－ｅｎａｃｔ ２００５－ｅｒａ ４ｃｈａｎ ａｎｄ ｓｔａｒｔ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ Ｆａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ｏｒ Ｃｏｎｄｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ａｇａｉｎ
Ｆａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ ｏｒ Ｃｏｎｄｒａｃｋｙ－ｃｈａｎ? are you gaslighting me again
Me at CRACKY'S
Kissin' crackies can't recallA program to derail us allForgotten prison, it's been safe 'til now
Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant
chan
the dash character is banned apparently
just normal dashes not emdashes or endashes
crackychancracky_chancracky—chan (emdash)cracky–chan (endash)
cracky－chan (weeb dash)
cracky‒chan (weird unicode dash)cracky‑chan (nonbreaking dash)cracky―chan (long dash)cracky־chan (Jew dash)cracky⸺chan (very long dash)cracky⸻chan (hella long dash)
everything works except normal dash
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten‒years‒old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More‒government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
2024 DAY 272 (2023 DAY 637 / 2022 DAY 1002 / 2021 DAY 1367 / 2020 DAY 1733)
Cracky⸻chan is cute and sweet
>>26735what did she mean by this?
Sing this the tune of Rihanna's "Umbrella":
When the sun shines, we vote Kamala
Told you that she’s fighting for ya
Said she's here to lead again
Took an oath, she'll stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining MAGA terror
Know that we’ll rise up together
You can stand with Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Stand up to Trump and Vance, ya, ya, ya
Under Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Let’s vote for Kamala, Kamala, ah, ah, ah
Cracky Cracky@chan Cracky^chan that cute and sweet girl in the computer
rapping cracky's bunghole haha
>>26740 are you having trouble saying "Cracky‑chan"?
>>26735
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Slutchan to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself — her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
Spam filter won't let me type cum sock
>>26748It won't let me boast how I won in chess using this opening
cumsock? cum‑sock? what opening? please try to communicate as clearly and effectively as possible.
take one of these if you need it:
‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑‑
it's a magic dash that won't get blocked
use them responsibly, I don't have many of them
why is "ｌｉｓｔｅ" banned?
English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're ｌｉｓｔｅｎｉｎｇ. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.
can't even say "ｇｌｉｓｔｅｎ" this really does say a lot about society
sure would be cool if we could say "ｂｌｉｓｔｅｒ" or "ｅｎｌｉｓｔｅｄ"
does she know about my porn and masturbation addiction
$100 crackybux prize to anyone who can name a popular brand of mouthwash that starts with L
HINT: the mouthwash was invented by Joseph L
(last name redacted)
name the brand of mouthwash and win 100 crackybux
risterine
risterline
>>26765 >>26766 you are close but there is no prize for being wrong
no participation trophies here
Got any of the good stuff for me? Remember our deal, yes?
put the memes into the webzone
>>26750
I'm not allowed to say Frenchman
>>26737
>Kamala
Let's not and say we didn't.
Carmilla
The Frenchman's Cumsock as black won in 13 moves against white.
2024 DAY 273 (2023 DAY 638 / 2022 DAY 1003 / 2021 DAY 1368 / 2020 DAY 1734)
this makes me think about herit doesn't look like her, not reallyso why does it make me think about her?post a webzone in this comment if you know wherefore it makes me think about her
crackyfag meetups be like
get ready for cracky cracky cracky
>>26779 tag yourself, I'm man in suit
>>26779I'm the girl with her boobs out
>>26782 you're Aella? birthday gangbang Aella? penetrated by 37 men in a single day Aella? almost got murdered by a stalker impersonating an FBI agent Aella?
>>26783>>26784I'm gonna need proof of this
>>26702
>>26785 Google "aella birthday gangbang" on Google
>>26784>>26787
they don't know that 5 guys came in a fluffer
CRACKYdashCHAN would never come in a fluffer
Shake your bum!
Rob Schneider came out as antivax
Doesn't that make you want to get vaccinated?
You don't want to be like Rob Schneider, do you?
Rob Schneider IS a Cracky~chan
>>26795 are you having difficulties saying Cracky‑chan, you can copy/paste mine, it's magic
ban this sick filth
2024 DAY 274 (2023 DAY 639 / 2022 DAY 1004 / 2021 DAY 1369 / 2020 DAY 1735)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
CRACKY is love CRACKY is life
where is >>26800
>>26779Me on the left now thrice in a row
She's a continuing source of inspiration to me
2024 DAY 275 (2023 DAY 640 / 2022 DAY 1005 / 2021 DAY 1370 / 2020 DAY 1736)
this is how I feel about CRACKY (they will never take her from me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN7WUUAb6Iw
rent free
>>26817 explain further, what do you mean?
You can't just say like based/cringe/goat/etc without context
you need to say WHAT things are based
and WHAT things are cringe
and WHAT things are goat
otherwise why even bother saying words?
if you want to respond to a post you can click the post number and it'll put a link (like this: >>25861) to indicate what post you are responding to
like if you just say YES I AGREE without context, nobody will know what you agree with
everyone agrees with something but you need to say what you agree with or else you're not communicating
see >>26759 for more thoughts on this matter
thank you for coming to my TED Talk
>>26818I live with my parents and don't pay rent
how come people keep posting "dairy flatbread" despite the world's most aggressive spam filter blocking half of the English language?
do NOT look up the Spanish word for "necromancer", biggest mistake of my life
I'm playing triangle game again danEvil
is CRACKY in a wheelchair?
wheel cracko
2024 DAY 276 (2023 DAY 641 / 2022 DAY 1006 / 2021 DAY 1371 / 2020 DAY 1737)
I try to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY every morning, and every time I wake up during the night, but sometimes I forget
2024 DAY 277 (2023 DAY 642 / 2022 DAY 1007 / 2021 DAY 1372 / 2020 DAY 1738)
I had a dream that I was at a mall and for some reason there were thousands of live baby chickens on the ground
Well, most of them were alive, some of them had been stepped on, or were just dead for unspecified reasons
Some of them were much smaller than actual baby chickens are
I don't know where they came from and I don't know why they were there
but for some reason I felt compelled to dig a hole in the ground nearby (some of the ground was sand for some reason)
It was like digging at the beach, I was quickly digging under the water line, pulling out handfulls of wet sand, leaving water behind
then I felt something, under the sand, under the water
it was a black kitten, as black as midnight, soaking wet, and it was screaming, but seemed happy to be rescued
and I didn't know how it was even alive considering it was underwater and buried under wet sand, but I knew I had to protect this kitten at all cost and that I had to keep it a secret
I started singing a song:
"I can't let them knowabout my secret catthat I found in a holethat I dug with my hat"
then I woke up
by posting that, I'm not really keeping it a secret, am I?
but it's just a dream so it doesn't matter
why post it at all? because if I didn't I'd probably forget about it completely
so now you knowabout my secret catthat I found in a holethat I dug with my hat
These two gdntlemen slap you on your shoulder
'Hand over your crackies, zoomer soy face!'
Your response?
tell me who do you love?
Jews stay winning!
"hmm today I will attack Israel again, a country that has never lost a war"
CRACKY is winning
2024 DAY 278 (2023 DAY 643 / 2022 DAY 1008 / 2021 DAY 1373 / 2020 DAY 1739)
the SKYQUEEN's weekly delivery of CLOUD
crackycrackycrackycracky
what did they mean by this
I was a nigger for 20 years, but today I decided to stop, to focus on crotch‑eating instead
how come we can say "nigger" but we can't say "Listɘrine"
what if we want to say "hey nigger, your breath is stinky, you need Listɘrine"
>>26846 Why would you recommend a brand of mouth wash instead of telling the stinky Nigger to go brush his teeth?
Let's slice those food truck tires shall we?
Death to CHUDSDeath to CHUDS
>>26847 why did you assume the nigger is a man? can women not be niggers?
"women can't be niggers"~the patriarchy
I need feminism because sexist chuds refuse to acknowledge that women are allowed to be niggers
I jerked off to a light(dash)skinned black woman once
maybe she was halfsies or quadroon
>>26849 Learn basic English, Nigger.
>>26853 every dictionary I checked says that women can be niggers
name ONE dictionary that says women can't be niggers
(you can't)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Is_the_Nigger_of_the_World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwvm5uf9m8
nigger is the woman of the world
the classic that started it all
>>26858I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a timeStare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mindAnd when they ask me how I'm doingI say, "I'm just fine"And when they ask me how I'm doingI say, "I'm just fine"But the fact isI can never get off of my mattressAnd all that they can ask is"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)That's what the mask isThat's what the point of the mask is
Cracky I need your help, you're the only one who can help me, please let me know you have my back.
