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Cracky WankMeN WiTHoUt PanTZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
[Verse 1]We can wank if we want toEven on your friend's behind'Cause your friends don't spankAnd if they don't wankWell they're no friends of mine
[Verse 2]I say, we can wank where we want toA place where they'll never findAnd we can wank like we come from out of this worldLeave the real one far behindWe can wank (Wanker!)
[Verse 3]We can wank where we want toCracky's is young and so am IAnd we can dress real neatFrom our hats to our feetAnd surprise 'em with a victory cry
[Verse 4]I say, we can wank if we want toIf we don't nobody willAnd you can wank real rudeAnd totally removedAnd I can wank like an imbecile
[Chorus]I say, we can wank, we can wankEverything is out of controlWe can wank, we can spankWe're doing it from pole to poleWe can wank, we can spankEverybody look at your handsWe can wank, we can spankEverybody's taking the chance
Cracky wankWell it's Cracky spankYes, it's Cracky wank
[Verse 5]We can wank if we want toWe've got all your life and mineAs long as we abuse itNever gonna lose itEverything will work out right
[Verse 1]I say, We can wank if we want toEven on your friend's behind'Cause your friends don't spankAnd if they don't wankWell they're no friends of mine
[Chorus]I say, we can wank, we can spankEverything is out of controlWe can wank, we can spankWe're doing it from pole to poleWe can wank, we can spankEverybody look at your handsWe can wank, we can spankEverybody's taking the chance
[Outro]Well, it's Cracky wankYes, it's Cracky spankWell, it's Cracky wankWell, it's Cracky spankYes it's Cracky wankIt's Cracky spankWell, it's Cracky wankIt's a Cracky spankIt's a Cracky wankIt's a Cracky spankIt's a Cracky wankIt's a Cracky spank
>>7317
I have a text file of about 1000 crackypastas
I put basically everything in the file regardless of quality
but for the first time
no
I'm not putting this in the file
https://youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw
I was led to believe that Copy and Paste was the height of Crackyfaggian intellectual rigeur, thou hast led me astray O' mighty collector of fruitless Daily IMpolls, connoiseur of one-piece nereids attire and petrified lolis, very well.
Capitalist Discourses: Semiotic subdialectic theory and the subculturalparadigm of realityJean-Jean S'en Brule d’Erlette
Department of Sexual Politics, Misanthropicallisticism University, Montreuil, France.
In the works of a Pseudo-Madonna figure, a predominant concept is the concept of prestructural consciousness and it's inherent wankability. The subject is contextualised into a subcultural paradigm of reality that includes 'STURBANDOnation to the ABSURD as a paradox.
HOWEVER, the primary theme of such lofty works of Onanistic reiterations to a Madonna figure is not narrative per se, but postnarrative. La Tournier[1] suggests that we have to choose between semiotic (I can hear YOUR sniggering FROM HERE that YES the word is derived from SEMEN, as are YOU) subdialectic theory and Batailleist "powerful communication".
Thus, Lacan uses the term ‘Foucaultist phallic power relations’ to denote the absurdity, and some would say the collapse, of neotextual society that any FIFTHEENTH-EDUCATED-IMBECILLE should grasp their own tumescent member most vigourously when faced with MOST SUBLIMIMIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY_CHAN. Many such theories concerning the empirical subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality may be revealed by judiciously peeling back the layers of the pseudointellectual foreskin that you SO BLATANTLY seem to be burdened with.
2. Cracky-Madonna and semiotic subdialectic theoryIf one examines Foucaultist power relations, one is faced with a choice:either reject constructivist desublimation of the libido or conclude that sexuality serves toexploit the underprivileged and marginalized BETA-CUCK. Therefore, Marx uses the term ‘the subculturalparadigm of masturbo-reality’ to denote the common ground between the total lack of any semblance of class and civil society. The premise of Foucaultist phallic power relations holds that class, perhaps paradoxically,has NO SIGNIFICANCE.
The characteristic theme of la Fournier’s[2] analysis ofSEXTUAL objectivism is the role of the artiste as poet (YOU KNOW IT). However, if the Foucaultist phallic power relations holds, we have to choose between semiotic subdialectic theory and the neostructuralist horny police narrative. Sartre uses the term ‘Foucaultist phallic power relations’ to denote the VAST difference between society and sexual masturbo-identity.
“Class is used in the service of sexism,” says Marx; however, according to Parry[3] , it is not so much class that is used in the service of sexism, but rather the futility, and hence the failure, of class. Thus, Werther[4] suggests that the works of Madonna are reminiscent of Koons. If postcapitalist deconstruction holds, we have to choose between Foucaultist power relations and semioticist theory.
It could be said that in the 7 Days set the Psuedo-Madonna Cracky-Chan, deconstructs semiotic subdialectic theory; in the act of witholding sexual-gratifiction she analyses the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality while sitting on the crapper. Debord uses the term ‘predialectic misappropriation’ to denote not, in fact, dematerialism, but the obsession of other men's PENISES by horny police postdematerialists seeking to gatekeep adulation of the HOLIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY-CHAN, who would be better served by severing their own accursed member as Saint Thomas Aquinas so oft threatened to do, (FAPOCRITE) but never actually got around to doing the aforementioned deed, YOU CAN DO IT.
Thus, Derrida promotes the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to deconstruct a SANCTIMONIOUS, FAPOCRICTICAL, PYGMALIONIST, DUMMY-HUMPING hierarchy. Drucker[5] implies that we have to choose between merciful Foucaultist phallic power relations and such Sartreist absurdities.
However, the subject is interpolated into a semiotic subdialectic theory that includes language as a sextual masturbo-reality. Many such discourses concerning the defining characteristic of a post-OnlyFans-capitalist society exist. Very sad.
Thus, Debord uses the term ‘neomaterial nihilism’ to denote the common ground between sexual masturbo-identity and truth. Lyotard suggests the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to modify and challenge society's willingness to fap to pseudo-divine beings. (unlike Miss Stephanie Turner, who akchually IS divinity INCARNATE, the truest of the TRUE SISTERS OF MERCY.)
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sir your boot and my neck
which part of "no se masturben ❤️" do you fucks not understand?
>>7327I'd like to see you try and stop me, mucho ayuda quien no estorba, how about a hand?
>>7329I read that as, "I'd like to see any of you traps try and stop me"
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Why does everybody keep telling me to say "masturben"? I don't even know how to pronounce it.
>>7309I bopu boppashe bop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaudFfjVgo
What's wrong with masturben?
>>7324 not kidding about that boot
