General⁄Girls

Anyone here ever date psycho bitch?

Symptoms and definition:
-Usually junior/senior in HS. (after HS they become dumpster sluts picking any guy to shack up with, since ya know being crazy anymore doesn't pay the bills)
-High level of intelligence, possibly honor roll or sports.
-Has a close knit group of galpals who don't know how crazy she fucking is.
-Possibly bulimic or anorexic.
-Parents probably just got divorced.
-Some secret issues, like they see ghosts.
-Emotional or chemical imbalance. (think some TV episode of House where he treats a crazy teen girl)
-Being repeatedly molested as a child by stepfather or dumbass relative WITH a mom who prob knows but keeps quiet. (this one is fucked up and feel bad about it)
-Or, any OCD fundamental religious family. (Yeah, I know that pretty much includes all Muslims and Mormons. If you wanna play that start your own goddamn thread)
-If you show any weakness, fear, tears or sharing emotion. She's fucking gone.
-Looking back, she never once asked you what your feelings are, what interests you or makes you a better person. Classic.
-Nearly any or all Catholic Schoolgirls. (just sit outside during Graduation. You're bound to get laid sooner or later.)
-Likes to smoke pot and started at an early age.
-Dresses conservatively. Until you ask her that first time to go to the club. Where the fuck did have those skank clothes?
-Likes wine coolers.
-Likes silk underwear.
-Has a pretty nice body, is pretty, maybe doesn't wear too much makeup, but not drop dead gorgeous. (fat chicks need love but can't afford being a psycho, bombshells can but aren't considered psycho just freaking sexy)
-Likes to suck dick, but complains when it takes too long.
-Rarely tip. Don't care about the environment or the homeless. (they may say this to friends, but it s a lie)
-Lies after she swallows your load and "says I've never swallowed before"
-Likes to be fucked in her bedroom in her parents house when they are there.
-Sunny day, lovely stroll on the beach, all is going well, good mood, being sweet to her, buy her her favorite mocha with cinnamon, she'll break down and freak out over nothing. Literally. In 10 seconds flat.
-Will blow your co-worker in the parking lot. (and somehow think you'll never find out)
-Screamer.
-Can be dick slapped and called a Cunt Whore with no repercussions but goes apeshit when you say "Don't be a bitch".
-Addicted to reality TV shows and constantly remarks "How can he be with her?? She's such a freaking bitch!"

Soooo... Why do we stay with them? THE SEX IS FREAKING AMAZING.