THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

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Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.

While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.

What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?

You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.

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who has the Cracky apartment tour video?

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everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.
am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?

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One of my hobbies is picking up old laptops that people threw out in the street or the recycling center. I bring them back home, take out their hard drives, hook them up to my computer with a SATA to usb adaptor, and carefully examine everything their owners had laying on them (using utilities like testdisk to recover their deleted files also goes a long way).
It's a deep dive into their private lives, the music they liked, the pictures they took, their friends and family and so on.
Most of the time, I just find unremarkable work files, their torrented shows, music libraries, shitty porn collection etc... But sometimes I strike gold and find a very interesting person whom I can tell had a complex inner world that they smeared all over their Windows Vista session.
Right now I'm looking at this (ex-)teenage girl's Barcelona senior trip photos from the early 2000's. It's really weird seeing those people looking so happy and innocent, having the time of their lives in their relaxed jeans with their usb form-factor mp3 players, knowing they're in their thirties now. They've probably settled down into a normal life, found a daily routine, but the exuberance died down, the magic is gone.
Which makes me think about how horrible it is that innocence and happiness (so fucking cute and sweet) can disappear forever like that and will never return.
Everything beautiful in the world should be preserved intact in a 15 years old and cute state forever.
Post your thoughts and opinions (etc...) regarding this topic ITT.

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A new proposal:

"Cracky-chan is so fucking soft and sweet."
(Credit goes to an anonymous worldoftext user for coining the "soft and sweet" phrase)

Please discuss and post any opinion or remarks you may have concerning this subject matter.

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She moans softly. You can't help but feel happy for just a moment. Cracky-chan is so fucking cute and sweet.

>hug Cracky tightly

You embrace Cracky-chan and hold on to her. You don't want to let go. This is the most wonderful feeling ever.

>squeeze Cracky harder

You squeeze Olivia even more tightly. You feel like you're going to explode form happiness. You feel like this is the happiest day of your life.

>hug Cracky as hard as you can.

You hug Livvie as hard as you can, You're so happy you can barely breathe. You can't stop smiling. You feel like you're going to pass out from happiness.

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Who's playing Animal Cracking?

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>Cracky's ******** when she sees this board

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kid named catharsis

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crackyhouse makes me feel sick and dirty
.71 is dumb
this is the only cracky board i like

how do i not be obsessed with cracky

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Is there still a cracky community that isn't 24/7 shitposting

Ensign get real.
You're the one making 99% of posts on this board.
Everyone knows this, you aren't fooling anyone.

cracky and someone

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rare

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Fan art

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can we sexualize jeff?

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