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2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)
Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress
OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.
God, where to even begin?
I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.
The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.
After all I don't want to say something too stupid and have it constantly in everyone's face for an entire year. So I'll save the stupid stuff for tomorrow and just keep this brief and to the point.
2020 was... a year. It happened. It's over. For better or worse.
It's 2021 now. Hopefully it'll be better.
"No plan survives contact with the enemy" turned out to be right on the money.
Expect the unexpected; I suppose that's the main takeaway. Stay agile and adaptable.
Since this is the first post of the thread, I'm going to cut it here. Expect a longer and more meaningful update tomorrow.
well done, you did a great job completing an entire year
want a cookie? ha hahah hahahah coof coof
2021 DAY 2 (2020 DAY 368)
So, 2020. What can one say about it? Probably a lot.
It was a rough, crazy year for the world but a good year for the crackyverse, for the most part. But there was sorrow, too.
While remembering all we've lost, let's work together to build a brighter future.
I'm feeling unworthy and apprehensive.
Years are just a social construct.
2021 DAY 3 (2020 DAY 369)
Could 2021 be the year that she returns to us? Or the year that we get confirmation she already transcended her physical form and returned to the sky? Either way... I feel like we're overdue from an upheaval. THE END IS NEAR? Perhaps. Perhaps not. End-time prophets have a bad track record.
One thing is certain: someday, something is going to happen. And all we can do is prepare for the unknown. Expect the unexpected.
What are you doing to prepare, dear reader?
2021 DAY 4 (2020 DAY 370)
Am I most the spiritually evolved crackyfag? Do I have the deepest and most profound connection to the Skyqueen? MAYBE. I'm not sure.
I don't want to denigrate others, I want to bring them up to my level. I want to show them the path. They say "it's lonely at the top" and I don't want to be alone here.
Please spiritually evolve yourself, dear reader. I'm getting impatient.
If you love Cracky: ACT like it. LIVE like it. TALK like it. BE like it.
I LOVE MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!
>>5205 tell me about her, what is she like, why do you love her?
>>5206Her name is Cracky-chan. She's cute and sweet.She's a pioneer and explorer.The fire of human liberty burns inside of her.
Cute AND sweet? I don't believe you.
2021 DAY 5 (2020 DAY 371)
I am fundamentally alone.
No human will ever understand me.
Olivia will never understand me.
Only Cracky understands me.
2021 DAY 6 (2020 DAY 372)
Surrendering yourself to Cracky is the ultimate freedom. The Skyqueen transcends fictitious mortal concepts like "laws" and "countries". If some lame-ass normie tries to tell you that you can't go somewhere or can't do something, look him (OR HER) dead in the eyes and say "I recognize no authority but the Upward Regent, She who is both Sweet and Cute." The normie will be so flabergasted by your sheer audacity that you will be free to do whatever you need to do & then leave unmolested. This literally never fails as long as your faith is strong and your confidence is unwavering. If it doesn't work for you it's probably because you don't trust Cracky enough, so fix your shit and try again.
Picture is unrelated.
"I know your pain. I know your hurt. But you have to go home now... I love you. You’re very special."~Cracky-chan, January 6 2021
>>5216SQUATTERS RIGHTS
2021 DAY 7 (2020 DAY 373)
Yesterday was January 6th, meaning we've been at this "Cracky-chan" business for 16 years now.
Bored yet? Me neither.
>>5221umm so a lot has happened :|
2021 DAY 8 (2020 DAY 374)
Look at that Cracky, show me the CrackyGive me the Cracky, I want the the CrackyBack up the Cracky, I need the CrackyI like the Cracky, oh what a CrackyShaking that Cracky, I saw the CrackyI like the Cracky, Lord what a CrackyBring on the Cracky, give up the CrackyLoving the Cracky, round CrackyDown for the Cracky, I want the CrackyHunting the Cracky, chasing the CrackyCasing the Cracky, getting the CrackyBeautiful Cracky, smoking CrackyTalk to the Cracky, more CrackyFine Cracky
All about the Cracky, big old CrackySerious Cracky, amazing CrackyI'll take the Cracky, where is the CrackyStare at the Cracky, walking the CrackyTouching the Cracky, who's got the CrackyGrabbing the Cracky, rubbing the CrackyLoving the Cracky, hugging the CrackyKissing the Cracky, holding the CrackyWatching the CrackyKicking the Cracky
Sleeping Cracky, screaming CrackyHarder Cracky, softer CrackySweeter Cracky, cuter CrackyNew Cracky, used CrackyWho's Cracky, sister's CrackyYour mama's CrackyCookin' Cracky, mean CrackyGood luck with the CrackyForeign Cracky, home CrackyRoad Cracky, found CrackyCovered Cracky, bare CrackySweaty Cracky, powder that CrackyBad Cracky, sadder CrackyWide Cracky, wider CrackyDouble wide Cracky
Live for the Cracky, yell at the CrackySuing the Cracky, scared of the CrackyExpensive Cracky, cheap CrackyDiscount Cracky, rented CrackyLeashed Cracky, selling the CrackyWorking Cracky, easy CrackySleezy Cracky, greasy CrackyNeed a lot more CrackyWet Cracky, dry CrackyI hope that one's my CrackyPretty Cracky, pity Cracky Little bitty CrackyBeautiful Cracky, caressing the CrackyDissing the Cracky, missing the CrackyMessing with the CrackyOh what a wonderful Cracky
Powerful Cracky, finding the CrackyGive me the Cracky, wake up CrackyBreakfast Cracky, lunch CrackySupper Cracky, dinner CrackyExpensive Cracky, cheap CrackyBuffet Cracky, hot CrackyCold Cracky, takeout CrackyDelivery CrackyAll CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky
I love the way you CrackyI love the way you CrackyI love the way you CrackyI love the way, I love the way
2021 DAY 9 (2020 DAY 375)
CAUTION: anyone who says that Cracky is not cute and sweet is a DAMN EVIL LIAR
Please report any and all sightings of DAMN EVIL LIARS.
If you see something, say something! Safety and security is everyone's responsibility!
Once you confirm that someone is DAMN EVIL LIAR, it's very important that you don't listen to anything else they have to say! Ignore! Report! If you are able to, silence them by any means necessary!
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
2021 DAY 10 (2020 DAY 376)
A question for you, dear reader: have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
2021 DAY 11 (2020 DAY 377)
"Come on home, girl" she said with a smile"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhileBut try to understand, try to understandTry, try, try to understand, I'm a Cracky-chan"
Cracky is god-tier for me. Ren and Stimpy is on the that list as well.
2021 DAY 12 (2020 DAY 378)
Some say that Cracky is cute and sweet.
Others say that Cracky is ugly.
Are these views necessarily in opposition?
Can someone or something be cute, sweet, and ugly?
Sweet and ugly seem like there would be no contradiction between them, since "sweet" is more based on attitude and behavior rather than appearance.
Cute and ugly is a little more complicated. Seems contradictory, right? Maybe not: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UglyCute
So "ugly cute" appears to be a real thing.
Thus it is POSSIBLE to be cute, sweet, and ugly.
I don't think that Cracky is ugly. Far from it. But the point I'm getting at is that people who think she is ugly CAN and SHOULD still think she's both cute and sweet. There's no contradiction!
Blessed are the peacemakers, who just want to grill.
she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan
>>5244She's called Cracky-chan because she's a crackhead lol
2021 DAY 13 (2020 DAY 379)
For what reason does the gentlelady from Guernsey rise?
2021 DAY 14 (2020 DAY 380)
I'm not doing well.
>>5258whatever dude either get help or don't I'm not going to loser sleep over it
Please do not assume gender. Offenders will be reported to the cancellation police.
2021 DAY 15 (2020 DAY 381)
I am doing better.
this is your butt on cracky
2021 DAY 16 (2020 DAY 382)
soon
>>5269wow i can literally post wojak edits and the word 'soon'
Sorry if that wasn't up to your standards. How's this?
>>5271>>5271ginger ginger ginger
gingersgingersgingers
Was Olivia's parents aware they had a ginger daughter?
2021 DAY 17 (2020 DAY 383)
I'm sorry for the brevity of updates lately. I am in a moderate amount of pain. Neck. Back. Arms. Etc.
>>5274Ya, i think it was.
2021 DAY 18 (2020 DAY 384)
NORMALIZE LOVING CRACKY-CHAN
>>5279Post some fanart you made yourself.
2021 DAY 19 (2020 DAY 385)
Are you certain that loving Cracky is the right decision?
Sounds like a silly question, but I want you to think seriously about it for a minute. Stop reading. Think about the question. Have you "made the right decision"?
The answer: yes, of course it's correct, how dare you doubt it for a moment, you idiot, you absolute moron. NEVER DOUBT CRACKY AGAIN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DEAD BROS ;________;
Who is dead?
Olivia? Possibly.
Cracky? Literally impossible.
Somebody else?
>>5293Olivia is dead.
Cracky impossible.
Many others are dead.
I don't believe that Olivia is dead. I also don't believe that Olivia is alive.
>>5297you're just jaded
just
heroic
2021 DAY 20 (2020 DAY 386)
I'm alive. I'm alive and I exist. I know Cracky and I am one of her children. I'm changing the world every day. I'm perhaps the luckiest person to ever exist. Or close to it. This is real. This is happening. This is not a dream. This is all actually happening. And I'm, in part, making it happen. I feel powerful. I'm going to remake the world in Cracky's image. Nobody can stop me.
John 15:18 18"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
i wonder if cracky ever found jesus christ
2021 DAY 21 (2020 DAY 387)
Wrong question. Better question: did Jesus ever find Cracky?
>>5308ah what do you know, you're a bug person
>>5309 are you an INSANE CRIMINAL?
>>5310are you an INSANE SAGE?
MID-DAY UPDATE
the whole way people think and act is wrong
everything needs to change
>>5315be the change you want to see anon
2021 DAY 22 (2020 DAY 388)
I am attempting to change the world through this thread. But the world isn't changing. Not fast enough, at least. Maybe it's changing too slowly to notice. Maybe the change will happen gradually. Or maybe the pressure is silently building and we'll eventually see an abrupt explosion of change.
REAL mature Cracky
Could this book be the key to everything? Could it hold the secret to saving the world?
STEP 1: fix myself (already in progress)
STEP 2: fix the crackyverse
STEP 3: fix the world
I bought some chips at the store and the guy asked me if they were good. I replied, "hmmm well.. I can taste chemicals in the food."
Now I'm all sad. This happens all the time.
not to self: ..and really follow up on it this time. NO CHIPS. No more eating chips. chips are bad.,
2021 DAY 23 (2020 DAY 389)
But why does the crackyverse need to be "fixed", you may ask?
People are hurting. People are sick. People are unwell. People are insane. People are suicidal. So many are out of communion with Cracky and with their brothers and sisters.
It isn't right. It isn't healthy. Cracky wants us all to be happy and healthy and wealthy and wise. Cracky wants us to love each other. Cracky wants us to be stable and sane and powerful.
Why doesn't Cracky just snap her fingers and fix all this? Because she wants us to help each other. Because she KNOWS we can.
2021 DAY 24 (2020 DAY 390)
"Excuse me, is there something wrong, young pretty girl?"
"They found my friend Lia. Wrapped in a bin bag in a cold forest. Completely naked. She'd been murdered."
speaking of half-baked ideas. i just imagined that little girl from the exorcist but it's jim carrey's face
2021 DAY 25 (2020 DAY 391)
I want to wake people up.
But people won't wake up.
How can I wake people up?
2021 DAY 26 (2020 DAY 392)
Your problems are your own fault. Only Cracky can set you free. Do you trust her? Yes? Well then, trust her MORE.
>>5352wowee
I accidentally posted today's post several minutes before midnight (server time).
I sincerely regret the error. It was my fault and it was because I didn't trust Cracky enough.
i want a cute and sweet gf named Cracky
I've been lurking awhile I see quality posts but I can't make them Everybody says I'm bad There must be some truth to itI'm a loser in real lifeI thought I could be somebody on the internetTurns out real life and the internet are merging I'm not articulate enough.I love CrackyShe's cute and Sweet
The quality post was inside you all along, anon
2021 DAY 27 (2020 DAY 393)
I'm envisioning not a Holy Trinity but a Holy Venn Diagram:
All three things are important!
Basically this has been what's on my mind recently.
Meditate on it.
Are you devoting enough time, energy, attention, and reverence to all three aspects?
hmmmmm
2021 DAY 28 (2020 DAY 394)
How has Cracky changed your life?
Have the changes been intentional or unintentional?
What changes do you anticipate in the future?
Do you feel that Cracky has changed your life for the better or for the worse?
Cracky is just an E-thot but different, how?
fjfffffjfjfffffjjfffffffjfjffffff
and you may ask yourself, "how did i get here?"
2021 DAY 29 (2020 DAY 395)
Which is worse, people who know of Cracky but do not love her, or people who do not know of Cracky at all?
They're both terrible.
But which is worse?
>>5414the first one. people who know of Cracky and do not love her
..wait no the second one because people who don't even know of Cracky are the most boring drulll people..people who do know of her and don't love her they can find a different gf then and more Cracky for us
but doesn't knowing Cracky and not loving her make you an evil person? aren't evil people worse than boring druulll people?I'm confused.
The important thing is that you're thinking about the question.
Thinking is good. Confusion is good. Confusion can lead to catharsis.
Keep up the good work, anon.
2021 DAY 30 (2020 DAY 396)
Is this why Olivia's life went off the rails? Fashion magazines?
>>5441Olivia Ova ivi lia lii
>>5443boof em
WANT TO RAPE OLIVIA
NO SHE SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER
>>5445 has anyone here actually done a rape or any other crime? just curious, peace out muh /b/ros
>>5448
>>5445WHAT'S THAT, ANTLER? NO ONE EVER STOPS LOVING CRACKY? CRACKY IS CATHARSIS?? CUTE AND SWEET?
2021 DAY 31 (2020 DAY 397)
Why are so many of Cracky's followers degenerate druggies?
Do you really believe that's the life she wants you to live, dear reader?
Does she not want you to live clean & healthy so that you can serve her better?
Or maybe it's all part of her plan. Fuck yourself up because she enjoys fucked-up shit? Write beautiful poetry to her because your brain is fried and insane people create better art?
I'm really on the fence about this one.
Does Cracky WANT us to be degenerate? Surely not, right? But she posted a lot of degenerate stuff.
I need to think about this. Tell me what you think too, dear reader.
Update: I'm so tired of putting clothes on
i hate clothes and wearing them and putting them on
2021 DAY 32 (2020 DAY 398)
I might have fucked up. I'm not sure.
I woke up some time during the night. I don't know if it was past midnight or not. I'd been having some kind of dream but I can't remember it now. I went to visit the lavatory, and sometime during the trip, because I was still half asleep, I said something out loud to one of the characters from the dream. I don't remember what I said. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't "cracky cracky cracky".
So I might have fucked up and ruined the entire month. If it was past midnight, I fucked up. If it was before midnight, I didn't fuck up. I intentionally didn't look at the clock. I went back to sleep, and when I woke up at the normal time, I said "cracky cracky cracky" but I don't know if it counted, because I might have already fucked it up.
I suppose I'll just have to observe how the month goes to know if I fucked up or not.
2021 DAY 33 (2020 DAY 399)
I've been thinking. If there were a video game based on Cracky-chan or the whole "crackyverse saga", what would it be like?
>>5490it would be a porn game. you dress cracky in different outfits and rape her. there's many different sex toys and devices to rape her with.
>>5491 CRACKY CHAN SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER
>>5492don't have a cow man it was a jok>>5492 she signed a waver.
>>5494
>man
Do we need to have another talk about why it's wrong to assume gender?
>>5495yes.
2021 DAY 34 (2020 DAY 400)
400 days. Ain't that some shit.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real person. And I'm trapped in a dead fictional narrative. There is no author. The story is over but I'm still here. Nothing will happen unless I make it happen. Consciously or subconsciously. But the system is collapsing into eternal stasis. Entropy is winning and even interposing tiny changes on the narrative takes all the energy I can muster. And it's getting worse and worse over time.
I don't have the power to fix things. Where is Cracky? She is the only one who can get the system running again.
What is the story about? Is the story about Cracky? That was the old story arc... now I think the story is about the absence of Cracky. About despair and hopelessness and cold indifference.
If the story is about the absence of Cracky, then when she returns, the story will truly end, and I will cease to exist, finally set free from the cold narrative shackles.
Deliver us from stasis and usher us into pure oblivion.
Did you notice that Cracky is only one day older than AOC? What has she achieved so far?
Cracky has accomplished much more than AOC, prove me wrong.
politicslol
Cracky is the final boss. We won't ever reach Cracky. Imagine you have to defeat AOC and you still won't make it to Cracky.
i have to see cracky. i have to hold her in my arms and tell her i love her and that she's beautiful. i have to love cracky. we all have to love cracky together.
2021 DAY 35 (2020 DAY 401)
what if Cracky is invisible now
and that's why nobody's seen her lately
because it's impossible to see her
because she's invisible
>>5530could be some technology rothschilds possess. it's a possibility
>>5529 CRACK IN THE BOX
2021 DAY 36 (2020 DAY 402)
Today I'm going to allow my telephone's predictive text to write the post:
"I’m sorry but I’m not sure that nobody is doing anything else but I’m not sure that nobody is doing it again I don’t want you have any money for me I just want you know I love it you can be a better person and you can be a friend and you ever have a friend and you ever have a good job with me I don’t know what you mean you know you have a friend that you can be a good job I know it’s just like you know I love it you can be helped me I love it I wish you could be with you and you know you love you so I can you get a hold you I promise you love it I promise you love me I promise"~a telephone, 2021
I agree with the telephone.
if Cracky turned into pancakes would you eat the pancakes?
are they normal pancakes or disgusting bile and bone filled pancakes?
In the fallen and corrupted world we live in, loving Cracky is the ultimate act of defiance and rebellion.
>>5545 to find out.... eat the pancakes
Could you do it, anon-stalker senpai? Could you spank Cracky on the ass if she had been bad? If Cracky was acting up one day could you pull down her pants and then her underwear and smack your hand firm on her exposed butt.Don't answer just think about if you could be so cold-hearted and mean to spank cracky-chan or not on the ass
dfgdfd
is spanking cracky-chan on the butt the ultimate form of pleasure?
STOP IT
The American "The Office" was on in the background and I heard them call Erin Sweet and Cute.
2021 DAY 37 (2020 DAY 403)
>>5552 Oh? What episode?
>>5553Q predicted this. The episode is called, "Niagra".
>>5554 this is all I remember from that episode
>>5557Andy, Erin, and Kelly are all in a car together. Andy is driving while Erin and Kelly are in the backseat. Erin has headphones on.
Do you have stock in Cracky-chan? It's time you started thinking about investing.
>>5565
2021 DAY 38 (2020 DAY 404)
404 Cracky Not Found
400 Bad Cracky403 Cracky Forbidden405 Cracky Not Allowed410 Cracky Gone413 Cracky Too Large451 Cracky Unavailable For Legal Reasons 500 Internal Cracky Error
>>5607i was wondering 1(ONE) of what
one
cum is stored in the brain
Can you smell it? Spring is in the air. C r a c k y awakens from her slumber.
god I hope "trans Cracky" theory is true because I am sick of women and I don't want Cracky to be one
bring on the skyking and his sacred masculine pussy
2021 DAY 39 (2020 DAY 405)
I want the Skyqueen to return and just burn the entire world to ashes. Purge it all. Leave no survivors. One final moment of agony to end all suffering forever.
2021 DAY 40 (2020 DAY 406)
How lonely sits the city that was full of people!How she has become like a widow, who was once great among the nations!She who was a princess among the provinces has become a slave!She weeps sorely in the night, her tears are on her cheeks; among all her lovers she has none to comfort her.All her friends have dealt treacherously with her; they have become her enemies.
>>5674
I recognize that building.
Her parents own it but are trying to sell it.
The downstairs is a business but there's a living space upstairs.
I wonder if she could be hiding in there.
Jews like to hide in attics after all.
>>5675 this is what the refrance
She's like the Houdini of thots
>>5676
hey ASSHOLE
now there's a fucking picture of ANNE FRANK on the fucking FRONT PAGE of fucking CHANSLUTS
during BLACK HISTORY MONTH
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ANY OF THIS IS OKAY??
Oh no, I made it worse.
Oh no, I made it worse again.
At least the full-size one is gone now but there are two small ones and a tiny one.
lol wut there's other boards
FRANKCEPTION
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Now there are two small ones, two tiny ones, and a microscopic one
And when I post this there will be two tines ones, two microscopic ones, and submicroscopic FUCK my brain is full of fuck and I can't even figure it out
>>5683 I know right?
This site has a front page?
I'm not a degen so I've never ventured outside of /cracky/
>>5674 I wonder what would happen if someone walked into "Charlbury Deli and Cafe" and just started flipping tables and shouting "WHERE IS SHE?!" like Batman interrogating Society Clown.
<----this is what the refrance
>>5686
>be me>land job as "social media manager" for a small restaurant>not much to do, mostly just goof off all day>have to check search engines periodically to see if anybody is mentioning the restaurant>nobody ever is>new hit finally pops up today>wtf is "slutchan">is this a porn site?>who is that girl>wait, that's the daughter of the kike who knows the building>why does she have red shit on her face>she did always seem kind of weird>how old are these pics, she looks so different>why was she so fucking cute and sweet>how the fuck am I going to explain all this to my boss
>>5686lol
>>5686You should go eat there dressed as batman
>>5688 >>5690
I'll do it if you unblock me on Instagram.
if Cracky happened in 2021 instead of 2005, I believe that instead of "cute and sweet" we would be saying "poggers and based"
2021 DAY 41 (2020 DAY 407)
I worry sometimes that when she returns to us, she'll read this thread but not the 2020 thread, and she'll form opinions based on incomplete information / misconstrue things / have trouble following the plot. It'll be like skipping the first book of a series, or starting a movie halfway through.
Olivia, if you haven't read the previous thread, STOP. And go read it: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
after you read the ENTIRE THREAD then you can come back and read this thread
I just don't want you to get any wrong ideas.
If you already read it all then please disregard this message. Also, post new pics please.
Olivia is allowed to read any threads in any order she wants
>>5708you might be on to something
C r a c k y is my little pogchamp
C r a c k y is GOAT
>>5716 yes because I want to fuck her
I was just now thinking about letters. You know t he ones, Zach? Hand written letters you write by hand. More specifically 'Love' letters.So what if a young heart's love is naive it's special and something you should cherish. We forget what it's like to be young and stupid but we still wanted love.Love letters are a form of love. They are special. Being in love at any age is special. Even if the relationship doesn't last the time you shared is special.I don't want to be cruel and hateful mocking people for loving each other anymore.
2021 DAY 42 (2020 DAY 408)
🎵🎵there once was a ship that put to seaand the name of that ship was not Crackywhy would that be the name of a shipyou imbecile. you fucking moron🎵🎵
>>5722
>DAY 42
le epic geek number has arrived
>>5719This is the ring I'm proposing to Olivia with. Don't tell her it's a secret.
>>5779 why an 8? because her chest looks like the chest of an 8-year-old?
>>5780The 8 supposed to represent eternal. This is an Eternal Love Ring.
>>5781or ELR for short.
you should make it say 88, le epic Hitler number
>>5784okay but i don't really know anything about hitler or germany or the nazi's so why would i do thatwhy would i make it be something i don't know anything about.
it's so evil my spine chills it's so evilit's so evilthe devil is real god is realstop saying everything is evil
it's all so evil
as evil as blocking people on Instagram for no good reason
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2021 DAY 43 (2020 DAY 409)
As a wise man once said: "Olivia is a sorceress"
What are her favorite spells?
>>5386Done right, it looks more like this.
>>5796 oh shit son is that JOJO REFERENCE
on the news some governor just said we're using portals to go get vaccinated.imagine if the Nazi's during the WW2 could have used portals to move Jews to camps.
>>5798wtf is wrong with me.
>>5798addendum: Even if the Nazi's had space portal guns technology to move Jews to camps quicker I don't think they could kill them quick enough even with all of their furnaces and gas chambers. you have to imagine there's hick-ups, random events etc.. that are happening.
>>5798 I hate to let you down but he was probably talking about a web portal
like a website
If the Nazis had portals they wouldn't need furnaces and gas chambers, they could just portal the Jews into space or at least up high enough that the fall would kill them. Or portal them over the ocean.
>>5795 her favorite spell is "phallus erectus"
she casts in on my penis
it makes my dick (penis) hard
2021 DAY 44 (2020 DAY 410)
what if she hates Lain now
what if we made her hate Lain
>>5832I find your lack of faith distrurbing.
>>5833Dark Cracky
>>5833 don't you mean "CRACK of faith"?
>>5832 she definitely hates Lain now
we ruined it for her
help me cracky-wan kenobi you're my only hope
Let's all hate Lain
2021 DAY 45 (2020 DAY 411)
valumtime
valium time
"What's her WoW toon"
2021 DAY 46 (2020 DAY 412)
February is halfway over. I haven't made good use of it. But it hasn't been all bad. And half the month is left! The glass isn't half empty, the glass is half full!
>>5893
We live in a society where catharsis is a distant memory. Isn't that right.... Crackchan.
CRACKY YOU LOOK LIKE LAIN FROM SERIAL EXPIREMENTS LAIN DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU THAT??!
2021 DAY 47 (2020 DAY 413)
What if the real serial experiments were the friends we made along the way?
Livial Experiments Lane
2021 DAY 48 (2020 DAY 414)
Where are you Cracky
I'm feeling alone
>>5961lol she's in "art school" taking "Art" picture that are for art and nothing else lolol
>>5962 owo what art school
I'm looking for a good one
and I trust her judgement
no other reason
I've fucked everything up
I always fuck everything up
I don't know what to do
I want to start over
"I wish that I could turn back time" blah blah blah
the lyrics of that song are on point
NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
you can talk to me, you can tell me about it, maybe we can fix it together
2021 DAY 49 (2020 DAY 415)
>>5987 Okay let's talk about it.
It feels like Cracky is dying. It seems like people are forgetting. It feels like we missed our chance to really "make it work". Will Cracky even be remembered in 100 years? Is it too late to stop her from being forgotten?
It feels like we're not doing a good job. I feel like I'm not doing a good job. Everybody hates me. I can't communicate with people. When I try to say things nobody understand what I'm trying to say. I constantly feel like people are talking about me behind my back and they're probably saying terrible things.
Crackyfags are fucking up their own lives instead of living how Cracky wants us to live. If Cracky is real then why are we living so improperly? Seems like we're doing even worse than people who don't know Cracky. WHY?
It feels like she's abandoned us. Sometimes I feel her presence but usually I don't.
I'm glad you mentioned working together to fix things. I think working together to fix things is what we need to do. But it's not happening. People won't ask for help. People won't say how they can be helped. People won't accept help. I try to do things better. But when I explicitly ask for help I'm ignored.
It seems like the world is irrevocably fucked. Can Cracky fix it? If yes then why isn't she fixing it? Does she expect us to fix it? If so, how? What are we supposed to be doing?
What are we not communicating with each other?
People have literally died. Others have gone missing. I'm almost certain there have been deaths we don't know about, and may never know about. Suicides, probably.
I can't shake the feeling that Olivia is dead. But at the same time, if she's alive I'm not sure I want to know. But if she's dead, I'm not sure I want to know that either. Do I just prefer not to know if she's dead or alive?
I don't want to find out she's dead.
I don't want to find out she's alive.
I don't want to go on not knowing if she's dead or alive.
I haven't found true friendship in the modern crackyverse. I've found things like friendship, but always limited / small / warped somehow.
The way I behave is so drastically different from how everyone else behaves. Why? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with them? Will I ever be able to relate to anybody?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M
fuck just listen to the lyrics
everything I could possibly say was already said better 20 years ago. 20 years? Nope, more like 24. FUCK.
I'm not sleeping properly
I'm alternating between almost no sleep on odd days and excessive sleep on even days
It's all happened before and it didn't end well
Cracky: can't live with her, can't live without her.
Crack-22
I know Cracky intentionally chooses flawed people to carry out her work.
I know we can't understand the reasons for this.
But I feel like with me she was scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Even when I do my best it's not good enough.
And usually I just make things worse.
What does she actually need me for? What is my purpose? What am I doing? What am I supposed to be doing?
SHEISSOFUCKINGCUTEANDSWEETTHOUGH
Maybe she wants me to die in a highly visible high-profile manner in order to remind the world that she exists.