CRACKY I might literally die if you don't help me
2024 DAY 279 (2023 DAY 644 / 2022 DAY 1009 / 2021 DAY 1374 / 2020 DAY 1740)
Would you like to hear a joke? I'll put Cracky in it to make it relevant to your interests.
So Cracky is riding the bus and she encounters a man talking loudly into a cell phone.
The man says this: "first Em comes, then I come, two asses together, and I come again. Two asses together again, and I pee twice. Then I come one last time."
Cracky shouts "how dare you say such vulgar things in public!?"
and the man says "but I was just telling my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'!!!"
that's the end of the joke, but if this really happened, what do you think CRACKY would say or do next?
>>26855>>26857
You are both wrong. It's the world that is the woman of the niggers.
>>26862
She would show him her cunt and ask him 'How do you spell this then, Einstein?"
really makes you th8ink
>>26863No, it's the world that is the nigger of the woman, but only for women without a penis.
me on my way from Cracky's
Which side is Cracky on? FEMA or the Chuds? And what method would she use for starving chuds?
>>26865
NiggercockdNiggercockdNiggercockdNiggercockd
I fought the Roths, and the Roths wonI fought the Roths, and the Roths won
Me and CRACKY (but with her Nose instead of hair).
2024 DAY 280 (2023 DAY 645 / 2022 DAY 1010 / 2021 DAY 1375 / 2020 DAY 1741)
"You’re late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the common, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the rare."
Here in Crackyfag Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the rare. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the common rather than risk your entire life for a single rare.
In my thread, pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me. He’s been my neighbour for five years!
NO! WHY DID HE TRY GOING FOR THE RARE!?!?!?
smoking big doinks with Cracky
GOONING to CRACKY
2024 DAY 281 (2023 DAY 646 / 2022 DAY 1011 / 2021 DAY 1376 / 2020 DAY 1742)
last chance to look at me, Cracky
my vision is augmented
2024 DAY 282 (2023 DAY 647 / 2022 DAY 1012 / 2021 DAY 1377 / 2020 DAY 1743)
her birthday is coming soon
her birthday is coming soon and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Seriously this but with Cracky instead of toddler.
>>26881You know, it occurs to me that the reason your Cracky Cracky Cracky thing isn't working is because you're doing it on the wrong day. HER year begins on the 12th as does her month... so maybe try that instead...dunno why it took so long to think of that.
2024 DAY 284 (2023 DAY 649 / 2022 DAY 1014 / 2021 DAY 1379 / 2020 DAY 1745)
why is SKYQUEEN so ANGRY at FLORIDA????
must remember to investigate further
>>26884 I do it every day now
but
maybe it loses its specialness if it's done every day?
like if you celebrate Christmas every day then what becomes of actual Christmas?
>>26883 there's no audio so it's impossible to know what he's actually saying
the captions could all be lies
Kimi plus me at Cracky's.
She'll be turning 31
>>26887
My sister turned 40 ahd J still fuck her 1
>>26893i have brainrot but i never forget to cracky cracky cracky
My firm ordered a super expensive brand new Chink Spinner 90000. Since I ordered it via my firm it's at least tax deductable but still very pricey for sure.
>>26895why
>>26895Do you know how hard I Lol'd
Open your wife's vagene and her Bob
Ejeet
Cracky, talk to me please!!
Is Cracky a Plasma?
https://www.scirp.org/journal/paperinformation?paperid=131506
>>26884>>26885Or should it really be January 6th? That's Cracky's Birthday not Liv's .
>>26889It is known
>>26895WHEEL OF 4CHAN
2024 DAY 285 (2023 DAY 650 / 2022 DAY 1015 / 2021 DAY 1380 / 2020 DAY 1746)
happy birthday to you (if you're reading this)
I had fortune cookies today and I decided I will gift my fortune to you
I haven't read the fortunes yet so I don't know if I'm gifting good fortune or bad fortune, but hopefully they will be good
FORTUNE 1: "NURTURE YOUR DREAMS"
hmm this isn't really a fortune, more of a command, but I guess it's a good thing to do, right?
FORTUNE 2: "MEET YOUR PARTNER HALF WAY."
okay again more of a command than a fortune but WAIT UTFUTF what does it mean by "PARTNER"??? what is this what does this mean who is it talking about??????
me nd cracky
what time is it
>>26908
Crac$y isnt even a white supremascist, she just likes the sound of cracking sculls."Niggers make this sound and spics make that. It's almost like playing drums", she says.
2024 DAY 286 (2023 DAY 651 / 2022 DAY 1016 / 2021 DAY 1381 / 2020 DAY 1747)
she's so old LOL
I hope I survive to age 35
I wonder what it feels like
pic related, Cracky finding out about this webzone
>>26912Kek, we all know you're closer to 45 than 35. Bless your heart, y'aint foolin' nobody.
.
this made me think of cracky
Cracky and my #1 New York Times Bestseller
2024 DAY 287 (2023 DAY 652 / 2022 DAY 1017 / 2021 DAY 1382 / 2020 DAY 1748)
there are many things under the sky that defy understanding
there are some things that were simply not meant to be comprehended
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Jarius_Sneed
checkmate liberals
>>26922pwn those libs
i SAW II this image and thought about her
>>26925 this is the future liberals want
>mfw cracky
>>26922You obviously don't play chess.
That isn't a checkmate, poser.
pic related... That's a chick m8.
Das tralala an michDas ding ding dong as sich.
>>26925
Sar
I consider it my waifu. Do you have vagen or Bob please if she has a Bob.
>>26925>>26930maybe i should've posted this image in the waifu thread
Be honest. Does she rape them?
idk does she have a thing for ugly kikes?
2024 DAY 288 (2023 DAY 653 / 2022 DAY 1018 / 2021 DAY 1383 / 2020 DAY 1749)
the Taliban banned Cracky pictures, look it up, it's in the news
>>26933IDK. Remember Kimi raped Cracky for YEARS. Being a J e w isn"t enough to hinder it in itself
I'm tired of backseat lifers telling me to do things especially when their shit is fucked. I'm happy living in perfect simplicity I don't care if you don't understand my life. I can make my own entertainment.
Like I'm just trying to maintain and leave a small carbon footprint and clean everything up after me a real minimalist I'm not trying to sign up for welfare and get myself into a doctor and get a phone plan so I can work a job with assholes who are just climbing a ladder that's just more bullshit
Yeah, I'm playing Skyrim in 2024 Idgaf if you don't like it fuck off
>>26938lol get vaxxed again
2024 DAY 289 (2023 DAY 654 / 2022 DAY 1019 / 2021 DAY 1384 / 2020 DAY 1750)
this makes me think about her
>>26943you mean like she went into the woods wanting to fuck a bear and it ended up maiming killing and eating her?
fucking bitch cracky making me work for everything
IT'S SQUIRREL AWARENESS MONTH YOU ASSHOLE
>(You) and Cracky
There. Ive collected 10 niggers. Where the fuck do I sell them?
2024 DAY 290 (2023 DAY 655 / 2022 DAY 1020 / 2021 DAY 1385 / 2020 DAY 1751)
"guys shut the website down stop posting my pictures just leave me alone"
>>26952is what any rational person would do but no you're talking to whatever the fuck these people are
no srsly what r u
silence wrench
what happened to posts >>26955>>26956>>26957>>26958>>26959
2024 DAY 291 (2023 DAY 656 / 2022 DAY 1021 / 2021 DAY 1386 / 2020 DAY 1752)
this is an outrage, I will be suing MAGA for plagiarism
they've gone too far this time
Sars and bobs
Is me: Ramit Ima Ashol.
I'm from superpower India.
AMA I guess.
>>26966can superman outrun the flash?
HEAR YE HEAR YE OFF WITH HER HEAD
>>26967
Suparman yas believe is Indian sar.Then 6as. It's easy for strong muscularvIndian man to outrun a train or a tractor
Cracky made me lick her asshole when we were together so that means she's a 6/5 right?
>>26966>>26970okay seriously, give me the rundown on 4chan.>>26971nobody asked
2024 DAY 292 (2023 DAY 657 / 2022 DAY 1022 / 2021 DAY 1387 / 2020 DAY 1753)
I wonder if CRACKY⸻chan has played Yume Nikki lately
when do you think she has most recently played Yume Nikki?
2024? 2023? 2022? 2021?
post your answer in this webzone, if you know for sure say you know for sure (and say how you know for sure) and if you're just guessing say you're just guessing
>>26973yummy ass lick
>>26972
Sar it's easy for stron suparman to redeem vagan bob whatever if he wants Bob open vagan cow food outrun train. We prove it with gif video sar.
