THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

God, I love Cracky and the Roffs.

>>27938 well I HATE THEM!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssBJR_UY5I

mutual masturbation with HER

2025 DAY 2 (2024 DAY 368 / 2023 DAY 733 / 2022 DAY 1098 / 2021 DAY 1463 / 2020 DAY 1829)

Cracky on the schoolbus (not AI) (actual photo) (REAL)

my life is exactly like a bad script written by sadists, or a simulation constructed by ai gathered a central intelligence agency

Post the bathtub pics including the one with dem tiddies

2025 DAY 3 (2024 DAY 369 / 2023 DAY 734 / 2022 DAY 1099 / 2021 DAY 1464 / 2020 DAY 1830)

>>27945 who do you work for? CIA? FBI? NSA? ATF? KGB? KKK? BLM? DHS? DEA? NIH? CDC? MI5? MI6? MI7?

WHO?

GREEN

RIP

it's not going to feel the same without her

I'll just leave this here...

>>27946
People who work don't need this website

not the j-word

https://steamcommunity.com/app/3146520/discussions/0/4635988093614246495/

2025 DAY 4 (2024 DAY 370 / 2023 DAY 735 / 2022 DAY 1100 / 2021 DAY 1465 / 2020 DAY 1831)

the Tiktok kids have started referring to Israel as "Isnotreal", that's terrible, I support the existence of Israel... so do you, right? Dear reader? I haven't heard you explicitly say you support the existence of Israel lately. That's kinda sus.

>>27955
hey bignose

2025 DAY 5 (2024 DAY 371 / 2023 DAY 736 / 2022 DAY 1101 / 2021 DAY 1466 / 2020 DAY 1832)

post a comment in this webzone if you acknowledge Israel's right to exist

butts are gross

>>27958 you need to get a bidet

I need a Cracky mommy girlfriend

2025 DAY 6 (2024 DAY 372 / 2023 DAY 737 / 2022 DAY 1102 / 2021 DAY 1467 / 2020 DAY 1833)

how much would you pay for a small Cracky?

Cracky's pussy is the devil!

>>27944
me too, with a double dose of Forrest Gump without Jenny or the money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XN6vHMT4Y

>>27955
FYI the conspiracy crowd has been doing that since b4 the internet.

Every generation thinks they discovered sex.

I've never thought I discovered sex

Sex: The Undiscovered Country

>>27970
that joke would make more sense if it was a plantet...URanus.

GET IT? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL8AGX3-z2s

>>27942

I myself have experienced this:

One Saturday evening when I came from Ransta, they dropped me off at the main building. When I walked below the window of the library, I looked up and thought I saw the shadow of a person who stood and looked at me and who then moved away from the window.

The place is always alerted after 22 so if someone had been in there, the alarm would have gone off and the security company would have come, but nothing like that happened. I know it was Saturday night and I wasn't completely sober, but I'm almost certain it was a cracky I saw.

>22

Europeon detected

I think it's funny how British people refer to their women as "slags" like slag heap

'Smite the Semite'.
This means Cracky.

2025 DAY 7 (2024 DAY 373 / 2023 DAY 738 / 2022 DAY 1103 / 2021 DAY 1468 / 2020 DAY 1834)

I'm worried that some LIAR might be telling Cracky that I don't support Israel's right to exist, and that's why she hasn't been talking to me lately.

Do not lie to Cracky, this is your only warning

Pic related, the hammer is a symbol of your skull being crushed if you keep lying to Cracky about me

bang bang crackwell silverhammer

schwillyhammer

Is Crackly too old for a Chatur bate account?

>>27985 in your mind is she there for the chat or the bate?

2025 DAY 8 (2024 DAY 374 / 2023 DAY 739 / 2022 DAY 1104 / 2021 DAY 1469 / 2020 DAY 1835)

from Cracky's reddit account

"kamehameha"
~me, to Cracky

>>27987 i follow her reddit account and that's not on it

miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

There's nothing after Earth.
Nocheeky soul trap, no Heaven nor Hell anything.
Statistically you're born again as a fully brown super smelly Jeet, Kek.
Cracky died æeons ago Desu Kek.

2025 DAY 9 (2024 DAY 375 / 2023 DAY 740 / 2022 DAY 1105 / 2021 DAY 1470 / 2020 DAY 1836)

time is a flat circle

>time is a flat circle

okay?

>>27997

>he doesn't know

28KGET

(why does this sound like a slur)

fucking kaggots

oh my god it's real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagot

whenever someone says "bottom surgery" it makes me think they're having something done to their butthole

>>28002

>derives the term cagot from the Latin caco-deus, caco meaning "false, bad, deceitful", and deus meaning "god", due to a belief that Cagots were descended from the Alans and followed Arianism and not Cracky.

>>28007
who is this sexy man in the image?

CRACKY funk me!