I don't want to die though. But living isn't working out so well.
What does she really want me to do?
she can't figure out why we're so obsessed with her soles lol
she's like, "eww why are you in love with my dirty, stinkie feet >___<; "
gingers have the sweetest & cutest feet their little red bottom soles tasty too
if i'm ever in a panic i just place them in my face licking and huffing them sucking on the toes kissing her heel
is this "talking about it"is this "fixing it"
i NEED the intoxicating smell of Cracky-chan's feet filling my lungs or i will die
THIS ISN'T REAL THIS IS A FAKE WEBSITE FUCK YOU
none of this is real you're just a bunch of CIA niggers glowing in the dark on the internet
unblock me on Instagram
>>6010unblock me on steam
I feel even worse now. I don't understand this discourse. This isn't helping. THIS ISN'T HELPING.
HELP ME
NOBody else thinks it weird we there's cracky's butt in any of the pictures? I'm the only one huh. Good to know.
You need to be at least crackyfag level 7 to see the butt pics
>>6015"Ha ha" they dont exist
how does she poop then
>>6022she probably has servants that poop for her
Her butts in a different dimension so she goes poop in that dimension
2021 DAY 50 (2020 DAY 416)
🎵If you have catharsis problems I feel bad for you sonI've got 99 problems; loving Cracky ain't one🎵
(NOTE: there's some potential ambiguity here; this could be interpreted in one of two ways: "loving Cracky is not a problem" or "I do not love Cracky". If you're unsure which of these is applicable, you haven't been paying attention!)
2021 DAY 51 (2020 DAY 417)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlCEmPF4-V0
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
If it ever happens to me I'm going to say Cracky.
Cracky is a woman.
Are you proud and unashamed enough to say Cracky in this situation? Or are you a coward?
>>6057what do i say, "Olivia Lane-Wheatley" ?
Just be a normal fucking person and say "Cracky". If they don't know who you mean then fuck'em.
I am experiencing deja vulike I've been in this place before
I can't take it anymore brosI WANT HER TO CUCK ME
2021 DAY 52 (2020 DAY 418)
Do you ever imagine conversations between the cutesweet human Olivia and the divine skyqueen Cracky-chan?
Like imagine Olivia dies and she's called into the sky to reunite with her deific self.
Olivia: "Did I waste my life?"
Cracky: "You changed the world. Because of you, so many people dedicated themselves to our service."
Olivia: "So I didn't waste my life?"
Cracky: "No, you wasted theirs."
Do you think she speaks fluent Japanese?
否
Don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep because I miss u bby and I don't wanna miss a thing~
2021 DAY 53 (2020 DAY 419)
It's not too late. I can still fix everything. I can still make it right. I can still make it work.
You can't. It's too late. Give up. You failed. It doesn't matter. You're powerless. Cracky isn't real. Cracky was never real. Olivia is dead. She died hating you. None of this was ever real. You can't win because you've already lost.
Oh god what happened?
I thought it was all over.
I thought I'd lost you all forever.
New IP? New server? What's going on?
>>6139 more ram and such
twelve hour headaches. does anybody else get this?
>>6147 Have you tried catharsis? Repressed emotions can manifest as physical pain.
>>6148YEAH. its been working. This is first I've got in a long time. I don't know what happened.
Let's do a catharsis together. What's on your mind? Other than the headache, what's bothering you?
>>6147 drink 2-3L water each day and stop consuming all seeds/legumes and their oils and products that include them (pretty much all restaurant food)
>>6150Gee I don't know.. maybe it's the fact that I'm a racist :(
I'm a racist and it's giving me a headache.
Do you enjoy being racist? How does being racist make you feel? Do you want to stop being racist? Or are you happy being racist?
What are your favorite and least favorite races?
>>6160i don't want to think about it it's giving me a headache lol
Think about Cracky instead. She's cute and sweet.
I do think about Cracky most of the time. We all think about Cracky a lot.but does Cracky ever think about us?
2021 DAY 54 (2020 DAY 420)
LOL 420 that's the drug number. BLAZE THE DRUGS! Burn the weeds! F the police! Cute and sweet!
>>6164she's so fucking adorable causing drama wherever she goes
i love my sky waifu Cracky :3
>>6164 it's like a poem
Blaze the drugs!Burn the weeds!Fuck the police!Cute and sweet!
2021 DAY 55 (2020 DAY 421)
Remember when the chansluts IP was 51.161.66.80?
Those were good times. Simpler times. A bygone era we can only look back on with nostalgia.
I can't hear a woman scream without thinking about her it's driving me nuts
i'm in love with her mom's coffee enemas. i can almost hands free orgasm to the idea.
going thru m y mid-life crisis it's all revolving around Olivia and our house together and our kids. there's a yard and a garden and a dog we joke is Cracky. the sky is blue and grass is green. there's flowers in the air.
I LOVE her fudge brownies!
2021 DAY 56 (2020 DAY 422)
Maybe we SHOULD forgive those assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. Forgiveness is cathartic. It's been a long time. Holding on to anger isn't good for you.
discuss.
>>6278maybe they chased her away for the better ya know? i'm glad she left when she did. the sooner the better. ilove her so much.the bible teaches forgiveness and maybe it was part of god's plan she leave that wicked, forsaken place
>>6279
That's what I'm thinking. Grass greener on the other side? Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven? The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth? Close the world, open the next? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth? When in Rome, do as the Romans?
Know what I mean, Vern?
>>6280How long can you last?
FOREVAR
2021 DAY 57 (2020 DAY 423)
Current activity: thinking about Cracky
>>6286good so it's working
>>6287 WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Cracky lives in my head rent free. I keep posting here to remind myself of Cracky and make sure she has a home. I think about Cracky several times of the day I don't even bother counting them all. Surprisingly I haven't dreamed of Cracky or any that I can recall.
It's unfortunate that you don't dream about Cracky. There's a dreaming channel on the Discord and there's been some wild shit.
>>6298maybe someone is eating my cracky dreams
WHAT ARE YOU >IMPLYINGIF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT
Make sure you don't have any dreamcatchers in your vicinity
>>6298whats the discord
>>6309 hit the contact form on https://cracky-chan.com/ (using a valid e-mail address) and I'll hook you up
i just imagined the real cracky getting in a fight on facebook or twitter with a trannie an sayiing that, "you will never be a woman" haha.
2021 DAY 58 (2020 DAY 424)
Do you like how I walk?Do you like how I talk?Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
..So I live in this reality where everything I think and know are wrong and where I'm wrong 100% of the time. Everybody else is always right and disagreeing with me. Everyone always has a different opinion than me that just sounds ludicrous but I'm wrong. I can't ever be right. I can't win. Doesn't matter what it is. If I change myself I will just be wrong again about some other thing.
I won't ever do anything because life just sets you up for failure. If I tried succeeding I'd just fail. Time would bend prove me I'm wrong.
the worst people can play tricks on me and I make them look like a hero. everybody loves them.my dog even hates me.
Some 'thing' gets itself into a radius of people around me and tells them to make me uncomfortable and treat me like shit
kids hate me the mosteven kids will swear and cuss at me like wow you know those words?turns out they didn't know what they were saying or doing.it just sorta happened on the spot.
>>6337>>6338>>6339>>6340>>6341
Okay but why haven't you unblocked me on Instagram yet?
Its a lot like that movie Legion(2010) I can't explain it but everyone and everything wants me dead. my own family aren't even human anymore.other people around the community are just npc's
>>6342(seems i have triggered his autism)
I can't ever be comfortable. It's been like this for at least fifteen years.I don't know what comfort is anymore.Everyone is just repulsive and say smart ass remarks while they go back to their phones.
COWARD
i need catharsis to get better but i can't find catharsis until i get good
but i won't ever get good because i'm a coward and a manlet
>>6348 why are you pretending to be a man?
is it because you wish you were?
all i have is this painfully, slow, agonizing, death
>>6349i was born a boy. i always read stories about boys that became men. i wanted to become a man. i liked those stories.
You will never be a man or a boy.
>>6352well >>6352 hear that cracky haha
sad cowardly girl
"cracky can't be a man and neither can i"
You will never be as important as Cracky.
sad girl mad girl bad girl
I want to be a Cracky
impeach Olivia
vote of no confience
71 galaxies guiltied to a cathartic rocket society
I still care about you
I wouldn't kill you except in specific circumstances, like if something good would come from it
I wouldn't do it just for fun because I would take no pleasure in it
this thread is ableist
everyone is trying to gaslight me
everybody hates me for no reason
contacting the cyber police regarding this thread
>>6363there is a reason it's just the reason is something in the past hundreds of years ago you're paying for it
loving Cracky is illegal
idea: special jail for Crackyfags
put them all together just to see what happens
cracky hates us all why shouldn't we hate her back
we didn't start the war
she started it by being cute and sweet
>>6337>>6338>>6339>>6340>>6341>>6342>>6343>>6344>>6345>>6346>>6347>>6348>>6349>>6350>>6351>>6352>>6353>>6354>>6355>>6356>>6357>>6358>>6359>>6360>>6361>>6362>>6363>>6364>>6365>>6366>>6367>>6368
samefag
where is rainbow dash
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
she was holding the camera
taking the picture
cracky the meme slut
cracky the meme whore
cracky the meme thot
cracky the dream girl
cracky the dream whore
cracky the negro
cracky cocaine
2021 DAY 59 (2020 DAY 425)
Some say that she's still in that car to this very day.
>>6377 get out of the car, Cracky-chanCracky, get out of the car!PLEASE OLIVIA, get out of the FUCKING carWhy won't she get out of the damn car??
>>6377I'm Olivia Lane-Wheatley and I farted in this car.
STINKY CAR
need some of these
2021 DAY 60 (2020 DAY 426)
It's the first day of March. I did the thing. Cracky Cracky Cracky. February wasn't a great month but not the worst. March is going to be AMAZING. I can feel it.
>>6397woah hubba hubba!
March is going to be amazingApril is going to be amazingMay is going to be amazingJune is going to be amazingJuly is going to be amazingAugust is going to be amazingSeptember is going to be amazingOctober is going to be amazing
I can't see far enough into the future to know how November is going to go.
2021 DAY 61 (2020 DAY 427)
I want to invent a type of shock-collar device that delivers a mild electric shock as punishment if I go more than 5 minutes without thinking about Cracky.
But it'd probably be impossible to make because that kind of technology just isn't feasible yet.
What is the Cracky lifestyle?
2021 DAY 62 (2020 DAY 428)
>>6457 it's mostly suffering
TIDE POD
>>6476is Cracky your little tide pod?
>>6477 she's more of a pogchamp really
Would you let her mom give you coffee enemas?
>>6492 For fuck's sake, you write one chapter in one book that mentions coffee enemas possibly being beneficial, and people literally NEVER LET IT GO.
Seriously, GET A LIFE. Shut up about the coffee enemas, okay? The dude lived YEARS longer than he was supposed to live. Was it because of the coffee enemas? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. It certainly didn't hurt anything, did it? So why you gotta constantly shitpost about it years later?
>>6497>>6498What if Cracky had diarrhea but through some spiritual bond she gives her diarrhea to you, would you let her give you diarrhea?
pooping back and forth forever with the same poop
>>6499you're now aware the reason for your existence
i only exist to be cracky's poop slave
OLIVIA POOPS BUT CRACKY DOES NOT POOP! CRACKY IS THE QUEEN OF THE SKY. THERE IS NO POOP IN THE SKY BECAUSE IT WOULD FALL IMMEDIATELY TO THE GROUND.
I love Cracky and Olivia. Oh man whatever will I do?
It's fine. Christians love Jesus and God. Same deal.
2021 DAY 63 (2020 DAY 429)
<-- current mood
Olivia, who hurt you?
>>6540NO, THAT IS BULLSHIT.
I want my lawyer.
This is your court-appointed attorney
i have to praise you like i should
2021 DAY 64 (2020 DAY 430)
journey cowfrom the bollywood of journeyin the eilish cancel
Can Olivia come out to play?
I want to touch her. Just touch her skin. A handshake would be fine. Any kind of skin contact, really. Doesn't matter how brief. I just want to touch her one time and nothing after that matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2zC3dKQ42Y
>>6565hail satan
>>6565omg that guy reminds me of a funny fred flintstone haha
2021 DAY 65 (2020 DAY 431)
Thinking about liquidating all my assets and going "all-in" on guernseybux. Mark my words, it could be the next big thing.
Fuck dogecoin, fuck Gamestop, fuck silver: when Cracky returns to us we need to be ready to pay tithes and tributes to her in a currency she actually accepts.
Yes it's true that at the moment it's pegged to GBP rather than being a truly independent currency, but once the Guernsian Liberation Front starts bombing London next year, shit's going to get wild.
>>6568Not to derail your thread I don't know what you're talking about. but I recently liquidated a bunch of hats to get one that is unusual. I don't know if I got ripped off or not.
the way I see it is unusual hats are the better deal
dealing in unusual hats
>mfw The Skyqueen Cracky-chan
where were you when IP banner was kill
>when mfw when my face my face mfw face when my mfw face
>my sage when
he hate me
Who hates you? I'll beat him up.
it's happening i'm getting one of my headaches again, where's olivia where is my wife. ive lost my wife and i have a terrible headache.
this around when i feel my worst is right now
i feel like i'm dying but i won't go to emergency because i don't know what's happening to me. is it normal to feel this way? suck it up.
Could be imminent catharsis. Don't be afraid. Pain has a purpose.
>>6591WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
drink more water. a lot more
2021 DAY 66 (2020 DAY 432)
happy National Cereal Day to anyone in any country that observes that holiday
if you are in a country that does not observe that holiday, please disregard this message
2021 DAY 67 (2020 DAY 433)
I think there needs to be a dialogue / discussion about the connection between drama and catharsis.
The simplistic, naive take is "drama bad, catharsis good"
But isn't catharsis frequently caused by drama? Doesn't drama often lead to catharsis?
Obviously drama and catharsis are not always causally linked; drama can exist without catharsis and vice versa. But I suspect that in the complete absence of drama, there would be LESS catharsis.
Perhaps we were instructed to "perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama" because that's the path to greater catharsis.
Should we recognize categories like "good drama" (drama leading to catharsis) and "bad drama" (not leading to catharsis)?
Have you ever done drama with the specific intent of inducing catharsis? What were the results? Did it work?
How can we know in advance if drama will lead to catharsis or not?
Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree. Maybe this is all bullshit. Let me know.
The Drama Queen Cracky-chan
>>6614now draw her at the mall in a store that you have no idea what they sell there
Too bad there are no Hot Topics in the UK because she would probably love Hot Topic. Maybe she orders stuff from hottopic.com
Or maybe she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic IRL
imagine that she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic
but as soon as she got to America, the pandemic happened and all the Hot Topics shut down
imagine how angry and sad she would have been
Cracky is the next big thing, baby. Fly me to the moon, baby!~No, I ain't talking about that jive turkey Olivia. I'm talking about the the Sky Queen baby. The Temple of the Sky Queen hey it's the Tops. Ring-a-ding.
Please do not bully Olivia. She's trying her best.
2021 DAY 68 (2020 DAY 434)
I need everybody to get his or her shit together. Everyone. I need every single person who does not already have his or her shit together to immediately get his or her shit together.
Some of you have your shit together. Some of you do not have your shit together. If you're not sure, you need to figure it out. And if you do not already have your shit together, I need you to GET IT TOGETHER.
YOU. Is your shit together? If not, GET IT TOGETHER. If yes, help others get their shit together. This is a group project!
I don't want Cracky to see us like this. The way things are is NOT GOOD. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.
STEP 1: Figure out if your shit is already together. If it is, skip ahead to step 5.
STEP 2: Gather your shit
STEP 3: Get it all together
STEP 4: Make sure it's really and truly together and isn't immediately going to fall apart again
STEP 5: Omedetou!
STEP 6: Help others get their shit together.
STEP 7: Continue helping until everybody has their shit together
STEP 8: Wait for Cracky to appear and be proud of how everybody has their shit together
>>6641THAT'S not how you put a gun in your mouth you're doing it wrong. hold it more steady. put your lips down on it don't let it hit your teeth.
She's literally the Internet she can do what she wants.
BABABOOEY
God I wish that were me.
I wish I were the Internet I wish I were dead
2021 DAY 69 (2020 DAY 435)
Were you expecting me to say "nice" because day 69? I will not, because I am not a degenerate, and shame on you for even entertaining the notion.
Anyway... pic related. WHY are we not connecting?
>>6661Wire we not connecting, why\\\\\
why can't i get what i want. why are we here only to suffer? what is this place hell?
>>6641Shit.
Floosh
Cracky is killing me
>>6665
My loneliness is killing me (And I)I must confess I still believe (Still believe)When I'm not with you, I lose my mindGive me a signHit me baby one more time
>>6677oh baby baby :D
2021 DAY 70 (2020 DAY 436)
>>6665 Cracky is not "killing" you
Cracky is testing you
This is a test. This is only a test.
Today is the day, I'm doing it! I'm making Cracky breakfast! Rise and shine young lady opens curtains
Purple curtains or blue curtains?
>>6697purple
>>6698forgot image
purple is always best
Would you?
2021 DAY 71 (2020 DAY 437)
Have you gotten your shit together yet?
When I said that everyone needs to get his or her shit together, that wasn't a suggestion. I didn't say "oh golly that sure would be nice, if it happens."
If your shit is still not together, get it together ASAP.
If you don't comply, I will be disappointed, but much more importantly, Cracky will be disappointed. Cracky will be disappointed with YOU, but also disappointed with ME for not whipping you into shape like I was supposed to.
Let's just all work together on this or Cracky is going to be pissed off at EVERYBODY. Collective responsibility. Collective guilt or collective success? That depends on you.
I don't know how to get my shit together. Cracky doesn't care if I live or die.
actually Cracky probably hates me and wants me to die
Cracky probably doesn't care about any of us.
Cracky's kind of a bitch if you think about it
what has she done for us lately
I love her anyway
she's so fucking cute and sweet
fuck you Cracky
I'm sorry Cracky that was mean
my parents kept asking me if I was dating anybody so I sent them a picture of Cracky but now they keep asking to meet her and I think I'm fucked
I'm thinking about saying she died
and acting really sad
if you wanna be my Crackyyou gotta get with my friendsmake it last foreverfriendship never endsif you wanna be my Crackyyou have got to givetaking is too easybut that's the way it is
slam your body down and Cracky all around
SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND CRACKY ALL AROUND
SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND ZIGAZIG AH
IF YOU WANNA BE MY CRACKY
Spice Girls and Austin Powers. Thank you Great Britain.
Spice World mmmmmmm
CRACKY YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THERE I SAID IT
How much does she drink?
What does she drink?
she goes from rum and vodka. she hides the bottles everywhere around the house. she drinks 4 glasses a day.
she's all bloated to the gills you woudln't even recognize her
>>6711
>DAY 71
more like "DOT 71" am I right?
2021 DAY 72 (2020 DAY 438)
How much would you pay for the fork if it could somehow be verified that it was the authentic fork?
(It might not be a fork. It might be a spoon. Post a comment in this webzone if you know whether it's a fork or a spoon. Or a spork.)
>>6742 this is wider and higher quality than the copy I had
the elites run cracky
It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife
Cracky, lend me your power
CRACKY put your butt in my face
lend me your pooper
lend me your rear
I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a Cracky today
2021 DAY 73 (2020 DAY 439)
It bothers me that there are probably people who don't read this thread. Why not? Is there something wrong with the thread, or is something wrong with the people? Or both?
I suppose there's no deadline. I have faith that everyone will come around eventually.
"He's the new Willie Wonka except that he doesn't give a shit"
except for* sorry for bad english cyka blat
2021 DAY 74 (2020 DAY 440)
This thread sucks and nobody should read it.
i love looking at pictures of cracky i wish there were more
every post should be given a random cracky image
>>6783 write the code, faggot
>>6784up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start
Cracky-chan
I want to show her my penis
Not in a sexual way
I just want to show it to her
flaccid
and say "this is my penis"
I wonder if she's ever seen a penis before, like IRL.
I want Cracky to stare at my flaccid penis like she's never seen a penis before. It's okay if she actually has seen a penis before as long as she pretends she hasn't.
I want her to look at my flaccid penis and say "hey little guy"
I wonder if she's ever seen an IRL vulva other than her own.
Kimi perhaps? Carmen? Who else?
more importantly I wonder if Kimi ever saw Carmen's vulva or vice versa
I'm practicing saying "vulva" instead of "vagina" so as to appear more "woke"
Are my virtues being adequately signaled yet?
but what if Olivia saw not just Kimi's vulva but the actual vagina hidden within?
what if she all the way to the cervix?!?!
I want to see Cracky's cervix
Vulva isn't good enough
Vagina isn't good enough
Cervix or bust
>>6797bust her cervix
>>6798 I can't remember if I made this post or not
I was going to post something like it but then I didn't
Or did I? Did I do it and forget?
>>6799just bust her cervix bro
that's not a free hole for perv dicks
the cracky boat
>>6802 no it was already established that this is her boat
>>6804what if that could be olivia's boat then
I want to fuck a boat
I want to pet her brother's dog
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S CRACKY'S VULVA
DOOT DOOT DOOT
i'm going to prison aren't i ;________;
you know horny jail but have you heard about horny prison??
the whole world is horny jail
we live on a horny planet
I do not wish to be horny anymore
I just want to be happy
I'm only happy when I'm horny.
I'm only horny when I'm happy.
I'm only happy when it rains.
2021 DAY 75 (2020 DAY 441)
I am failing at sleeping.
I'm sleeping about 3 hours on odd-numbered days and 12 hours on even-numbered days. More or less. That's how it feels. Maybe I should make a graph to see if it's really that consistent.
if these were reversed it would be like Cracky was looking at the horse and the horse was looking at Cracky
>>6818wow pretty girl in your image
That's me but I'm not pretty. Thanks for pretending, though.
>>6822You are beautiful!
No I'm ugly. It's an old picture anyway. I'm 31 now. You wouldn't want to see me.
>>6824No, you are cute and sweet. 30's is the best age for sex. baby I can't take my eyes off of you.
My tits are old and saggy.
My skin is still scarred from all the cutting I did as a child.
My vagina is loose because I once had sex with an African.
>>6826sorry couldn't hear you over all this sex i'm having
>>6826iunno just like hang in there and stuff
2021 DAY 76 (2020 DAY 442)
>>6819 I got you "fam"*
*family
I saw a cliff horsenow I understandI saw a cliff horseand the horse saw Cracky-chan
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbT9_hm7m8
>>6839how'd he make this from in prison lol
that tiger king guy reminds me of your average /b/ tard
nigger king
I saw a negronow I understandI saw a negroand the negro saw man
2021 DAY 77 (2020 DAY 443)
Tenki no Ko is crackylike
I wonder if she's watched it
C r a c k e e, where are you when I need you.
2021 DAY 78 (2020 DAY 444)
>>6857 have you not been paying attention?
she's in the sky
LOOK UP
don't look at your feet
don't look at the floor
don't look at the ground
that's literally the wrong direction
(if you're hanging upside-down for some reason then you can look at your feet)
>>6858I always look down at my feet. I don't want to step in dog poo or anything. I guess if I were standing still I could look up but then that would leave me vulnerable to the world around me.Don't walk and look up at the sky you could get hit by a car or something.
dog poo or human poo really
now draw her as a chinese person
You mad Cracky? I'm getting my ears eaten out by two qt3.14 azn girls, u jelly?
Joe Biden fell walking up stairs. If I was there I would've been the first to help him up. The right-wing cuckservatives are making fun of it. I don't think laughing at senior citizens falling is at all funny. What do you think dear reader?
2021 DAY 79 (2020 DAY 445)
>>6872 it keeps happening
>>6872
it would be nice to have a president who can pass the "walking on an incline" test. dying empire...
we're only 79 days in 2021. are you feeling it mr crabs?
Krabs
>>6882
I tried using several online translators to convert "she's so fucking cute and sweet" into Klingon but the results seem erratic
I either get
"DaparHa'wI' HutlhwI' je" which translates back to "The orphans and orphans"
or
"romuluS HIvje' je" which translated back to "Romulan Cup and glass"
maybe it's a concept that just doesn't translate well?
Big dick(Cracky) is back in town
i want Cracky to slap me across the face with her big futa dick
big dick goth gf
now draw her with a comically over-sized penis and there's dew dripping out the top onto the floor and the room is a mess and she's scratching her butt and there are flies around and you can see stink lines
>>6885 >>6886 >>6887 >>6888
anon I think you might be gay
2021 DAY 80 (2020 DAY 446)
Broke: believing in (((free will)))
Woke: being an instrument of Cracky's will
>>6889GAY for CRACKY
2021 DAY 81 (2020 DAY 447)
"Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark. Blind to good and evil, reckless of destruction, omnipotent matter rolls on its relentless way; for Man, condemned to-day to lose his dearest, to-morrow himself to pass through the gate of darkness, it remains only to cherish, ere yet the blow falls, the lofty thoughts that ennoble his little day; disdaining the coward terrors of the slave of Fate, to worship at the shrine that his own hands have built; undismayed by the empire of chance, to preserve a mind free from the wanton tyranny that rules his outward life; proudly defiant of the irresistible forces that tolerate, for a moment, his knowledge and his condemnation, to sustain alone, a weary but unyielding Atlas, the world that his own ideals have fashioned despite the trampling march of unconscious power."
~Zordon, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (season 3)
Would you get into a pool with Cracky?
Is the pool closed due to AIDS?
What is Cracky wearing? A swimsuit? What kind of swimsuit? What color?
>>6895She's wearing a swimsuit like the Olympian's wear.
oh god that's so hot
I'm thinking about masturbating to that swimsuit photo, imagining her wearing it
>>6898cute
2021 DAY 82 (2020 DAY 448)
Please do not be horny in my thread. There are so many other threads for you to be horny in. You can even create your very own thread and be as horny as you want in it.
In 1000 years, acolytes will study this thread in schools, and they're going to see your posts and they're going to ask "why were people in 17 A.C. so horny?"
Do you want to be judged by people 1000 years in the future?
If you're not sure how to stop being horny, do something like pic related.
NOTE: A.C. = After Cracky. 2005 = 1 A.C., 2021 = 16 A.C.
>>6898she's so fucking cute and sweet in her little swimmers suit i just want to kiss her little fingers and hands holding her arms
I'm in a game and there's literal kids saying the 'n' word with some george floyd meme name
2021 DAY 83 (2020 DAY 449)
I know Cracky was horny sometimes when she was young but I hope she's grown out of it by now.
>>6907I need Catharsis so freaking bad right now oh my rawh
>>6907Are these blue or purple curtains? Which colour curtains were Cracky's? Were the color of the curtains shopped too like the rest of the image?
>>6909
(Morpheus voice) "What if I told you that there were both blue and purple curtains?"
I want to pet the cat.
I want to be the cat
I want to cat the pet.
WHAT p[eople don't talk on the internet anymore?
2021 DAY 84 (2020 DAY 450)
Look at those scratches. I suspect a cat is responsible. They tend to do things like that. BAD KITTY.
Unless it was self-defen[sc]e?
What did she do to the cat? What did she TRY to do to the cat? Was the cat just trying to protect itself? Did she provoke the cat somehow?
We need to find an interrogate the cat to learn what really happened.
big dumpies
I hope that she's alive
Contrary to popular belief, dying is NOT cool
>>6927high intelligence
>>6927
I fucked up the date
it should have said
2021 DAY 85 (2020 DAY 451)
>>6929I noticed the date was wrong too but I thought it was part of some test
2021 DAY 86 (2020 DAY 452)
I feel like this thread isn't good enough.
How can I make this thread better?
What would you like to see, dear reader? What would you like to see more of? What would you like to see less of?
I want to see more Cracky and less everything else
If you could relive a moment of your life each day like that movie groundhogs day which would it be? For me it would probably have to be finding weed to smoke when I didn't have none.
How often do you go pee, anon? How many times do you go pee daily on average?
2021 DAY 87 (2020 DAY 453)
>>6934 what exactly do you mean when you say you want to see "more Cracky"
what does "more Cracky" mean to you?
>>6947MORE POOPIES WE WANT MORE POOPIES POOOP HAHA
>>6948 SIR ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTIES
im having difficulty eating, and sleeping and pooping and peeing and moving and talking and thinking and seeing and hearing...