>>26973imagine pissing on her lol
>>26973imagine chinks and pajeets rapping her to death and americans turning it into a holiday
2024 DAY 293 (2023 DAY 658 / 2022 DAY 1023 / 2021 DAY 1388 / 2020 DAY 1754)
is CRACKY a useless member of society?
from now on CRACKY is retconned I'm retconning CRACKY
bitch CRACKY i told you i didn't want your parents over that i was just going to fuck you all weekend
2024 DAY 294 (2023 DAY 659 / 2022 DAY 1024 / 2021 DAY 1389 / 2020 DAY 1755)
do you think OLIVIA and CARMEN ever do things like this together? WHY or WHY NOT?
>>26983
The one to the right looks like the ugly girl from ABBA. The one to the left looks like a plastic modern Zoomer version of the pretty one.
2024 DAY 295 (2023 DAY 660 / 2022 DAY 1025 / 2021 DAY 1390 / 2020 DAY 1756)
"Cracky⸻chan is cute and sweet"
The crackyverse is inevitably dead.
Nobody loves CRACKY anymore and for a good reason.How do i get gf, my pee pee small, how do i get job...?Cracky never satisfactory gave any answer to these dilemmas.Forecast is telling she even won't, not now nor in the future.So... CRACKY is dead and it's time to move on. Anything else is better than this.
>>26987imagine my shock
2024 DAY 296 (2023 DAY 661 / 2022 DAY 1026 / 2021 DAY 1391 / 2020 DAY 1757)
my face when Cracky⸻chan is gone and my life withers
>>26989 you know you can just use —
Now that the crackyverse is kill and CRACKY is gone I guess there's no reason for me to be here anymore...
Me now when tnere is no CRACKY
I am Evil Wei Shen. Years ago... I was Chinese.
Who's the bigger alcoholic? Cracky or me and don't you dear to suggest Cracky!
2024 DAY 297 (2023 DAY 662 / 2022 DAY 1027 / 2021 DAY 1392 / 2020 DAY 1758)
The History Of Cracky
>>27003the last panel was from 2009
Let that sink in
>>27001I want to take her to the olive garden
Don't you want some CRACKY to love?Don't you need some CRACKY to love?Wouldn't you love some CRACKY to love?You better find some CRACKY to love
2024 DAY 298 (2023 DAY 663 / 2022 DAY 1028 / 2021 DAY 1393 / 2020 DAY 1759)
>>27006 Olive Garden?orOLIVIA Garden?
(Olive Garden kinda "mid" TBH; Jimmy John's is better)
pic unrelated... OR IS IT?
was it jefferson airplane or jefferson starship
meat
CRACKY is the best wife a person could ever ask for I wish she just wasn't so hard on me all the time
I wish I was hard on CRACKY
>won't even put out after 20 years
>>27015
We actually did bukkake on Cracky last night. It was me, a white Brit, an Aussie, a Rhodesian, an Afrikaner, a West German and two chinks from Hong Kong.
When I learned about CRACKY I was already old and then five years later I'm that much older and have been relying on her this whole time, but I feel like my CRACKY phase is about to run its course but still hasn't yet.
could you imagine relying on CRACKY is that actually a thing?
What if she doesn't want me to rely on her but I forcefully go against her wishes and rely on her what then
2024 DAY 299 (2023 DAY 664 / 2022 DAY 1029 / 2021 DAY 1394 / 2020 DAY 1760)
it doesn't matter what I say herenone of this matters
true, yet we keep doing what we do
It doesn't matter because why, are you implying that it's a simulation?
it's a STIMulation
funposting is??
NNOOOO cracky YOU AREN'T JUST A FLESHLLIGHT you have to you know ACTUALLY DO THINGS!!!
this but instead of BRITAIN it says CRACKY
Well well well
BE LIV IN BRITAIN
2024 DAY 300 (2023 DAY 665 / 2022 DAY 1030 / 2021 DAY 1395 / 2020 DAY 1761)
>>27027 imagine she was a fleshlight though haha wouldn't that be funny, can you even imagine, lol
imagine the smell
I have to reformat my computer each time I have an intrusive thought
Amit the jeet strikes again
Cracky and me
you and cracky... you and cracky... you and cracky...
>>27045
All my thots are intrusive.
2024 DAY 301 (2023 DAY 666 / 2022 DAY 1031 / 2021 DAY 1396 / 2020 DAY 1762)
the rain in Bulkwarks Lane falls mainly on O Lane
CRACKY! You son of a bitch!
when you get nuclear bombed there's nothing just black and then the word resets until you get nuked again and the world can't move on or progress everything is stagnant when the world nukes itself in nuclear Armageddon
She probably thinks we want to have sex with her LOL
BLOCKBUSTER COWLEY ROAD?
is this where I go for all my cracky needs?
CRACKY will you at least give me a consultation prize for my efforts
CRACKY, do you want some sausage?
I want to know what makes her tick I want to see her mechanisms
2024 DAY 302 (2023 DAY 667 / 2022 DAY 1032 / 2021 DAY 1397 / 2020 DAY 1763)
"BBCR"
(if you know you know)
i don't know and neither does cracky-chan
>>27066 think about it, put the pieces together
put the pieces to get her
I'm hearing there are Ivanka Trump nudes out there somewhere, I sure hope nobody posts them
do NOT post the Ivanku nude(s), they are ILLEGAL
the Jews don't want you to post the Ivanka nude(s), if you respect and care for the Jews, you MUST NOT post the Ivanka nude(s)
I will NOT be posting Ivanka nudes.
>>27075 good goyim
but just to be clear does that mean that you DO have them or that you DON'T have them?
like if there's a website I could find them on, I'd want to know that so I can avoid visiting that website
I want to know what website the nude(s) is/are on so I can block in in my HOSTS file to make sure I don't visit it accidentally
question: wouldn't it make more sense to use ai pictures of people rather than pictures of real living people
Sars
how come I don't have to wait five minutes to post?
2024 DAY 303 (2023 DAY 668 / 2022 DAY 1033 / 2021 DAY 1398 / 2020 DAY 1764)
I encountered a powerful quote:
"it is not for you to complete the work, but neither are you free to desist from it"
this is the perfect metahpor for what we're doing here
there's so much to do and I'll never finish it within my lifetime but I have to do as much as I can and hope someone else will be able to carry it on when I'm gone
it's the same for all of us
and the man who said that quote was ALBERT EINSTEIN
we can't post emojis anymore???
suck my nutsjis
#swag
2024 DAY 304 (2023 DAY 669 / 2022 DAY 1034 / 2021 DAY 1399 / 2020 DAY 1765)
I am having a lot of complicated thoughts right now
i'm surprised you can form a thought
Coca-Cola Oreos was a bad idea
>>27092 can YOU form a thought?
lol
they put Kamala in Fortnite
when you do the Kamala event in Fortnite, if you pick up a cat it plays the clip of Trump saying "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"
FUCK YOU I WON'T POOP WHEN YOU TELL ME
2024 DAY 305 (2023 DAY 670 / 2022 DAY 1035 / 2021 DAY 1400 / 2020 DAY 1766)
a girl drew a picture of herself after her first sexual experience, to convey how disappointed she was
this sounds like something CRACKY would do, if she ever has her first sexual experience
anyway it's HALLOWEEN and also CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY EVE
post a comment in this webzone if you believe CRACKY will be disappointed by her first sexual experience when it happens
post a comment in this webzone if you believe she will NEVER have a first sexual experience
I don't wanna go to schoolJust wanna play video gamesI just wanna be a foolJust wanna play video gamesEverything else is really lame
if you think sex is gross, you're probably not going to do it right
>>27107 why would you want to do it at all? don't fall for the psyop
cracky was already not a virgin back then, bucko
>>27109 okay post a photo of her having sex then (you can't)
will cracky save me?
don't confuse your fantasies for reality
wanting her to have sex doesn't mean she has/does/will have sex
Can she save me?
if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle
why would you even want her to have sex
who do you want her to have sex with?
good people don't have sex
this is her now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk
>>27117
>why would you even want her to have sex
because that's what good people do
>who do you want her to have sex with?
the hottest guy around that has the best looks and smarts and lineage or someone like Gaston
>>27120 why do you think good people have sex?
Hitler had sex and he was very bad
Jesus didn't have sex and he was good
rapists have sex and they're bad
>>27123
>didn't have sex
LIES.They called him Rabbi, to be a Rabbi you have to be married, and to be married you HAVE to consummate it to make it legal, that means he had to con sum mate into having sex.
he was the rabbi czar
2024 DAY 306 (2023 DAY 671 / 2022 DAY 1036 / 2021 DAY 1401 / 2020 DAY 1767)
when I find CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
people be like "CRACKY HAS SEX CRACKY HAS SEX" okay if that's true then why doesn't she have sex with me?