2025 DAY 10 (2024 DAY 376 / 2023 DAY 741 / 2022 DAY 1106 / 2021 DAY 1471 / 2020 DAY 1837)

this makes me think about her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OApPvjJr4BY

The spamfilter won't let me rely the latest massage from Bull Gayts to all the vaxxxies. Thank you spamfilter. Valuable SCYENTIFIC talk is cut off leading to sickness and death

it's going to be so sad when he dies like the end of an era

2025 DAY 11 (2024 DAY 377 / 2023 DAY 742 / 2022 DAY 1107 / 2021 DAY 1472 / 2020 DAY 1838)

>>28009 wow that's rude, I doubt she does stuff like that, pic unrelated (or IS IT?)

Hi. I wrote this song

C G
Peepee goes in peepee
and pee pee goes in poo poo
Peepee goes in peepee
and pee pee goes in poo poo
Poo poo goes in loo loo
and poo poo goes on dedicated shitting street
and pee pee goes in pee pee
And pee pee goes in poo poo

D4 bad, D4 dogshit

me and cracky

>>28020
guess which one is cracky

SHE IS A WITCH, I learned it by reading her breasts

do you ever feel guilty about having seen underage boobs (I don't)

i didn't see her boobs

>>28013
Your garden snake will never reach his level

>>28025 if you're telling the truth I feel sad for you but I suspect you're probably trolling

tell me more, did you intentionally avoid seeing her naked underage breasts or did you simply never have the opportunity?

I'm not sure which is worse

imagine a Crackyfag Civil War between two factions, Have Seen The Breasts and Have Not Seen The Breasts

but then the Have Not Seen The Breasts faction breaks into civil war between the Wants To See The Breasts faction and the Does Not Want To See The Breasts faction

so then you have a three-way civil war

but then the Has Seen The Breasts faction splits into the Regrets Seeing The Breasts faction and the Does Not Regret Seeing The Breasts faction

then you have a 4-way civil war:

1. Regrets Seeing The Breasts Faction (subfaction of Has Seen The Breasts Faction)
2. Does Not Regret Seeing The Breasts Faction (subfaction of Has Seen The Breasts Faction)
3. Wants To See The Breasts Faction (subfaction of Has Not Seen The Breasts Faction)
4. Does Not Want To See The Breasts Faction (subfaction of Has Not Seen The Breasts Faction)

also there's a secret 5th faction, the Pretends To Have Seen The Boobs But Actually Hasn't Faction, but they pose as members of one of the Has Seen The Breasts subfactions

and maybe even there's a secret 6th faction, Has Seen The Breasts But Pretends Not To Have Faction, which poses as members of one of the Has Not Seen The Breasts subfactions

so we're looking at a potential 6-way civil war, wouldn't that be crazy?

but what about blind people, should they have their own Literally Cannot Ever See The Breasts Faction?

I think that "Does Not Want To See The Breasts" would probably ally with "Regrets Seeing The Breasts"

but also, "Regrets Seeing The Breasts" would probably absorb "Wants To See The Breasts" by SHOWING THEM THE BREASTS

DOES SHE DRINK TEA??

2025 DAY 12 (2024 DAY 378 / 2023 DAY 743 / 2022 DAY 1108 / 2021 DAY 1473 / 2020 DAY 1839)

>>28033 I don't know, do you drink tea, do you WANT her to drink tea, would it make you happy?

>>28034 isn't that the same meme as this

time is indeed a flat circle

I'll poop into your butt hole, and you'll poop it back into mine, and we'll keep going back and forth with the same poop. Forever. ))<>((".

>isn't that the same meme as this
>time is indeed a flat circle

>>28023
There's no such thing as underaged boobs.
Then she would be -1 yo or less.
Do you even exist then??
No you don't.

>>28039
Kek. Do young naïve fags really have a 'today I will' phase?
Roflmfalo even.

Me and not CRACKY

Does CRACKY make good fudge?

I'd like to plan a trip to England someday and try her fudge.

I SAID I WANT TO EAT HER FUDGE

>time is a flat circle

>>28046 THIS IS MY BRAIN ON CRACKY

me n cracky

2025 DAY 13 (2024 DAY 379 / 2023 DAY 744 / 2022 DAY 1109 / 2021 DAY 1474 / 2020 DAY 1840)

this makes me think of her, are you powerful enough to help CRACKY?

2025 DAY 14 (2024 DAY 380 / 2023 DAY 745 / 2022 DAY 1110 / 2021 DAY 1475 / 2020 DAY 1841)

this is the perfect metaphor for Cracky, she says she's lonely and yet, here we stand

so lonely that you cry all over the floor :(

>>28053
this really says a lot about society

Haha Yes!

Me my homies and CRACKY

>>28030
irrelevant, even the pictures of her bewbs are old enough to vote now.