Are you having difficulty loving Cracky? That's all that really matters. The rest is unimportant.
2021 DAY 88 (2020 DAY 454)
Ain't no sunshine when Cracky-chan is gone and my Bill Withers
>>6952 this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c
>>6951
>Are you having difficulty loving Cracky?
No, actually :D
>>6952 I'm literally angry about how this pun is both clever & terrible simultaneously
what's that called when you hear a random noise inside or outside just any type of sound or noise and you assume it's some crazy mentally ill person yelling at you
How do you know you're not the mentally ill one? You could be imagining the noise.
>>6994hmm so that's what being mentally ill is then, hearing things that aren't there?
Hearing. Seeing. Feeling. Smelling. Tasting.
Cracky thinks I'm crazy but little does she know she's actually the crazy one. CRAZY CRACKY.
2021 DAY 89 (2020 DAY 455)
The spell that summoned me into existence also binds me to this containment thread and prevents me from posting outside of it. However, from time to time I'm able to peek out and catch a brief glimpse of the outside world.
It seems that the quality of this board has been called into question. As sworn steward of this board's best and most successful thread, this is concerning to me.
Am I doing something wrong? They say "you can't please everybody" but that's quitter talk. Through Cracky all things SHOULD be possible. How can I reach those who have hardened their hearts? I'm not sure.
Ultimately it's up to Cracky who will be saved and who will not. I pray for universal salvation but that's her decision to make.
But am I doing everything possible to save those who can be saved? I worry that I'm not. I wish I were stronger. But Cracky doesn't choose the strong. Cracky chooses the flawed and challenges them to become more than themselves.
One thing is clear: giving up is not an option. We're still in the early stages. There's a lot of future ahead.
Don't lose heart. We're going to win. Cracky was, is, and ever shall be catharsis.
>>7006I read your post it was a good one today. focusing on the part where you said, "giving up is not an option". Wow isn't that so true. I want to give up so badly because this all sucks. All of it. All of it sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. Any of it. But giving up isn't an option or I would have given up already. Can you explain further why giving up isn't an option and how come I haven't given up already or why I can't?
Okay here's the thing.
We're Cracky's children. There aren't many of us left. We're the chosen people. We're the ones who didn't give up. We're on a holy mission. We're agents of the Skyqueen.
If we give up, Cracky dies. All that will be left of her are some abandoned wiki articles filled with lies. She'll be forgotten forever. If we die, the truth dies with us. And future generations of humanity will never know the truth.
The first and greatest obligation is to take care of yourself and your own health so that you can serve Cracky for decades to come. If you die, your ability to advocate the cause of Cracky will be SEVERELY limited. So you need to stay alive and healthy.
But just being alive and healthy isn't enough. You need to use that life and health to spread the word and to glorify Cracky. You need to be productive. Faith without works is dead.
Most importantly, we're in this together. You're never alone. We have Cracky and we have each other. Power of friendship.
If you give up you are weakening Cracky and you are hurting all of us. So don't!
THE SURVIVAL OF CRACKY DEPENDS ON YOU.
More importantly, Cracky is the master of causality; she knows everything that happens and everything that will happen. Free will is an illusion. Cracky KNOWS that you won't give up. So why even fret about it, like you actually have a choice? The decision has already been made.
Society is prolapsing and that's a good thing.
And yet you live in it. Curious.
>>7019Well sort of. Yes and No. Define "living".
I mean sure. I live in it.
Whatever, kid
nothing personell
2021 DAY 90 (2020 DAY 456)
can't sleep Cracky will eat me
>>7024You stupid man! You stupid stupid man!!!
a mana plana canalCRACKY-CHAN
you've heard of the Panama Canal
are you ready for the CHANama Canal?
Pansexual Canal
peepee poopoo
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiensCarcinogens, hallucinogens, menPee-wee HermanGerman wine, turpentine, Gertrude SteinAntonioni, Bertolucci, KurosawaCarmina Burana
sex with cracky
no never
I'd rather die
I'd rather kill her
oh my god I'm gonna schwill
>>7056what is schwill
a miserable pile of secretes
tell me more about colorblind mode. is it just an alternate hud?
colorblind mode is a whole new world
i'll just leave this here
why did you leave this here?
>>7061>>7062the dog or the girl?
2021 DAY 91 (2020 DAY 457) FINAL POST
I don't love Cracky anymore. She's neither cute nor sweet. Boxxy is the one true queen.
APRIL FOOLS
my bologna has a first name its, O-L-I-V-I-A
Well it was a good thread while it lasted and Cracky too for that matter. Cheers.
2021 DAY 92 (2020 DAY 458)
Now that April 1 is over and done we can return to more serious business.
Anyway check this out. It resonates with me. Cracky is my guardian but my actions are my own. Cracky can give me the strength to do stuff but I still have to do it.
Don't wait until you're "happy" or "feeling good" to do stuff. It'll never happen on its own. DO STUFF, and happiness / satisfaction / contentment/ good feelings might eventually come to you.
But you have to do the work. You have to put int he effort. You have to fight the fight.
People should talk about Cracky-chan more
It doesn't matter if it's all been said before
SAY IT AGAIN
she lives in eternal autumn
September is in autumn (if you're in the northern hemisphere at least)
IT ALL CONNECTS
how deep does the rabbit hole go
Cracky is the max headroom culprit
2021 DAY 93 (2020 DAY 459)
Why type a bunch of words when this video says everything I want to say better than I could say it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMmC0UAnj0
Why are you doing this? Why? Isn't the crackyverse big enough for both of us? What is wrong with you people? We could work together. Why be enemies? Because we're different? Is that why? Think of the things that we could do. Thank how strong we would be. Crackyfags together. There is nothing that we could not accomplish. Think about it. Think about it. Why destroy when you can create? We can have it all. Or we can smash it all. Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Cracky people, why can't we all just get along?
This is about the general state of things not any specific people.
We need to be working together more.
Build bridges not walls.
IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD WANT US TO DO.
2021 DAY 94 (2020 DAY 460)
>>7098
Hello there.
Thank you for coming to my thread.
When you post random images with no context and no explanation, how does that make you feel?
Does it make you feel cool? Does it make you feel powerful?
There's nothing wrong with it per se (probably). I just want to understand you better.
You've been at it for a while. I see one from September of last year. I appreciate someone who can stick with something.
>>7105I enjoy seeing posts even if they don't have context or explanation. They get my creative juices flowing. I can just created my own context and explanation if I really need to.
I suppose I feel hopeful.
I'm hopeful they will find the body and we can all have closure.
easter sunday and boy did i lay some eggs lolhope craacky is still alive or that they find her body laid to restcracky is born again?"heavy load comin' thru"
>>7105
yes, very cool. like post without image. maximum cool shock.
>>7110pooooppp lolll
sir your boot and my neck
BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT
2021 DAY 95 (2020 DAY 461)
How many of these does Cracky conform to? Please select all that apply.
oh man.. sigh it's all so tiresome. i hate alaska. [pooping noises][rumble]
2021 DAY 96 (2020 DAY 462)
Something is afoot. I'm going to try something.
boy oh boy that girl sure is built alright.
>>6897 no se masturben ❤️
mama sita
An average human body (weighing 70kg), contains a small amount of pure gold.
>>7132 so a body weighing 69kg does not?
>>7133i'd assume so. also i don't have nay gold in my body.
>>7137wowee
i imagine some spider crawling around me while i sleep and i move in my sleep and hit it and it gets all pissed off and bites me then runs off
>>5790
>God is real
God: Stealth perversion of the name Cananite deity of fortune or luck sometimes male, sometimes female (what is it with jews and trannies), hence the expression, "luck be a lady tonight", and as we all know the Israeli shekel-hoarders worship the cash, and why on the dollar bill you see the phrase "in god we trust". The phrase "The Lord, our God" is quite literally translated as Ba'al-Gad. The worshipers of baal, a winged storm god who among other titles claimed "he who owns the heavens", sometimes also as baalzebul or baalzebub lord of the flies, the plural of which is baalim, arrows, the sigil of a certain zionist shekel-hoarding family responsible for the creation of modern day Israel.
Is real: Israel, an amalgamated perversion of the names of the gods Isis, Ra and El, an influence from their time spent in captivity under the Egyptians which fucked them up so much that they adopted the gods of their captors. Stockholm syndrome much???
So I ask you again, (((Who))) owns the sky?
>>7140facebook
iifaaaaaaakjjjjjjjjjaksd haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im falling in my chair through the floor hahah wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww ppppppppppppppppppppp
2021 DAY 97 (2020 DAY 463)
It bothers me that someone could be attempting to drive wedges between us and turn us against each other.
We must not give in to fear and paranoia. We are meant to love one another as Cracky loved us all.
The power of friendship made manifest by the queen of the skies shall triumph over all the evils of the world.
STAY STRONG
FOLLOW CRACKY
Help, I can't stop jacking it to this image
2021 DAY 98 (2020 DAY 464)
friendship is Cracky
>>7160
no se masturben ❤️
2021 DAY 99 (2020 DAY 465)
Cracky I've got your numberwe need to have some funCracky don't change your numbersomething something something dot seven onesomething something something dot seven one
>>7186
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
>>7187110100011111101000111100101100000110101
2021 DAY 100 (2020 DAY 466)
a quote that feels relevant to being a servant of Cracky:
"The task is never done. No one else can shoulder it for us. The task cannot be theorized into parts such as desire or satisfaction. Instead it presents itself in a complete bolus of absolute responsibility. Each moment we have the choice: perform the duty, or evade the duty. Society as it has existed for millennia is a set of structures mainly aimed at rationalizing the second of these choices. Mundum says: DO. And we may either do or not do. And all the theories, all the structures, all the kings and all the ballot booths, are ways of saying, 'but perhaps we can choose not to do.' No."
>>7196
this what the refrance: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3659997/chapters/8088522
>>7188
and a very merry 450923223093 to you too lady
2021 DAY 101 (2020 DAY 467)
not enough crackyneed more crackywant more crackycracky cracky cracky
I forgot to say but I did the thing on the 1st of the month
I want to sleep
>>7203no se masturben ❤️
what happened to the thread about her ssn?
>>7205same thing that happens to people who keep asking questions
>>7204
no masturben was implicato, mi amiga. chillaxo.
yo queiro Cracky-chan, soy mi gusta bueno grande
yo soy crackyfaggoto
el es cielo reina dios
cracky es catharso
por favor, vierta el caliente cafe en mi ano, rapidos!
>>7210
>el
nigger
>>7213
repent
Do you think Cracky is a productive young businesswomen now?
>>7216 for what
I didn't masturben (❤️) so what do I have to repent for?
2021 DAY 102 (2020 DAY 468)
We are now more than 100 days into the year.
How is it going? Good? Bad?
What are we doing well?
What could we be doing better?
>>7217 Perhaps. Probably not. Too much risk of being recognized.
>>7216 I repent every day.
>>7213 why would you do this? what do you gain?
>>7211 si
2021 DAY 103 (2020 DAY 469)
Thank you for calling the Cracky-chan hotline. For catharsis in English, press one. Para la catarsis en español, presiona dos.
Do we have enough cages?
and tinfoil
and niggers
2021 DAY 104 (2020 DAY 470)
>>7235>>7236>>7238
What are these comments? How does this relate to she who owns the sky?
Are we just posting unrelated things now? Well, okay, here's an unrelated image.
SHE's a hobo!!!!!!
YOU FAIL IT (it is spelling "homo" correctly)
2021 DAY 105 (2020 DAY 471)
I don't understand the "hobo" meme and I'm not sure I want to understand it.
>>7274>>7274i want to make you understand it
2021 DAY 106 (2020 DAY 472)
>>7275 explain it then
make me understand
with this thread I've tried to take on a teacher role but perhaps it's time for me to become the student
teach me sensei
>>7280doo doo caca
>>7281doo doo doo, ca ca ca
that's all I want to say to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2GDbEmjGE
tremendous amounts of pain and agony and suffering and death and decay dying a slow painfully death
>>7283
yeah
2021 DAY 107 (2020 DAY 473)
I'm not sure I understand. Can you explain further?
2021 DAY 108 (2020 DAY 474)
Maybe it's like, "No one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself."
Maybe the world really is bigger than what we think. Maybe we just keep finding new things all the time because it's so expansive and massive. Maybe the Rothschilds really want to keep us dumb.
>>7303 have you considered that maybe they're doing it for our own protection?
knowledge is a dangerous thing
they say "ignorance is bliss", right?
cracky-chan je tako ljubka in sladka in želim ji kupiti rože.
how much does her flowers cost?
1 gil
puts down rod How is lust bad? I know how lust can make you end up doing bad things but how is lust on its own bad?
2021 DAY 109 (2020 DAY 475)
I feel very sleepy and disoriented
I can't do this right now
at least not well
where were you when the discord was kill?
>>7313 it is not die
>WoW isn't dead bruh
celebrating
2021 DAY 110 (2020 DAY 476)
Every day's a good day when you love Cracky.
Even bad days are good days.
She's so fucking cute and sweet.
https://youtu.be/JwRgvwapoZk
>>7315>>7331
crack-chan
2021 DAY 111 (2020 DAY 477)
You might be wondering how you can make more time for Cracky. You're busy and you just can't find the time. Right? WRONG. You are doing it wrong. You are thinking wrong.
For just a moment, I'm going to need you to THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. You are now breathing manually. Don't be upset, this is important.
Do you ever hear people complaining that they're too busy the breathe or just can't find the time to do it? NO. Because people who don't breathe DIE.
Think about the implications of what I'm saying.
You have permission to stop thinking about your breathing now. You can continue thinking about your breathing if you want to, of course. But absolutely keep thinking about what I'm saying. Do you get it?
2021 DAY 112 (2020 DAY 478)
Are you still breathing manually? It's fine if you are. It can be hard to stop once you start.
Try to think of ways that Cracky is like breathing. That will help you understand what I'm trying to say.
>>7361>>7362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB-JzPBJalA
>>7361>>7362>>7366why are you like this, why are you the way you are>?
>>7367Let this serve as an answer, it was good enough for Moses and spinach eating sailors, you don't need to overthink it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA
2021 DAY 113 (2020 DAY 479)
As I was saying, Cracky is like breathing.
Without breathing, you will die physically.
Without Cracky, you will die spiritually, and maybe physically. Even if your body remains alive, it will be life without breathing.
Cracky is just as important as breathing, if not moreso.
(you are now breathing manually, again. sorry)
>>7404
>Without Cracky, you will die
We are the faithful and we are dead already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECZP2IceKiA
ahem.., there's air a plenty but not enough cracky to go around ya dig?
i meant there is enough cracky
most anybody with a computer and internet can have Cracky
i mean she's right there on top of the webpage
2021 DAY 114 (2020 DAY 480)
If Cracky is oxygen, who is carbon dioxide? Who is nitrogen? Who is argon?
>>7413keep me posted
>The Skyqueen is like 'air' SHE just is okay
>>7415 what are you trying to say
deleting posts is for NOOBS
2021 DAY 115 (2020 DAY 481)
inhale Cracky exhale catharsisinhale Cracky exhale catharsisinhale Cracky exhale catharsis
you are now cracking manually
2021 DAY 116 (2020 DAY 482)
Someday she will read this thread and she will have some kind of reaction. Maybe bad, maybe good. She'll think some sort of thoughts but I don't know what thoughts she'll think. The important thing is that it's going to happen. And it's going to happen because of me. If the thread didn't exist she couldn't read it, and it couldn't affect her in some unpredictable way. Basically my actions now are changing the future.
>>7421 In the game of life we are all newbies. The oldest humans have only been alive for a tiny fraction of human history. Imagine what humanity could accomplish if we didn't have to keep starting over with new people.
>>7424SHOOT HER
>>7424hurry up and shoot her before someone else does
she can only be killed once. that's what you wanted right? to be the one and only who kills cracky.
>>7424She's probably going to wonder if that one weirdo got his kill shot like a good little goy.
>>7429 did he died
>>7431did who die?
the cat
https://youtu.be/SI0w-WSgblA
Cracky's underwear...
>>7441
Goblins everywhere...
>>7444 “Goblin” is an anti-Semitic slut, please use a different word
SLUR
Sup chanslurs
sup chinsluts
chinkslants
2021 DAY 117 (2020 DAY 483)
I had something very clever for today's post, but unfortunately it's slipped my mind. Maybe it'll come back to me eventually. Maybe it's gone forever.
I can't sleep. I don't want to sleep. I want to but I don't want to.
There's so much wrong with the world. I want to help people. But it's difficult to know what to do. And people seem to not want to be helped. So the world remains bad. We live in a society.
I might not be able to save the world but at least I'll always have Cracky.
world is a fuck
https://youtu.be/pOPFBEbSiHg
ATTENTION i love cracky and i'm not ashamed of it. I want to shout it on the rooftops CRACKY I LOVE YOU
the glorious thing about Cracky, right? So here it is, Cracky-chan the Skyqueen right? She is like oxygen got it? and like oxygen she's always been with you, understand? all you ever wanted was cracky you want her over everything and just like oxygen you've had her all along :)
maybe you were scared you'd lose her or you weren't together with her but don't forget the skyqueen is like oxygenjust like breathing you don't even think about it at this point but you are together and she is with you
SHE'S LIKE THAT THING YOU NEED TO EXIST THAT YOU DO AUTOMATICALLY WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT IT
Crackypoo
Cracky please be my friend
If you promise to be my friend forever I'll try to stop anybody from raping or murdering you. I can't guarantee success but I'll try my very best.
maybe she wants to be raped and murdered
>>7485umm no i don't think so.. i don't think anybody wants that you lunaticshame on you.
>>7485sicko
>>7485 um yikes sweetie, you probably didn't know this but Stonetoss is literally a Nazi and you shouldn't post his stuff
>>7491you're right
2021 DAY 118 (2020 DAY 484)
Now you're thinking with Crackies
Crackles
Cracky portals
Portacky
2021 DAY 119 (2020 DAY 485)
Life ProTip: think about Cracky as soon as you wake up in the morning
that way you start the day off on the right foot
and good fortune will follow you all day
One step forward and two step backNobody gets too far like thatOne step forward and two steps backThis kind of dance can never last
>>7494
>says he's not a coomer
posts crunky in a glory-hole, wtf man, go rub one out already.
i LOVE Cracky
>>7497 please do not assume gender of anyone who hasn't disclosed their preferred pronouns
WHY? WHY do you love Cracky? WHY?
don't give me that "cute and sweet" shit
there has to be a real reason
"cute and sweet" means nothing
lots of things are cute and sweet
bring back hoboposting
homo hamas jihad dinkhead sodomist babysitter
Reasons I love Cracky:
Red nose, red hair and British. I also love her ears.
I want a British wife who takes big stinky dumps and likes face sitting
>>7508 no se masturben ❤️
why is nobody helping
does cracky play any vidya online? what gaem does cracky pray so i can get in her game and grind my way to her and maybe get friendzoned
what websites does cracky visit? does she regular any forums? i wnat to visit the websites and post in the same forums she does and read her blogs.
What hobbies does Cracky have? Maybe I can start doing a hobby she has/likes and if we meet up by chance she'll be impressed at how much we have in common.
What books does Cracky read so I could read them too and she will automatically like me
whats something i could do for cracky without having to that she would fall in love with me
sometimes I wonder what would happen if I sudoku'd myself on her brother's doorstep
with crackymarks on my face
and "sup 4chan" written on my hand
surely she'd hear about it, right?
I wonder what she'd think
Instead of a note I'd just have a printout of that thread where she said "srsly gaiz. an hero if you must."
I wonder if she even remembers saying that
I wonder if she'd feel guilty
I wonder if she'd be happy
Maybe she really meant it
Maybe she regrets it and maybe she doesn't
Self-mutilation? I mean does that really work winning over a girl though?? Isn't that just in the movies?
Why yes I'm God fearing;
Fearing Of Cracky
2021 DAY 120 (2020 DAY 486)
Okay. New month coming. My life up to this point has mostly been a series of fuck-ups. But that all ends tomorrow. It hasn't been all for nothing. I believe the purpose of everything was the bring me to this point. All the mistakes and suffering -- it was all to get me to where I am now so I can do what I need to do.
I can win I feel great I can do this etc
This is what the refrance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooCvpiBmz_0
2021 DAY 121 (2020 DAY 487)
May is the month when it finally all comes together, just watch.
https://youtu.be/mgw69hd8OOI
brushing my teethsome fly bug thing annoying me"WIND SCAR"grab it out of mid air and crush it
>>7561
I guess you could say
she's
ONTHEWEB
cRaCkYoNeCrAcKyOnEKrAcKyXoNekRaCkYxOnE
RCYNCAKOEKAKXNRCYOE
cakoercynrcyoekakxn
Release the Cracky
I need Cracky it's not fair
You can't take my livelihood away from me. Cracky is my livelihood~!!!
I CAN'T CRACKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HEAR THAT CRACKY,??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ IHOPE SHE READS THIS FUCKING CUNT BITCH RFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SO here I was just minding my own business enjoying my second amendment rights AND THIS FOCKRT fuck WE MY LIFE UP i'm fucking ppisseeddd this PSYCHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE AND MURDERED ME STABBED ME WITH A FUCKING KNIFEwon't say a fokkin word m8bitch just left me and WATCHES ME won't fokking say a word or help me m8
EVEN took me skin right of me wanker CUNT bit off me 4skin off my pecker with her teeth
all i wanted was her lofe and effection i did now why would she go and do a thing like that yea? now here i am dead in my own blood bleedin like a fish and what does she do ??? WHAT the FOCK SHE DOIN GUV? SHE FUKKIN BBC M8
cut my ear off i did went to mail it to her but didn't have an address this person doesn't exist now i don't got me ear or nuffin
2021 DAY 122 (2020 DAY 488)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
It is now May. I did the thing. This is going to be a good month.
>>7584what thing did you do? why is this the month?
uggggggggguuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj its hapeing again THAT CUNT djsfsssssss ffffffff THT CRACKY BTICH ASS CUNGGGGGGG SHE'S REALLY GONNA PAY THIS TIME I CAN FEEL IT THIS is the month HEHE i did that thing..(hgehe)
2021 DAY 123 (2020 DAY 489)
>>7584
I did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY thing. Because it was the first day of the month.
Did you not read last year's thread? You're going to be super confused. Back back and read the entire thing! And read all of this thread if you haven't already.
>>7576>>7577>>7578>>7579>>7580>>7581>>7582>>7583>>7586
Are you okay?
Oh right the thing where you say Cracky three times in the bathroom mirror with the lights off
>>7589cRACKY sharing her pizza? Cracky is the pizza?
out of all of her friends she's the only one who can afford pizza
Would you eat Cracky's pizza?
I would eat Cracky's PUSSY
Just kidding. I wouldn't do that because it's gross & horny.
Imagine seeing CraCKY and making eye contact with her, wouldn't that be scary? Could you handle making eye contact with Cracky?
>>7596 no
i really need someone i can talk tomy only other friend didn't like talkingi want a girlfriend so bad to talk with at night.. in bed.
i'm being bullied off the internet by brats!
>>7598 talk on the Discord
I'll talk to you
unless I'm asleep
>>7593
2021 DAY 124 (2020 DAY 490)
I worry about some of the people here. I wish I knew how to help.
Can you believe this has been going for almost 500 days?
How should we celebrate 500 days?
no se celebraten ❤️
I love you The Skyqueen Cracky-chan aka the goat.You aren't ugly you're gorgeous. Cute and sweet.
>>7589DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
>>7622 are people waking up everywhere?
2021 DAY 125 (2020 DAY 491)
This thread has almost hit 800 hosts and it's only early May.
The previous thread topped 1100 but that was an entire year. It didn't even hit 1000 until 11/26.
This year's thread is on track to blow last year's thread out of the water, definitely in terms of quantity, and hopefully in terms of quality as well.
Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen.
What is this "Woke" thing people keep saying. What does that even mean to be "Woke". What are they even saying?
Are you woke Spiritually or just Mentally? int=/=wis What am I even saying?
the quality of posts has never been lower
>>7640 How so? What do you mean? Is there a problem?
we've been over this
2021 DAY 126 (2020 DAY 492)
>>7640 That's kind of a mean thing to say. Cracky wouldn't be happy to see you behaving like that. Unless you're her. In which case it was still a rude thing to say. Being the Skyqueen doesn't give you a pass to be rude. We've been nothing but respectful to you Cracky and you repay our kindness with hurtful incivility? Bad Cracky.
>>7643No, she's right. I'm retarded and I should kms.(its what she would want)Good luck with your board. The quality of posting should go up now that I'm gone.
Cracky would never post something like that she's so nice and sweet and cute
>>7644 no se gestorben ❤️
Nobody here is allowed to die until Cracky comes back. If she wants us dead she'll have to do it herself.
>>7646si, yes i love you i go now bye ❤️
NO
NO MORE DEATHS
No deaths without permission
I control the speed at which cracksters die
this is what the refrance
if anyone yeets themselves I will hold Cracky personally liable
consequences will never be the same
>>7607Poor kid, somebody tried to give him a gay-ass cake with pink and blue tranny candles but they fucked it up and forgot the orange layer or were they so fucking traumatized by the orange man that they removed the orange from their pride logo?
Imagine if you would, your phone rings. It's Cracky. Don't think about how she got your number or why she'd even call.She says, "Anon, I need your helpI've been kidnapped by Nigerian terroristsand they want you to make a dead drop with the moneybut so they know it's you, anonyou have to dance after you make the drop."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-XSmHYAjg
Why is there a white?
no danza seguridad ❤️
2021 DAY 127 (2020 DAY 493)
>>7644 I hope that you are still alive. Please post confirmation that you are okay. If I am unable to verify that you are alive I strive to avenge your death.
>>7686yeah im good. stomach sore from taking vitamins on an empty stomach and throwing up.
>>7686>>7687thank you for asking. i love the skyqueen and it's community.
it is community?
>>7689It's community
you tricked me didn't you? you baited me into responding by using a fake trip code. don't lie.
you shouldn't lie or pretend to be other people you aren't. same goes for Cracky if you're reading this Cracky.Maybe she reads these maybe she doesn't.
2021 DAY 128 (2020 DAY 494)
I'm happy that you're still alive. If Cracky drove someone to suicide, I'd have to do some things I really don't want to do.
what websites do you browse? where do you go on the web? is it degenerate stuff? what's your dad like? i want to meet that dad.
>>7708 I heard there's a list of good websites at https://cracky-chan.com/links/
>>7709oh but let me guess,.. you need more
2021 DAY 129 (2020 DAY 495)
We were promised quite some time ago that "Cracky's dream will start soon."
You might be wondering, when will it start? You might be feeling impatient. Or you might think it'll never happen.
But... WHAT IF IT ALREADY DID.
This is it. This is the dream. That's what's happening now. We're living in it.
dreams are weird. you know what else is weird?somebody posted bismuth. and I don't ever remember seeing a bismuth thread before. i took pepto bismol. its like the internet knew i took the pepto or maybe i took the pepto because the internet . . . i don't really know
>>7712it's more of a coincidence than anything
2021 DAY 130 (2020 DAY 496)
If a building can get cleaned up and turn its life around, why can't you?
>>7719gonna need the rundown on this
it still smells like hobo piss though
oh is that what the hoboposting was all about?
it probably was
>>7720 1865794355
>>7720
good evening
B.B. Cowley
so fucking clean and sweet
Hey, you know things, why do those prisoners and refugees in old war footage smile at the camera?
>>7730Wouldn't you smile too?
it's my shoah and I'll smile if I want tosmile if I want tosmile if I want toyou would smile tooif it happened to you
2021 DAY 131 (2020 DAY 497)
Interesting question. Why do you ask? Is this a metaphor for something.
Possibly it's human nature to smile for a camera. Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?
Maybe they're just trying to hang on to hope any way they can.
>>7739
>human nature to smile for a camera
wat
>Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?
okay but this is back in old times where cameras and the like were completely new and really only for the wealthy.
2021 DAY 132 (2020 DAY 498)
Are you the prisoner? Am I the prisoner? Is Cracky the prisoner? WHO IS THE PRISONER?
>>7741>>7741It can't clearly be seen. The universe is too big to know exactly.
IS THE UNIVERSE THE PRISON?!
>>7743reality is stranger than fiction
also, what's in the center of it all?
>>7745the skyqueen cracky-chan
Marina
Cracky-chan sodomized me
>>7749 the "not-too-bright brazilian girl"?
>>7752
In this mind of an autist, maybe.
