THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

>her

implying that isn't a guy

oh boy, oh boy
that is Cracky alright
Yes sir,
Cracky in the flesh

>>2872

Toilet paper hoard, dead giveaway.

What even are the purpose of these images??
I constantly ask myself this.

she's fucking cute and sweet anon

just roll with it

I really wanna bully Cracky again. . .
You know something . . You really piss me off!

I just saged your thread.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your thread and on your chansluts account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

*Rudeness towards other slutters,

*Spreading incorrect information,

*Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the chansluts?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to chanslus PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on chansluts.com. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: chansluts is privilege, not a right.

>>2898

>get a load of this guy

pay attention kiddos, that is how you troll

Ah but it actually runs much deeper than that, for you see, I SAGED MY OWN THREAD.

Or did I? You have no idea! That's the beauty of it!

I think I speak for many when I say

... shut the fuck up.

Honestly. Who do you fucking trolls think you are? There is a miracle on this earth; it is that two worlds separated by nearly unimaginable distance can be brought together. From one world, a world that is bounded by the bone of a single living person's skull and a world that will die when that person takes their last breath, a thought will arise. Sometimes it will die where it was born, but sometimes, it can take on a new form, like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly, and this thought becomes symbols. Phonemes, pictorial images, letters on a screen or in a stream of text -- the forms are vastly diverse but they are all united by the fact that they are part of this miracle. And some of them will go unheard, but others will find a new world, entering through the ears or eyes, sometimes even the fingertips; in this new world they will once again take on the form of thought. Not identical to the form they once knew, but often so close that one's jaw should really drop that it could happen at all. This is the miracle, human communication, that between two worlds bounded by flesh and bone, visitors can travel back and forth, through mysterious transmutations and transmissions. This is the miracle, that sometimes human beings can understand each other when there is no logical reason they should be able to do something so amazing.

And here you fucking trolls are standing around saying, "Huh huh huh! I can break this! Look what a funny noise it make when it go smash! I break more thing for funny noise!" You repulsive clown. What the fuck made you think that people's goodwill, that their openness to new ideas, that their willingness to open up to the miracle, that the effort they make to listen to someone else and maybe understand them, was yours to steal and abuse and waste and vandalize? Do you steal from church poorboxes too, you ten-brain-celled troglodyte? Does some vague semblance of a cerebral process in that lonely void you call a brain think "It just there for taking, therefore is okay for Grogg to take and wipe bum on"? Because of you, every decent worthwhile person on K5 has to approach every single differing viewpoint with the caution, "Hmmmmm, is this a real, honest attempt to communicate from a real, honest person? Or is it Just Another Fucking Troll?" Very good, very good, you goddammed fucking clod, we can see what a fucking genius your trolling makes you, because you've managed to take a big smelly dump right in the middle of human communication. Yessir, taking a big smelly dump sure makes you a superior human being, you oh-so-witty troll. Hey, for an encore, why don't you find someone with an open wound, and take a whizz on it?

Just shut the fuck up. Go to someplace like Bounceme where you lamers all recognize that you're there for a circle-jerk. If you sniggering morons manage to entertain yourselves there with "hur hur, Grogg pretend to be angry with Grogg sock puppet!" at no one's expense of time and attention and energy but your own, fine. That's great. Stay there and have yourselves a fucking trolling orgy. But when you are among actual mature people who are actually looking for other people with new information and new viewpoints to impart, kindly do not pretend to be someone with information and opinions to impart if in fact all you intend to bring to the intellectual potluck is a big, fat, smelly dump that you took and in your oh-so-second-grade-sophisticated sense of humor labelled "chocolate". Instead, kindly shut the fuck up.

>>2907
tldr?

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everyone shut the fuckj up

>>2910 shut don't go up prices do now take my advice and shut up too