I'm 37 and haven't fapped in four days it's over I no longer have a sex drive

Repent

I'm having an etiffany

I don't have any tea it's unironically over

>>28068
it's over AF

2025 DAY 15 (2024 DAY 381 / 2023 DAY 746 / 2022 DAY 1111 / 2021 DAY 1476 / 2020 DAY 1842)

>>28060 wow that really is a metaphor for CRACKY

This is my brain on Cracky

2025 DAY 16 (2024 DAY 382 / 2023 DAY 747 / 2022 DAY 1112 / 2021 DAY 1477 / 2020 DAY 1843)

imagine a game called Capture The Cracky

we would need a field to play it on

perhaps we could play it on the Olivia field

imagine you and your mates are playing capture the flag but with olivia and one team cums in her and wins and then just for funsies the other team cums in her too

imagine you had a dream that that you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

>>28075
>>28076
>>28077
Fields...really nigger???

It's not real,

but don't get all hung up about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp6Wc9IQ1w0

this image reminds me of a beach boys album cover or something

>>28079
Or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgfYlmM0o2c

>>28081
hey that's my mouth! that's my mouth!!

i SExually identify as Cracky's sex partner and soulmate and husband/wife

The Ninth Gate is a 1999 neo-noir horror thriller film directed, produced, and co-written by Roman Polanski. An international co-production between the United States, Portugal, France, and Spain, the film is loosely based upon Arturo Pérez-Reverte's 1993 novel The Club Dumas. The film stars Johnny Depp as a dealer of rare books who is tasked with authenticating a 17th-century book that, if used correctly, can summon the Devil.

Dean Corso, a New York City rare book dealer, is hired by wealthy collector Boris Balkan. Balkan has acquired a copy of The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, a book by 17th-century author Aristide de Torchia said to be able to summon the Devil. Torchia is alleged to have written the book in collaboration with the Devil, and only three copies survived when he and his works were burned for heresy. Balkan believes only one of the three is authentic and wants Corso to inspect the other two to determine which one. During his travels, Corso comes into contact with a mysterious woman ("The Girl") who appears to be following him.

Corso interviews Liana Telfer, the widow of Andrew Telfer who sold Balkan The Nine Gates shortly before killing himself. Telfer later seduces Corso, hoping he will sell the book to her. After they have sex, and he refuses to sell, she attacks him, and knocks him unconscious. The next day, Corso goes to a bookseller he had entrusted the book to and finds him hanged in his store like an engraving in The Nine Gates. Corso retrieves the book and travels to Toledo, Spain, to speak to the Ceniza Brothers, book restorers who owned Balkan's copy before the Telfers. The two show him that, of the book's nine engravings, only six are signed "AT"; the other three are signed "LCF" for Lucifer.

Corso travels to Sintra, Lisbon, Portugal, and meets with Victor Fargas who owns a copy of The Nine Gates. Corso finds that three different engravings in his copy are signed "LCF", and the engravings signed this way have subtle differences from those signed "AT". Corso relays his findings to Balkan and Balkan orders him to acquire Fargas' copy. The next day the Girl takes Corso to see Fargas, who has been drowned; Corso retrieves Fargas's burnt copy from the fireplace and finds the three "LCF" engravings torn out. Corso goes to Paris, France, to investigate the third copy owned by Baroness Kessler. Wary of Corso and knowing he is employed by Balkan, she refuses him. Corso is attacked while walking outside only to be saved by The Girl who exhibits seemingly supernatural powers. Corso hides Balkan's book in his hotel room and tells Kessler about the "LCF" engravings, proposing that each copy has three that together make an authentic set of nine. Intrigued, Kessler allows Corso to look at her copy. Corso is attacked, and the Baroness is strangled to death and her library set on fire. Corso returns to his hotel and discovers Balkan's copy is missing, probably stolen by Liana.

The Girl and Corso track Liana to her family's ancestral manor where a Satanic cult are conducting a ritual using Balkan's book. Balkan interrupts the ceremony, takes his copy back, and strangles Liana to death as the rest of the members run away in fear. Corso abandons the Girl, presuming she was working for Balkan, and pursues Balkan but loses him when his car breaks down. Corso finds a clue in Kessler's belongings that directs him to a remote castle, where Balkan is preparing to summon the Devil using the nine "LCF" engravings. He subdues Corso and forces him to watch as he performs the ritual; it apparently works and grants Balkan power and immunity to harm, and he immolates himself to demonstrate and attempt to convince a still skeptical Corso. However, the ritual seemingly fails and Balkan begins to scream in pain from the flames engulfing his body. Corso eventually frees himself, retrieves the engravings and shoots Balkan to end his torment. Sitting in Balkan's car, Corso is startled by the Girl, and she kisses him. The two are then shown having passionate sex on the ground while backlit by the burning castle. The Girl's face and eyes seem to change as she writhes astride Corso in a state of crazed bliss.

After, as the two are traveling, the Girl explains Balkan's ritual did not work because the ninth engraving was forged. When they stop for gasoline she vanishes, but leaves Corso a note sending him to the Ceniza brothers. At their shop, Corso finds they have vanished and the shop is being cleaned out. As workmen remove a large bookcase, a dust-covered paper floats down from the top. This is the authentic engraving, which depicts a woman who resembles the Girl riding atop a dragon-like beast in front of the castle at dawn. Corso, now with all nine authentic engravings in his possession, returns to the castle. The gates open on their own and emit a powerful bright light as Corso walks through, taking the journey through the Ninth Gate.