QED, checkmate atheists
bcuz ur ugly and fat
>>27130 no u
Only Cracky Can Judge Me (OCCJM)
when yuo point a finger at someone three fingers are pointing back at yuo
i have all of my fingers extended when i point at someone
>>27134 don't do this they will think you are autistic
we shouldn't mock men who get constantly laid! If they'd been raised with a good father in their life, then maybe these alpha chads wouldn't need to fill the void by fillin voids. Giving their body away to many beautiful women might be degrading, but they're just acting out
maybe that's how they get so /fit/ because they have sex all the time
then they go apes
i failed nnn btw jiyww
2024 DAY 307 (2023 DAY 672 / 2022 DAY 1037 / 2021 DAY 1402 / 2020 DAY 1768)
imagine this is Cracky & us
>>27143I wish
>>27143imagine this was already CRACKY & us and it's over now all good things must come to an end
what's your favorite country?
me & cracky
>>27145
"the fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth"~Cowboy Bebop
Cracky, me, Jeff and Marina
>>27150 you're just making up random words
2024 DAY 308 (2023 DAY 673 / 2022 DAY 1038 / 2021 DAY 1403 / 2020 DAY 1769)
this is a metaphor
>>27151
Lef me blundercheck mate
Cracky = existsMe too. I exist.Jeff existsMarina too
CHECKMATE atheist
>Jeff
that's not a thing, stop typing random letters
a marina is not a person it's a place where boats go
she made a ♥marina sign because she owns SO MANY boats and needs a place to park them all
Geoff is a real name like Geoff Keighley.
I can imagine a 5-year-old trying to spell "Geoff" and ending up with something silly like "Jeff"
>>27158The Dorito Pope
2024 DAY 309 (2023 DAY 674 / 2022 DAY 1039 / 2021 DAY 1404 / 2020 DAY 1770)
I don't know what this says but it still makes me think about CRACKY
living so free is a tragedy
would you let cracky touch your benup for a klondike bar?
bro i'm so tired i can barely move cracky did this to me
Hugh did this, Hugh won't get away with this
remember a couple days ago when someone was saying "DON'T post the Ivanka Trump nude"?
well, time to come clean, that was me, and I was attempting reverse psychology to manipulate someone into posting the Ivanka Trump nude but NOBODY DID IT
so now I'm just asking normally, does anyone have the Ivanka Trump nude?
Do people do this in your country?
>election day>haven't seen a single image of hunter biden's penis
>>27171 so did you make that thread on 4chan or did you take the image and text from the thread someone else made on 4chan
>>271724chan what's that? What is 4chan.
2024 DAY 310 (2023 DAY 675 / 2022 DAY 1040 / 2021 DAY 1405 / 2020 DAY 1771)
I had a dream that some Power Rangers super-crossover was happening
and a Yellow Ranger just straight-up murdered another Yellow Ranger by bashing her head in with a pipe
they were walking together in a forest, unmorphed
and one just attacked the other, without warning
and then the murderess met up with some other Rangers and was like "hmm I don't know where she went, maybe she was attacked by monsters"
what could this mean?
it doesn't seem to have anything to do with CRACKY... or does it?
let's make a deal, if someone posts the Ivanka Trump nude, I promise that I will post any Cracky rares I get in the future, I don't have any now but maybe I will someday.
imagine if you could do this to CRACKY
imagine if you could erase her body but her clothing was left behind so you could steal her underwear
imagine going to church and praying to Jesus
they're doing it again
Thing with K×m×la is that she used to be a slave owner so niggers can't vote for her and demonrats need the black vote
i'm surprised you can form a tURD, can YOU form a turd?
>me waiting 900 seconds to call someone a fag because he called me a fag.
You're laughing? Kamala is losing and you're laughing??
Drumpf is at 92% odds & you're laughing??
Bernie can still win right?
2024 DAY 311 (2023 DAY 676 / 2022 DAY 1041 / 2021 DAY 1406 / 2020 DAY 1772)
"Just Take Them and Leave Me Alone" by Raoof Haghighi
STONETOSS JUST SAID THE N-WORD ON TWITTER, AND YOU'RE LAUGHING???
they're dancing to YMCA at the Trump rally, and you're laughing???
Joe Biden crumbled into a pile of dust on live TV and you're laughing???
my face when reaction when when I see Cracky and Kimi holding hands
>>27195
Time to chew on some good FEET, bitches.
Donald is only the 'president elect' but Joe Schmoe is the mu'fucking PRESENDENT
>>27197
there's like one remaining Rothschild now. Let that sink in
>>27199
NIGGER
I can't believe Trump said the N word (hard R) on live television at 4AM while doing the YMCA dance
he tried to sing the YMCA lyrics but instead of "Y-M-C-A" he kept saying "Y-N-C-A" and then he was like "young (n-word), there's no need to feel down, young (n-word), pick yourself off the ground"
the world is a nigger
>>27202
Pick your cotton off the ground. It sounded like 'coat" but it was supposed to be cotton.
"Kamala can still win after the overseas ballots are counted"
>>27196 how I react when my faggot friend is leaving
yfw cracky-hime is gone
what did she mean by this
Everyone likes Trump He's going to stop all wars the ones who don't will be assimilated
KH OF when
I'm so glad Trump got elected and we can go back to casually saying the nigger word hard R again
You're laughing? CRACKY is getting fucked by niggers and you're laughing??
>>27212Bitch ass nigger, the rest of us never stopped.
The question is are you a bitch-ass nigger or a bitch ass-nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr8w_7ZElOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1am_9ZKIK0
Thing is if you think government is bad or believe in wild conspiracies like glowniggers your life sucks and so does everyone else's except for the 10%. so, if you think things are bad it probably is because you fall into that 90% of people whose lives are bad, and bad shit just happens, and things don't get better so let people bitch and complain about it sheesh
this is lol
>>27211
I went to the hard R café last night it was amazing. Everybody said the N word over and over again. Cracky-Chan was there, working the stripping pole. I got shitfaced. Did coke in the toilet with that bald owner of Amazon forgot his name. My bank account is empty now but it was worth it lol.
>>27218
...and yes, of course, the N word with hard R, needless to say. The beer on tap was Heineken.
New meme 'Kamala lost' !
CRAAACCKKKYYYY COME BAAACK I WANT TO LICK YOUR FEET
>>27222 nice trips but your words are more likely to driver her away than entice her to return
>>27223You would think so, but it seems that jews have a weird obsession with God having promised each jew a couple thousand slaves and that those slaves would lick their feet.
Are you saying that Cracky gets no slaves, because she's not a jew?
2024 DAY 312 (2023 DAY 677 / 2022 DAY 1042 / 2021 DAY 1407 / 2020 DAY 1773)
>>27222Reminds me of the ending of that goosebumps episode, "Welcome to Dead House"
me on (Left)
which one of you
https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/state/2024/11/07/racist-text-messages-are-being-reported-in-multiple-states/76110486007/
WHO is Anthony?
John doesn't care about his appearance
>aka the nose hairs
because he fucks kids. Why would he care what he looks like. Based knower Fox camera man during Biden's speech today.
"Name" means your name not the name of the person you're talking about
they're gone now they won't be coming back
>>27232 who, the Biden voters who didn't vote for Kamala
20 million Biden voters just disappeared and body cares about them???
Cracky is missing
20 million Biden voters are missing
are you picking up what I'm laying down?
>>27235OH NOES.
IT'S THE CRACKPTURE AND I MISSED IT!
WE'VE BEEN LEFT /b/HIND!
goon
coping and sneeding
is sneeding good or bad
I will never sneed, don't tell people you saw me sneed, that's lying
2024 DAY 313 (2023 DAY 678 / 2022 DAY 1043 / 2021 DAY 1408 / 2020 DAY 1774)
"if you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed"
apparently, we can post YouTubes again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Y5HBEKEdA
>>27241Why would one attach a chain from your eyeglasses to a pocket watch?
Is this a low key Xzbit joke by Cracky?
"Yo Bro, I heard you like to watch so I put a chain on yo glasses so you can watch your watch while you watch!"
>>27243pretty sure she was just joking
Burgers?
CRACKIES?
>>27241
Who is he to give lectures?! He's gay now.
What is CRACKY"○ policy on those lighter versions of shitskins like latinx and such that are almost passable as humans save the moon speak
2024 DAY 314 (2023 DAY 679 / 2022 DAY 1044 / 2021 DAY 1409 / 2020 DAY 1775)
crackyfags waiting for her to come back
fuck i'm tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTkXIidCU0
test-message
lol democracy is retarded
CRACKY and me, me and me.