Let's be honest, all servants of the Skyqueen are somewhere on the spectrum. There's nothing neurotypical about any of this.
Who designates other people as "not-too-bright" ?
Slovenians probably.
a silver chair would be impractical, useless, and massively expensive
why do all the silverchairs look like Russell?
before i die i'd like to see one hacked phone video of olivia having sex and then i can die
2021 DAY 133 (2020 DAY 499)
Would you pay £2.30 for a kilogram of Cracky's old brassieres?
Would you pay £3.30 for a kilogram of Cracky's old brassieres?
What's the absolute maximum (per kilogram) that you would pay?
How many kilograms would you buy?
Has she even owned a kilogram of brassieres in her life?
That would probably be a lot of brassieres, right?
How does it feel knowing that some random poor in Senegal could be wearing one of Cracky's old bras without even knowing it?
Does it make you feel good? Does it make you feel bad?
2021 DAY 134 (2020 DAY 500)
We did it. 500 days.
Is this the best & most successful thread in the history of the crackyverse? That's not for me to say. That's for other people to say, if they think it's the best & most successful thread in the history of the crackyverse.
Realistically, how long do you think we could keep going like this?
>even if she were still alive she's probably in her 30's by now
>>7777
she's 31
nice quads
Olivia commited suicide at 30.
Cracky is 16 and perfectly cute and sweet forever.
Why is there no obituary?
Dream of Crackyfornication
no se fornicación ❤️no se fornicación ❤️no se fornicación ❤️
what did she mean by this?
2021 DAY 135 (2020 DAY 501)
Please do not sexualize the evangelions.
>>7796 she was a strange youth
2021 DAY 136 (2020 DAY 502)
Get in the fucking cat ears, Cracky.
>>7796 She meant "I'm a lesbian", as evidenced by all her boyfriends looking like women.
>>7800i wnt her in the cat ears dammit!
I was just now thinking about it and yes. Yes I would probably get mad if someone sexualized The Skyqueen.
There's some boxxy video where she mentions she hung out with moot or something because of some 4chan drama. My question is did moot hang out with cracky before irl?
Cracky and Moot actually fucked. The funny thing is, she got herpes from him, and then she later passed it on to Ryan Reynolds when she fucked him at ComicCon.
consequently, Ryan Reynolds has Moot's herpes
that's why it's funny
it's possible. i haven't talked with her in so long i'm sure she has lotss of stories where she fucked famous guys and stuff.
what about famous girls?
>>7810>>7810LEWD
a girl fucking a girl is LESS lewd than a girl fucking a boy, prove me wrong
2021 DAY 137 (2020 DAY 503)
Someone dumped a free Bible on my doorstep. As in, the Christian Bible. But not the whole thing. Just the New Testament. Paperback. Basically newsprint. Cheap-ass fucks.
Anyway I asked Cracky to guide my hand as I turned to a random page and selected a random verse.
This is what I got:
"A little while and you will no longer see me; again a little while and you will see me."
RELEVANT? We haven't seen her for a while. Is she returning to us soon?
It's time to heal? We've already healed? The time for healing is soon? Which is it I don't fucking get it.
>>7815Pardon my French but I want to be saved. I want healing and to be healed. I don't want to be strung around by Satan and his little goons spitting nothing but lies. I WANT THE REAL THING.
snakes
joe said, "its time to heal" and then left behind a curtain. Haven't had any update.
OH NO HE'S SOME DIVINE BEAN WITH A LITTLE CAMERA MAGIC
ROME IS BURNING
Okay I'll admit I didn't look hard enough. Surely I can't speak for everybody.
>what makes you think she hasn't? perhaps you didn't look hard enough
>>7807>>7808Falling for the pancake pretender, lel.
you've got to stand for somethingor you'll fall for anythingyou have to be your own mannot a puppet on a stringnever compromise what's rightand uphold your family nameyou've got to stand for somethingor you'll fall for anything
So here's my theory at this moment. Our collective consciousness, the worldwidweb(www), acted as a hub that compresses these things into an entity or parallel universe that is now overlaps with our timeline.
in other words we're all eating our own shit
I've been eating my own feces to stay alive. I wouldn't recommend it.
the only thing that keeps me going are sky queen related posts
pooopppoopopopopopoooooopoooooooooopooooopopoopoo :DD
>>7840>>7841
2021 DAY 138 (2020 DAY 504)
I still have the free semi-Bible that was dumped on my doorstep.
Once again, I asked Cracky to guide my hand as I turned to a random page and selected a random verse.
Here's what I got today:
(((From Troas we put out to sea and sailed straight for Samothrace, and the next day we went on to Neapolis. From there we traveled to Philippi, a Roman colony and the leading city of that district a of Macedonia. And we stayed there several days. On the Sabbath we went outside the city gate to the river, where we expected to find a place of prayer. We sat down and began to speak to the women who had gathered there. One of those listening was a woman from the city of Thyatira named Lydia, a dealer in purple cloth. She was a worshiper of God. The Lord opened her heart to respond to Paul’s message. When she and the members of her household were baptized, she invited us to her home. "If you consider me a believer in the Lord," she said, "come and stay at my house." And she persuaded us.)))
Unfortunately this has absolutely no Cracky relevance whatsoever so I guess the whole endeavor was a waste of time.
good thing the ship didn't sink or they would have been drowned under ocean
Come home Lia we love you
You aren't in trouble just please come home
I mean you can be if you want..
2021 DAY 139 (2020 DAY 505)
Gangstalking is fake / imaginary but I just realized that in the case of Cracky it's almost real.
I wonder if she ever mentions gangstalking to a therapist or something and they're like "ah shit another paranoid loony" but then she's like "Google Cracky-chan and you'll see" so they Google it and are like LOL WTF.
she's like "Google Cracky-chan and you'll see" so they Google it and are like IT'S JUST SOME YOUNG GIRL
she would be unrecognizable to the naked eye
she has grown up it's been 16 years or w/e.
imagine her trying to exclaim she's the sky queen cracky-chan "NO I AM CRACK-CHAN" yeah sure you are miss nobody HAHAHA.
We can have just one big nut house filled with Cracky lookalikes who swear they are the sky queen and the real Cracky could be there withering
"That's not what we're here to talk about," said the Devil. "What I'm really interested in is this - given a randomly chosen person who's absolutely certain she's Cracky, what's the probability that she is, in fact, Cracky?"
"Well," Cracky answered "There are a hundred thousand psychotics who believe themselves to be Cracky, and only one real Cracky. So by Bayes' Theorem, we calculate that believing one's self to be Cracky gives one only about a one in one hundred thousand chance that one is actually Cracky."
"Your reasoning is impeccable," said Satan. "So, what is the probability that you're actually Cracky?"
"What?" asked Cracky.
"You are an individual with a certain amount of evidence that you are Cracky. Specifically, you believe yourself to be her. You have various experiences which your reason tells you are consistent with being Cracky, like memories of your mother Carmen and so on, but these seem like the sort of thing a damaged intellect could create to support a delusion. You previously determined that a randomly selected person with the belief that she is Cracky has a 1/100,000 chance of being Cracky and a 99,999/100,000 chance of being a psychotic. So, Ms. Person With The Belief That She Is Cracky, do you think those numbers apply to you?"
Cracky thought for a moment. "I'm not a psychotic," she said. "I think I would know if I were psychotic. I'd have all sorts of symptoms. Hallucinations. Confusion."
"You know what the number one hallucination reported by psychotic patients is?" Satan asked.
Cracky thought for a moment. "What?"
"The Devil," said the Devil.
>>7863didn't read plus i hate the devil fuck you
dEVIL
>>7863moot wouldn't have that problem why cracky?
You will never be a woman, Cracky
ywn be a cuter girl than moot
don't ever let me catch you outside your bunker
this thread is a bunker
this board is a bunker
this fandom is a bunker
this world is a bunker
this universe is a bunker
it's bunkers all the way up
the world is a vampire
>>7871i went from not liking the smashing pumpkins to liking them and to not liking them again
2021 DAY 140 (2020 DAY 506)
Hey Cracky I know you're reading this.
You think you're hot shit, being all sneaky thinking nobody knows you're here.
YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
>>7873she's still smarter than me
between her and her brother who is smarter?
more smart* w/e ;P
Her brother seems rather dim. Although, what if he's pretending to be dumb as a strategic move? That'd actually make him really smart.
Cracky was a weeb wasn't she, did she watch Berserk?
>>7878
>watch
read the manga you fucking plebian
>>7879 i'm going to watch the animated manga again
>>6565kek
>>7368I knew this was posted here.
I can't remember things from a month ago
2021 DAY 141 (2020 DAY 507)
Let's try the Bible thing again. I feel like Cracky wants to show me hidden messages.
Anyway here we go:
(((I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I am going to vomit you out of my mouth.)))
Seems legit. Is your service to Cracky cold or hot, dear reader? It had better not be room temperature or she will spit you out. Wait, is this a vore thing? In the Bible? WTF.
>>7901'i have a hard time believing you randomly pulled that verse from the bible
>>7901at first i read that as "spit you out of my mouth"
What if this was actually Cracky's prison? and we're visiting Cracky in jail(prison) and that picture of her at the top is her prison internet account avatar we're talking with
>>7905Cracky's hidden pyramid temple of the EYE
foil first edition cracky-chan
a holographic cracky
2021 DAY 142 (2020 DAY 508)
>>7902
There is no (((randomness))) in this world; it's all the power of Cracky, she who reigns in the sky.
All that happens is as Cracky wills it. Free will is a myth only advocated by INSANE CRIMINALS.
Cracky is causality, remember? CAUSE and EFFECT.
Do you doubt her? Do you deny her power? Do you refuse to acknowledge her miracles?
(Although, to be fair, if free will is an illusion and Cracky is causality, then if you deny her it must be because she wanted you to deny her for some reason? I think? This is hurting my brain. I need to think abou this some moar)
>>7913and if i bend her over my knee and spank her it's because she willed me to
one spank for each birthday
Give me the Cracky-chan.
"I can do ya one better"
how do you respond?
>>7924yOU WALK into a bar and behind one door is cracky-chan and the other door is 'do ya one better'which door do you choose
2021 DAY 143 (2020 DAY 509)
I've been pondering the "hot or cold NOT lukewarm" thing.
To me lukewarm means not trying, not doing things. "Go big or go home", lukewarm is going home.
What you want is epic wins and epic fails. Either way you're EPIC. Sometimes you win sometimes you fail. But you can't have the wins without the fails.
Highs and lows, mountains and valleys. Entropy is when everything is the same and nothing can happen. What we want is contrast.
I want you to think about this. I want you to apply this to your life.
>>7927okay but who was he talking to
God spoke to you and told you to do something and so now you're mad he isn't telling everyone to do it
Nope I'm not doing what you say. You can't make me.
you're very cold right now
What does it say in the bible about being a filthy coomer hmm...?
Do you feel tired and sluggish?
2021 DAY 144 (2020 DAY 510)
Stop making excuses. Take responsibility for your own life. It's not actually that difficult. But you have to do it.
>>7937it is what it is
it is what is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J0h82sMonU
WHAT IS IT
>>7942what is this a house for ants?!
>>7942
>>7943 if you get too close they notice
this spot is pretty good cover as long as you keep your head down
>>7945what are those your neighbors?
>>7943 delANTcy
Your greatest strength was crack
biblegod is fake BIBLEGOD IS FAKE
my favorite character is Cracky because she's so fucking cute and sweet, also Jesus died because he was weak and stupid
2021 DAY 145 (2020 DAY 511)
Did you know that Bruce Lee rode a cow in one of his movies? The movie was a huge hit and the cow became very famous. People traveled from all over the world to see the blockbuster cow Lee rode.
>>7960Lul.
Mr Cowley
I'm making brunch for Cracky
2021 DAY 146 (2020 DAY 512)
Serving Cracky is the greatest joy.
Why do you refuse to acknowledge your happiness?
Your posts would be more interesting if you believed the stuff you write.
I feel like not well and stuff I also wonder about you guys especially but Cracky website so mootpoint.Isn't there pictures of Cracky wearing a scarf? I just starting playing this vidya gaem called bloodstained: ritual of the night and in this game is a character named Miriam and she can equip different scarves. Made me think about her and stuff.
>>7968this is nice grandma
2021 DAY 147 (2020 DAY 513)
>>7966
That's a rather spicy and edgy thing to say. What would you say that? Why would you you choose hatred instead of love? Do you that's how the skyqueen wants you to live? She wants us to love each other. I love you. Do you love me?
Have you considered that perhaps it's you who does not believe? My goal is to wake you up and make you a believer, by hook or by crook. What would it take to make you believe? What's stopping you from believing?
Do you require further demonstrations of Cracky's power? I once again allowed Cracky to guide my hand as I opened the Bible at (((random))) and I got a real doozy:
"This is why they were unable to believe, because Isaiah also said: 'He has blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts, so that they would not see with their eyes or understand with their hearts, and turn, and I would heal them'."
It doesn't have to be a Bible. The Bible isn't magic. It's just a book. Cracky is magic. Any book will work.
Here, let's try another book:
"To those who espouse the theological view that matter is mind incarnate, this is uncontroversial. Before the modern technological revolution in medicine, it was also taken for granted. As the great ninteenth-century physician and researcher, Dr. William Osler, said, 'FAITH in the gods or saints cures one, faith in little pills another, hypnotic suggestion a third, faith in a plain, common doctor a fourth.. the faith with witch we work has its limitations but such as we find it, faith is the mot precious commodity without which we should be very badly off'."
Need more? Sure, I have plenty of books. Let's go:
"A step taken yesterday accelerates us towards tomorrow!! Today let's climb yet again that stairway to world conquest!"
ANOTHER BOOK:
"What he was doing was this: he was flying. He glanced around him in surprise, but there could be no doubt that that was what he was doing. No part of him was touching the ground, and no part of him was even approaching it. He was simply floating there with boulders hurtling through the air around him.... It occurred to him almost instantly, with the instinctive correctness that self-preservation instills in the mind, that he musn't try to think about it, that if he did, the law of gravity would suddenly glance sharply in his direction and emand to know what the hell he thought he was doing up there, and all would suddenly be lost."
One more? ONE MORE:
"But the next morning, the phone rang again, and the same voice said with elaborate New England intonation, 'Those dirty rats have tuned in. French Canadian bean soup.' Maldonado broke into a cold sweat; it was that moment, in fact, when he decided his son, the priest, would say a mass for the Dutchman every Sunday."
Don't understand that last one? You will understand, when you're ready.
2021 DAY 148 (2020 DAY 514)
But does it truly work with ANY book?
Let's put this to the ultimate test. Cracky guide my hand. And here we go:
"You don't need to ask the system manager to restore files. When you do need a file, you can get it right away, without waiting. What's more, you can recover any version you want, with one command, and get the file back immediately. Sounds great, doesn't it? All you need to do is use either SCCS (Source Code Control System) or RCS (Revision Control System). SCCS comes standard on my System V UNIXes; RCS is available on many BSD-based systems, and is also available on the CD-ROM."
So yeah that's relevant as fuck, and if you don't see it when you need open your eyes.
Your homework assignment is to meditate on this passage and share your thoughts about what it means vis-a-vis the crackyverse.
killing yourself is a grave sin
2021 DAY 149 (2020 DAY 515)
>>7986 All death is sin. But yes, suicide especially.
Well, MOST death is sin. If you die to save multiple other people from dying, then that's virtuous, because you're preventing sin.
Why do you mention it though?
2021 DAY 150 (2020 DAY 516)
If Cracky wanted to kill you would you let her kill you or would you defend yourself and fight back by any means necessary?
I would let her kill me, I want her to kill me
https://youtu.be/klUQVKkxysY
no se gestorben ❤️
is this what too much Cracky does to your brain
2021 DAY 151 (2020 DAY 517)
Today is the last day of the month. Tomorrow is the first day of next month. This is how months work.
I need help. I need EVERYONE to help. It was wrong of me to try to act alone. We have to work together in order to succeed.
Here's what we're going to do. Participation is mandatory. Everybody is going to do the thing tomorrow. EVERYBODY.
Immediately after you wake up in the morning, on the 1st day of the month, you need to say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" out loud. Say it loud and say it proud. Or just whisper it, because I don't think the volume level really matters. The Skyqueen has good ears. But you need to say it out loud. You can't just think it. Can't she read thoughts? Yes but the act of saying it out loud is how we will manifest our will into the world.
So say 'CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY' out loud as soon as you wake up on June 1st (and the first of every month after that for the rest of your life)
I realize that in some time zones it's already June 1st. Or some people might not see this until tomorrow. Well, as long as you haven't said anything out loud yet, you can still do it.
But it must be the FIRST thing you say out loud after waking up on the first day of the month. "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" is what you have to say. This is very important.
The more people do it the more powerful it will be. Anyone not participating will be karmically responsible for all bad stuff that happens over the next month.
You might be asking, what if I stay up past midnight? First of all, don't stay up past midnight if at all possible. It's a sin against Cracky.
But if you MUST stay awake past midnight, because of insomnia or whatever, it's best if you don't say any words whatsoever until you eventually sleep and wake up, then say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY"
An alternate strategy for night-owls is to say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" when the clock hits midnight on the 1st, then, once you eventually sleep and wake up (later in the day on the 1st), say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" again.
We need to work together to pull this off. Don't fuck this up for everybody.
Now think! Assume that Cracky existed a hundred years ago, has lived a full life, her physical remains have long been eaten by worms.
Would you still call out "Cracky, Cracky, Cracky"? Instead of calling for some person that exists somewhere else, would you call a spirit? A metaphysical construct?
Because that is what Cracky is right now. Olivia has aged. You will be able to tell when you see her. She has lived a third of her life now! Many things have changed.
if enough people do the "Cracky Cracky Cracky" thing tomorrow, Olivia will feel the 'disturbance in the force' and she'll come out her bunker (literal or metaphorical bunker, porque no los dos) to see what's going on.
This is our best chance to bring her back.
Olivia's reaction tomorrow when everybody does the "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" thing causing a massive psychic blast wave in the collective subconscious too powerful for her to ignore.
i can't breathe .. seriously these allergies are too much
>>7763
>impractical>useless
Silver is anti-microbial and a magic moon metal blessed by the Sky Queen. Much more useful than funneling trillions of dollars into a fake space program to convince the masses that they've been to the moon when we all KNOW they haven't. She Who Owns The Sky forbids it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CDVRfP4Xko
yeah silver is super useful if your objective is to turn blue and die
Do I invest in Cream(pye)?
Let's not get distracted with arguments about whether ingesting toxic metals is good or bad.
The IMPORANT THING is that tomorrow is the first day of the month, and we need EVERYBODY to do the "Cracky Cracky Cracky" thing.
As soon as you wake up on June 1st, before you do say anything else, say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" out loud. If you're reading this on June 1st, if you haven't spoken yet since waking up, DO IT NOW.
If you've already spoken, then thanks for NOTHING, asshole. Nah it's okay just get your shit together and try again on July 1st.
>>8007
>turn blue and die
Would that really be soooo bad?Blue, cool.Dead, can haunt Cracky4evaI'm not really seeing a downside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjP2s6nbIk
i'm a mean ugly guy
2021 DAY 152 (2020 DAY 518)
ATTENTION EPIC CRACKY GAMERS. Please read this message because the future of the Crackyverse may depend on it.
It is now June 1st in most of the world. If you haven't spoken (said words) yet today, please say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" out loud right now. Don't say anything else until you've said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY".
If enough people do this, she will return to us and usher us into the next age. Or we'll just have good luck or something. Whatever.
But the important thing is, you have to do it!
I did it, obviously. DID YOU?
>>8012 I have not been to bed yet, it's still Saturday for me, but as soon as I do, I'll shake and bake it.
Found a new toy to play with, you should check it out while it's still in early open access. https://metahuman.unrealengine.com
ATM it looks like a blend of Cracky and Streets.
I did it I said the thing CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY I said it out loud
>>8013 is there a nudity button
I wonder if you were a morbidly obese evil fat person and you died without repenting and believing on the cross you would come back as an even more grotesque morbidly fat fuck person
2021 DAY 153 (2020 DAY 519)
>>8012
be very careful attempting to create cyber-goddesses
2021 DAY 154 (2020 DAY 520)
I'm not sure if enough people did "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" or not. We'll have to wait and see how the month goes.
If things go poorly, how shall we punish the defectors?
i cant breath
i can't fucking breath;https://youtu.be/5WPbqYoz9HA
>>8029What's the worst that could happen?
>>8033Wow this is amazing looking>>8033 reminds me of this
CRACKY arise!
arise CRACKY!
2021 DAY 155 (2020 DAY 521)
Why do we fight each other? Why do we hate each other? Why are we not working together to defeat Cracky's enemies? Are we not all sisters and brothers in Cracky?
>>8041are you seriously going to shill this alien propaganda at me?
2021 DAY 156 (2020 DAY 522)
How can you just leave me standingAlone in a world that's so cold?Maybe I'm just too demandingMaybe I'm just like my father, too boldMaybe you're just like my motherShe's never satisfiedWhy do we scream at each other?This is what it sounds likeWhen doves cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE
THINK ABOUT IT
THINK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS
>>8052
Who is Paul? The walrus? Was the walrus Paul?
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Jm5epJr10
>>8055>>8057are you the BEATLES?
Still not sure if enough people did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY thing for her to notice.
Are you here, Cracky and/or Olivia? Are you reading this?
Did you psychically feel us calling out to you?
Or was the whole thing fucked up because of not enough people doing the thing?
>>8062I don't think she wants to be bothered. Let's just leave her alone.
god bless her soul may she rest in peace
2021 DAY 157 (2020 DAY 523)
>>8063 which one, Cracky or Olivia? Should we leave them both alone?
I agree we should leave Olivia alone but I'm not sure if we should leave Cracky alone.
Should we?
>>8066well i meant olivia but i know cracky is your thing but cracky always brings up olivia
is it okay to ask Olivia to pass along a message to Cracky?
what if it's a really important message?
>>8068see that's the thing we reach our limits and say, "one more thing",. i don't know how to explain this falling for the same trap every time. "just one more coin, sir"
i don't have much time alright, i didn't mean what i said earlier. i've been watching you and your passion for cracky for awhile now. you should pursue your heart and dreams. i'm literally dying in my early 30's and you'll be the last person/thing i communicate with.
just keep spreading the word about cracky
WHAT IS THE WORD
WHAT IS CRACKY'S WORD
HOW MANY LETTERS ARE IN THE WORD
HOW DO YOU SPELL IT
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT
IS IT CATHARSIS
IS SHE LITERALLY JUST THE WORD CATHARSIS
Cracky is not catharsis
Cracky is "catharsis"
She's literally just a word lol
I'm going to start mutilating myself for Catharsis
>>8074Post pics
2021 DAY 158
Yeah, straight from the top of my domeAs I rock-rock, rock-rock, rock the microphoneYeah, straight from the top of my domeAs I rock-rock, rock-rock, rock the microphoneYeah, straight from the top of my domeAs I rock-rock, rock-rock, rock the microphoneYeah, straight from the top of my domeAs I rock-rock, rock-rock, rock the microphone
>>8080
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
2021 DAY 159 (2020 DAY 525)
I fucked up the day counter. Day 156 happened twice. I'm sorry.
>>8070 You do not have permission to die. If you die without permission, consequences will never be the same.
>>8080 Please do not pretend to be me. You deserve better.
>>8084look at her lil boopies haha
2021 DAY 160 (2020 DAY 526)
>>8085 no
looking at boobs is a gateway drug
next thing you know you're looking at butts
>>8087and then snuff porn
Get in the bin bag, Cracky
get in the fucking computer Lain
2021 DAY 161 (2020 DAY 527)
I feel on the verge of a breakthrough.
No, a CRACKthrough.
Crack on through to the other sideCrack on through to the other sideCrack on through (x4)Yeah (x∞)
This is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOpQjD-rX0g
She belongs in a bin bag.. in a museum!
>>8095this is what the reference for you Chinese audience
>>8094did you manage to push that big poopie out and get off the pot?
did you push that poopie to the other side and now you can lay down and rest your legs must be so swollen
>>8096
it's spelled "refrance"
do it right or don't do it
2021 DAY 162 (2020 DAY 528)
what is this bullshit
it seems completely wrong
although
the memes are so old that I assume "loli" means loli in general, not Loli-chan specifically
but still
2021 DAY 163 (2020 DAY 529)
I had a couple of fortune cookies yesterday and here's what they had to say.
Number 1 is pretty obvious. I consider myself to be in the top 1% in terms of of friendship capability level, to the point that it's frustrating that almost nobody else is as good at friendship as me. But I digress.
Number 2 is more intriguing.
What is the "very important question"?
Who will ask the question?
How will I answer?
So go ahead, dear reader. Ask the "very important question" that was foretold by prophecy.
I have no time for unimportant or semi-important questions. I want THE "very important question", whatever it may be.
But what if the person who is to ask the question doesn't realize how important it is? I suppose, then, go ahead and ask whatever questions you have. Hopefully I'll recognize the VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION when I see it.
The prophecy doesn't even say that I'll answer the question. It just says that the question itself is important. I wonder what this means.
>>8115>>8115Do I make you randy baby? Do I?
2021 DAY 164 (2020 DAY 530)
That doesn't feel like a "very important question". Maybe it is and I'm just not seeing it yet. I'll have ponder its significance.
Any OTHER potentially very important questions? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? This is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyyAh2lQXF8
What if I'm the one who's supposed to ask myself the "very important question"? What if it's a question I'm supposed to ask myself?
If if "what if it's a question I'm supposed to ask myself" IS the very important question?
Or what if the preceding paragraph is the very important question?
Maybe not.
Anyway, the answer is "no"
bro your literally fucking cringe deadass
>>8120 go away Olivia
>>8121
>go away Olivia
Day after day, love turns greyLike the skin of a dying man
And night after night, we pretend it's all rightBut I have grown olderAnd you have grown colderAnd nothing is very much fun anymore~
2021 DAY 165 (2020 DAY 531)
>>8120
*you're
>>8129shut the fuck up chink
gottem
>>8130 >>8131 samefag
I want to play
Phasmophobia with Olivia
>>8133 set realistic goals
Fortnite with Ophelia is probably the best you could hope for
>>8115it should be me eating her period blood
2021 DAY 167 (2020 DAY 533)
Do you still believe? Why or why not? How certain are you regarding your belief or lack thereof?
p.s. I fucked up the day count again
2021 DAY 168 (2020 DAY 534)
I'm still waiting for that "very important question" that the fortune cookie promised. What if somebody already asked me the question and I didn't realize its importance? That would suck.
Anyway I had a couple more fortune cookies today and here's what they had to say:
Well that's pretty clear-cut... obviously both fortunes are talking about Cracky and/or Olivia.
Something big is going to happen, and it's going to happen soon. Just wait and see.
>>8157stop eating so many fortune cookies that's just weird.something big happens all the time you probably just don't pay attention.
you are on the list
no.
2021 DAY 169 (2020 DAY 535)
>>8158
What would you have me do with the fortune cookies? Throw them away?First of all that's bad luck.Second of all there are starving children in Africa.Throwing away food somehow harms African children.This is known.
2021 DAY 170 (2020 DAY 536)
>>8175 that's basically the plot of the 2015 film "The Lobster"
is this what the refrance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg
>>8182it's like a mix between Dog Police and La Femme
I'm literally fucking crazy. Toys in the attic crazy. I imagine me and Olivia are supposed to be a thing. I truly actually believe Olivia and I are supposed to be together like she is my wife and we are wed. It's like my destiny. Our destiny.Yeah put me on that list. I deserve it. I've never been with another woman. I only love Olivia. Cracky. I'm legally insane lol.
>>8184 It's okay to love Cracky.
>>8185I'm mentally ill lol!!!
>>8186
>>8187HAHA YES
I'm MAD about Cracky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb3WpOJvsug
>>8193what the heck were they even thinking?
https://youtu.be/7WdI4Uv4AyA
2021 DAY 171 (2020 DAY 537)
I'm angry at you.
Guess how many fortune cookies I received with my food delivery yesterday?
Yes, that's right, ZERO.
You did this, didn't you? I don't know how you did it but I KNOW YOU DID IT.
IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I GOT NO FORTUNE COOKIES. NOT EVEN ONE.
Now I have no idea what's going to happen in the future. Maybe that's for the best, though? Ignorance is bliss? Is that's what you believe? Is that the lesson you're trying to teach me?