2025 DAY 17 (2024 DAY 383 / 2023 DAY 748 / 2022 DAY 1113 / 2021 DAY 1478 / 2020 DAY 1844)

I had a dream about young man who was told by a fortune teller that he would die because of a cat

So he spent his entire life avoiding cats, he even played it safe and avoided CT scans at the hospital and anything even vaguely cat-related

He lived to old age but eventually became terminally ill and opted for euthanasia

They hooked him up to a computer and gave him instructions on how to initiate the euthanasia procedure

Perhaps the fortune teller was wrong, he thought

The euthanasia instructions told him to create two text files containing certain text to confirm his consent and then run the following command: cat consent1.txt consent2.txt | ./euthanasia (followed by some additional arguments which the spam filter doesn't like)

He typed the command and as he died he realized that he did in fact die because of a cat

I'm not really sure what to think about this

What do you think?

>>28085
was it because of a black cat?

is this legitimate?

https://open.spotify.com/track/4wR1manEtyETofrJ2nodrF?si=XRUJ2nv4RF6tgLqPUh22_A

2025 DAY 18 (2024 DAY 384 / 2023 DAY 749 / 2022 DAY 1114 / 2021 DAY 1479 / 2020 DAY 1845)

insert boilerplate here, this is a metaphor for CRACKY, this makes me think about her, me & Cracky, this really says a lot about society etc etc blah blah does it even matter what I say here

me on my way to crackys

>>28087

>legit

Yeah, I'm sure they won't ask you for anything you're not willing to lose.

Me n Cracky

What does H5180 mean?

>>28099 https://sampleh5180.deadjournal.com/profile

WE DID IT REDDIT

https://illwiki.com/dom5/ulm-la

found the nation I want to play

>>28106
these guys are cool and refined. they're basically the dark souls of dominions imo.

>>28107
addendum: but with vampires

>>28108

>vampires

you mean jews, it can't be avoided.

>>28105
PR stunt for Trump just like the Iranian hostages for Reagan back in 80. I wouldn't worry about it, besides it's not like you can't use it with a VPN, srsly ban evasion should be trivial for any Crackyfag.

I want a Jewish Vampire Countess girlfriend

DAMN YOU TRUMP

we had one day of peace

not even a full day

but it was a good day

I've never once been on tik tok

I have an email and steam account that's all.

..and a Cracky account

Your vulva, the horn,
The Boat of Heaven
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
Your untilled land lies fallow.

As for me, Inanna,
I will plow your vulva.
I will plow your high field.
I will station the ox there.

wait why are we talking about tik tok those motherfuckers have done it again

2025 DAY 19 (2024 DAY 385 / 2023 DAY 750 / 2022 DAY 1115 / 2021 DAY 1480 / 2020 DAY 1846)

do you believe that Cracky is pro-tiktok or anit-tiktok?

>>28118

>why?

people want what they can't have, duh.

I don't want it because I can have it because a simple ban wouldn't stop me. I simply don't like the format, it's tarded, but it is at least their shit's not all fucked up like reddit.

2025 DAY 20 (2024 DAY 386 / 2023 DAY 751 / 2022 DAY 1116 / 2021 DAY 1481 / 2020 DAY 1847)

this Cracky when think you remind like look about?? when the Olivia

when she nut but you keep suckin

when she suck but you keep nuttin

when she you but nut suck keepin

would you like to pet cracky's pussy?

just the thought of being in the same room as a naked vagina makes me nauseous

I hate that some people here have lain with women IRL, that's so gross

>>28127
how you be nuttin when she aint sucked nuttin?

pussie.com

Young Crack, there's no need to feel down
I said, young Crack, pick yourself off the ground

My girl's, my girl's deeick
I said, my girl's, my girl's deeick

>>28127 only one of them was slightly gross. it comes down to quality over quantity. also stick with the 16-18 year olds (though these days that's not nearly as much an indicator of quality). there are new, fresh 16 year olds to choose from every year.

isn't tiktok kind of how i started jerking off to dell belfiend? wasnt she on tiktok or something and i started jerking off to her a lot?

and bonbibonkers

he just names (((them)))

How do I get a cartoon gf?

The Bitch Queen Cracky

>>28136
I know this might sound a bit crazy, but have you tried using a pencil or even digital ink, or hell having the AI do it for you?

Wishing for a thing is not enough, you must will it into existence through action...however feeble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAIyeTc5Qs

lol

password manager generated "6jZ6SkB5KME9dNGfKiKE", is it trying to tell me something?

I didn't actually use the password for anything I just generated another one

they just released Via Getty from jail

>>28138

It's not that I need to generate a cartoon gf. They already exist. Someone already created them. It's more like how can I be sure that this cartoon gf loves me?