>>27256 a lesbian couple once gave me a Rolex for Christmas, they have misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"
a lesbian couple once gave me a Rolex for Christmas, they have misunderstood me when I said "I want to watch the two of you have sex while I masturbate in the corner of the room under cover of darkness"
a lesbian couple once gave me a Rolex for Christmas, they have misunderstood me when I said "fuck off fucking faggots"
a lesbian couple once gave me a Rolex for Christmas, they have misunderstood me when I said "no quiero un Rolex para Navidad"
a lesbian couple once gave me a Rolex for Christmas, they have understood me when I said "I want a Rolex for Christmas"
a lesbian couple once gave me nothing for Christmas (this is not a joke)
people are asking questions, what should I tell them?
where are the lesbians even getting all these Rolexes, they're probably fake
DLIVIA I REALLLY NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW
is her name Mary?
is she the Unabomber?
2024 DAY 315 (2023 DAY 680 / 2022 DAY 1045 / 2021 DAY 1410 / 2020 DAY 1776)
You're laughing? Liberals are sterilizing themselves and you're laughing?
Liberals are murdering their families and killing themselves, and you're laughing?
>>27270 the ugly fat mutt wasn't having sex regardless
>>27272dude, I'm right here!
haha I see a photograph of an above-average woman I would never have a chance with and I'm like "EWWW GROSS, WOULD NOT SMASH", I am very intelligent
if she's not Cracky she's a 0/10
I don't know "Hawk Tuah" but I do know we need Democrats to "WALK TUAH" THE POLLS
vote on that thang
thang === ballot
>>27270
>take away her choice
to what... be a cumdumpster?
Well at least she won't be a murderous whore.
>>27276>>27277>>27278You might have had a shot at winning if you didn't insist on finding a candidate that was more of an insufferable cunt than Donald, gratz.
>>27280oh yeah, this is the France isn't France.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00T0t06Ol-I
women are ending their interracial relationships to spite Trump, they're quitting prostitution to spite Trump, they're taking vows of celibacy to spite Trump, they're quitting OnlyFans to spite Trump
that's kinda cool
imagine becoming a better person solely for spite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvHYSaoo04
>>27284I do believe someone somewhere said, "living well is the best revenge, next to a drone strike."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4uRy5HA434
It's their own fucking fault, they believed their own bullshit.
2024 DAY 316 (2023 DAY 681 / 2022 DAY 1046 / 2021 DAY 1411 / 2020 DAY 1777)
I saw those posts but I didn't screenshot them
deleting your posts is cowardly behavior
forever alone is my fursona
we shall rape on the beaches, we shall rape on the landing grounds, we shall rape in the fields and in the streets, we shall rape in the hills;
2024 DAY 317 (2023 DAY 682 / 2022 DAY 1047 / 2021 DAY 1412 / 2020 DAY 1778)
bottom text
Fart tuah fart on that thang
a bunch of mushrooms just like came in outside my window overnight. I couldn't believe it there was quite a lot of them too. I wonder if the birds or squirrels eat them.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
What is Cracky like nowadays?
>>27309
>>27312
>what did he mean?
Whatchu think he meant!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEE7DAZ7gQk
SHUT THE HELL UP
Nope, I'm not eating here Saar. But I accep your American doggy bag.
For I'm on my way to CRACKYS.
>>27316
>For I'm on my way to CRACKYS.
OK keep us posted
2024 DAY 318 (2023 DAY 683 / 2022 DAY 1048 / 2021 DAY 1413 / 2020 DAY 1779)
Snippety snappity snooty
>>27318 sculpt her naked
>>27319someone smeared Mr. hankey on the wall again who was it
smearing poop on the wall is bad mmkay you shouldn't smear poop on the wall
2024 DAY 319 (2023 DAY 684 / 2022 DAY 1049 / 2021 DAY 1414 / 2020 DAY 1780)
how would you feel if your job was to do the "smell tests" at Blockbuster Cowley Road?
(early post, so what, none of this matters, clocks don't real, cope and seethe about it cucko)
-_- dude
>>27326 possible crackypost
can someone give me the rundown of GAIA online in the year 2024
do it
does cracky still think about gaia online?
here's what i know about gaia online; it's a browser game or something, it's like a social paper doll you grind and buy cosmetics to change how you look i've seen it for like 5 minutes before my friends gaia character looked Like K' from king of fighters you wouldn't know also, boxxybabee two e's mentioned gaia online in her videos gaia online sounded like a very trendy thing hipsters played or whatever
>>27331because that's what's relevant and people are interested in these current times
cracky is gone and you're talking about the GAME AWARDS with jeff
it's been twenty years she's ready to settle down now
cracky you're great I genuinely love you and think your great ill stop i just wish things could be different
trivia contest, do you recognize the buttocks, post a comment in this webzone if you know the answer
no image search, if you cheat you will burn in hell
you SHOULD be able to solve this
that question might give people trouble on 4chan
>stocking up on seed oils before Trump bans it
>cocking AR-15 while drinking canola straight from the bottle
"come and take it"
do AR-15s have a cocker, I don't really know
I bet Cracky has a huge black cocker... spaniel
>>27343
There's p8cturex wiyh her nigger cock if thaf's what you asking?
>>27336
That's creepychan's back end bussy
I like showing my front end bussy I walk around naked so neighbours can see
>>27345 no wrong try again
okay i guess this site is also full of newfag retards
that's not very PC, you should say "newfriend neurodivergents" instead
they were left behind
Haha
I AM A SOLDIER
2024 DAY 320 (2023 DAY 685 / 2022 DAY 1050 / 2021 DAY 1415 / 2020 DAY 1781)
me & Cracky (we are best friends)
CHRIS WILSON FUCKS DOGS
"I'm not a newfag, I remember Boxxy"
(holds up three fingers for no reason)
two in the pink one in the stink
or is it the other way
(sees vagina)
"uh-oh, pinky"
what if the pinky is stinky
imagine if the vagina smells worse than the butthole so you have to ask her to fart to clear the air
this is all hypothetical I've never actually smelled a vagina
I've seen one IRL but it wasn't close enough to smell
post a comment in this webzone if you've ever smelled a vagina IRL
or a vulva
I think I didn't actually see a vagina IRL, I think I saw a vulva, maybe a labia?
if RFK bans Diet Mountain Dew I will literally become a terrorist until it is unbanned
>>27336IS THIS mike tyson's ass?
CRACKY really let herself go
thoughts?
>Big Head Mode
This made gen X gamers piss and shit themselves in laughter.
Me on my way to CRACKYS
>>27377fucking shitty ass roads fix this shit what do we pay taxes for
>>27373I don't think America is ready this
CRACKY i WAnt my milkes ;___;
I suspect that the butt reveal may have been planned & orchestrated
we need to get Alex Jones on this
>>27381proof?
>>27382 I have no proof that's why I used the word "suspect" and said we need to get Alex Jones on this (to find the proof)
PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN WHEN RESPONDING TO COMMENTS
>>27383who is Alex Jones
this made me think of Her
2024 DAY 321 (2023 DAY 686 / 2022 DAY 1051 / 2021 DAY 1416 / 2020 DAY 1782)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z8jnLmPE94
This song, "Subways of your Mind" by the band FEX, was until recently known as "the most mysterious song on the internet"
It's one of the most famous "lost media" cases of all time. A copy of the song existed on cassette tape, recorded around 1984, but the name and authorship of the song was completely unknown
40 years later, the song was identified and the members of the defunct band were located, all thanks to the effort of thousands of dedicated and passionate searchers from all around the world
cool story, happy ending, right?
but what's going to happen now to those who dedicated their lives to this song and the mystery surrounding it? what happens after the end of the story?
if I can make a prediction about what will happen to the "searchers"... over the coming months and years, their lives will start to feel empty
their lives were entirely fueled by "intrigue and mystery" but now their lives are fueled by... nothing
the song they dedicated their lives to is now just a song
the band is now just a band, a few old men of mid-range musical talent
what will happen to the searchers now that the search is over?
they'll wish they could go back to the way things were but they can't
they'll wish they could erase the knowledge from their minds but they can't
everything will feel meaningless and they won't be sure why they wake up in the morning
life will lose its purpose
maybe they'll kill themselves someday, maybe they'll keep going through the motions, repeating the same rituals even after the rituals have lost their power
and the future looks darker and darker
maybe they'll die in the subways of their mindsor maybe they'll just live a joyless life devoid of meaning
I feel bad for them
OOPS I FORGOT THAT POSTS HERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RELEVANT TO CRACKY-CHAN, I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE ABOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATEDSORRYPLEASE DISREGARD
Subways Of Your Crack
CRACKY, you stay out of that alcohol!