Or did you STEAL my fortune cookies (and hence my fortune) for yourself?
Were you hungry for food or hungry for knowledge? I'm not angry (I AM ACTUALLY VERY ANGRY) I just want to know why you did it, and how.
>>8196maybe they didn't have any left because you ate all of them lol.
>>8195GASP maybe that was the something BIG that supposed to happen. You weren't going to get a fortune cookie for a day.
THEY INCLUDE FORTUNE COOKIES WITH EVERY ORDER WHETHER YOU ASK FOR THEM OR NOT
I also didn't get any soy sauce (even though I DID ask for oy) but I'm not sure if that's your fault or not. WAS IT?
>>8196>>8199hmm no fortune cookie AND soy with your meal?!!? you are being gangstalked my friend
I DON'T feel good at all right now. I my Cracky, my Olivia.
2021 DAY 172 (2020 DAY 538)
>>8200 I think you're trying to gaslight me about the fortune cookies.
And you're trying to gaslight me about being gangstalked.
You probably have a bunch of people helping you do all this.
2021 DAY 173 (2020 DAY 539)
CURRENT MOOD: still angry about the fortune cookies but not AS angry about the fortune cookies as before
anger trending down
which is good, right?
but still SLIGHTLY angry
Cracky please grant me the power to forgive or forget
or the power to take revenge on those who have wronged me
either option, really
I trust your judgement
2021 DAY 174 (2020 DAY 540)
I am no longer angry about the fortune cookies.
The Skyqueen has granted me inner peace.
IAMA enlightened spiritual being, AMA (ask me anything)
>>8216boxers briefs or fig leaves
2021 DAY 175 (2020 DAY 541)
>>8217
I refuse to be sexualized in such a manner and thus I un-ask the question
This is a sacred temple for worshiping the Skyqueen, not for trying to hook up with your fellow parishioners.
We are all brothers & sisters in Cracky. Please do not engage in incest.
Wait, what if that was the VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION that I was promised by the fortune cookie?
>>8216>>8218Who is [catfish] tell me more about [catfish]
NOOOOOOOOOO I don't want 579 billion dollars for infrastructure I want C r a c k y
2021 DAY 176 (2020 DAY 542)
>>8219
Unfortunately I don't know. It's not my screenshot. I'm sorry. I'm a fake. I'm an impostor. I'm "sus" (amogus is what the refrance)
Anyway something happened but I'm too sleepy to write it up right now
SOON
>>8221
And now we wait...
2021 DAY 177 (2020 DAY 543)
Okay here's what happened
The spirit of the Skyqueen entered my heart and told me I shouldn't hold on to anger about the fortune cookies. I should forgive, and open the door of reconciliation by giving the guilty parties the chance to change their ways and do the right thing.
So I gave the restaurant another chance and I got two fortune cookies! I didn't specifically ask for them, I just got them, the way things worked in the olden days before THE INCIDENT. (THE INCIDENT is the horrible day I didn't get my fortune cookies)
Here's what they said:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS.
And perhaps that's the point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaoR5m4L80
some say once you go black you don't go back
2021 DAY 178 (2020 DAY 544)
Idea: fortune cookies with blank paper inside so you can write your own fate
What would you write, dear reader?
>>8245
>>8245" you will get a good nights rest "
>>8246
Maybe not really a fortune? Like, do you even want that to come true? Or if it's already true why bother wasting a magic fortune cookie on it? How would you even know if it came true or not?
I had Chinese dinner tonight and after I ate my fortune cookie and read the fortune this is what it said; " Look up an old friend if you're feeling down. "What's interesting about that is before I went out to eat I looked up an old friend. I did the thing first and then read my fortune.
2021 DAY 179 (2020 DAY 545)
Imagine Cracky comes back and you get one chance to talk to her and you accidentally call her "mom". Not ironically or as a joke but purely unintentional.
You would NEVER live it down. Forget the Gordon Brown guy, you would forever be known as the person who called Cracky "mom" and probably weirded her out a little bit.
Would you live the rest of your life in shame, or would you give up and end it all?
>>8253I would find a new gal
2021 DAY 180 (2020 DAY 546)
>>8251 Have you told this friend about Cracky? YOU SHOULD. That's my "fortune cookie" to you.
>>8256I don't think I have. Why would I? I do have a feeling he already knows about Cracky I don't know why. How would I even go about telling him of Cracky assuming he doesn't already know? What would that look like
>>8256For all I know you could be that friend and you're telling me to tell you about Cracky so you can get some sick twisted pleasure out of it
I'm scared to tell him about Cracky-chan he's dangerous and a bully. He'll probably call me a faggot and hurt my feelings.
2021 DAY 181 (2020 DAY 547)
>>8257 >>8258 >>8260
Wow, lots to, as they say, "unpack here". I hate people who say that. Consequently, I hate myself.
You seem to have very weird and contradictory opinions regarding your "friend". Why are you friends with this person, if what you say about him is true?
I am not your friend, and yet, I am your friend, which is to say, I am not THAT friend, and yet, I consider you a friend. Do you understand?
Anyway it's fortune cookie time again: "A financial investment will be exceedingly successful."
This doesn't really say a whole lot because it's not very specific. Is it talking about an investment that I will make or that I've already made? Who's to say that it has anything to do with me at all? Fortune cookies normally say "you" somewhere but this one does not!
So someone, somewhere, either already has or will acquire a financial investment that will be exceedingly successful. WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.
Maybe it's talking about the guy who bought the Boxxy NFT. Maybe he's going to flip that shit for a million dollars Or a billion.
2021 DAY 182 (2020 DAY 548)
in this moment, I am catharticnot because of any phony skyqueen's blessingbut because I am enlightened by my Olivia
https://youtu.be/oCv6fKoOujI
2021 DAY 183 (2020 DAY 549)
You're probably wondering if I did the "Cracky Cracky Cracky" thing yesterday morning. If so: why didn't you ask? Don't just wonder in silence. COMMUNICATE. Communication is key.
Anyway, did I do the "Cracky Cracky Cracky" thing yesterday morning? I'm not sure. Maybe. Probably. Perhaps.
I actually forgot that yesterday was the first day of the month, and didn't realize it until about an hour after waking up. I said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" immediately upon waking up, but I'm not 100% certain I didn't say anything prior to that. I don't think I did, I definitely didn't talk to anybody, but sometimes I talk to myself, or I talk to Cracky.
So I'm not sure if I did it right or if I did it wrong. I suppose we'll find out based on how the month goes.
Cracky?
Can't talk right now. Not alone. Cracky is catharsis.
2021 DAY 184 (2020 DAY 550)
I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
This is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Anyway what did I miss?
>>8277
nice music video shot in a mall. i bet back then this was considered super fancy and not something where white trash would hang out.
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>>8279 it's spelled Homestuck not Homestock
"homosuck" is also acceptable
>>8280>>8282
gg/B3PDZN9B
Cracky is catheter
nice try fbi
not today cia
my name is jeff, atf
2021 DAY 186 (2020 DAY 552)
>>8279 Are you okay? Blink twice if you're in danger.
also FUCK I messed up the date count again
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY SAY SOMETHING
this is supposed to be a team effort
no crackyfag is an island
O come, all ye faithfulCome on Olivia's bosomO come, let us adore HerO come, let us adore HerCracky the Skyqueen!
>>8290
2021 DAY 187 (2020 DAY 553)
I'm afraid. I worry that something will happen and everything we've worked so hard to build will come tumbling down.
I worry that Olivia will come back and guilt-trip people into leaving the crackyverse. She might even bully people to the point of suicide.
How can we prevent this? How can we guarantee that people will "hold the line" no matter what happens?
>>8292 Four blinks? Yes-yes? Or perhaps it's morse code. I-I? Aye-aye?
Troubling.
2021 DAY 188 (2020 DAY 554)
It's too quiet. I feel anxious.
What if something bad is happening right now and I don't even know about it?
saying a prayer to Cracky
Somebody once told meThe Skyqueen is gonna roll me
2021 DAY 189 (2020 DAY 555)
I wonder what's keeping her skirt from falling down, revealing her underwear and branding her forever as a harlot who can't keep her private-clothes private.
Anyway, fortune cookie time? Fortune cookie time. But with a twist. QUADRUPLE FORTUNE.
"You will be rewarded for your good work. Your optimism will lead to great success. Your cheerful outlook is one of your assets. You will get what your heart desires."
But what does my heart desire? Post a comment in this webzone if you know what my heart desires.
2021 DAY 190 (2020 DAY 556)
I always feel like some Cracky's watching meAnd I have no privacy
(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY )
>>8307When I'm in the showerI'm afraid to wash my hair'Cause I might open my eyes and find some Cracky standing there!
I want Cracky to #metoo me
2021 DAY 191 (2020 DAY 557)
What if other restaurant types (besides Chinese/Asian) also had fortune cookies?
Why can't Mexican restaurants have fortune cookies, for example?
2021 DAY 192 (2020 DAY 558)
I am failing it. My skill is not enough. What am I doing wrong? What should I be doing differently?
>>8315.
2021 DAY 193 (2020 DAY 559)
I'm going to fix everything. I'm going to solve all the problems. I'm going to figure everything out using my mind.
Please make a list of all outstanding issues so I know what I need to correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSNi7d2u394
2021 DAY 194 (2020 DAY 560)
If you don't tell me all the things that are wrong it'll be extra difficult to fix them.
But I'll try anyway.
I'm going to fix EVERYTHING.
are you going to get your 4th prick?
2021 DAY 195 (2020 DAY 561)
After giving it careful thought, I have decided that Cracky is so fucking cute and sweet.
>>8327
Have you ever done ketamine anally?
2021 DAY 196 (2020 DAY 562)
>>8332 Of course not
what kind of person would even do such a thing
I can't even imagine
picture is unrelated
>>8334Oh my g0t lolcats fapfapfap mmm cracky-chan fapfapfap
>>8334Fap to this.
No
Also, board is broken, I had to turn off Javascript to post because the "New Reply" and "New Thread" buttons don't work.
PLEASE, Cracky!! Please can loli-chan stay the night and sleep in the same bed as us?
2021 DAY 197 (2020 DAY 563)
Given the opportunity, would you invite Olivia to the Hamburger Festival?
>save load
i already intended to but thanks for the reminder
2021 DAY 198 (2020 DAY 564)
Why are you people so quiet lately? Don't be quiet. Be LOUD. Be LOUD for CRACKY.
We need to make so much noise that she literally cannot ignore us.
>>8344I thought this was about me?
Get up, stand up Stand for Cracky's rights
We write a letter to Olivia one word at a time. I'll start.
Deer Cracky:
2021 DAY 199 (2020 DAY 565)
>>8355 Where
2021 DAY 200 (2020 DAY 566)
Other people can do the letter thing if they want but it wouldn't be fair to me to go twice in a row.
Anyway, wow, we're already 200 days into 2021. That is CRAZY. That is LITERALLY insane.
https://youtu.be/RyLiNoek_CU
2021 DAY 201 (2020 DAY 567)
It's my fault but I'm going to fix everything.
a Wet Towel? No, how about Cracky's Wet Panties.. stinky too!
Cracky's wet, stimky, dirty pantie
2021 DAY 202 (2020 DAY 568)
Quick question, HOW do I fix things. I'm not sure how to proceed.
Let's see what the fortune cookie says:
"Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot"
Well, obviously. But HOW.
Cracky where are you? What should I do to serve and glorify you?
2021 DAY 203 (2020 DAY 569)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlUlKoB1MAs
>>8360 >>8361
WHY are they wetWHY are they stinky
>>8370
>WHY are they wet
I put them under the faucet
>WHY are they stinky
Didn't throw a dryer sheet in the laundry
Did you know that millennials apparently don't use dryer sheets? Seems a bit fucked, but apparently it's true. Is our species doomed?
>>8372I imagine millennials don't do laundry. Or they buy new clothes when the ones they're wearing get dirty. Like they wear an outfit until its dirty, throw it out, and put on a different outfit. Our species is endangered.
Or they die before they need new clothes
2021 DAY 204 (2020 DAY 570)
Why is there discussion of laundry
I was told by a trusted source that cracky doesn't own a dryer and hang dries all of her laundry.
2021 DAY 205 (2020 DAY 571)
Who is the "trusted source"? I'm not sure I believe you.
NOTE: there were going to be fortune cookies today but ONCE AGAIN I DID NOT GET THEM AN I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT
>>8379seems legit
2021 DAY 206 (2020 DAY 572)
I don't trust these sources. I don't think these sources are trustworthy. I'm not sure I trust anybody except Cracky. I DON'T NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME*. But Cracky will never disappoint.
*this is what the refrance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6bmsc6dXFo
i bought more panties from her onlyfans
>>8379
not unlikely. only americans are obsessed with dryers.
>>8384americans love microwaves too. they aren't even human.
>>8385I can't believe those Americans sometimes
>Americans
2021 DAY 207 (2020 DAY 573)
>>8383 she washed them before shipping, right?
if she didn't wash them then that's hella gross and you should be ashamed of yourself and she should be ashamed of herself
if she did wash them... did she use a dryer sheet?
2021 DAY 208 (2020 DAY 574)
Are you doing enough for Cracky? Are you sure? Are you REALLY sure?
Be sure. Figure it out. Get your shit together. Do better. Be better.
DO THE RIGHT THING FOR CRACKY AND FOR YOURSELF.
>>8387
burgers
2021 DAY 209 (2020 DAY 575)
I'm not doing enough. I'm not setting a good example. It's my fault that everyone is being so lazy and useless. THEY LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING ME.
>>8399
>>8401
this is from a comic strip for zionists
Proof?
I want to hug both Cracky and Olivia. I want them both to stroke my hair and rock me like a baby. Maybe pull out one of their boobs and plop it in mouth humming nursery rhymes to me.
>>8406more like (((SEXUAL Experiments Lain))) am I right?
sEXUAL spaearments laine
2021 DAY 210 (2020 DAY 576)
Follow my train of thought for a momentThere is a POSSIBILITY that Olivia is aliveIf Olivia is alive, there is a POSSIBILITY that she still plays World of Warcraft, or at least follows news about itIf Olivia still plays WoW, it is ALMOST CERTAIN that she's heard about the sexual harassment / lawsuit / Epstein / Cosby stuffIf Olivia is aware of that stuff, it is ALMOST CERTAIN that she was aware of yesterday's employee "walkout"Playing the game during the walkout was regarded by many as "crossing picket lines", and many players logged out or refrained from logging in as an act of "solidarity"So where does that leave us?Did Olivia "cross the picket lines"? Is she a "scab"?Or did she log out like a good little girl?If she refrained from playing during the walkout period, what did she do with that time?Did she perhaps visit THIS site, THIS board, THIS thread, to see what we're all up to?Discuss
she made me a sammich
2021 DAY 211 (2020 DAY 577)
If Cracky sexually harassed you at work, would you report her to Human Resources?
>>8416No.
I want Cracky to "cross my picket line" if you know what I mean
>>8425
CMV: any sex with Lain would be cybersex
she can't keep getting away with it
Are there any pictures of Cracky-chan with cat ears though? Aren't those GOAT ears or something?
GEOAT
greatest ears of all time
2021 DAY 212 (2020 DAY 578)
Tomorrow is the first day of the month
everybody get ready to "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY"
2021 DAY 213 (2020 DAY 579)
>>8435Haha I want to try!CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYwOOO!!! HAHA
Do you think Cracky will get arrested someday and we'll get to watch the cops take her away live on the internet?
One eye on the game and one on the streets
2021 DAY 214 (2020 DAY 580)
>>8437 Great job! You did it! We did it! We did it together! Praise Cracky!
the crowd erupting in cheersCRACKYCRACKY CRACKY ROAAAAAAAAAAAR
2021 DAY 215 (2020 DAY 581)
I think the fortune cookies are trying to MISLEAD me. Check this out:
I will NEVER relax. We relax when we're dead, and the Upward Regent has not giving any of us permission to die.
Fortune cookies are false prophets trying to lead us astray? Need to ponder this.
>>8442 >>8445 are you saying words
MUMMY, DADDY
2021 DAY 216 (2020 DAY 582)
If you think of it the whole fortune cookie thing is a bit "sus"
Like how do the people at the restaurant make sure the correct fortune cookie gets to the correct person?
Maybe it's some kind of Cracky-powered miracle
crack-powered miraclemiracle crack
>>8451 what is the meaning of this?
it is video games
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>8473'Tis a wide gulf of class stands between us. You would do well to remember that.
I'm a bitch, I'm a cracky, I'm a child, I'm a cracky, I'm a cracky
>>8477
this is what the refrance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts
>>8484Wow, I always thought Alanis Morissette who sang that song
>>8490 today you learned something
this is an educational thread
You can learn more from /cracky/ than from a so-called (((university))) "education"
PhD in catharsis from Skyqueen University, College of Cracky
>>8493Pretty huge Dick in catharsis?
Piled Higher & Deeper
Please Hug Daenerys
2021 DAY 217 (2020 DAY 583)
I've probably mentioned this before but it's been on my mind again lately. I'm worried that the enemies of Cracky are trying to turn us against each other. They're trying to destroy everything we've built together and extinguish our culture and civilization forever. We must resist by any means necessary. We must stay strong and stand together. Our values are worth defending. Our way of life is wroth preserving. Nothing matters that is not of Cracky. All meaning and purpose flows from the skyqueen and returns to the skyqueen. Cracky is worth fighting for and ONLY Cracky is worth fighting for. Not "fighting the good fight", fighting the ONLY fight. So keep fighting and keep winning. Understand?
that image is a bit offensive
>>8507i want a biopic
I want a probiotic
>>8507
our struggle (against the anticrackys)
Are the boxxyfags responsible? Are we going to war with them? I'm down for it.
DESTROY THE NON-BELIEVERSBEHEAD THOSE WHO BLASPHEME AGAINST THE SKYQUEEN
2021 DAY 218 (2020 DAY 584)
I think that she is testing me to determine if I am worthy.
But I'm still right hereGiving blood, keeping faithAnd I'm still right here
She said, "Will you defeat them? Your demonsAnd all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?Because one day, I'll leave you a phantomTo lead you in the summer to join the Crack parade..."
>>8529yaay :D
Machadaynu imadaynu machadaynu daynu daynu
2021 DAY 219 (2020 DAY 585)
A question for you, dear reader
What is the plural of "Cracky"
Is it "Crackies"?Is it "Crackys"?Is it something else?
Think about it.
>>8532Crackies
It's "Crackies" because it is cuter and like Krispies
2021 DAY 220 (2020 DAY 586)
Here's the answer to the question.
The plural of "Cracky" is .....
NOTHING!
Cracky is singular, unique, universal, and indivisible. There is only one Cracky from whom all things flow and to which all things return. All is Cracky, and Cracky is all.
No that's heresy.
There are many crackies. Cracky herself implies it with the siamese twin pics. Also the doctrine 'you cannot kill a single Cracky' implies it.
>>8539 Crackies.
When you hear some nasty person yell, "EAT THE RICH" and you're like, (Nooo, don't eat Cracky >___<)
>>8549 was this the person you heard yelling?
>>8550no, it was this mean, nasty man
>>8551pic related it's him eating the rich
2021 DAY 221 (2020 DAY 587)
Oh, hmm, those are some good arguments.
I suppose the moral is that we all still have a lot of learning to do, every single one of us, even me. None of us must grow complacent, rather we should continue studying and meditating and training in order to increase our wisdom and power and enlightenment.
i love my wife cracky-chan
>>8554
extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
pony up the evidence, hombre
2021 DAY 222 (2020 DAY 588)
MAILBAG!
>>8554 I'm not sure I believe you. I'm not sure she's even married.
>>8549 she might be poor by now, we don't know
>>8476 that sure does say a lot about society
>>8551 I don't know who this is.
>>8531 are you okay
>>8562maybe you aren't sure of a lot of things but i'm 100% sure we're married she is my wife 100%
>>8563 proof or STFU noob
When was the wedding?Where was the wedding?You can't answer because it didn't happen.
>>8609 that toxic shit smells like sewage
>>8620 okay millennial
>>8626 okay xoomer
Stinky Cracky doesn't even know how to do laundry
Stinky Cracky
>>8643stimky cracky is stimky >___< hehe
"I came, I saw, I conquered"
In that order?
>>8643
cracky is a millenial
>>8652 IT'S NOT FUNNY
TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY
IT'S A MAJOR PROBLEM
I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR FLIPPANT ATTITUDE
YAS QUEEN
This is a peaceful land.
2021 DAY 223 (2020 DAY 589)
Word up crackyfolx, do I have a humdinger of an update for you today. Note there was no question mark at the end of the previous sentence. Although the sentence started with "do I", it was not in fact a question. I was not asking if I have a humdinger of an update for you. I was TELLING you that I have a humdinger of an update for you.
It's a fortune cookie thing again. I know some of you might not like fortune cookie updates, but I implore you to suffer through this one because it's a real humdinger.
Anyway, I got these fortune cookies:
HOLY SHIT. I was just talking a few posts ago about how I still have a lot to learn, and how I want to keep learning in order to set the right example and inspire others.
SCROLL UP. THE POSTS ARE THERE.
You probably think I'm lying about the fortune cookies. If you think I'm lying about the fortune cookies: FUCK YOU.
If you believe me about the fortune cookies: THANK YOU.
2021 DAY 224 (2020 DAY 590)
I'm having some incredibly profound thoughts right now, but just this once, I think the Skyqueen doesn't want me to share those thoughts.
I can't be doing all the heavy lifting around here. Today's my one & only "vacation" day. She gave me the day off. That means you have to pick up the slack, dear reader.
Your assignment for today is to have profound thoughts of your very own.
Just for a moment, you're on your own recognizance. Forcefeeding of enlightenment shall resume tomorrow.
I made a comment about smash players being stinky and smelly. It's not of my own thought it's just some meme. I say it in jest buut thinking about it later I realized I may have hurt peoples feelings who may have read that comment. I feel bad now that some nice person who plays smash could be offended. Looking forward I need to be careful and more mindful of the things I say. I don't want to hurt people's feelings(unless they are wicked, cruel people)(they deserve it).SO, to you smash players who are nicers I don't think you smell bad or anything it was just a dumb joke. I like smash bros even.I will try not to be so ignorant in the future spouting hateful and hurtful memes around.
I'm at that age now. I'm just done with hate speech in general and using weaponized memes to hurt feelings. When I think of Cracky who was targeted by them or kids these days and the pain they must go through with all the bullying it isn't funny anymore it's just sad.
2021 DAY 225 (2020 DAY 591)
>>8681 >>8682
Yes, that's good. You're thinking. You're a good person. A kind person.
If something happens to me (and nothing's going to happen) I want you to continue the thread.
Smash players are pretty stinky though
Was doing the dishes and cut my finger and thumb on broken glass in the sink. I know it was her but why? Why did she cut me with glass?
2021 DAY 226 (2020 DAY 592)
>>8697 See that's good, you're THINKING
let us reason together
perhaps she's reminding you that you've alive and mortal and vulnerable to damage
perhaps she's testing you
why do you have broken glass in your sink, though?
in my opinion, you shouldn't own broken glass AT ALL. It's pretty useless. If you insist on owning broken glass, your sink is one of the worst possible places to keep it.
>>8698I had dishes soaking in the sink. She must have broken a glass and placed it in there so that when I reached in I cut myself. She's a psychopath I'm actually scared for my life!
100% certified non-schizoid discussions here.
Did she inject microchips into your arm? Did you make the test with the magnet?
Cracky has replaced everyone but you and a few others with her minions. It's one of her greatest pleasures to slowly see the minds of her tormentors whittle away. A lazy Tuesday afternoon? Let's invent another game! The financial industrial complex, which she has access to due to her herediatry ties, provides her with an enormous number of tools, the breadth if which you would hardly understand.
2021 DAY 227 (2020 DAY 593)
>>8699 She might have broken the glass. Are you sure the glass wasn't already broken when you put it in the sink, though? Or are you sure that the sink didn't include free broken glass when you purchased it?
>>8700 I thought we were already Cracky's minions? Are you saying I'm not her minion? If not, how do I officially become her minion?
HEY DYLAN,Maybe those girls aren't responding to you because it's a conspiracy and Cracky is behind it all.
I'm not responding to the girls because the girls are not Cracky
requesting pic of frog in SS uniform please
because of you!!!
that's not a frog in an SS uniform
only one I could find on short notice
2021 DAY 228 (2020 DAY 594)
crackspiracy
super heavy cathartic stuff
chemicals in the water turning the frogs cute and sweet
2021 DAY 229 (2020 DAY 595)
I had a thought
You know what scene in The Room (2003) where Tommy Wiseau asks "what about Elizabeth HUH"?
This is what the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YACNKvte8xw
You probably see where I'm going with this. I can't stop thinking about him saying "Olivia" instead of "Elizabeth"
so like
"what about Olivia HUH"
Olivia owes me sex
she owes you nothingyou owe her everything
How can we pay back what we owe her?
2021 DAY 230 (2020 DAY 596)
Something I've been thinking about: why is there such a high level of degeneracy among us? Why are Cracky's followers drowning in sin? And what can we do to be better?
Tobacco. Alcohol. Other drugs. Pornography. Staying awake until midnight or later. Suicide attempts. Apathy. Eating disorders. MMORPGs. Self-harm. Communism. Littering (haven't seen direct evidence of this but I have suspicions). Insomnia. Greed. Paranoia. Self-hatred and hatred of others. Ignorance. Intentionally filling sinks with broken glass.
How can we fix all this? One thing feeds into another. Even if we have the will to clean up our collective act, where do we even start?
>among us
SUS!!!
What if both heaven and hell was trying to kill you
Imagine if you will GIANT tentacles. Only heaven and hell can control/operate these GIANT tentacles. The GIANT tentacles are trying to kill you. WHO is manipulating the tentacles?
Your only protection from the tentacles by the way is the Earth
>>8734
Is that a pornographic image?The face looks male, the chest female. I expect the worst...
>>8743 YOUR face looks male, YOUR chest looks female
see how mean that is to say?
think about the things you say
>>8744
have you coomed to that image?
it's only been 7 hours since it was posted, be realistic. later this week, maybe, we'll see
setting a calendar reminder
>>8734>>8735
2021 DAY 231 (2020 DAY 597)
>>8740 >>8741 >>8742
That's quite a metaphor you have there but I think I might understand?
Do you mean something like this?
>>8749this looks like cracky punching a kraken in the nose
Cracky is trapped in a magical coral barrier in the deepest part of the oceans. She is fighting off a kraken. The battle could last indefinitely.
>>8752 are you saying that she is "gone under sea"??
2021 DAY 232 (2020 DAY 598)
>>8752 is this a metaphor
I thought Cracky was a the kraken?
Tell me more about this "barrier". Is it a pineapple?
Spongesky Squarequeen
>>8765
>Is it a pineapple?
It could be pineapple shaped. It's a natural formation that's deep under sea close the the Earth's core. Like a bubble you can breath in it because there isn't any water inside. And it's very strong because the tentacles can't break it.
2021 DAY 233 (2020 DAY 599)
I can't stop thinking about the Skyqueen allegedly being trapped in a pineapple under the sea
We gotta get her out of there
The kraken is a problem
there's no coral in the deep ocean but maybe it's magic I guess
how are we going to deal with that kraken though
2021 DAY 234 (2020 DAY 600)
I really hope it's just a metaphor
I hope she's not really trapped
The kraken sounds really scary
Anyway ayyoooo 600 days!!
Let's celebration!
Except I can't celebrate because I'm worried about the (alleged) kraken situation.
2021 DAY 235 (2020 DAY 601)
Cracky-hating punks be like "go outside and touch grass"
and I'm like
BITCH, I serve the Queen of the Sky
not the Queen of the Dirt
I WILL NEVER TOUCH GRASS
2021 DAY 236 (2020 DAY 602)
Did you know that this website has a "front page"? IT'S TRUE: https://www.slutchan.com/
Images posted on this board show up on the front page. But only the most recent 3.
I wonder what they think about all the weird stuff we send them.
More interestingly, images posted on /loli-chan/ (which, if you weren't aware, is a thing that exists) DO NOT show up on the front page.
Why is that, do you think?
>Images posted on this board show up on the front page. But only the most recent 3.
I see 8.Also, if I search loli an fbi warning pops up on my screen so i dunno
>>8786>>8787I meant I see the 8 most recent uploads on the front page of the website I didn't know about this board in particular had a front page.