>>28147

>love me

Niggerwhat?
IT IS A CARTOON, A THING, IT DOESN'T FEEL ANYTHING.

the Jews did this

>>28149
The oven is where they belong.

>>28148
Kek. Why would they put them on TV then if they can't reason? Why would they let them talk if they got nothing to say?

>>28152
r u srs rite now?
for funsies

look I don't say this to just anybody, but forget about 2dgirls or 3dpds and just get yourself a fleshlight and call it what it is, the best you can probably do besides an hero.

>>28153
Once you cross the barrier, you learn by observing your relationship with your soul and its Creator. To

Sp filter won't let me explain so your nugger brain understands.

chicken nugger?

2025 DAY 21 (2024 DAY 387 / 2023 DAY 752 / 2022 DAY 1117 / 2021 DAY 1482 / 2020 DAY 1848)

How would you handle this situation?

The person who sent this appears to be of the cult of Yeshua, the INSANE CRIMINALS who believe that Jesus Christ created the universe

she must think I'm one of them but I'm no sicko, I serve the queen of the sky!

Should I report her? Or send her Cracky pics to try to convert her?

"beep"
~smoke alarm in a black person's house

imagine being a smoke detector in a black household, KNOWING that you're going to die slowly and painfully over the course of several months and no matter how much you scream nobody is ever coming to help you

why does somebody keep posting illegal materials on this board (and all the other boards apparently)

maybe you don't see it because it usually gets deleted pretty quickly

BUT THEY KEEP DOING IT

don't they know that crime is illegal?

it's elong must

2025 DAY 22 (2024 DAY 388 / 2023 DAY 753 / 2022 DAY 1118 / 2021 DAY 1483 / 2020 DAY 1849)

Cracky when she finds out people are posting illegal stuffs in her temple

Cracky (my senpai): "ara ara~"
Me: "chotto matte"

(not sure if daijobu)

Goddamit I CAME again and now I feel like SHIT

>>28158

>created the universe
>universe
>singular

We live in a sea of infinite universes and realities and while I'm sure that in at least one of them, you might possibly have a shot at getting some pussy, sadly it's not this universe, re-roll at your leisure, if you must.

>>28171
good goyim

>We live in a sea of infinite universes and realities

and yet here you are

Anyone got that old Mario and Yoshi sex comic?

>>28173

>here you are

where ever you go, there you are.

>>28175
yep

sea of infinite planets and galaxies and universes and here we are unable to separate ourselves

Me and Cracky

>>28177
Imagine a reality where Crackydopplegangers do science...and are smug about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6zCfMAZOiM

Cracky's such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y

>>28183
Notice they didn't put out a guide for redheads 'cause that's just crazy talk.

>>28183
Oh hey, guess who got a pardon, maybe that guide could come in handy after all.

my father used to say "I wouldn't wear that shirt to a nigger rodeo"

it meant "I do not like the shirt"

"this ain't my first nigger rodeo"
~me at my second nigger rodeo

have you ever seen a black man riding a horse IRL, why or why not?

I've never been to a nigger rodeo but I've been to desegregated rodeos and horse shows, almost everybody was white but not everybody so I've PROBABLY seen a black man riding a horse IRL but it didn't leave a strong enough impression on me to really remember.

>>28188

>Riding

but not stealing the horse?
Does Blazing Saddles count or Django, count?

i'm finally getting to that point where i just watch naked girls without touching myself i feel like a real man

>>28193
That just means you've fried your serotonin receptors, if you keep at it eventually the damage becomes permanent and you'll have chemically neutered yourself without chemicals using only the power of your hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00Q7xx-s

>>28194
i think it's because i've been sick and the last time i wanked i had the WORST day

>>28194
i'd fuck the shit out of this bitch

i'm a sick duck i like my duck sucked

gosh anon you're such a loser

I'm in love with a duck. No bully, plz.

Also me and Cracky.

(

I'm astral sexing with Cracky almost every night niw.

On a cocktail of vintage (pre-US legalisatikn) absinthe, adderall and kabballah meditation (refrom Jewish non Crowley),

That hoe over there knows how to milk a proper ghost cick knowmesayn?

2025 DAY 23 (2024 DAY 389 / 2023 DAY 754 / 2022 DAY 1119 / 2021 DAY 1484 / 2020 DAY 1850)

does this make you think about her? why or why not?

Cracky-chan is gone and my life in withers
CRACKY IS GONE AND MY LIFE IN WITHERS

me n cracky

It's over Trumps a retarded orange nigger.