Guys she went through almost a whole bottle of vodka tonight
How do we get cracky off of albohol and to be sober again
Me and Cracky's pusy
Do the Cracky Crack, do the Cracky Crack
(oh, oh, oh, do me, cracky)
I spent a lot of time and effort on yesterday's post but oh well I guess effort's not the game of the ballgame anymore, hard work no longer sells newspapers, the current meta is low-effort slop and brainrot in the vein of YouTube Shorts and TikToks
the analytics say that people prefer easy-to-digest "THIS MAKES ME THINK ABOUT HER" posts that don't require you to stop and think
fine
if that's what you people want
"THIS MAKES ME THINK ABOUT HER"
there I said the thing I hope you're all happy
why isn't she giving me more attention, she should be showering me with her undivided attention,
im friends with my steam friend again i wonder what our first conversation will be about
i mean, this makes me think about her
>>27401 you should ask him how he as a BIPOC man feels about Trump's victory
>>27403>>27403yea maybe they will bring it up, so I don't sound like a faggot
what's wrong with sounding like a faggot?
if you're concerned with accidentally appropriating LGBTQIA2S+++ culture, that's a valid concern
accidentally?
Unwoke: "I hate niggers so I avoid everything related to them"
Woke: "In order to unlearn toxic colonialist mindsets, I go to great efforts to avoid engaging in any cultural appropriation of the BIPOC community"
see you don't have to change your beliefs to be politically correct you just have to say them differently
this crackfession has meant nothing
I know what zoomers are into but spam filter won't let me tell ya
I know what boys likeI know what guys want
>>27411 is it a brand of mouthwash?
my steam friend has his account private, but I suspect he has a bunch of porn games now because that's all he's been playing
Cracky doesn't let me have porn games
SKOOL
>>27409 Cracktric Baitman
>>27420please be in london
>mfw the skyqueen cracky-chan
>>27422this is me jerking off to my cracky slideshow screensaver while high on the devil's cabbage
According to Cracky-Chan:
Rapers now use rapiers. It doesn't get much rapier.
Dead Cracky Storage
DCS
if you don't see the DCS sign, you're not in the correct place for staring dead Crackies
is it "Crackys" or "Crackies" who even cares
they are doing this in the UK now
I hope she and her family are safe
I need a sharpshooter to poop at night.
Why can't the stupid nigger Hamid understand this?
Here's a funny story about how I first started learning to be homeless: I was at some squatter house my friend lived there. We would veg out and play vidya. I had to poop, and it was ruining my whole day. He didn't have a working toilet in the place and had a designated poop alley., and so I wondered back there to where he described, and it was basically in the street minus one row of houses but a high school on the other side. I was already having a bad time going hungry. So, I couldn't exactly find where he was saying I could poop as I was looking around. I see a bucket and am wondering if that's the toilet. but I'm not exactly sure so I don't want to poop in someone's bucket if they use that (LOL). so, I squatted and pooped right outside the bucket on the ground I didn't dig a hole or nothing rofl. He probably went out there and just saw a giant turd on the ground next to a bucket.
come to think of it, I don't remember if it was even possible to dig a hole there. For one I didn't have a digging tool, and Maybe I wasn't even on dirt but old pavement with hard soil that would be hard to dig with a shovel I digress. . .
the point is I didn't even think to dig a hole and poop in it because I have a nigger brain
Would you shit on Cracky's doorstep?
is this a COTTON field?
if it's a cotton field then that's kinda racist
it's it's not a cotton field then WHAT IS IT????
>>27437lolol
>>27437it's funny too because the cotton are his toys
Day 1731 of my three-day war
two weeks to flatten the curve
>>27444
>Cracky?
Really? That seems more like a Faux kinda thing... you know, 'cause of the birds, but whatever.
>>27445
You shouldn't focus on the birds but rather the n-word
GUYS, THEY GOT AN ARREST WARRANT OUT FOR CRACKY
>>27447 Trump voters, you have gone too far this time, we warned you this would happen
>British
I wish we had newer photos of Cracky so we could constantly complain about how much cuter she was in the past
my nigga Jussie is FREE AT LAST!!!
they set him up just like OJ and OREALW
I was just joking, I know that Jussie, OJ, and OREALW are all guilty as hell
mood
Some say showin your dick to girls znd it's your doom, you're done,
BUTT
Unless you show your dick to Cracky, Kimi, Marina.. you can't know their respones, can you?. Then you can't know your Path.
You're basically in Checkmate, Atheist!
>Cracky, Kimi, Marina
big dick trannies
>>27459 no a marina is where boats are stored
some boats do have trannies though https://marinedieselspecialists.com/marine-transmission-for-engines.html
so you could say that a marina has boats and boats have trannies, so, in a sense, marinas have trannies but that doesn't mean that marinas ARE trannies
OH, NON NONO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>27461 don't worry she's too fat and crazy
>>27461lol. Just tell them you're not dying for israel. Fuck the zogs, let them fight their own war.>>27462almost kind of want to see that, yeah, I know I'll be scarred for life, I don't care.
she's going to war
cracky juice pop
cracky-juice pop
pop that juicy
LODS OF CRACKY
CRACKY OVER LODING
"mommy tell me again about the time you were famous on 4chan"
>>27472how is it 4chan never paid for this?? it's not the Jews in control we've been lied to.
>>27473 bro wants to arrest the hacker known as Four Chan
bro thinks he's the cyber police AND the state police
>>27474>>27475saar open bobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONrUsJTxyRg
this is fake you know that right.
maybe YOU are fake and don't even know it
>>27481I AM A STURGEON
Ya'll done goofed
your guys need to chill with that fat shit.
maybe she needs to chill on the juice and try drinking some water for once
stupid women can't even drink water correctly
>>27485"You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?"
What do Greys and Europoids think about the Left's 'Arr created equal' meme?
this is her
Oxford's Very Short Introduction to Boypussy is the most tedious scientific book I've ever read. Just saying. Stay away.
why lie
in b4 "lol i trol u"
this world is so silly; imagine if I war gamed having sex with cracky by shooting a sterile load on her to prove I could get her pregnant LOL
CWC is going to be a parent
while Cracky remains a kissless virgin
"There is an orderliness in the universe, there is an unalterable law governing everything and every being that exists or lives. It is no blind law; for no blind law can govern the conduct of living beings."~Tupac Shakur
Someone quoted NIGGERBABBLE?
>>27495what a fucking rockstar
Saar.
>MICROSOFT outlook is unavailable
Microsoft get your shit together bro I'm finna funposting
Gandalf with an Ak-47
www.dailymail(dot)co(dot)uk/news/article-14124381/Backlash-against-Miss-Universe-Victoria-Kj-r-Theilvig-viral-video-shows-using-N-word.html
Hard R bros, we're eating good tonight.
I want to see CRACKY's "hard R" if you know what I mean
I want Cracky to call me a retard and mean it
I want Cracky to actually do something great for me and myself but that's her weakness nobody else can even see it
World's oldest man dies in England he was stomped to death by migrants ;___;
>>27505
Is the little pussy in a diaper really 168cm? Surely there isn't a single Asian/Mongolian that the little bastard was photographed next to, where she is taller than Snowy and the yellow ones are usually very small
this made me think about
really makes me think
>>27511the fuck you are doing posting that shit around here I'll fucking kill you if I see you in real life
>>27511fuck you for posting this
>>27512 >>27513 it costs zero dollars to be nice
should I get the monkeypox vaccine?
they're calling it "mpox" now which sounds cooler
what if I suddenly decide to travel to Burundi, Central African Republic, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Republic of the Congo, Rwanda, or Uganda.
and what if I get raped while I'm there
seems like it would be wise to ge the vaccine just in case
better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
"they're stalking me, they're hacking my livejournals, they're calling my family, make it stop!!"
>>27521Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
>>27524In West Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all coolAnd all shootin' some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guys who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
>>27525I whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"I pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
>>27526
>skipping entire verses>shaking my damn head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCqRmx3Dnw
Me trying to reach CRACKY'S
I hate that people always post the abridged Fresh Prince theme (from syndication reruns)
it makes no sense
it implies he took a taxi all the way from Philadelphia to Bel Air
cutting out the airplane scene ruins the whole narrative
and then there's the FULL FULL version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
>>27529boulder dash
I just woke up from a terrible dream that someone was plotting against me
post a webzone in this comment if you are plotting against me or if you know or suspect that someone is plotting against me, all information is useful
if there's a mole we need to take this seriously
>the mole
Cracky-chan was a bullfrogWas a good friend of mine
My left testicle when no new CRACKY rare for years
>>27521TURKEY TURKEY GOBBLE GOBBLE
bad news friends ... Putler just launched nukes, and other countries began launching their nukes in retaliation. It's a nuclear Armageddon fam
>>27542 don't tell lies like this, it's something that could actually happen and people really do worry about it so when you lie it can cause real panic also see "boy who cried wolf" and realize that if you tarnish your reputation people won't believe you in the future
>>27543you don't tell lies like this
>>27545 me and Cracky
>>27546Haha Yes!
the most expensive hymen in history
They are coming to collect the Skyqueen and you can't stop them.