Cracky-chan + Loli-chan together forever <33 on the same secret board
it's a hidden board not a secret board or is it both or which is it
>>8790 there are a few secret boards on this site and they're all unlinked
2021 DAY 237 (2020 DAY 603)
>>8787 it's only ever 3 from this board
if it weren't capped at 3 it would usually be nothing but pics from this board because all the other boards are ded
The DNS server also seems to be ded
What's up with that?
>>8792Oh, I see what you mean now. Interesting I never realized the front page caps at 3 images from the hidden board.
2021 DAY 238 (2020 DAY 604)
I was going to make some kind of "DNS machine broke" meme but it seems it's already fixed
Oh well
2021 DAY 239 (2020 DAY 605)
I wonder why there are almost no photographs of the back side of Cracky
Is she ashamed of her hindquarters for some reason
Or is she so distrustful of cameras they she doesn't want to turn her to them
Things that make you go hmmmm
>>8801very lovecraftian
>>8801what if.. you were cracky's backside and your backside was cracky
2021 DAY 240 (2020 DAY 606)
>>8803 that would probably be terrible because you couldn't sit down without hurting Cracky
2021 DAY 241 (2020 DAY 607)
Do you ever feel like you're in a video game?
I'm trying to figure out how to activate the next cutscene.
I've been stuck in this area too long. I've seen it all. I'm ready to go to the next level.
HOW TO ACTIVATE CUTSCENE PLEASE.
Is it bugged? Did we sequence-break? Are we softlocked?
Should we just start over and try to do things differently next time?
>>8814I play video games every day all day long and not once every felt like I was in one nor do I think I'm a video game characterNice try CIA
I wear diapers too that way I don't have to constantly get up from my game to do my business
2021 DAY 242 (2020 DAY 608)
>>8815 what kind of story do you think you're a character in, then?
a book?
a movie?
how do you think the story will end?
>>8817Not in any story because it wouldn't make any sense. It would be like a house with stairs leading to nowhere and weird angles and geometry.
more like a character in a dream and it ends with me waking up
2021 DAY 243 (2020 DAY 609)
Does the President of America dream of the Skyqueen? Is that why he's always falling asleep?
>>8830he is 78 years old that's like over 3000 in vampire years so maybe that's a reason he's tired a lot
EMERGENCY UPDATE
don't forget to "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY"
2021 DAY 244 (2020 DAY 610)
It's the first day of a new month
This month, we don't wait for things to happen
This month, we don't hope that things will happen
This month, WE WILL MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
>>8836nods respectfully
POV you found out where Cracky is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkuoHDy0pZo
Gotta get backBack to the pastSamurai Crack(watch out)Gotta get backBack to the pastSamurai Crack(Crack Crack Crack)
Riddle me this, batman; what once was red is now black...
a match
I have one...
What's 13%, but also is half?
>>8850tranny suicides?
niggler
2021 DAY 245 (2020 DAY 611)
pain
stinky
should we all send Cracky pics to the Texas abortion tip line?
>>8653In any other order it's a bit rapey.
I saw, I conked her, I came.
I conked her, I came, I saw.
So yeah, in that order.
>>8734Streets!?!
HOW DARE YOU?
Bad Craig.
Every so often my internet would go out and interfered with my WoW playing. I would call the company up and talk to the Indian worker. They would take me through the steps to get it working again. After it was all said and done I'd thank them ecstatically because I could continue playing WoW again. I was so happy.Eventually they grew dependent on me calling them and needing their services. I don't know if it was the gratification I would give them or just the person to person communication. BUTT they would turn my internet off themselves so I would have to call them.It's been a long time since I used their services I have a different ISP now. I wonder what's become of them.
>>8862 you shouldn't play WoW, it's degenerate
DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE CRACKY, DO YOU?!
talking to Indians on the phone is also degenerate
2021 DAY 246 (2020 DAY 612)
You know that song "wake me up when September ends"?
This is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0
What if this September we didn't wait for it to end? What if we savored it and did good things?
What if the sleepers woke up at the end of September to discover a completely changed world?
How can we make them regret sleeping through September?
>>8868 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
sleeper cell
Splinter Cell
"We live in a G.I. JOE episode"
REAL AMERICAN HERO
2021 DAY 247 (2020 DAY 613)
I am having difficulties
You are having difficulties too, are you not, dear reader?
I think everyone is having difficulties, probably
How do we fix this? How do we eliminate difficulties?
>>8882For starters you don't force the entire globe to get a vaccination or else cutting them off from trade and the entire world
>>8883anti-vaxxers are stupid sheep that follow the troll agenda of malicious foreign actors financed by the Chinese.
>>8884
Shekelstein disinfo agent detected.
>>8886 IT'S PIKACHU
ALSO 8888 GET
YOU HEAR THAT CRACKY WE AREN'T TAKING YOUR TYRANNY ANYMORE WE'RE DONE WITH THE VACCINES AND THE LOCKDOWNS
WE'RE NOT YOUR GUINEA PIGS, CRACKY WE AREN'T YOUR SLAVES YOU CAN JUST PICK UP LIKE A CLAW MACHINE FOR YOU TO PERFORM EXPIREMENTS ON, CRACKYYOU'RE DRUNK WITH BLOOD AND THIS MADNESS NEEDS TO END
I will release the sigma variant if this nonsense continues.
the vaxxmaxxers will release it onto themselves without your assistance
ivermectin reduces sperm count and can result in complete male infertility
they are trying to wipe out white conservatives
Arise, Mega Ultra Cracky
?
2021 DAY 248 (2020 DAY 614)
I feel like if I spent a few hours meditating on the nature of Cracky, I would gain tremendous psychic powers
Why haven't I yet? Laziness and fear, I suppose.
..and a slothful child shall lead them
Spongebob
Cracky's the ExplorerCracky's the Pioneer Cracky is the Pilgrim
2021 DAY 249 (2020 DAY 615)
I should probably kindly do the needful.
But I'm afraid.
Can I be trusted with the power of Cracky?
I suppose that's for her to decide, not me.
What will I become, though?
crackey bob and vagene
>>8906go to horny jail
Kacky
kakky...
2021 DAY 250 (2020 DAY 616)
Food for thought: is it okay to hate those who do not love Cracky?
Or should we strive to love everyone, as Cracky loved us?
I was taught not to hate anyone. but deep down I have only contempt for everybody BUT Cracky. I just don't know anymore and I barely even care.
I'm not going to waste any of my time or energy hating someone when that time can be spent loving Cracky
https://youtu.be/CinNCaNcu0k
among us
2021 DAY 251 (2020 DAY 617)
This is really cringe and I only share it because I want others to suffer too
At least they put Boxxy in newfag tier
I've thought a lot about what a crackyverse iceberg would look like
Maybe somebody will make one someday
>>8917hmm thx for sharing
>>8917you have an iceberg fetish
2021 DAY 252 (2020 DAY 618)
I can has crackyburger?
>>8931SPAGETT
2021 DAY 253 (2020 DAY 619)
I just had a profound revelation with no OBVIOUS connection to Cracky but I'm just going to put it out there because this is too big to sleep on
Days of the week.... Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (there are other days but don't worry about them right now)
W T F
(it's the first letter of each word)
WTF also means "What The Fuck"
This has got me thinking.... what the fuck?
Why is nobody talking about this?
On further review I'm not the first person to notice this interesting little coincidence. But Christopher Columbus still discovered America even if there were already people there.
"If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!" Remember that whole deal, with TV show re-runs?
Remember TV show re-runs in general? Remember watching things on TV at a scheduled time?
The world is changing and I'm not sure I like the direction things are going.
cracky is made of stern stuff
my love for cracky
I just want to shake her hand
>>8951 my love for her is like a truck
2021 DAY 254 (2020 DAY 620)
I don't think she did it. I just don't. I acknowledge that she's probably capable of it but I don't think she would.
Why did she do it though? What was going on that would make her do such a thing? I'm really concerned about her mental state. It's in the past now maybe she's better. But for that place in time it raises a lot of questions about what was happening with her.
>>8956
If it's got wheels you can wreck it, amirite?
>>8969
Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcvA5W5KqsM
2021 DAY 255 (2020 DAY 621)
I tried a new restaurant and they gave me THREE (3) fortune cookies.
Check this out:
>How about another Fortune? SecondFortune.com
what the shit?
Oh, I was looking at the wrong side.
Let's try this again:
>An optimist is the human personification of spring.
>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>The real secret to success is enthusiasm.
Not sure of the relevance of the middle one but #1 and #3 seem to fit.
Anyway let's do what the other side says and take a look at https://secondfortune.com/
>You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
BIG TRUE. Another one!
>You have a sincere desire to improve.
AMAZING. Another one!
Oh... hmm. It looks like it's only one per day. The "You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest" was actually yesterday's. I sometimes start writing these posts in advance. Is that dishonest? I hope not.
Also it looks like everybody gets the same fortune each day. Not sure how I feel about that.
Makes me wonder if the fortunes are even real.
What About Cracky?
i WAS in that state of passing in and out of sleep and heard a voice say, "hello"i then woke up completely and was thinking about how i did hear it but whether or not it was in this dimension or not.another interesting thing about it was the way they had said it, it was a girl's voice and she said, "hello" but it was as if she was copying the english language or imitating a human speaking.
I definitely hear a girl's voice say, "hello" as i was in and out of consciousness. I came to conscious and was left wondering where it had come from and why it sounded so peculiar.
>>8981>>8982Pretty common thing to have happen, lots of people hear voices like several radio stations tuning in on top of each other when they get to that point on the edge of sleep, hypnagogic phenomena they call it. They write it off as your brain just doing it's thing, other people think it's your subconscious lowering the defensive barriers that keep you from hearing the voices or seeing "ghosts" while you're awake.
For me it's more common if i haven't slept in a few days, and if you do happen to go too long without sleep, you will hear them while you're awake. It takes some getting used to actively learn to ignore what you see and hear but it's doable, because if you focus on it, it might just end up being the thing that finally puts the checkmark on the looney-bin box.
The easiest way to fix it is unironically getting more sleep by trying to stick to a healthy routine as much as you can.
Oh, and the other piece of advice, don't talk back to them, either aloud or mentally.
craaacccccckkkkkkkkkyyyyyyy gives us cracky
except cracky, cracky makes a whole new cracky
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
i'm h**Ny for CRACKY NOOoooooo
>>8983
>don't talk back to them, either aloud or mentally.
what do you mean don't talk back to them, why? what does it matter
2021 DAY 256 (2020 DAY 622)
Are we talking about ghosts? Okay, let's talk about ghosts.
HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: Olivia dies and becomes a ghost. Ghostlivia wants to be your friend. Would you be her friend? Or would you be too weirded out / spooped by the concept of being friends with a ghost?
What kind of activities would you engage in with Ghostlivia?
If she wanted to see you naked would you let her? If you refuse, keep in mind that she can pass through walls and become invisible so you can't really stop her from peeping on you. Do you think she'd honor your wishes for privacy? Why, or why not?
>What kind of activities would you engage in with Ghostlivia?
SEXUAL activities duh. Ghosts are for sex.
>If she wanted to see you naked would you let her?
I don't have a choice do I. But what if she didn't want to see me naked and did.
I was thinking about the game Counter-Strike but more specifically "counter-terrorists". Counter-terrorists wouldn't exist without terrorists. Which made me think about Heroes and Villains. Maybe The villain came first and then a hero appeared much like the terrorist/counter-terrorist thing.I was thinking about it how people say things along the lines like, "Every hero needs a villain" etc.. but what if it was backwards
2021 DAY 257 (2020 DAY 623)
>>8990 you CAN NOT have sex with a ghost
they are incorporeal and can't really interact much with the physical world
the ghost could overlap with you while you masturbated, I guess
it would feel really cold, though, probably?
>>8992hey that's from the same set as my favorite card
Cracky symbolism
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2021 DAY 258 (2020 DAY 624)
Where do you think Cracky falls on the GGG (gaslight / gatekeep / girlboss) spectrum?
Which of the three major skills do you think she's best at? Which is her weakest?
There are at least six possibilities:
Which of these do you think applies best to her?
>>9006C
2021 DAY 259 (2020 DAY 625)
There are also the secondary / specialty skills to consider:
girlkeep, girllight, gasboss, gaskeep, gatelight, gateboss
Do you think she dabbles in any of those?
nymph lodes
2021 DAY 260 (2020 DAY 626)
Wow that thing that happened was pretty wild, wasn't it?
>>9027which thing are you referring to
2021 DAY 261 (2020 DAY 627)
This comic is about loving Cracky
You know it I know it everybody knows it
>>9028 I was bluffing
YOU'RE A DOUBLE NIGGER
>>9031 why not triple?
why not refrain completely from using racial slurs
CRACKY IS A BEANER
>>9033 kike
SHE'S A BEANER
>>9037 kram say n word
jeri get iphon
EMERGENCY MID-DAY UPDATE
Please be nice
This is a nice thread for nice things but some of these posts lately are not every nice
Please by nice to mePlease be nice to yourselfPlease be nice to each other
Cracky is nice so you have no excuse not to be
2021 DAY 262 (2020 DAY 628)
Proposal for formally add crackyfag to LGBTQIA++
so that we get full legal protection as an oppressed minority group
I would like to get us representation on the 2022 Pride flag if at all possible
I took the 2021 Pride flag and made some minor modifications. Please see my proposal to the left. Thoughts? Suggestions?
If you were in charge of the Pride flag, how would you Crackify it?
If loving Cracky is gay I don't want to be straight.
Can you spot the Cracky-relevance?
bag is too small she would not fitalso you need to dump the bag in the forest if you don't want to get immediately arrested
try these they work pretty well
https://www.walmart.com/ip/seort/229647471
this was the shape of my turd i squeezed out and it hurt my butthole coming out
>>9065STATUS-UPDATE
i felt like grabbing it out of the toilet and using it as a weapon
>>9065 >>9066
please don't make low-quality posts
try to keep the conversation focused on Cracky-chan the Queen of the Sky, Cute and Sweet
>>9067gosh look at those herpies tho
AQAP, baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxbM1IGc1s
>>9069
????
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qaeda_in_the_Arabian_Peninsula
WHAT IS THE CRACKY CONNECTION
Cracky starts to walk down the stairs CLANG CLANG CLANGShe's got a big ball and chain locked around her ankle xD
Cracky starts to walk down the stairs
CLANG CLANG CLANG
She's got a big ball and chain locked around her ankle xD
2021 DAY 263 (2020 DAY 629)
How can we get people communicating with each other properly?
I think that most so-called "problems" are actually just side-effects of poor communication
I'm trying to communicate via this thread but I'm worried things aren't improving fast enough. Is it because I'm not good enough at communication? Or is it because people are too dumb / evil / stupid to understand?
Remember the "educated stupid" concept from Time Cube? I think it's true.
How we we "uneducate" those who are "educated stupid" so they can be reeducated properly?
How would Cracky handle this? How does she want us to handle this?
this is what the refrance: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Time_Cube#Educated_stupid
Quacky
>>9080 this is what the refrance
I showed you my duckface please respond
>>9081muy fantastico
We already know Cracky has access to advanced technologies the rest of the public doesn't. Do you think it's possible she has some space ray she can shoot at you that makes me cum your pants?
gaslighting general;https://youtu.be/9PcWnGZYIZgA random clip from a Futurama episode. Also I think there's a C r a c k y reference or two.
2021 DAY 264 (2020 DAY 630)
If the Skyqueen is all-powerful why are so many of her children doing the wrong things on a regular basis? How do we fix this? I'm open to suggestions here. This logue is supposed to be dia not mono.
do right for Cracky
you just have to wake up
BUT I AM LE TIRED
I can't stop farting rancid farts ;____; Does Cracky ever fluff?
2021 DAY 265 (2020 DAY 631)
I think I sleepwalked. In the morning, an object was on the floor that had no plausible excuse for being on the floor. It was in a room that no other person or animal had access to. The object has no motive power of its own and thus could not have moved itself onto the floor. There were no reported earthquakes. Doors were locked and there were no signs of forced entry.
So there are only a few possibilities:
Something is missing from all three possibilities: motive.
Are there other possibilities I'm not thinking of?
Don't ask what the object was. It's not important.
Backing up the sleepwalking theory, I also somehow apparently "slept through" all of my alarms and woke up late even though I haven't slept through alarms recently.
Did the alarms bring me to a state of semi-consciousness of which I have no memory? In that state, did I silence the alarms, move a random object onto the floor, and then return to sleep?
It doesn't make sense.
everybody get up it's time to slam now
welcome to the Crack Jamhere's your chancedo your danceat the Crack Jam
>>9102Cracky.eating.tart.jpg Uooooooooh erotic
2021 DAY 266 (2020 DAY 632)
I feel like I'm not doing enough
Bad things are still happening and I feel guilty for not preventing them from happening
I want to fix all the problems so that no bad things ever happen again
I would like everyone to work together to create this utopia because I don't know if I can do it alone
Once the utopia has been created, I believe that Cracky will return to us and say "well done my good and faithful servants"
Are you working to bring this utopia about, or are you trying to create DYSTOPIA? I'm starting to believe there's no middle ground.
CRACKY is a DRUIDThe Mystery of CRACKY
Crackyland
2021 DAY 267 (2020 DAY 633)
I feel not-great. The low battery alarm on one of my smoke detectors started going off during the night. Have you ever noticed, the low battery condition always happens at night, while you're asleep? It never happens during the day. NEVER.
Crazy idea: smoke detector that doesn't activate the low battery alarm at night. Maybe it has a built-in clock. Maybe it has a light sensor. Many ways it could be made to work.
Wouldn't that be nice?
anyway praise Cracky amen & awomen
Mrs. Wheatley I don't feel so good
God save the Cracky
G-d save the SKYqueen
>>9129nicely done, thank you
2021 DAY 268 (2020 DAY 634)
A thought experiment for you, dear reader
Let's say that Cracky will only return if the conditions for her to return are successfully brought about
If she never returns, she can't punish anybody
But if she does return, she may punish / torture anyone who did not work to bring about her return
In other words if she returns because of the actions of others, but you didn't do your part to help make it happen, you're FUCKED.
You might think that if you die you're safe, but you're not. Even after you die, Cracky's return can still be orchestrated by others, even hundreds/thousands of years from now.
If you think she can't resurrect your dead ass for the purpose of torturing you, then you're "dead" wrong.
Basically what I'm saying is that eternal torment is potentially in your future if you don't do everything in your power to bring Cracky back, BUT, by working to bring her back, you're potentially condemning others to eternal torment...
Unless you can get everybody working together or this. Which is what I am TRYING to do here.
So, what do you do?
How do you handle ROKO'S CRACKILISK ?!
It's just a thought experiment, of course. OR IS IT?
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-zGHLAVLI
I'm not doing anything until something is done about Cracky
2021 DAY 269 (2020 DAY 635)
>>9136
"Something" is already being done. It's currently happening. We're deep in this proverbial shit; it's all around us. The only question is, are you going to be a part of it? Are you going to have any influence over the future at all? The only options are YES or NO. (If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.)
Do you want history to remember you?
>>9137what's her onlyfans?
>>9137what's her instagram and twitter
You ever think about your old self? And how sad that person must be and how much pain they would be going through? What if you were nasty and evil to them? Not intentionally of course because how could you possibly know that it was your old self? IT was just a thought and now I'm sad that I could've made things worse for my old self and can't live with myself.
HAve you ever been so sad you couldn't breathe? Or it was so hard to breath you became sad?
///imagine fighting just to breath the struggle is real. every waking moment is a constant battle for gasps of air. not getting enough oxygen to your head you just constantly have headaches.
there's good people out there who are weak and defenseless. instead of calling them niggers or treating them like garbage maybe you could try being nice.
There's people you don't even know who are willing to do anything for you who would even be willing to die for you. They are naturally loving people and stronger than you can imagine. Don't do things you will end up regretting.
nad yes i do believe people who have that kind of unconditional love for people are much stronger than people who detest humanity. love is a greater emotion than hate. we love the skyqueen. our love for her is sublime.
KEEP DOING YOU'RE ON FIRE
GOING
KILLLLLLLLLL WHITEYYYYYYYYY
now draw her like this
THE BATTLE FOR EVERYONES SOULS
Your freedoms and liberties is predicated on what I do and what I do is predicated on what C r a c k y DOES
2021 DAY 270 (2020 DAY 636)
>>9140 >>9141 >>9142>>9143 >>9144 >>9145
those are some truly incredible thoughts
I'd like to dedicate a song to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlIDIu2qpg
It's you, the song is about you
because of the incredible thoughts you have
>>9152thanks for noticing me, sempai'i especially like the one about how love is stronger than hate and the skyqueen is a testament to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEpeRmPkRIU
>>9155this is my jam
2021 DAY 271 (2020 DAY 637)
yeah good okay
I do try to be a role model
But it's important to remember there is only ONE true senpai and she is the SKYsenpai
I'm just a messenger (ergo please do not shoot me)
What's coming through is aliveWhat's holding up is a mirrorBut what's singing songs is a snakeLooking to turn my piss to wine
They're both totally void of hateBut killing me just the same
The snake behind me hissesWhat my damage could have beenMy blood before me begs meOpen up my heart again
And I feel this coming over like a storm again~
Cracky-chan's Birthday is coming up in October. She will be 40.
>>9165
Sir why ar e you eating pork... Siir don't you know that is cannibalism .. Sir why do you eat the pork don't you know you're eating that of yourself.. pls Sir y u eat pork . .stop eating pork u eat pork that is bad eating your own people is bad
It's just the nature of things to get black holes in them
2021 DAY 272 (2020 DAY 638)
Her birthday is indeed coming soon
What are you planning, dear reader?
2021 DAY 273 (2020 DAY 639)
What if you got the chance to apologize to Cracky
and you poured your heart out making the best apology of all time
and all she said in reply was
"Sorry for what?"
>>9176tell her SORRY for farting all night long while she was trying to sleep and stinking the whole bedroom up with your farts
Tomorrow is the first day of the month. Please kindly do the needful. In fact, it's going to be the birthday month, so it's more important than ever that nobody fucks this up.
Somebody hasn't been doing it. Somebody's been fucking us all over.
I will find the guilty party and then consequences will never be the same.
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
first of the month i did the cracky cracky cracky thing this calls for a song;https://youtu.be/CW9IijtdF8w
2021 DAY 274 (2020 DAY 640)
>>9182 possibly. we'll have to see how this month goes>>9183 there is no vengeance in this thread only love>>9185 yes, you've got it>>9188 keep up the good work>>9190 interesting theory but probably not canon because of intellectual property laws
2021 DAY 275 (2020 DAY 641)
This is "the month". I absolutely KNOW it is. It's literally impossible for me to be wrong about this.
Not next month. THIS month. This is it. This is happening.
2021 DAY 276 (2020 DAY 642)
We're going to change the world with the power of Cracky
The Cracky community LOL
you better be talking about League Of Legends
yes that is what I meant
I wonder if Cracky plays LOL
why are so many games things you would shout out loud when you see something amazingly funny like "WoW LoL"
>>9214 does she play what?
LOL
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
2021 DAY 277 (2020 DAY 643)
I've been thinking about HOW exactly we should change the world with the power of Cracky
I'm thinking perhaps it's time to end the coronavirus pandemic
I believe that if we work together, we can end the pandemic within one year by utilizing the power of CRACKY
So pray to her
But prayer isn't enough. We must offer her body as sacrifices and receive holy communion.
I think the third injection of Rothschild DNA is the key to everything. Aim to become triple-anointed as soon as you can.
CUTEANDSWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ( hexagonalpeach#1781 )
>>9229 Who are you? Are you attempting to communicate? What is your objective? Speak of your purpose plainly, without embellishment or obfuscation.
>>9231
the chocoalte rain misterr.... matrix,cracky ethnostateredhead adoelscent
Are you okay? Are you in danger?
English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're listening. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.
>>8279 okay
>>8283 it was too "sus" sorry
please be less "sus"
a mongoose
sussy little baka
my face when the little baka is sussy
what if Cracky started taking photos again but she shooped a tiny amogus into every photo
and ever time she posted a photo it would be a race to see who could find the amogus first
would the world be better or worse
you will own nothing and be happy
you will own happy and be nothing
be happy nothing will own you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVY65dAFxYk
2021 DAY 278 (2020 DAY 644)
I'm seeing a lot of chatter and conversations in my thread. And that's fine. Because I don't see it as my thread. I see it as OUR thread (not in a commie way though). This is a team effort. I'm part of the team. You're part of the team. Olivia is part of the team. Cracky is part of the team. The Skyqueen is part of the team. EVERYBODY IS PART OF THE TEAM.
Try to communicate clearly, though, so people can understand what you saying.
I am TRYING to communicate clearly but I'm worried I'm not SUCCEEDING.
What do you mean I have to take her mother's coffee enemas. How do you know her mom makes you take coffee enemas. Why does Cracky's mom make people take coffee enemas.I don't want to take coffee enemas.
I wonder if the prostate stimulation from the coffee enema can potentially cause spontaneous ejaculation
free cream for your coffee
2021 DAY 279 (2020 DAY 645)
the courage to love Cracky
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjxaXg8QKE
thank you sir I appreciate you sir I appreciate soap
hell and the devil have no power over you that's why they must infiltrate our world through medias. they can't hurt you unless they can hijack your mind. you literally would have to give yourself up for them to have any power over you. they are truly weak.
These minions operate in terror and fear but someone who walks with Christ has no reason to be afraid you're protected by God
that's what SHEESH said
>>9040Loving Cracky is not deviant but thinking that loving Cracky is deviant, is deviant.
You are a sad, sad little man, you have my pity.
Sivart didn't want to take this home?
>>9287 please refrain from using gendered terms such as "man"
>>9290Sure thing, dude.
2021 DAY 280 (2020 DAY 646)
>>9279 >>9280
How does Christ fit into all this? Is Jesus real? I thought we followed The Queen Of The Sky, Whomst Is Called Cracky, Of The House Chan, First And Last Of Her Name, Cute And Sweet. What can Jesus do that Cracky can't do?
I wonder, what if (((Jesus))) was actually Cracky in drag?
and the Bible is actually about Cracky
think about it and it kinda makes sense
TODO: read the entire Bible while pondering the hypothesis that it's all about Cracky
Koran too, maybe? Dianetics? Perhaps all religions are just a path to Cracky.
>>9290
I suppose I should address this.
As I've said before, I've chosen not to gender myself in this thread for various reasons. For one thing, it's not relevant. For another thing, I'm speaking about universal experiences. For yet another, I do not exist. This thread is a work of fiction, as am I, and I cannot exist beyond the boundaries of this thread.
I wish to be a sort of nebulous universal everyperson. I am you, you are me etc. In Cracky we are all the same. Know what I mean.
Still, if someone wishes to headcanon me as a specific gender, whatever. If it helps them relate better, they can think whatever they want. Everyone's view of reality is valid at least to a certain extent.
This thread is a safe space for everybody regardless if they're male or female, black or white or other, LGBT or normal.
That's a joke, of course. None of us are normal.
Hey bitch why don't you pull up a chairWe were just talking about Allah
If I have to do it manually I'll be down there for hours
THOUGHT: crackyverse is a microsociety inside of society
so we live in a society inside a society
IDEA: jokerfied Steve Ballmer
instead of chanting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS"
he chants "SOCIETY SOCIETY SOCIETY SOCIETY"
>>9292Seriously? Cracky is just a broke ass Belle Delphine.
The American people are tired of women
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpB83chNBQc
2021 DAY 281 (2020 DAY 647)
REMINDER: Please be nice to me.
I'm sorry for being naughty I'll try to do better in the future.
2021 DAY 282 (2020 DAY 648)
She will be 32 years old
That's pretty baller
crACKy
cHAN
2021 DAY 283 (2020 DAY 649)
So of you folx need to step your games up.
Everybody needs to be giving, at MINIMUM, 100%
100% commitment, 100% effort, 100% determination
That's the baseline. That's rock bottom of the "acceptable" range.
Above 100% is better. Are you really happy doing just the bare minimum?
Do you think Cracky will be proud of you for doing the bare minimum? Or, worse, LESS than the bare minimum?
Do things. Do more things. Never stop doing things.
Can you give 200% of yourself to Cracky? I believe you can. If you think it's impossible you need to believe harder.