>>28207 to avoid slurs you could say "Neurodivergent Orange African-American" instead

although Elon Musk is the actual African-American

me to Elon Musk

when I found out trump is just giving 500 billion dollars to the democrats his 4th day in office I lost my shit

i hate this world so much i hate my family i hate the government i hate the people i hate this country i hate the tech companies i hate the social media i hate the press i hate the media

i hate the television i hate the phone companies i hate the websites i hate the internet

i hate my body i hate myself

i hate the humans i hate the ai

i hate my friends mostly because i don't have any but if i did i wuld probably hate them too

i hate the antichrist i hate the planets i hate the universe i hate other galaxies

i hate the stars

i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate my steam friend

i hate the fucking moon fuck the sstupid ass moon fuck you

i hate anime fuck anime

i hate faggots

i hate druggies i hate alcoholics

i hate fat orange niggers

i hate consumerism i hate capitalism

everything is terrible

i hate manchildren

i hate insincere fake ass selfish people

i hate chain smokers that do nothing but smoke all day and smell like shit

i hate loud noises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4

THAT'S YOU THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND

2025 DAY 24 (2024 DAY 390 / 2023 DAY 755 / 2022 DAY 1120 / 2021 DAY 1485 / 2020 DAY 1851)

wow somebody's really going through it

when you're sad just close your eyes and think of CRACKY

unless your depression is caused by CRACKY in which case I guess you're "S.O.L."

this was in one of her photobuckets under the name "cheer_up_by_larkin_art.jpg"

why is it called "cheer_up"? I dunno, post a comment in this webzone if you have any ideas

i HATE peter pan

will Slutchan be joining Reddit in banning links to X.com?

I'm convinced he's the devil that's how he survived that assassination attempt and all the others

you know that song "have yourself a very merry Christmas"

WHAT IF instead it was "have yourself a very negro Christmas"

what if instead of making another warning Putin actually did something

is that what they do in Russia give people unlimited warnings

I'm a coomer

I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother

I'm a simp I'm a coomer I'm a chud I'm a gooner

why is nobody talking about this

because its dumb and nobody cares

why does nobody ever talk about the THUG problem

the hug problem

people are going without hugs

>"HE WASN'T HUGGED ENOUGH AS A CHILD!"

Go on now to the lake of fire with you.

you're irredeemable you've been branded

>>28246 how would you feel if someone said you were dumb and nobody cared about you?

>>28253
i wouldn't care because i hate them

do you think it's cool not to care about things

>>28255
i don't care if it's cool

Me and Cracky

why is nobody talking about tom green being a Jew

cracky-chan is gone and my life is abysmal dogshit

Pick your'es a waifu

2025 DAY 25 (2024 DAY 391 / 2023 DAY 756 / 2022 DAY 1121 / 2021 DAY 1486 / 2020 DAY 1852)

this almost made me think of her, except the nipples part, because we already know, so we have no need to ask her

IYKYK

i don't know what color they are

>>28270

>a blank image

TEST MESSAGE https://x.com/

>>28273 why has this site not banned X links???

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/50-reddit-communities-ban-x-links-protest-musk-rcna188719

fucking bitch cracky owes me centuries of sex

big black cracky

big black crackies

operation big black cracky

what are you chuds been cooking

me and cracky

PLEASE CRACKY CAN I CUM NOW?!

>intentionally long audible farting noises

>>28284
THIS IS sean connery now?

Cracky's nipples are pink. This must be proof that she's really white iinnit?

i like gray nipples

I know I masturbated today but I legitimately can't remember if I ejaculated or not

>>28262
Damn, Cracky got fat AF

What was found at the airport was a doll.
What Mosan put on display was a dead body.
Is it too late?

>>28289
-_- dude

their women are liches

2025 DAY 26 (2024 DAY 392 / 2023 DAY 757 / 2022 DAY 1122 / 2021 DAY 1487 / 2020 DAY 1853)

me & cracky

>>28295 the bones are their money

this is what i want to do to her

2025 DAY 27 (2024 DAY 393 / 2023 DAY 758 / 2022 DAY 1123 / 2021 DAY 1488 / 2020 DAY 1854)

look at this, I've received reports that someone is making memes implying Cracky should "DIE"

should I notify the cyber police or the state police?

>>28299
neither you should notify Interpol immediately

interpol = internet police?

>>28301
yeah okay

>>28303
yes.
the monotonous tone perfectly describes what it's like to love a goddess that sees you as something to scrape off the bottom of her shoe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoG1uITI-2k

you say, "should have" not "of" nobody says, "should of"

>>28306
NOBODY types should have, it's should've, you fossil.

>>28307
somewhere in ireland

It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock

It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock

does crakcy wanna watch me jork my peanuts?

where are >>28311 >>28312 >>28313

my headcanon is that they all said "It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock", this is based on pattern recognition

>>28317

It's with sadness that I must inform you that your assumption is erroneous.

I'm the very author of the post 'It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock'

>>28312 >>28313, as I vividly remember, both consisted of praise and/or appreciation of my post but whose verbatim formulas I'm no longer able to remember.

>>28314 on the other hand was a result of me mysteriously discovering the phrase 'It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock' still lingering in the comments field leading me to ruminate upon wheather I hadn't posted it already and subsequently clicking submit only to immediately discover I had indeed already posted it in >828311

The engima regarding why >>28312 >>28313 were deleted and by whom and why the text was able to still linger in the comment field after being posted must remain unresolved mysteries.