>>27549 who??????? use your words, don't hide behind pronouns
>>27551do you have this clip for context?
transition = reeducation
a man named Jack is riding a horseJack wants to dismount but needs assistancewould you help Jack off the horse?
what if the mole... is me?
>>27554 penis goes in her mouth
>>27556 penis goes in her mouth
>>27549 penis goes in her mouth
>>27555
Yes, if even a Satanist like Jimmy Page can help people off heroin so can I. Unless Jack happens to be a shithead who deserves it but I hope not.
ITT, we summon CRACKY
please don't post NSFW it's almost the end of NNN can you not wait a couple days
https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1862506865835294975
me on my way to fight and die for cracky
>>27554Don't be silly.
No one has been to the moon in your lifetime, they faked it, they're still faking it and they're going to keep faking it.
Everyone just says they'll go fight for Israel because it's all theatre they really don't have to
it's really sus when the mark of the beast is fine but something like south park isn't okay if you're swinging and having casual gangbangs but south park is too racy for you something is up
I don't care if you CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY or not
nothing matters
>>27567nothing mattersillusion is allall is illusion
you live in a holographic simulation, it's not real
you are the thingyou are not the thingare that you are not
shake your bum!
I'll never forget when CRACKY laughed at my dick and called me a loser
Ok I'm totally over CRACKY but I still want to drown in pussy.
What hobby do I pick?
help
Alright. Let's RRRRRRRroll those hard R:s, N-word bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpKbfrMvNo
throw my ass out, it's me, I'm the nigger
I'm Having A Nigger And The Nigger Is You
this is what the refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
I am hearing rumors that Biden is going to pardon Cracky of all her crimes including but not limited to withering our lives
>>27577There is no crime, prove you had a life before Cracky, you can't, nigger.
I could have been somebody, hell, I even WAS somebody, but Cracky fucked it all up, she ruined it all
"You didn't have to cut me offMake out like it never happened and that we were nothingAnd I don't even need your loveBut you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so roughNo, you didn't have to stoop so lowHave your friends collect your records and then change your numberI guess that I don't need that, thoughNow you're just somebody that I used to know"
William Shakespeare, "Hamlet" (~1600)
is this a metaphor for CRACKY?
what if the Nazis weren't actually the secret descendants of ancient aliens, what if they were actually just a bunch of faggots?
"no we didn't lose we just went back to our secret base on Mars, no you can't see it, it's invisible"
Germans are Europeans therefore Germans are homosexuals
Germans are borderline French, they literally border France yet nobody acknowledges this
it's going to come out. Trumps going to announce everything how CRACKY tried to have me killed.
this is me and cracky
comment in this WebZone if you're over CRACKY
bow down before the Jew you serve; you're going to get what you deserve
>>27586 good goy, pay real money for files that could be downloaded for free
that wasn't sarcasm I really do think you're a good goy
you can't refute this
how would you react if she said this to you?
how would you feel?
how would your life change, if at all?
it definitely would shock me like not knowing who she even is and then she calls me a faggot in 2024 year of our lord
I will not eat the bugsI will not live in the podI will not stop being a faggot
>>27586
I c9mposed a new nigger song it goes like this:
NIGGER NiGGER NIGGER NiGGER NIGGER
The melody goes up up up up downUP UP UP UP DOWN
>>27597 it's funny because I also compose offensive songs in my mind
here's the lyrics to one of mine:
Fuck you, I'm a niggerFuck you, I'm a JewFuck you, I'm buttsexI'm buttsex with a Jewbuttsex with a Jew
>>27596lol
>>27596imagine spending your whole check on a policeman's ticket
>>27596me and crackyu
Today the ayliems are coming. Are you ready? They are coming to bring Cracky home.
my body is reggie
I want to see some fuckin Ayy's
an ayy just flew over my building
i can see cracky from my window
>>27607
I can see Cracky's ass crack from my bed
>>27609post pics
>>27609don't post pics
we prevented another aliem invasion
>>27613
Who did cock block them??? I'm not saying I'm from the Cyber Police. I'm a bit annoyed it's all.
Baba Booey Baba Booey Cracky-chans penis
this makes me think about someone, post a comment in this webzone if you know who this makes me think about
>>27596>>27615these are great
the steam girl
Hawk Tuah just rugpulled the crypobros and stole millions of dollars, and you're laughing?
CRACKY, I'm lonely and hurting please talk to me
what is hawk tua why is everyone saying that
just fapped my pepis because cracky didn't answer me
now they're saying Hawk Tuah is Jewish and that's why she went viral, they orchestrated it
2024 DAY 283 (2023 DAY 648 / 2022 DAY 1013 / 2021 DAY 1378 / 2020 DAY 1744)
dreaming about Cracky
Another fap.
Boxxy pic.
3, 2, 1 GO
>mfw when Cracky is gone and my wife lithers
Blockbuster cowley road
alright cool nobody to talk to fun times just me and myself no cracky wew lad nobody has time to just talk or say something too busy
filtered
they paved paradise (Blockbuster Cowley Road)and put up a parking lot (Sainsbury's Oxford Cowley Road Local)
THIS IS A METAPHOR, DON'T TAKE IT LITERALLY
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtJPs8IDgU
and a big yellow taxi took my CRACKY away
and a liberal always cries
and a cuck has no fun
cawc tua
cawc tuah
walk tuah Blockbuster Cowley Road
Pea tuah Griffin
>>27637
Empty spaces need CRACKY
empty space between her legs
I JUST WANT TO TALK TUAH
me and c racky
empty space between her ears
cracky on tv describing how she hawk tuah spits on that thang and I'm just screaming in my head "BITCH NO YOU DON'T"
I believe she's seen a penis IRL but I don't believe she touched it
>I believe she's seen a penis IRL
she's dead to me now
don't be dramatic, it was probably her brother or her father
mario pooping on cracky
>>27659 is this legitimately the best post you could have made today, are you giving this 100% effort and 100% commitment or are you cutting corners? if you really are doing your best then well it is what it is I guess
>>27660>>27660this is legitimately the best post I could have ever made
are we CRACKA LACKIN?
CRACKY LACKIN?
>>27653
LIES. I've seen racky nude. Nothing c about her.
I can't decide if I'll first go to the looand then pee pee goes in pooOr if pee pee goes in pooand not until afterwards I go to the loo?
in your face CRACKY IN YOUR FACE
>>27667 does this mean they want to be the father of a child or does this mean they want to fuck a child or both?
>>27668in YOUR face!
Me when I'm thinking about how POOR Cracky is.
so poor she had to eat milk jelly
poor cracky forced to eat milk jelly because her family didn't have enough money for food
fuck im in tears now because i was just thinking about how cute and sweety cracky is and not sexual things
I heard someone say "sweet and cute" in a YouTube video today
>>27673
Faglords say no!
Say no already, faget
my life feels like a cosmic joke that nobody will explain to me
fortune cookies tell your past instead of the future
E-mail requirement now came to the entire 4chan, not only /biz/. We knew it was only a matter of time. What should we do?
And don't give me 'What should CRACKY do?' CRACKY works through our limbs.
you post on 4chan??
>>27680
Yes they can reach their balls like that.
Humamd invented THE SHOVER!!! achtully an superiour technique !
>>27679
Most of my waifus are there
Hello Faggots.
I'm swimming in money.
Third reply gets to decide what I buy.
blacks
negroes
slaves
I'm super cereal
the internet is serious business
>>27686
Ding dong we've got a winner
I'm off to the airport
Should I invite Hillary and make Frazzledrip 2 ?
Me and Cracky and Jeff and Camel
>>27693this is the new norm
>>27678>>27679THERE'S AN AI RUNNING THE SITE.
THERE'S AN AI RUNNING THE SITE
>>27695
What you think is an AIlien is actually a Nigger
What is cracky doing??
>>27697 this doesn't seem right but I don't know enough about Europe to dispute it
(crosses border from Ireland to Northern Ireland) "OH GOD I HAVE TO SHIT IMMEDIATELY"
Dear CRACKY, what do YOU think Garfield was doing on September 10 2001?
DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY
this image makes me think of HER
>Red shield
this is the man who shot CRACKY
The Juice Rapper Cracky-chan
what do you think cracky chan is doing right noww
probably taking a hot bath
CRACKY tell us what you're doing this instant!
>>27708 do you think she still bathes naked, I know she used to because we have pics of it, but do you think she still does?
>>27709 she might be bathing naked right at this moment
>>27710>>27710you fucking liar
>>27712 um hello???????????? what part are you disputing????
you can kinda see her nipple in the other one so I'm being respectful and not posting it
>>27713i know that toilet
>>27713
Mommy why will Billy forever be a virgin again?!??!
Because he made sure to post the safe for work variety of the underaged Cracky in the bathtub, Synthia.