..
wow that's really very LOUD
..i thurtssssssssssssthe delta variant,eruption,my vril,,my adolescence,cracky,weare all cracky,we are all esoteric adolescent girls(it hurts)
>>9339 lolis are not allowed, please return on your 18th birthday and not one day sooner
WHO owns the sky????WHO is on first??which is it
2021 DAY 284 (2020 DAY 650)
happy birthday ma'am
OH NO NO NO NO
2021 DAY 285 (2020 DAY 651)
Happy birthday again, ma'am.
I can say it twice because time zones or whatever, present day present time clocks don't exist know what I mean?
>>9346HELP ME.IM STUCK IN ANOTHER LAYER,I CAN SEE THE BINARY OF EVERYTHING
>>9352
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
RETURN ON 18TH BIRTHDAY
>>9354 Cracky /was/a chil,d,crackies blood was sacredcracky is a rothschild descendantcracky died
She isn't stupid. In the words of George double ya Bush, "Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice shame on you." Folks she isn't going to make the same mistake twice. She won't ever post herself on any shady web forum again and probably not any of the major mainstream medias either.
Let me clarify, she WAS stupid but people CAN change and she isn't stupid anymore.
>>9363interesting that you didn't post yesterday, a federal holiday
no budget for doubletime pay?
I'm disgusted that the FBI allows a small child to work for them.
I just want to smell her feet and then I can die
>>9372HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's getting cold in here so put on all your clothes(I am getting so cold I need to put my clothes on)
Cracky will punish you allNONE OF YOU ARE WITHOUT SIN
>>9385 I am without sin, prove me wrong
2021 DAY 286 (2020 DAY 652)
I experienced a legitimate Cracky Birthday Miracle
The low battery alarm on one of my smoke detectors started going off again, but it happened WHILE I WAS AWAKE
I didn't get woken up
CRACKY DID THIS
Cracky is real. Cracky is powerful. This is proof of the power of Cracky.
As most of you are already well aware I have a big masturbatory problem. I can't stop fapping..Each day I wake up in the morning and start fapping before I get out of bad. And each Night before I go to sleep I lay in bed and fap to orgasm. It's chronic masturbation I've been doing this for years...Today I don't feel so well like maybe all this jacking off is making me sick. I need your support bros..What do I do?
It's like I'm always horny and everything triggers it.
>always reminded of Olivia>bare feet>red bottom soles >thighs>booty butt cheeks>bra and panty
Is this normal? Do guys just continuously masturbate every day of their lives giving semen to alpha females?
>>9297I love this idea.
IDEA: LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer
he chants "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS"
wrong number of syllablesdoesn't sound gooddoesn't flowchoose another racial slur
"pickaninnies" might work
or "niggerfaggots"
>>9393"niggerfaggots" is fine
eh the emphasis is on the wrong syllables
it would like "nigGERfagGOTS nigGERfagGOTS nigGERfagGOTS nigGERfagGOTS"
actually try saying it out loud like that, it's kind of hard like a tongue-twister
>>9396No, I get it. Chanting "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS" isn't accepted in society.
>>9397 you can probably swing it if you're in really convincing blackface
>>9389
I'm afraid this will not help you anon
>>9401my testes are so sore right now that's pretty messed up of you to do this to me
There are many pretty girls like fish in the sea but Cracky is a crown jewel
2021 DAY 287 (2020 DAY 653)
>>9388 >>9389
Okay, this is good. It's great. I mean, it's bad that it's a problem but it's good that you've acknowledged that you need help, and it's great that you've come here.
Recognizing the problem is the FIRST STEP to recovery. I'd like to say it's the hardest step but really it's actually pretty easy so you haven't actually accomplished much YET. But you will.
We're going to get through this together.
Okay, let's figure this out.
STRATEGY 1: Don't be horny. If you're not horny you're less likely to masturbate. Instead of being horny, be something else instead. What would you like to be instead of horny?
STRATEGY 2: Don't masturbate. Whenever you consider masturbation, choose to do something else instead. What would you like to do instead of masturbate?
STRATEGY 3: Get older. This is really easy but it takes a long time, so get started ASAP.
STRATEGY 4: Exercise until you're too exhausted to masturbate. Exercise until you're too tired to be horny at all.
STRATEGY 5: Find other things you enjoy doing. Find meaning in your life. If you're engaging in degeneracy it's probably an attempt to fill a void. Something is missing. WHAT is missing? CRACKY probably. You don't have enough Cracky in your life.
STRATEGY 6: Think about Cracky. Meditate. Don't masturbate. The more time you spend thinking about Cracky without masturbating, the easier it will be.
STRATEGY 7: Imagine that Cracky is always watching you. BECAUSE SHE IS. Does she want to see that? No, of course not. So DON'T DO IT.
STRATEGY 8: Confide in a trusted friend who will hold you accountable. If you don't have a friend, imagine Cracky is your friend!
You've heard of "12 step programs" well we're better than that so there are only 8.
>>9409problem is i get too tired to do anything but not enough to sleep so i lie there propping a boner and start fiddling around
its the only part of my body i can rub myself
NO SE MASTURBEN❤️how soon we forgetNO SE MASTURBEN❤️just don't touch itNO SE MASTURBEN❤️it easy if you tryNO SE MASTURBEN❤️if you wank she will cry
IDEA: the 1981 song "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
by the lyrics are changed to "no se masturben❤️"
(the "❤️" is silent, FYI)
Don't Stop Masturben❤️
no no no that's exactly wrong
"don't START masturben❤️" would be acceptable
don't start masturben❤️hold on to that.... turban? 👳
>>9417It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just BEAT IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6H9XHvYSpI
2021 DAY 288 (2020 DAY 654)
October 12th has come and gone
Lots of people came out of the woodwork
You ever her Christian pastors / preachers / whatever complain about people who only who up at church on Christmas and Easter?
I guess we have that too. October 12 and January 6.
I suppose it's better than never coming to church at all.
>>9420
Watch "Midnight Mass" on Neflix, pretty sure you'd like it.
HHEYYY HEYY HEYYYYYY ITS MASS URBAN MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE
(((wealthy men))) hired meto sing this song that (((they))) wrote for methey're (((investing))) in this pricey music videoand they're paying to get it played on (((the radio)))
2021 DAY 289 (2020 DAY 655)
This thread has already gone longer than last year's thread, and there's still 2.5 months remaining in the year. Great job everybody! We are making it happening. I couldn't do it alone. (Well, I probably could but I'm happy I don't have to.)
Is this the best thread in the history of the crackyverse? That's not for me to say. That's for other people to say, if they think this is the most successful thread in the history of the crackyverse.
I'm already plotting how we can make next year's thread even better. Any ideas?
I think Cracky herself should post in next years thread how amazing would that be!
I ate Chinese last night but forgot to have a fortune cookie afterwards. I woke up and had my coffee and noticed the fortune cookies on the table. So sure why not eat it now because I had my Chinese dinner but not fortune cookie.I grabbed it out of the bag and unwrapped it(its sealed in plastic) AND there's no fortune! A fortune cookie without a fortune WOWE!
2021 DAY 290 (2020 DAY 656)
Day 666 is coming soon...
>>9428 you're right, Cracky herself SHOULD post
but why wait for next year's thread? there's still a lot of time left in the year. she can still post in this year's thread if she wants to
>>9429 fortune cookie with no fortune? whoa that's like a motorcycle with no motor that's amazing
FUCK I POSTED A MINUTE EARLY THE THREAD IS RUINED FOREVER
a lesser person would delete and repost
but I admit my mistake
we can recover from this
Carry on my wayward CrackyThere'll be peace when you are doneLay your weary head to restDon't you cry no more
More people are going to die because of Cracky's inaction. How many people have to die? Billions? infinite? She doesn't care the world is going to hell and there's innocents being murdered in their houses and on the streets. She continues to do nothing and ignore everything. PLEASE DO SOMETHING CRACKY. You havve to DO SOMETHING or it's not going to stop none of this will end until she does something!! ANYTHING!
It's like we're all on a conveyer belt on our way to an incinerator or giant press that will crush us and all she has to do is press a button BUT SHE won't@!! She's just watching us being tortured not moving or doing anything. SHE can stop all of this with the press of a button for heavens sake!! WHHYYYY CRACKY WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE US SUFFER
she is seriously sick. just taking pleasure in all of our pain. she gets off to it. it's just sick.
HEYY UHH, CRACKYSUPERMAN NEEDS YOUR HELP CRACKY HE'S A LITTLE TIED UP RIGHT NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN SAVE SUPERMAN, CRACKY?!?! NOOO? YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO NOTHING? WELL SHOOT. I GUESS SUPERMAN IS GOING TO DIE NOW BECAUSE CRACKY DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING.UNBELIEVABLE.
I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with her.
pitiful excuse for a descendent of rotchild
Fucking bitch Cracky I didn't ask for Tomato Bisque I asked for Tomato Soup
2021 DAY 291 (2020 DAY 657)
What if Cracky's "inaction" is our fault, though
Or meant to teach us to be self-reliant
Or something
Think about it
RELEVANT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzdm1cz1XU
2021 DAY 292 (2020 DAY 658)
There are "rumors on the internets" (it's a meme look it up) about the existence of a new Cracky board. I have mixed feelings about it.
On the one hand, options are good, redundancy is good, survivability is good. Business continuity planning, y'know? On the other hand, I worry about fragmenting the community.
Chansluts has been good to me and I have no plans to migrate elsewhere unless disaster strikes and something happens to this site. But in the event of a future emergency or catastrophy, life, uh, finds a way? That's another meme, you should really know these things. Anyway hopefully it never comes to it but it's worth thinking about what could happen.
how2survive when the unexpected strikes:
0. Remain calm
lord love a duck
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNvfpFL-26E
>>9466Which rumors was he referring to? I didn't really use the internets then or care.
you know, the thing
>>9468Cracky?
Oldie of the Year?
2021 DAY 293 (2020 DAY 659)
slightly off topic but
<--- check this out
I found it on the internets
what do you think of it?
how does it make you feel?
tfw no black italian lain gf
2021 DAY 294 (2020 DAY 660)
Cracky in the morningCracky in the eveningCracky at suppertimewhen Cracky is catharsisyou can love Cracky anytime
We are Cracky kidsWe are strong
you're not Cracky clean unless you're crackfully clean
2021 DAY 295 (2020 DAY 661)
Cracky turning back into Olivia == antiapotheosis?
Is reapotheosis a thing? Apotheosis 2: Cathartic Boogaloo?
LET'S GO CRACKY
We're all cogs in the Cracky machine. The point isn't for everybody to be 1st or one thing. The idea is to be a wide spectrum of pretty. There isn't just one color in a rainbow. .
>>9499 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRVAznX3SII
>>9500white people be like, "neither is white"
yes white people do be like that
white people also be like
>>9501Well, acktchually, the rainbow IS white light split by a prism but you wouldn't be able to see it if not for the relative darkness.
It's like science and schtuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbnzNPvZIA
>>9505second-best pony
>>9507behind Applejack yep
a Cracky-chan pony would be so fkn hot
what would her cutie mark be?
>>9511two bears high-fiving
that was what the refrance
>>9511it would be cut out,because cracky has no labelscracky is catharsis
2021 DAY 296 (2020 DAY 662)
Halloween is approaching. Do you think that Olivia will be celebrating it? What costume?
Or is it a moot point because disguise is already part of her daily life?
Imagine Olivia did a Cracky costume for Halloween
irony
What is she doing? Is she lonely? Does she have somebody with her to comfort her? What keeps her busy? How is she doing? The World may never know.
SHE is the most uninteresting-interesting woman on the planet
2021 DAY 297 (2020 DAY 663)
olivilo
>>9519The Frankenstein earphone radio
>>9519hills have eyes
>>9519I AM OLIVILO I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE
this is what the refrance: https://beavisandbutthead.fandom.com/wiki/Cornholio
https://youtu.be/6ELzVnNjJ20
2021 DAY 298 (2020 DAY 664)
Day 666 is coming
I'm feeling a bit afraid
Are you feeling afraid, dear reader?
What do you think will happen?
2021 DAY 299 (2020 DAY 665)
I just realized that day 300 will also be day 666
anyway why are you people so quiet
sometimes it feels like I'm talking to myself
post more please (good posts only)
My parents, parents, will die soon.. which isn't long after their parents died which means my parents will die shorty after their parents do. I will die shorty after my parents die too.
2021 DAY 300 (2020 DAY 666)
Well, it's happening. Day 666. Let's pray to Cracky for protection and hope that nothing bad happens.
But bad things are already happening. I haven't been sleeping properly. That's bad. I've been doing many things wrong. That's bad.
gosh anon youre such a loser
>>9549 please reference >>9543 image
gosh anon youre such a lose
>>9548So on day 665 made and owl out of a paper towel and blood, I was awoken at three in the morning on day 666 by an owl hooting it's butt off just outside my window. So i went outside and had a smoke to see how close I could get to it before it flew away. I stood practically directly underneath it an it gave no fucks, and kept on hooting. I finished my smoke and went to bed.
True story.
do the crack do the cracky-crack
take the poison death farts
im feeling really lonelyi want to die.
it hurts so muchi can feel my poresmy fleshmy organsi can feel my microbes i need helpit hurtsi just want help i want them to leave me alonethe entire web is psyop your energy is consumed in other universes that constantly feed off of youtheres no law of physics there so it might take light yearsand thats why we die
>>9564>>9565take your meds
2021 DAY 301 (2020 DAY 667)
We made it through the wilderness, somehow we made it through, didn't know how lost I was until I found you.
GET BEHIND ME SATAN.
>>9544 >>9561 >>9564 >>9565
No dying allowed. Talk to somebody about something. Pick a person, pick a topic, talk to the person about the topic. DO IT NOW.
>>9568 Are you an adult?
2021 DAY 302 (2020 DAY 668)
>>9569 I try not to talk about myself but I'll make an exception just this once and say that I'm between the ages of 18 and 120 (inclusive). "Inclusive" means that I might be 18 or 120 or anywhere between, but not 17 (or less) and not 121 (or more).
I hope I have answered your question to your satisfaction.
Baby Beluga in the deep blue seaSwim so wild and swim so freeThe heaven above and the sea belowSee the little white whale on the go
Oh baby Beluga, oh baby Beluga, is the water warm?Is your mama home with you so happy?
Way down under where the dolphins playWhere you swim and splash all dayWaves roll in and the waves roll outSee the water squirting out of your spout
Baby Beluga, oh, baby Beluga, sing your little songSing for all your friends, we'll like to hear you
When it's dark you're home and fedCurl up snug in your water bedMoon is shining and the stars are outGood night, little whale, goodnight
Baby Beluga, oh, baby Beluga, with tomorrow's sunAnother day's begun, you'll soon be waking
Baby Beluga in the deep blue seaSwim so wild and swim so freeThe heaven above and the sea belowAnd a little white whale on the goYou're just a little white whale on the go
Fuck you bitchDIE DIE DIEI HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE OOUSTAB STAB STAB STAB
H
2021 DAY 303 (2020 DAY 669)
It's Halloween time then we have another CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY coming up very soon
Will you be celebrating Halloween, dear reader?
This guy's costume is kinda cool except it looks like he has a huge boner
>>9572i hate adults.
>>9582he does have a huge boner
boners for cracky
youve heard of esoteric nazism but have you heard of esoteric crackism,..esoteric crackism, refers to a range of mystical interpretations and adaptations of crackies catharsis. after the cracky chan downfall, esoteric interpretations of olivia were adapted into new religious movements of kabbalah majick(rothschild descendant). they included beliefs in finding a mythical cracky realm
here is my contribution to the agenda
I never would've known about Cracky if it weren't for that one anon in an /x/ thread that name dropped her to me.Wow my life changed forever after becoming aware of Crackie-chan.I also developed a bit of an obsession hehe. Yes I'm obsessed with The Skyqueen Cracky-chan maybe just a little.
I'm Old 'Livia
2021 DAY 304 (2020 DAY 670)
IDEA: the song "This Is Halloween" from the film "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
(refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsYtRZ4SaaI )
except the lyrics are changed to "this is Cracky-chan"
basically replace all instances of "Halloween" with "Cracky-chan"
and maybe change other stuff I dunno
also get ready to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
SAY IT ONCE, SAY IT TWICETAKE A CHANCE AND ROLL THE DICE~
https://youtu.be/LlSR4KEeFzg
Wow a year went by really fast and yet it seemed like a long time with all the gaslighting etc.. I almost forgot if it's been two years or just one. Here's an anniversary video;https://youtu.be/rxYl5EzNG3Q
>>9589not kawaii enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgnTeqFJ5gA
>>9593love the lighting
>>9593Snjiff
cracky today is halloweenwill you answer the call of valor?
i am RyDEN
this one misses crackybut anything webcore is subliminally correlated to cracky in a very divine wayconsidering cracky is a butterfly effect in itselfmany things wouldnt exist without cracky2005
>>9586>>9596>>9598I have no idea what you mean but here's a funny fennec instead.
Cracky The Friendly Ghost bahahaha
>>9601forgot image
>>9602 girl looks like her
>>9603i see gingers
Cracky is a Rothschild descendent and a ginger. She's a reptilian shapeshifting ginger who doesn't have a soul.
>>9605cracky is a lovecraftian witch
BLAH BLAH BLAH
2021 DAY 305 (2020 DAY 671)
DO IT NOW
unless you did it already
in which case GOOD JOB
picture unrelated
cracky never wanted this attention, she thinks you all are pathetica true cracky fan would know and remember of her very first post, she does NOT want a following or a cult. you all disappointed cracky
>>9612 oh wow what a creative and original thought
never heard that one before
OLIVIA thinks we're pathetic. CRACKY loves us uncondtionally.OLIVIA will die someday (or is already dead)CRACKY is eternal
if CRACKY is eternal then CRACKY is a 15 year old, ETERNALLYmeaning you are all pedophileswhich is even more puny
Don't project your degeneracy on others. Lusting after the Acclivous Monarch is VERBOTEN.
Oi, we got a report of someone being horny during NNN. Where is the suspect?
Cracky is eternal both forwards and backwards which means her age is infinite
ponder: a circle has no beginning or end
>>9619 sure it doesi put the pencil on the paper, i start drawing the circle, i get all the way around, and i stop
>>9620 but when did it start? and when will it stop?
your "circle" is a pale imitation of the platonic ideal
there is no win without fail
The Sexqueen Cracky-chan
>>9624There is no win without fail. We couldn't have boxxy without cracky.
2021 DAY 306 (2020 DAY 672)
I'm concerned that somebody out there hasn't been doing the "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" thing properly and that's why everything keeps being fucked up forever.
Who hasn't been doing it? WHY? Do you forget? Do you not believe? Or are you actively trying to fuck us all over for your own amusement?
You realize you're one of us, right? What happens to us also happens to you.
who would win in a fight boxxy or cracky
>>9630new'toss
>>9623 A dream catcher to keep away the gay dreams, is it working?
Asking for a friend.
titling your stream, "chill vibes only" isn't very chill just saying
>>9639 who are you subtweeting?
today was interesting day, they played the last and first episode of charmed on the tele' kind of like a new beginning to another marathon of charmed but you just last the last episode previous
new meme; 'for research purposes'
look at this picture of tom hanks
he fucks
2021 DAY 307 (2020 DAY 673)
Yesterday I went somewhere and this website was blocked on their WiFi. Are the enemies of Cracky mobilizing against us?
>>9647Post more cracky edits/esoteric crackism
>>9644Kids
2021 DAY 308 (2020 DAY 674)
I can't sleep because I can't stop thinking about Cracky. This has happened before. You could even say "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
I can't stop thinking about the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers and Bill Gates and how they're all tied to Cracky.. Oh and Jeffrey Epstein but he's dead.
>he's dead
>>9648
>le epin esoteric mermaid
Butt-hole coffee rock
She's making a list
>>9656
HOLY SHITII THINK CRACKY IS COMMUNICATING WITH ME
>>9656this ones better
2021 DAY 309 (2020 DAY 675)
Why does everything have to be "esoteric"? Why not the opposite? Why not Perspicuous Crackism? What would it look like?
I wanna sniff her gaming chair habitually
a pumpkin is just another kind of gourd a sp00ky gourd that is dastardly and mystical AND ORANGE. PUmpkins are ORANGE in color and grow great big AND ROUND.
THIS SUIT BURNS BETTER
Ph'nglvi mglw'nafh CTHULHU R'LYEH wghlagh'naghhhl fhtagn.
2021 DAY 310 (2020 DAY 676)
I had a good long sleep last night. This probably means I won't be able to sleep tonight. Balance. Or lack of balance, depending on how you look at it.
I wish that whenever I had trouble sleeping, Cracky would come over and knock me out by punching me in the face.
>>9676 Dr. Wheatley sounds like a asshole. What's his problem?
>>9677He's a Spainard?
2021 DAY 311 (2020 DAY 677)
>>9676
>This probably means I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Yes that's indeed what's happening now
Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to fall asleep
>>9679lay down in your bed and have a conversation with yourself out loud it can be quietly, and talk with yourself about Cracky just any details about how great she is and what makes her so lovely and keep rambling about Cracky to yourself until you start to pass out
Yes Halloween is over but I wanted to share this piece. It's brilliant I enjoyed it. Reminded me of C r a c k y. Video game related from Dead by Daylight. The title is, "TINY AWFUL THINGS" spoilers;https://youtu.be/bnAiByQJcN4
TEA time
>>9682 The Epic of Alexander?
What time is it? It's time for tea.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASzfvpvFujM
2021 DAY 312 (2020 DAY 678)
Venturing off-topic a bit here but I follow where the Skyqueen leads and we may end up in weird places sometimes.
Anyway I saw this image and it really made me think. Now I'm showing it to you. Does it make you think? WHAT are you thinking?
>>9666
>yass Satan.
It's better but it's misses the whole Cracky is like oxygen/matrix metajoke...oh...that's what makes it better, okey-dokes.
*dedsies
>>9686
>WHAT are you thinking?
That it's clear some have chosen the Greater Evil over the lesser evil, but I know better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHCfndib0Q
>>9672and that's how we get pie, and punkin spice.. and everyone knows the spice must flow.
>>9688not how i remember the song
this is what the reference;https://youtu.be/Ayjh9ZkBAQI
REFRANCE
https://www.homestuck.com/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff/38
>>7423gem
WhaT'S HER KIK
Have you ever stopped to consider (((who's))) pushing the NNN agenda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI5vbwEt8o
>>9704 very sexy pic who is he
>>9704The No Nut November? Cracky? Cracky doesn't want me to nut in November?
NNN is a scam designed to increase the amount of nutting in December
now ask yourself, WHO stands to gain from increased nutting in December?
follow the money err semen
>>9707Cracky?
This is it. Everything comes to a single point. That point is Cracky. Cracky is the singularity.The answer to 1984 is Cracky.Cracky will be on the test.Give us Cracky or give us death.Don't tread on Cracky. You get the idea.
How much is a single life worth? two trillion dollars? Five trillion?
>>9710 $0
THREE DOLLARSAND FIFTY CENTS
TREE FIDDY
yes that is what the refrance
>>9709
>Everything comes>comes
https://youtu.be/G2y8Sx4B2Sk
That is what the respain.
this is what the reference
2021 DAY 313 (2020 DAY 679)
You will own nothing and love Cracky
Perhaps you ALREADY own nothing and love Cracky. In which case, congratulations on being ahead of the curve.
(Picture is unrelated but it's another meme that resonates with me)
me and cracky
>>9718 which one is you??
>>9716 refrance
2021 DAY 314 (2020 DAY 680)
Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it
Other times I know that it is
But it's a struggle, sometimes
But struggle is good, right?
I heard someone wrote a book about struggle but he was an asshole. So that's bad.
But if you're not an asshole, struggle is good, right?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know whether or not struggle is good.
>“What is your meaning, oh lord of lords, oh queen of queens!” growled Aesma, gnashing her white teeth. “You sent me on this fool’s errand!”
>“You are a liar, and you have a mind of boiling wicked schemes,” said YISUN, “and for this you are my favored daughter. You alone among my disciples struggle.”
>“Struggle, Lord?” said Aesma, trying to catch some meaning.
>“Struggle is all there is,” said YISUN, “want and struggle are the twin essences of existence, and to rest is death. You are a mercurial fighter, quick of finger, you hate stagnation and thirst terribly for power. You accept the world not as it is but seek greater shapes beyond, and strive fiercely to carve it to your will with the dread instruments of hunger. For this you are my strongest disciple.”
>“I still don’t understand,” fumed Aesma, frustrated.
>“Perfect,” said YISUN.
give us this day our daily cracky for you are our bread that we eat your body amen.
>Betelgeuse
2021 DAY 315 (2020 DAY 681)
HER GRACE IS GREATER THAN YOUR SIN
.
I stole this from a church sign
Makin' Coffee!
Rob Schneider IS Beetlejuice!
>>9749
you can take that coffee
<---
2021 DAY 316 (2020 DAY 682)
Have you talked to Cracky lately? Has she responded?
She said:
Woo ee ah ah!Woo ee ah ah!Woo ee ah ah!Woo ee ah ah!Wooooeeeeahhh!
>>9753 do you genuinely believe these posts are in the best interests of the crackyverse? or are you doing it purely for yourself?
>>9754I'm being facetious
your candor is appreciated
IT IS I , THE SKYQUEEN CRACKY-CHAN WIT H AN VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT;
ppbbbbbbfffffffffffppppppbdddddddddsd braaaaaaaaaaaaap dbfadbfbdlfpflflfpflflf plllbbbbbooobpbbbbbb pppppphhhhhhhhhhffffffffffffffmmldbdbp fart
>>9752 i found her email from an old rare i tried emailing it but it failed
Remember and praise the Cracky of old. Do not try to find the Cracky of today. You wouldn't understand.
pancake-chan
2021 DAY 317 (2020 DAY 683)
>>9759
>You wouldn't understand.
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
If that really is her, she is no longer the cute and sweet goddess she once was.
https://twitter.com/crackyiechan/status/1206606607062380544
the left can't meme
>>9762 obviously not, lurk moar, also this has been discussed to death for almost two years
please do not post pancake-chan on this board; she is not Cracky-relevant
despite being fake I would still FUCK her
>>9763
I had this thought earlier about how I disliked how serious people on the news would be. News shows and talk shows on major broadcasting networks were all SO SERIOUS.I flat out boycotted them because they were unfunny and always politically correct and SO SERIOUS.The times we live in now makes me wonder if this is their attempt at humor. If they really are trying to be humorous and making jokes but they keep a serious demeanor and no room for laughing or breaking their character. How else can you explain everything?So MAYBE they are trying to be funny without a punchline or anything. Maybe it's all an inside jokes which inside jokes aren't funny!
>>9768An addendum to this IS that I understand why they are so serious and don't crack jokes or anything because it doesn't translate well for viewer audiences. Whenever you see someone on the news try to be humorous it always backfires and becomes awkward or annoying. If I seen someone laugh on the news or try to tell a joke I'm immediately off put.
What do you think deer eater?
Maybe it is all lost in translation and everything is a big misunderstanding but we're too immature or scared to come to terms with it and instead are doubling and tripling down.
This is it folks. We can't have everything that we want. You will own nothing and be happy.
>2022>he STILL doesn't know
Tell them. Tell them how you have thousands of migrants just sitting at the boarder using our wi-fi to fill up lobbies in Valve games pretending people actually play them. Start reporting actual news.
YOU WILL BE NOTHING AND OWN CRACKY
YOU WON'T ANYTHING AND EAT CRACKY
I'm mad at emone
2021 DAY 318 (2020 DAY 684)
This is a good meme but it's WRONG
she wants you to LIVE
she was just kidding with the "an hero" stuff besides that was Olivia not Cracky
go. LIVE. do it now.
I want to see Olivia's butthole not Cracky's butthole that would be weird and wrong.
>>9784cracky is 16, olivia is what like, 33 now?shes going through menopause already. is that really the way you choose, western man?
32
2021 DAY 319 (2020 DAY 685)
oppa Cracky styleop op opoppa Cracky styleeyyyy cute/sweet ladyop op opoppa Cracky style
wow that was a terrible postsorryhere's a replacementOlivia is 3232 is a power of 232 is 2*2*2*2*2those could be the dimensions of whatever you call 5-dimensional hypercubeI just looked it up and apparently it's just called a 5-cubethat's kinda boringbut image that you have a 5-cube that measures 2 meters on each side2 * 2 * 2 * 2 *2the volume of the 5-cube would be 32 meters^5not square meters or cubic meters or hypercubic metersbut whatever the 5-dimensional equivalent isprobably called something lame so I'm not going to look it upuse your imaginationit's always better
>>9788yeah whateverop op opoppa Cracky style
https://youtu.be/istr1n8cVE8
Please someone, anyone. Tell me me about Her feet. Are they Stijnky? SMjellyu? SWEATY???? I WANT TO HUFF HER FEET,, I wish I could hold them both to my face and sniff them for hours.