2025 DAY 28 (2024 DAY 394 / 2023 DAY 759 / 2022 DAY 1124 / 2021 DAY 1489 / 2020 DAY 1855)

It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my cock

PEE KING DUCK

remember PEE KING DUCK

(newfags won't get it)

newfags can't sinep

>>28320
Who's the newfag now?

my life's a comedy and yet nobody finds me likeably funny or funny they don't even laugh at me it's all just visceral hate

2025 DAY 29 (2024 DAY 395 / 2023 DAY 760 / 2022 DAY 1125 / 2021 DAY 1490 / 2020 DAY 1856)

>>28326 CRACKY loves you, is that not enough?

(picture possibly unrelated)

only oldfags will remember this

>>28329

>CRACKY loves you, is that not enough?

if that were true this would be enough

>>28331
A vague distant undefined sort of love? No. I'd rather live in her vitriolic hate, it is at least tangible.

I wanna suck her butt

2025 DAY 30 (2024 DAY 396 / 2023 DAY 761 / 2022 DAY 1126 / 2021 DAY 1491 / 2020 DAY 1857)

>>28330 Gulf Of Crackico

bleh i want to suck her butt

Cracky's holes are too Wide now because iff intensive Usage.
She can no longer provide Pleasure.
This site should therefore be terminated and their users too. Put out of tyeir kisery by Cyber Police.
Web hotel range ip banned. Web archive deleted.

>>28337small error it should be misery

Docker is such crap software

Mitt Romney in a pt cruiser driving off The Grandy Canyon

Blue Bonnet is not real butter;
YWNBARB

a very huge valentine's day coming up what are we getting her leave comments in the WebZone

>>28342 this Valentine's Day, It's very important now that CrACMY starts sucking my "pee king duck" if you know what I meme, post a comment in this webzone if you know this is what the refrance

>>28342 i;m thinking about giving her just my dick ON valentines HEH HE HEH

you're a piece of shit clone puppet

i can't post any cracky images duplicate files exist here.

Chinese cartoons and a smol pp

>>28350
i made this :)

My violence will be swift, my dominance will be unrelenting.

2025 DAY 31 (2024 DAY 397 / 2023 DAY 762 / 2022 DAY 1127 / 2021 DAY 1492 / 2020 DAY 1858)

>>28347 are you sure about that

>>28353
is this the laziest form of the day counter posting?

>>28354

>laziest

not even close

LOL

2025 DAY 32 (2024 DAY 398 / 2023 DAY 763 / 2022 DAY 1128 / 2021 DAY 1493 / 2020 DAY 1859)

CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY oh wait I didn't sleep yet so it doesn't count

or does it?

there's so much about the system I still don't know

to the window, to the wall 'til the sweat drop down her balls

3 Jeets outside mh window.

6.

9.

Jesus what can I do.

Not own A gun.

Hecwould come after me truedeu. With pen andcsword. And here's the bi,l my man. Pay or dlse. Yere my whitey. Pay oe else.

What else can we do. Jeets jeets dveryhere.

Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt.

>>28362 same energy

>>28367
same energy

is this Jupiter

Imagine this uggo smelling up the Room

>>28370 possible phoneposter spotted

>1200x2000

erm what the sigma

that feels suspiciously like a telephone resolution

when she bixxes in the nood

can we pretend that airplanes
in the night sky
are like shootin' stars
I could really use a
bix right nood
bix right nood
bix right nood

bix noodist

2025 DAY 33 (2024 DAY 399 / 2023 DAY 764 / 2022 DAY 1129 / 2021 DAY 1494 / 2020 DAY 1860)

this is a metaphor for how she abandoned us, oops, did I say abandoned, I meant to say she's testing our patience and our faith until the time is right for her to return, she is coming soon, it is not for us to know the day or the hour, knowing the year would be nice though

I was playing civ as Egypt and everything was going great until I founded my religion, and Islam was already taken, and I panicked and chose Hinduism and now I feel like my game is completely ruined but it's okay I think because it's online speed so 250 turns max but damn.

I fucked up by not zerg rushing islam as egypt

and no, it doesn't matter which religion you pick gameplay wise but still

i like carbonated beverages and i like pastas and noodles

and curry

hot wings too with ranch

i like cracky's boobies too

SHE showed me her boobies and I like them too!

(She didn't actually show me her boobies)

she showed ALL of us her boobies

>>28389
no the glowniggers did

she's not a slut either this board is a fallacy

>>28390 um it's currently Black History Month

you have 11 other months where you can say the N word as much as you want

it's only a 28-day month and you couldn't even make it to day 3

I want to see London I want to see France I NEED to see Cracky's underpants

>>28395 she showed you her breasts and you ask for more???

did you ever even say "thank you" for the boob pics?

>>28396
I NEED to suck on them

What are these boob pics everyone keeps talking about? I don't see them anywhere.

