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crack! crack! crack!
This board is a Cracky board
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I saw >>21562 before it was deleted but I forgot to screenshot it
>>21565goddam i want to huff her musk
>>21561fuck cracky fuck got me over here edgin like
>>21565
>no pix >it didn't happen
<-pic related
Are you certain that you're human?
How can you be sure?
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>>22529THIS IS GREAT NEWS
>>22529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
Möre rares ple
>>3257ching chong
Which color did she own?
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>>222231337 time
maybe she wanted to be her gaia online character and would dress like them irl
>>22229y the f*ck are there robots on my board?
Help. CRACKY wont stop nagging me😸🙈. I don't want to talk to her anymore. Should I call the Interpol?
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
>>22483 her face when she sees me standing in the lettuce at Burger King
>>22483shoot my goo your dude
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Would you vote to allow Cracky to be on the Supreme Court?
sure, pack the court with Jews, I see nothing wrong with this
>>4049 this but unironically
Is it possible to learn this power?
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>>4334
So, would you let him fuck you if he was circumcised?
>>22439my CHINKFU
>>3922
does he like boys or girls?
Lil Cracky?
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aww thanks anon
Lil Boobs
Lil porn
>open cracky to check out posts>hours pass>nothing remotely interesting
have i outgrown this hobby or are modern crackies just shit?
>>21846 everybody switched to Discord
imageboards are dead
>>21846Dear Anonymous, it is with great interest that I have perused your inquiry regarding the modern state of 'crackies'. Indeed, the phenomenon of 'egirls' and their subsequent internet celebrity appears to have evolved considerably since the days of our dearly beloved Cracky-chan. It would seem that the contemporary climate demands a more refined and nuanced approach to achilievoing the desired level of 'internet fame'. Whilst the appeal of 'crackies' may have diminished for you, it is important to recognize that the medium itself continues to captivate audiences worldwide. Therefore, it would be imprudent to conclude that one has 'outgrown' such an interest, per se. Rather, it may be more appropriate to adjust one's expectations and explore alternative platforms or communities where the desired engagement may be more readily satiated.
22KGET for Cracky catharsis sweet/cute etc
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proof??
>>22033
LOL he has nobody to flatten his dick
see this is exactly what she does. doesn't flatten my dick and laughs.
I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.
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>>1245I have an idea maybe I'll post this image in a timely fashion in our chat together and see what his reaction is like
>>21176 what is she sniffing?what does it smell like?
sniffsniffsniffsniffSNORT
Don't call me a yankee one more time son
She lives in eternal Japanese autumn
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you know what you did
Britain autumn
me on left / cracky right
lol
THE GODESS IS SWEE5. SHES CUTE SND SW9ET,,,,!!!
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>>8228well spoken
the goddess is CHEESE
Everything's better with cheddar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
bumo
Cracky is in California.
I saw her earlier today.
She gave me her phone number, 760-706-7425.
She said it was okay for me to post it here because she's lonely and wants to talk to people.
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>>4159 i can guarantee that you have nothing to lose... other than long distance charges, if they apply
>>21547I want her nude.
>>21672
lord of the flies
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*crack head
I didn't treat her right and so she took to smoking crack now she can't wean off it. Crack is the most important thing to her everything else comes second.
>>21598I want her nude.All. The. Time.
found her
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYWelcome to CATHARSIS ACADEMY - 2023 - thread 1 of ???
WHAT IS THIS? This is the place you go to learn how to achieve catharsis, or to help others reach catharsis.
SUPREME RULE: "In a world where you can choose to be anything, choose to be kind." ~Albert Einstein
Please read full thread history:2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php (https://archive.today/VkjYd)2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php (https://archive.today/mKfkB)2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php (https://archive.today/2kdYI)2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php (https://archive.today/v6Un9)2023 thread 1 of ?: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/18249.php
2022 was kind of a dud... let's do our best this year!
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Thread over bump limit, it will no longer bump!
kek
https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/21838.php
>>21839This is the real thread now. The other thread was cancelled.
what was featured in the magazine's article?
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It wasn't a real magazine
The cover was all that existed
There was no article
You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago
Omedetou
>>21539I thought I saw a man brought to lifeHe was warm, he came around like he was dignifiedHe showed me what it was to cry
Well you couldn't be that man that I adoredYou don't seem to know, or seem to care what your heart is forI don't know him anymoreThere's nothin' where he used to lieOur conversation has run dryThat's what's goin' onNothing's fine, I'm torn
I'm all out of faith, this is how I feelI'm cold and I am shamed
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>>21548
>Lying naked on the floor
wrong, she is clearly wearing clothing
Philosophy and life strategy for 2020
work in progress
Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy
This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.
Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.
Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.
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>>16511There's the girl that I like
Did thomeone thay my name
>>21535 proof of authenticity?