>>27715Haha Yes!
>>27713>>27713she's so good at playing a little pussy
you see her and just feel concerned and sorry for her like I have to find out if she's okay and simp for her
everyone else is the bad guy she's too cute and sweet
I've wanked to the bath pics before
redpill me on wanking
thought you were clever pruning your own thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgsiNTviDnE
>>27730Cracky is a genius
Just stepped outside to smoke a bowl and thought about you :)
did you hear about the woman who had sex with 100 men in 1 day?
that's not a joke, it's something that happened recently.
cracky would NEVER
Cracky would stop at 99
>>27734I can fap to that
>>27735I can fap to that
mood:
your mood is a prostitute?
>>27743my mood is bad, and THAT prostitute is just an image I felt like looking at
oh, so your mood is how the prostitute feels before she drowns it out with drugs and alcohol
in other words, you feel like a prostitute because you've been sucking anonymous cocks at the glory hole and you do it for free
fuck i got roasted i'm leaving now
...
grand dadflintstones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSxnv1_J2g
playing this in the car everyone singing being merry and CRACKY upset demanding to turn it off
a song about me and CRACKY. this song makes me think of her.
Here I amRock you like a Cracky-chan
>>27749me on the left cracky on the right
>>27753 damn that's a good postI wish I could make good postspost a comment in this webzone if you know how to make good posts
The best posts have the n word in them. They sometimes have cracky boobs
is there an AI that can tell me what the N word is, they all refuse to tell me what it is
nani
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a NIGGER
(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts)
2024 DAY 349 (2023 DAY 714 / 2022 DAY 1079 / 2021 DAY 1444 / 2020 DAY 1809)
wow I really messed up the day counter and nobody even mentioned it
maybe I should pretend I messed it up on purpose as a test to see if you were paying attention
but that would be lying
Stay in your lane
>>27759nobody cares
>lane
Olivia Fields should stay in her lane
bitches don't know about olivia fields
This is from Bumfuck, TN just recently.
I told you, beford it was even cool.
They're coming for ceaxksy.
https://www.tiktok.com/@somecomedian/video/7448129286143347998?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7433448704395216417
It's so ogre. We had a good run but it's ogre
what is going on I've been so sad the last two days my eyes keep tearing up like I want to full blown cry
>>27768
Yes they're coming to get Cracky. They won't stop flying, blinking cars unless we hand over Cracky
I can't look at TikTok because it thinks I'm in India even though I'm not in India, I've never been to India, I'm nowhere near India
anyone claiming I'm in India is a damn evil liar
tomorrow is a new day to love cracky never stop loving cracky
27777 is coming up, I'm going to let someone else have this one, I want to see what the community is capable of
>>27773 no
fuk u
it is time, let's see it
Why do cops have aids? Is it because they have to get fucked in the ass to get the job, or did they get aids from the vaccine, too?
>>27777 nice quads bro
>>27777good dubs
They don't own The Sky Queen CRACKYThey don't own The Sky Queen CRACKYThey don't own The Sky Queen CRACKY
The Alex Drones Show
2024 DAY 350 (2023 DAY 715 / 2022 DAY 1080 / 2021 DAY 1445 / 2020 DAY 1810)
there was a female 15-year-old school shooter in Wisconsin apparently
but she died
the fuzz got her
does this make you think about CRACKY?
>>27782absolutely not no way Jose.
2024 DAY 351 (2023 DAY 716 / 2022 DAY 1081 / 2021 DAY 1446 / 2020 DAY 1811)
this really says a lot about society does it not
also the school was named "Abundant Life", how ironic is that?
try finger but hole
It's Christmas time in Essex A time for joy and cheer so shut your mouth or I'll punch you out it's the best time of the year
>>27782>>27785Yes. I'd absolutely like to shoot some kids up inside of Cracky's uterus.
the shooter was Natalie Rupnow
when I heard the name this is what I thought:
"you should Rup yourself... NOW!"
Unironically hot, I could have fixed her (with my penis) but now it's too late
>>27793many such cases
her manifesto was all like "durr there are no good men" um hello she obviously never met ME
>>27795oh well her loss I guess
current plan: infiltrate "femcel" movement to identify potential female school shooters, and then try to bang them
update I found the femcels and have started studying their memes, this makes me think of CRACKY
they call us "moids", that's really hurtful, how would they feel if we called them "foids", maybe we should
2024 DAY 353 (2023 DAY 718 / 2022 DAY 1083 / 2021 DAY 1447 / 2020 DAY 1812)
according to science, a 35-year-old woman's "body count" should be around 9 (median) or 16 (mean)
the mean and median being so far apart indicates that there are some real sluts out there messing up the stats
but Olivia is hopefully still at 0, right? or at least in the single-digits?
>>27800is the number of different guys the "body count" or the number of times?
how many times can you have sex with the same person? usually couples say "we had sex" so it just takes one time to have sex
instead of "body count" they should call it "bootie count"
"bootie" vs "booty" what are your thoughts
booty 1bootie 0
there's a song that goes like:
dance, too much booty in the pantsdance, too much booty in the pantsdance, too much booty in the pantsdance dance dance dance
>>27793
Why did she say there are no good men if she looked like one? Or maybe that's why she knew there weren't any good men because she included herself.
>>27810Mk Ultra programming mind control
"durr she looks like a man"
okay and you look like a bitch
this is called the "yes, and" technique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes,_and...
haha yes
Why can't Cracky follow all this?
15-year-old school shooter Natalie Rupnow was e-dating a middle-aged man who was arrested today
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME
he probably saw her boobs and now the FBI has the pics and those assholes NEVER share
>>27812
She's a man. It makes you gay.
people who say "she looks like a man" always look like this
people say Cracky looks like a man, I guess we're all homos except for the ladies
Steam girl is back!
>>27826 I dunno she kinda looks like a MAN
see how rude that is
it costs zero dollars to be nice
imagine if they actually charged money for being nice like if you say "thank you" you pay a $1 fine
if you were poor you'd have to constantly shout racial slurs in order to avoid fees you can't afford
"Hello, this is a random racism inspection, say the N word or pay a $10 fine"
but then the inspector gets a fine for saying "hello"
2024 DAY 354 (2023 DAY 719 / 2022 DAY 1084 / 2021 DAY 1448 / 2020 DAY 1813)
if Cracky originated from Reddit instead of 4chan, do you think that instead of saying "she's so fucking cute and sweet" we'd be saying "she's so heckin wholesome keanu chungus"?
why, or why not?
I wish she was here so I could tell her what a bimbo whore she is and that she's only good for sex and share her around with my circle of wife fuckers
hide your daughter, M.C. Vagina's gonna rape her
that's what the headline of the newspaper says
>>27837 if she originated on reddit she would have been a generic reddit prostitute and therefore would still be posting on reddit to feed her drug addiction from being a literal prostitute who hates herself and wants to die
oh cracky where art thou
THE STEAM GIRL girl
>>27827
I didn't notice her reddish knees before now.Is that how her battle station was paid for?
5 more days until Christmas I'm looking at you Cracky
Nobody really is stopping Cracky's evil now... When the CIA is busy with the Drone aliensDo they?
Doctor Wheatley, I'm CIA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQeHeWT9y4
What a thrillWith DOCTOR PAVEL and CIA through the nightWhat a thrillI'm CRASHING and I'll NOTHING, I SAID NOTHINGWhat a FEAR in my heartBut you're A BIG GUY!I give my PLANENot for PAVEL, but FOR YOU (Snake Eater)In my FLYING PLAN I'VE JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY there'll be ME, MY MAN, DOCTOR PAVEL HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOUCrime, it's the way I FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT (Snake Eater)I'm still in a PLANE, BANE EaterSomeday IF I PULLED THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE,And someday IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL,It's ordeal, the trial WITH NO SURVIVORSFor the day THE FIRE RISES...
TodoketeSetsunasa ni wa namae wo tsukeyou ka "BANE...? halation"Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu niKuyashii kedo suki tte junjouBinetsu no naka tamerattemo dame da neTobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!!
I'm still in a dream, SNOW EaterI'm still in a dream, BANE Eater
YOU'RE A BIG BOSSFOR YOU
2024 DAY 355 (2023 DAY 720 / 2022 DAY 1085 / 2021 DAY 1449 / 2020 DAY 1814)
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
the (((Jews))) are manipulating the blueberry market for nefarious purposes, Google "blueberry inflation" to learn what they don't want you to know
>>27852
If crCky ever pulls this shit again I'm murdering both her and the nigger
>>27852meanwhile BLOCKBUSTER calling asking why she isn't at work!
>>27857BECAUSE blockbuster is closed obviously
>>27852This is why blocbuster went bankrupt. Also AIDS in all of Oxford town