I NEED TO SUCK ON HER TITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I NEED to SUCK them!

humans are obsolete they're being replaced you're passed your expiration date etc.

>>28403
how can we even compete

I cooka the spaghetti

Spacracky and meatballs

>>28403

Mechaplapjack

>>28403
ASHAHAHAH

Cracky or a ps5

It's me, boy, I'm the PS5

Speaking to you inside your brain

L1sten to me boy

Leave the girl, we don't need her

Come with me and play my games

We'll have cowboy times in space

Do-do-do-do, yeah

You need me, boy, your free will is an illus

2025 DAY 34 (2024 DAY 400 / 2023 DAY 765 / 2022 DAY 1130 / 2021 DAY 1495 / 2020 DAY 1861)

"there's no such thing as Black Cracky"
~some fool

oh, hmm, looks like you were incorrect

>>28392
NIGGER, say it right or don't say it at all.

>>28424
Nappy-Chan!

ejeet

>blacks writing on their hand in black ink

shouldn't they use whiteout?

>>28423

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kvzdy1r07Q

the state I live in has no chance against a jeet invasion the mayors and governors would cave so fast and make the natives here poor and a slave class. they would sellout all their business and fire any white workers the males first followed by the female whites.

Lulz I don't even know what I'm saying

because I'm not saying anything I'm actually typing but I'm quoting my inner monologue but not using the quote feature

>Like this

I'm doing it right now.

samurai

the opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation

RUNE SHARD

imagine if there were usernames so you could tell schizoid A and schizoid B and schizoid C apart

it would kind of defeat the point though

anonymous legion

remember when we did not forget

remember when we remembered

2025 DAY 35 (2024 DAY 401 / 2023 DAY 766 / 2022 DAY 1131 / 2021 DAY 1496 / 2020 DAY 1862)

this reminds me of Cracky

because

if Cracky asked "MISS ME YET?"

I would have to answer in the affirmative

but she would have to appear to ask the question

in which case I would no longer miss her because she wouldn't be gone

so it's like a catch 22

many many years ago I knew a girl named Hunter Brandon, how weird is that, what are the odds

I wonder if she's still alive and what she thinks about all the stuff & things

what are you the Vatican?

>>28445

You should have married her and lived to see your shitcoin moon but no, of course you pussyshitted out and here you are now, poor like me and everybody else.

ALL I can speak is English how pathetic.
Does Cracky need more>? I don't think so.

what's the difference between 'quite regularly' and 'very often'

is it weird to still masturbate to your highschool yearbook

>>28453
masturbating is perfectly normal when you're single or never had sex before.

but like are there limits to what you should masturbate to

>>28455
well sure but old photographs of people you knew isn't that weird ya' know?

on a spectrum of things out there it's very tame believe me

i masturbated to a princess leia figurine before OKAY, OKAY

why would you masturbate to a yearbook when you can rape a living woman?

>>28459 I don't want to go to jail

the girls in my highschool yearbook are underage but it's not illegal because the pictures aren't pornographic

I was underage when they were underage so I feel like I have the moral authority to continue masturbating to the pictures

>>28461 that's not how it works

>>28462 you can't just say that you need to provide evidence

not going to stop masturbating to highschool yearbook unless someone makes a GOOD argument why I shouldn't

sometimes I think about looking up the hot girls from high school to see if they have hot daughters now, but I feel like it would be wrong, like crossing a line

I'm going to continue masturbating to underage photos of the hot girls I went to school with, but I'm NOT going to masturbate to their hot daughters, if they exist

I'm not even going to look if the daughters exist because IF the daughters exist and IF the daughters are hot, I'll probably end up masturbating to them

so it's better not to check

sounds like too much work

nothing worth doing is every easy

Did you make sure to fill Cracky up today?

did you FEEL HER up!

Soy face actually looks friendly and kinda cute
I know everyone makes loads of fun out of "nu-males" and use the Oriental condiment against them, but can we talk about how soy face actually makes men seem less threatening and not after sex, but a laugh and good time.

I've been having sex with this duck lately. Her asshole is super tight and that's good because my pp is small

>>28472
pics or it didn't happen

I love you Cracky you're the best girl ever! I LOVE you so much I want to hold you and squeeze you! pls be mine forever <333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs5_9-v5RM

>>28475
thoughts?

>>28475
pic unrelated

click the link

discuss

chicken caesar wraps

2025 DAY 36 (2024 DAY 402 / 2023 DAY 767 / 2022 DAY 1132 / 2021 DAY 1497 / 2020 DAY 1863)

the bad Crackies stay, the good Crackies go

>>28481 I want to nail this girl so hard

Every guy in the store wants to bang her

>>28473

>>28487
hng

CRACKY & ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lu3rNEo1jQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

>>28485 which one?

the Rothschilds are manipulating the blueberry market in order to control prices and enrich themselves

Google "blueberry inflation" to learn the truth

O cracky where art thou

SHE'S on fire!