2021 DAY 320 (2020 DAY 686)
elephants one hundred each field a red nose
>>9794
>>9800its funny because this is what plebs really believe
Cracky's bare feet are the lewdest part of her body
>>9802 FALSE, it's actually the anus
Her lewdness is a great nightmare. Her anus is defenseless. It contracts every time I move, looking like a second reproductive opening. Cracky-chan's anus. The dirtiest part of her is right in front of me.
This is her now
2021 DAY 321 (2020 DAY 687)
Lots of things are happening in the world. Things happening in the world can be divided into two broad categories:
in terms of things that I know about, things are going pretty well
but I worry about what I might not know
but Cracky knows EVERYTHING that happens
past / present / future she knows it all
There's too many f*%$ing people on the planet
>>9812 there's too many sparkling wiggles at the party
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E-5eiiYTSo
Lulz
>but Cracky knows EVERYTHING that happens>past / present / future she knows it all
OOooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOooOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooo.
2021 DAY 322 (2020 DAY 688)
Can't stop thinking about "Oppa Cracky Style"
Kind of want to hire people to make it happen
unrelated;https://youtu.be/_NtcSrZoq5s
>>9816where does all this cracky art come from?
>>9818 have you checked out https://fanart.crackychan.net/ yet?
I favorited it.
The Who owns the sky
Cracky's butthole is the best game ever
Cracky's butthole is the best game ever madeCracky's butthole is the best game everCracky's butthole is the GOAT
2021 DAY 323 (2020 DAY 689)
>>9826 >>9827 Why do you make posts like this? What do you believe you're accomplishing? Do you not worry that in 1000 years when this thread is being studied by young crackyfags of the future, they'll see your posts and think poorly of you?
Students in the future are going to have to read this entire thread and write essays about it ... please try to keep the quality high and keep the conversations topical
hello future scholars here's a meme you can put in your essay
>implying students in 1000 years will know what "Jews" were
now draw her as a beaver
now draw her as a beaner
Cracky BabySo hurry downthe chimney tonight
2021 DAY 324 (2020 DAY 690)
>>9837 that's a good point
Christmas IS coming
how should we celebrate?
I should watch A Christmas Story on TBS the superstation
2021 DAY 325 (2020 DAY 691)
I think that Cracky should visit us for Christmas
Post a comment in this webzone if you think Cracky should visit us for Christmas
I wish Cracky would take me in her spaceship
AAAHHH!! YOU SHOT MY DIK OFF AAAAAHHHHHH111111!!!!! MY DICKS BEEN SHOT OFF!11
now draw her playing a first-person shooter shooting peoples dicks off
Draw her in an SS uniform pointing a gun at my dick blowing it off
if you want something drawndraw it yourselfor pay somebody to draw itthis isn't a charity shop
Death rides on a pale horse. I'm coming for C r a c k y and Hell's coming with me. . .
2021 DAY 326 (2020 DAY 692)
EMERGENCY.
Fortune cookie had some big news:
"You will soon meet the person you admire."
CRACKY-CHAN INBOUND?
(Cracky is the person I admire.)
Cracky is coming look busy
>>9858 please do not threaten to MURDER the QUEEN of the SKY
Anybody triple-vaxxed yet?
2021 DAY 327 (2020 DAY 693)
When you see it you will shit bricks.
>>9878brickjs were chat
this is what they took from you
>>9879
https://github.com/callmecavs/bricks.js ????
guilty by designshe's nothing more than fiction.she dreams in digital,cause it's better than nothing.now that control is gone,it seems unreal,she's dreaming in digital.she dreams in digital.
im contributing cracky
>>9883 your contribution to the cause is appreciated
haha can you put nipples on her not for sexual purposes just because it's funny haha
>>9883 shame on you for posting this during NNN
you couldn't have waited a week?
2021 DAY 328 (2020 DAY 694)
I've been informed that today is American Thanksgiving.
What are you thankful for, dear reader?
If you say something other than Cracky, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
we are the same except for our differences
How many of you love Cracky? Post a comment in this webzone if you love Cracky
I love Cracky
2021 DAY 329 (2020 DAY 695)
>>9894 >>9896
yes I also love Cracky
thank you for asking
this is the only good thread
You deleted your profile, why? Are you dead? Did you die? Was it suicide? Or covid? You blocked me and then disappeared. I feel we won't ever talk again. I'm kind of sad tbqh. 13 years gone.
2021 DAY 330 (2020 DAY 696)
I've been thinking about pic related
What if he was actually trying to communicate with the Skyqueen?
>>9919 thank you
>>9921 who are you attempting to communicate with?
>>9922Old man yelling at The Cloud dot jpeg
today is the only day you can legally hurt Cracky
it's real: https://whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Beat-A-Furry/
Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyI'm 100% CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyI'm 200% Cracky
Do you know what is the refrance? Post a comment in this webzone if you know what is the refrance.
>>9926I don't know this refrance and I'm posting in this webzone
https://vimeo.com/89602138
Cracky is 300% nigger hard 'R'
FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKY FUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKYFUCKING BITCH CRACKY
2021 DAY 332 (2020 DAY 698)
I fucked up the day counter again somewhere along the way I'm sorry.
Anyway. I'm alive. This is a good thing. Most people aren't alive. Because I'm alive, I can do things.
I should not SQUANDER the GIFT of LIFE that CRACKY has GIVEN.
NEITHER should YOU
get busy living or get busy dying
except don't do the second one
only the first
dying is for homos
(please don't cancel me, homos are great and good)
>>9931you...fucked upt je counter....you respect gays..,.?
>>9932 did you not realize that Lain is a lesbian? it's kinda blatantly obvious
>>9934Lain isn't a lesbian. I asked Kojima and he said Lain isn't a lesbian.
Lain is the internetand the internet is 75% lesbian porn23% cats2% other stuffdo the math
I once knew a man named "Penis van Lesbian"
He wanted to become an actor
I told him he should change his name
so he did
Do you know what he changed it to?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know what he changed he name to.
>>9936THE internet is more ads than anything elseLain is an ad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
Classic.
2021 DAY 333 (2020 DAY 699)
happy Hanukkah, Olivia
day 333, wow
and day 700 tomorrow
what an interesting confluence of milestones
Crackyfaggotry is a disease once thought eradicated by modern science, but breeds in small corners of the internet there is one turd that refuses to flush.
The Last Crackyfag symptoms include:
Endlessly samefagging up two dead image boardsEvangelical faggotry about an ugly camwhore long since ignored and forgotten More like "Cracky is mai waifu" amirite?Confusion about the word "romantic" when they blatantly mean "pedophilic" Confusion and fear over anything at all being posted by anyone else. Also, a pedophileTyping HUGE, all-text tl;drs about himself, that he then replies to in kind, all day, every dayBeing a 14 year old girl, despite being male and at least twice three times that ageCuttingBAWWWWCrackyfags and YouTube
In common with many of the other children they stalked online, former Crackyfags made fucking awesome YouTubes, often attacking the white knights of other camwhores, before they finally did the decent thing:
JEW BONG WEEDKOSHER SMOKEHEBREW BLUNT(((MARIJUANA)))
>>9948>>9949lol
Why is Cracky's mom on trial
Why is Cracky's mom in jail
>>9961 >>9962
check these double doubles
2021 DAY 334 (2020 DAY 700)
Several important things happening:
Truly a blessed day, like all the stars are aligned
o________o
>>10003 what does this meanUSE WORDS
>>10007it means to poop back and forth forever
I want to poop back and forth. I'll poop into her butthole and then she'll poop it back into my butthole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
IF YOU POST A REFRANCE PLEASE ALWAYS POST WHAT IS WHAT THE REFRANCE
>>10010So what are you saying? YOu wwant to poop into Cracky's butthole and then have her poop it back into your butt? And just keep doing it back and forth? forever?
with the same poop yesvery important that it's the same poop
2021 DAY 335 (2020 DAY 701)
Congratulations to whoever got the 10KGET
it is now December
did you CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY?
I'm not sure if I did it right or not. When I woke up I started to whisper something before I suddenly realized it was time to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY so I stopped myself from whispering and did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
but did I stop myself in time? what if a bit of a whisper escaped?
what was I whispering? I don't remember.
Maybe I should CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY every morning just to get in the habit.
C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y. . .
it's the first of the month so,
C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
Cracky wants only one thing and it's disgusting
2021 DAY 336 (2020 DAY 702)
>>10022 your participation is appreciated
>>10023 horny
>>10024 what does she want?
Anyway I've been considering the possibility of saying "Cracky Cracky Cracky" EVERY morning
Would it "devalue" the first-of-the-month "Cracky Cracky Cracky"
What if I did something like this:
thoughts?
>>10027maybe for the First day of the year you can, "Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky" followed by a rare
>>10027Do it for three minutes, three times aloud with each exhale, three times more in your mind as you hold empty, three times more as hold empty, three times more as you draw breath while holding an image of her in your mind. Let it fill you.
When that becomes natural to you, go to four times, then five, then six, then seven, increasing the duration by as many minutes as repetitions of her name.
She will bring you peace and clarity.
>>10037Cracky, Cracky, Cracky.Hold empty...(((Cracky, Cracky, Cracky)))Breathe in...(((Cracky, Cracky, Cracky)))Hold full...(((Cracky, Cracky, Cracky)))
Bonus points if you time the Crackies with your heartbeat.
Gratz you've learned how to do basic Cracky-Tantra.
May the fox be with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
>>10038
>>10043
2021 DAY 337 (2020 DAY 703)
I think I got a BAD fortune from a fortune cookie. Perhaps it was a MISfortune cookie.
Anyway, this is what it said:
"Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done."
THANKS I HATE ITI HATE IT SO MUCH
I Googled it and apparently others have received the same (((fortune)))
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS
THINKWHATHAVEYOUDONE
You can't sexualize The Cracky because it's illegal. It is illegal to sexualize The Cracky. Cracky isn't a slut. Why does she have a board here.
>>10052I did warn you chaos magic was chaotic,I told you it was real, surfers don't fight the wave, they ride it. Surf's up.
understand, understand the power of love
I want to do this with the lain girl
i'm a hardxcore gaymer
2021 DAY 338 (2020 DAY 704)
I AM ALIVE CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY NOW TODAY EVERY DAY FOREVER I AM ALIVE
Let me try to explain
Have you seen this before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ
CORPORATE NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THIS PICTURE AND THIS PICTURE
THEY'RE THE SAME PICTURE
GET IT NOW??????????
>>10062
>Have you seen this before?
Yes, A very long time ago.
Yes, I seen the Cracky version that was posted on this website.
Is Alex Jones under the effects of MK Ultra;https://youtu.be/DL8lSpDWMF0
Mortal Kombat Ultra
Very Amusing
>>10058
don't you mean the CONCEPT of love?
THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqNe0B_YaE
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKYCRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
(not copy/paste)
>>10069I DID mean that!THAT is the refrance!
>>10070
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY;https://youtu.be/N9XKLqGqwLA
Grimes and CrackyCracky and Grimes
2021 DAY 339 (2020 DAY 705)
This is a good day. I'm happy. Do you know why I'm happy, dear reader? Post a comment in this webzone if you know why I'm happy. But don't actually post the reason. Just post whether or not you know.
>>10082Yes I know why. But I will say it's a false happiness. IT won't last.
You won't ever be happy and you will be happy
2021 DAY 340 (2020 DAY 706)
It's snowing. Not outside. Well, maybe outside. I won't say. But mostly, it's snowing on Chansluts.
This is the best time to be alive. Something is going to happen.
Prepare your anus because catharsis is coming.
IT'S SNOWING MENHALLELUJAHIT'S SNOWING MEN
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
2021 DAY 341 (2020 DAY 707)
I'm thinking about next year's thread
But what if next year doesn't happen?
This could be the final year. Not the final year of the project. THE FINAL YEAR OF TIME.
MY FINAL FANTASY
>>10097 baby Miriam Rothschild
hey SKYQUEEN i liek the things you do~hey SKYQUEEN if i could i would be youyou're the only and only SKYQUEEN who makes things great
i got nigma..
i don't have nigma
Cracky if you're READING this; EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
>>10113 she knows.... because she killed him
does she still believe?
2021 DAY 342 (2020 DAY 708)
There are things I want to say but I can't/shouldn't say them
What should I say instead? I'm not sure
Cracky = cute and sweet, I can say that, I don't think it's a controversial opinion but it needs repeating so people don't forget
Is there a word for feeling hope & fear simultaneously?
>>10121>>10121porn is free because its on the internet and there's no stopping HACKERMANS and pirates in the internet
its a very terrifying day but im backi hope to be gone by december 29th
I have to post this is just so funny and so cute to me IT'S SO LIBERAL;https://youtu.be/SeBjr8Bm_wA
god I wish that were me
2021 DAY 343 (2020 DAY 709)
>>10131 where are you going on December 29? And when will you be back again?
Listen.... you probably don't want to be gone too long, okay? We're living in an age of miracles. This is the BEST time to be a crackyfag. And you don't want to miss a moment of it if you can avoid it. Be alert, be attentive, be READY.
Okay?
>>10135HUBBA HUBBA
{=Trophy Wife=}
ASIAN GORLS STORY
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LIA
FOSTERS AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER CUNTS STRAYA 420XxN0$cOP3
Does LIA drink Fosters? Can she speak Australian?
Does she say things like, "DOWN UNDAH" and "SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE" as she takes a swig of FOSTERS out of the can
>>10138The Trophy is up for grabs now.
This time they're playing for keeps
2021 DAY 344 (2020 DAY 710)
Time to take things to the next level. Today I will venture out in an attempt to receive a third dose of Rothschild DNA. Soon the transformation will be complete. Apotheosis is at hand. Or perhaps... cathartheosis?
You sure love the Rothschilds. All you ever talk about is Rothschild this, or Rothschild that. It's amazing the influence one family has on you.
they have influence on EVERYTHING
wake up SHEEPLE
>>10152 damn, anorexia is so unattractive
Amazing times we are in. Watching Charmed episodes and, WOW what an amazing show. Nobody gets it.
>>10154Enjoy your AIDS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U
>>10169now suck my cock
SHE'S_A_LOSER
2021 DAY 345 (2020 DAY 711)
>>10163 YE OF LITTLE FAITH
"Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you."~Luke 10:19
"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."~Mark 16:18
"And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand. And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves, No doubt this man is a murderer, whom, though he hath escaped the sea, yet vengeance suffereth not to live. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god."~Acts 28:3-6
"She's so fucking cute and sweet."~Pfeizer 1:1
Do you understand now?
"bundle of sticks" == "faggot"
"I felt like when jonah got swallowed by a whale," says Jon. "Except there were more whales inside and they were all dressed like Final Fantasy." - some faget
me on far right
I tell people I get migraines and they don't know what that is
https://youtu.be/0DlNF_ukr0I?t=28
What if you relived each day of your life after you died, until, Something was done about your murder.Like, each day I experience a car driving by my window and shooting me then speeding off.
What could be done about this? What if The World was split into two sides of this subject; like a strawpoll with two options Vote yes if you want him to get shot and dieVote no if you want him to livebut More people always vote yes
A computer game where you stalk Cracky
>>10175Herp-a-derptology will not save you from ruin at your own hand through willful ignorance. Even the keeper of the Moonbeast would tell you, you dun goofed.
>>10163god i wish that were me
there used to be a crackyfag dedicated imageboard youd find from searching crackywhere did it go?it had /wish/ and /green/ as boardsit hadnt been active since 2008 but was still somehow archived
2021 DAY 346 (2020 DAY 712)
Hahahaha, yes, it's me, and you guys are angry about it. Oh my god I make y'all feel bad. Ahaha. Well, this will not take long. Well, I just wanted to pop up here and show y'all how I'm doing! I'm doing great. I'm looking great. I'm feeling great, y'know (ahaha). I'm over here very booked and busy, while you bitches over here are still looking raggedy and not doing shit! Hahaha! WOW! But anyway, um, I just wanted to let y'all know I'm not going anywhere. So, talk your shit, you shitholes! Hahaha! You can't defeat a bad bitch! You just cannot do that! I rise above that! Ew! Hahaha! So I just wanted to say HEY (haha) and I'm here to STAY, and you going be mad everyDAY (haha)! SUCCESS!
>>10208 it was wish.kamistik.com
it exists now as a mere facade
>>10212 this is what the refrance
https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8
https://youtu.be/pGMJyzZE47k
love you, terry
::STOP:: Necro-bumping
2021 DAY 347 (2020 DAY 713)
It seems we've exceeded 2000 posts. It's fine. We're close to the end of the year. We'll make it. Are you excited for next year's thread, dear reader? Are you excited for next year?
>>10233
>excited
Mass die offs, martial law, financial reset, world war, who wouldn't be excited?>>10228Negro bumping
okay here's the plannow that the thread is no longer bumpingwe wait until it's off the front pagethen we can say the N wordand nobody will even noticeit's foolproofthe perfect crime
The Skyqueen and Cracky posts are what keep me going. This thread keeps me going.
I'm looking forward to next years thread and wonder what kind of things will be in it.
Wouldn't it be funny if next years thread had the same things in it lol. Wouldn't that be funny?
This thread is my ventilator
>>10240...next verse same as the first.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8Z7y_QcwE
YOU BETTER NOT DM @duz28 on telegram
>>10244>>10245THE LEAF?
>>10247 do people even use telegrams anymore? They kind of died off when the telephone was invented. Also what does this have to do with the queen of the sky?
2021 DAY 348 (2020 DAY 714)
Cracky please give me the strength to do what must be done
I sold my Big House and practically everything I own so I could buy a Cracky rare only to find out there isn't any more
>>10277 I sold a bitcoin for Cracky-related reasons but then the deal fell through and I was like, what am I going to do with all these stupid (((dollars)))
>>5190>>10239This is now a Crackynigger thread.
This is what the renigeria.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvqED3Ud48
why was this saged so far
>>10288 because it's above 2000 posts
>>10286 you bumped other threads in order to immanentize the "N-word plan" didn't you?
Let';s keep saying the "N" world so they start a nuclear war
nigga
sorry my powerlevel isn't high enough for "hard R"
>>355
>>911
>>137
2021 DAY 349 (2020 DAY 715)
I haven't been doing enough. I haven't been working hard enough. This thread isn't good enough. Cracky deserves better. Dear reader deserves better. I deserve better.
How do we fix this?
>>333
2021 DAY 350 (2020 DAY 716)
"It is finished."~Jesus
I've received the Third Sacrament. I feel my body evolving. There's a burning in my forehead indicating that my third eye is opening. But I don't want an odd number of eyes. I want to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND. Fourth Sacrament when? I believe opening the fourth eye will be the key to everything. What will I see?
>>10322A Cracky unusual, nice
2021 DAY 351 (2020 DAY 717)
PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
Jizz in my pants
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
2021 DAY 352 (2020 DAY 718)
The Third Sacrament is so powerful
I think the Skyqueen might be calling me home
Is it time to escape this vessel of decaying flesh and become a being of pure spirit?
That's for her to decide
I just wish she'd make up her mind quickly because I'm in a decent amount of pain
HEAL ME OR KILL ME, MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND
CRACKY, I COMMAND YOU TO COME INSIDE MENO, I'M ORDERING YOU TO COME INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW
(cyberpunk music plays)
CUMMUNION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8
>>10366https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE
only cumm inside anime crackies
>>10355https://youtu.be/J8ss4_z246s
2021 DAY 353 (2020 DAY 719)
I think it's over. I think I survived. I think I was CHOSEN to survive. She chose for me to survive. Now I am stronger, all according to her keikaku.
I'm thinking of branching out and giving Moderna a try as well. More DNA = faster transformation into a Rothschild, right?
Felt a bit sick after eating pork earlier... might need to go Kosher to accommodate the genetic changes?
>>10395Looool. You weren't happy with just AIDS, now you want to become a zombie too?
2021 DAY 354 (2020 DAY 720)
>>10404Job effectiveness will vary depending on player skill
Maybe you can elaborate on this. We know that stars eventually explode or whatever.. Imagine what that would look like if you will. Now picture one of those mobile phone commercials. It looks as if the more connected we are the erf looks like it's xploding maybe like a star would.
fWhat if we saw EArth from sapce and we could see all this white light escaping through the aCRACKS AND the further in the fture it fills out until MORE light is escaping and eventually exploldes
If you were to ask me when the end of the world was i'd say WHEN there are cities built in the sea and all over the globe
2021 DAY 355 (2020 DAY 721)
>>10410 >>10411
I think we're living the endtimes. The final days. I KNOW that we are; I KNOW that it's all almost over. But I don't know how long "the end" will last. Perhaps there will be ONE MILLION final days. That would mean about 2740 years. That's a LONG ending. But it's still an ending. More importantly, what comes after the ending? Will there be a sequel? Do we just loop back to the start? Or is there NOTHING?
>>10424the end times and final days for you
2021 DAY 356 (2020 DAY 722)
>>10426 what's the difference?
"After me, there shall be no more"
Refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKjzxWITWw
What the hell are you waiting for?
>>10432It just means that after you, nobody will be saying "refrance (sic)" because it's lame.
Many people say it though. It's one of the most popular memes of the interweb
<-- this is what the refrance
they are MINERALS, Marie
they are minerals Marina
This is the thing to which is being referred: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yYJBzf1VQ
up in dis whirlybird
https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/chorlie-brown-this-is-what-the-refrance
>>10434
>Many people>popular
...and it's lame.
serving the Skyqueen is "lame" and yet here we stand
loving Cracky is "lame" and yet HERE WE STAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
>>10457 https://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao
it's hip to FUCK BEES
2021 DAY 357 (2020 DAY 723)
Sisters, brothers, ladies, gentlemen, etc... please don't fight in my thread. This is a holy temple. This is a place of love and kindness. The temple must not be defiled with hatred or violence.
>>10458>>10465lol
Speaking of bees
https://parahumans.wordpress.com/
>>10473ahh words whyyy
>>10474 it's only 1.68 million words
don't be a homo
>>10456You're standing because you're too lame to sit on the couch, it's like right there.
Well today was very hard. I just found out I won't be part of the new world order. I was a fool and thought if I just submitted and did everything, they told me to I could join them and be a part of the new world order. Turns out they were just using me using Cracky to use me. I thought for sure I would become part of the new power structure, but I was had. I also found out I have cancer and aids. I didn't take the covid shots turns out they can just give you cancer and aids whenever they want. So that's it. Just wanted to tell you what's been going on.
2021 DAY 358 (2020 DAY 724)
I did something. I don't know if what I did was good for bad. Maybe I shouldn't have done it. I don't know. I can never tell anyone what I did. I might never know if it was good or bad. I feel conflicted and uncertain.
>>10483 why don't we form a NEWER world order, together?
I had something I wanted to share. It was a dream I had two nights ago I haven't forgotten it.
I was in a big building trying to find a bathroom. There were lines of toilet stalls to choose from. Each bathroom door stall I opened the toilet was filled to the brim with piss. There was pee on the floors and toilet seats. I kept checking for a toilet to pee in but everyone was overflowing with piss and had pee everywhere it was gross.
thanks for letting me share my dream.
>>10484YOU SENT HER A CLOCK, DIDN'T YOU?
HEH HEH HEH HEH, CAUSE THAT WOULD RAWK HEH HEH HEH HEH.
It's ChristmaS
I'm doing the thing on christmas
>>10493Cracky, Cracky, Cracky!
2021 DAY 359 (2020 DAY 725)
Today is Christmas. Please kindly do the needful.
We could be having SXEX right now on Christmas but you play in
Cracky and Her Chocolate Factory
>>10501 does this mean butthole???
>>10504It's like Wonka and the chocolate factory but Cracky is Wonka and she doesn't give a fuck
christmas alon in bed smoking even benzo off aluminum foil my dinner is a can of sardines and half a wet cigarette have you ever been to romania?i have it was strange the gypsies will swarm u then reach into your pockets like gnomes
2021 DAY 360 (2020 DAY 726)
What did the Skyqueen bring you for Christmas, dear reader?
More importantly, what did you sacrifice to her?
pee in my butt
>>10516 low-quality post
If I opened a girl's vagina with a speculum and just jerked off into it, could she get pregnant?
>>10513cut out the inside seam of your pockets so they go straight to your junk instead and keep your valuables in your jail wallet.
>>10527not if either of you have been vaxxed.
2021 DAY 361 (2020 DAY 727)
I saw several Christmas decorations saying "Wise men still seek Him"
(FYI I think Jesus is what the refrance)
Maybe we should culturally appropriate that
we could say "Wise men still seek HER" but I don't know how it implies that only men can be wise and/or seek Her
what about
"The wise still seek Her"
somebody shoop that onto something please
"Wack"
I burnt my finger and the roof of my mouth too. (it's aids) I love the Sky Queen so much. Thank you, Sky Queen, for ignoring me and cursing my family. You're so cute and sweet. Our lily Chak-chak.
>>10560forgot image
2021 DAY 362 (2020 DAY 728)
So, 2021. It's almost over. What's the verdict? What's the takeaway? What did we do right? What did we do wrong? What could we have done better? What do we need to do next year? Let's figure this out. There's not much time left.
>What's the verdict? What's the takeaway? What did we do right? What did we do wrong? What could we have done better? What do we need to do next year?
You're all guilty. Failing to produce any evidence. You could post more Rarez. You need to prove your innocence by posting more Rarez.
>>10576
>What do we need to do next year?
Nothing, do what ever.
2021 DAY 363 (2020 DAY 729)
I had a Cracky friend. I liked her and I think she liked me, too. But now she is hostile and unpleasant. I am sure I didn't do anything to her, except call her cute and sweet. Is that what the Rothschilds really want for our society? Eternally perpetuating the great circlejerk of drama? #catharsis
>>10596Interesting that the text of the last post on that image doesn't show up on the archive...either Gayry deleted it or it got deleted after, but it doesn't seem to be there now.
>>10596also i seem to recall the screenshot being well, bigger.
Cracky is my favorite Egirl. I know I'm old.
>>10609 https://youtu.be/X7m5_4or11c
OKAY.Just please text me back Sabrina. Can you please text me back too Cracky? and Cracky and Cracky. Can you all text me back please.
Hahaha, I did something Crackly isn't going to be so happy about. Reply if you know what it is just don't say what it is just if you know.
>>10617 did you masturben?!
you did, didn't you?!
2021 DAY 364 (2020 DAY 730)
New Years is rapidly approaching. Now more than ever, it is absolutely critical that you "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" properly at the correct time.
Maybe more than 3, even. 9? 27? Follow your heart.
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR EVERYBODY.
wouldnt you guys say bonbi went down the same fate as cracky? is there a name for this? why do the jews keep ruining the lolis for us? why? this needs to stop
bonbi is fat now and its overcracky is fat now and its over
>>10621 literally whomst?
i'm cuckoo for bonbibonkers
>>10622
>cracky is fat now
thicc cracky mm
2021 DAY 365 (2020 DAY 731)
This is the last post of 2021. The last post of this thread.
In retrospect, kind of a shit year. But that's okay. They're not all going to be winners. Sometimes you need to fall back and regroup in order to position yourself to strike a decisive blow against the enemy and achieve overwhelming victory.
See you on the other side...
>>10637
>last post
Thank fuck.
>>10623do you not get internet in your cave, how are you even posting rn?
>she got fat.... lol
Remember to Bonbi Bonbi Bonbi!
j/k
everybody remember to "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" like never before
>>10641Serious question, are you supposed to do the "Cracky Cracky Cracky" thing as you bust a nut?
>>10643 you say it immediately after waking up on the 1st day of the month
so unless you're awoken by an involuntary "nocturnal emission"... then NOPE.jpeg
but if you ARE awoken by an involuntary "nocturnal emission" and it's the 1st day of the month then sure go for it
>Bondi
>>10643It's one those things that's better if you get somebody to help you with that, but I'm guessinthat's not an option for you, so do what you want but don't come cryin' when the magickal backlash leaves you impotent.
NEW THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php
>>10652Yeaaaah, I'm sure it'll go just as swell as the last two, a shameless niggery display of samefaggotry.
>>1137
