THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

this is an incredibly subtle meme

you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it

and that's okay

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no cricky dont tell me ur'e dead

i was 7 when mom introduced u 2 me and said "sis if u do it liek this ull go big time with the ppl"

and now im sitting here with my millions and ur resting at da morgue u gay bitch

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AITA for not to talk to this girl over her Cracky-chan obsession?

She has a thing for Cracky-chan that ain't normal. Her Facebook is nothing but pictures of her. She posts about how cute and sweet she is. The girl is eighteen. Why is she acting like this? That woman is old enough to be her mamaw. I don't know the last time we talked where she didn't mention Cracky at least one time. Her friends encourage her. No wonder she's like this. I told her about a month ago she needed to calm down. She said she can block me from her post about her. I said I ain't talking to you til you stop acting like a child. She said ok. I told her to delete all the pictures of Cracky and act like a grown up and she said no. She tried to tell me why she's like this but it ain't make no sense. How do a woman you ain't know help you live? That's the most simple minded thing I ever heard. I told her I ain't being friends with no obsessive child and she said ok. She messaged me last week and I didn't respond. She asked today if I was ok and I said yes I am but I ain't talkin to you because you act like a child. My mama said I was being mean to her cause everyone knows that girl is weird. She thinks she has that autism and that's why she's weird. That girl don't think she's a girl. She thinks she ain't got no gender and told me to call her they. You are one person. Am I talking to you and Cracky? My mama said I should leave the girl alone about it and let her live her life. Fine she can live her life as she pleases but I ain't going be friends with her. I told her this too and she said ok. All she says is ok. Don't she know how to say anything else? She sure does know how to use words when she talks about HER. I messaged her this morning and said I was close to stopping our friendship. She said I don't have to like what she likes but if I was going to be a baby about it she didn't want to be friends with me. I ain't being no baby. I want this girl to grow the hell up. She removed me as a friend. I told her she was a childish baby that needs to get over this and grow up. One of out friends messaged me and said I was being a jerk. I ain't no jerk! My mama and friend said I need to apologize but ain't going to do that. This girl got something wrong with her and she will remain a child til someone makes her act like a grown woman. Am I the asshole here? I ain't do nothing wrong but tell her to grow up.

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Dear Olivia,

Trust me, if you dressed like a decent woman I'd have loved you no matter what. But you chose to wear jeans, shirts, and gowns to look good in front of other men. I honestly disgust you now, god blessed me that he removed a woman like you from my life. I know I'll get the best woman, not a whore like you. I loved you so much, you didn't value my love. If you did you'd never wore those clothes and go out looking like a whore. I invested so much time on you that I have no friends now, you detached me from the world. I'm sure you even cuddled your cats which I told you not too. I really disgust you, you're a shitty person. I curse you and your entire family. Your brother didn't listen to me, he totally just supported you. You are just a material of lust for other people. I don't get it, why do you have to wear jeans and tops? Why do you want to satisfy other men? You telling you don't wanna satisfy other men makes no sense cause otherwise why would u wear these? I'm sure when you went to Thailand with your mother for vacation you did nasty stuff there too. I'm sure you let your filthy cats sleep in your bed even when I told you not to. And do you change your dress in front of cats too? Fucking cheap slut.

Best regards,
anon

How does Cracky feel about the ongoing desexualization of WoW?

Your Dad must be proud of you

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Everybody gets a Cracky.

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Think about it this way:
The Cracky phenomenon is past the age of consent in most countries in the world.

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Anybody know if Makku / tehsmokinggun is still around? Anybody got contact info?

I love Cracky THIS much

(it's a metaphor not an actual photo of me and Cracky)

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dame da ne

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The prayer is complete and the votive is lit. This thread shall burn in the memory of the devout.

We offer this thread as a sacrifice to you oh queen of the skies

This is our burnt offering to she who watches over us and protects us

Elephants one hundred each field a red nose since that only one only imperfection can goes

Cracky is catharsis forever and ever amen

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New rare!!

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>when Cracky threatens to kill me

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you know it I know it everybody knows it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7UaERKaLI