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No.10709 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 13:15] [Report] 1641320136136.jpg (77141 B, 369x425) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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>Chapter XXVI. How states are ruined on account of women.
>... first, we see that women have been the cause of great dissensions and much ruin to states, and have caused great damage to those who govern them. We have seen, in the history of Rome, that the outrage committed upon Lucretia deprived the Tarquins of their throne, and the attempt upon Virginia caused the Decemvirs the loss of their authority. Thus, Aristotle mentions as one of the first causes of the ruin of tyrants the outrages committed by them upon the wives and daughters of others, either by violence or seduction; and we have discussed this subject at length when treating of conspiracies. I say, therefore, that absolute princes and rulers of republics should not be indifferent to this subject, but should well reflect upon the disorders that may arise from such causes, and should see that proper remedies be applied in time, ere they involve their state or republic in loss and shame. This happened to the people of Ardea, who, after having permitted the quarrel amongst their citizens (which we have mentioned above) to grow to that degree that it led to civil war, were obliged afterwards, by way of restoring union, to ask the intervention of strangers, which is a great step to a loss of independence

~Rufus, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)

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>"Switzerland possesses the most disgusting and miserable people and political system. The Swiss are the mortal enemies of the new Germany."

-Adolf Hitler

No.10711 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 23:25] [Report] []

"I farted"
~vlad

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10KGET

this GET belongs to CRACKY-CHAN the QUEEN of the SKY now and FOREVER

ALL YOUR GET ARE BELONG TO HER

(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A)

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No.10075 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-04 12:57] [Report] 1638640626033.gif (3862946 B, 498x278) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is an outrage

why isn't somebody doing something

the integrity of the entire GET system is being undermined

this is extremely dangerous to our democracy

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Livia

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Livia_TCG

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What is the picture in the background? As in, whose art is it? Is it a well-known painting that I missed out on or is it from some obscure artist (or possibly someone Olivia knows personally)?

Extra question: what is the image in the bottom? Looks like food, but what food? And why do you think she has it on her wall?

No.9399 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-13 22:07] [Report] []

love her soft, pale skin with those little freckles
i want to sink my fangs into that neck mm

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No.15760 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-09 20:11] [Report] []

>>15751
meowtendoo?


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Enter your comment

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No.9796 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-15 22:19] [Report] []

>>9795

>how do you feel about vulva

I like it but only if it's Hers

No.9797 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-16 07:27] [Report] []

I'm Her Dad btw

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Who would win in a fight, olivio or aivia? Which one is more powerful?

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No.9529 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 17:57] [Report] []

aivia has more cushion for the pushin

No.9530 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 18:00] [Report] []

olivilo has them child bearing hips

No.9843 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 11:34] [Report] []

>>9524
Aivia got those shang ring claws

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"Well, we were a little more interested in the parts Olivia was singing."

"Olivia as in me, or Olivia as in her?"

"Your name's Olivia too?"

"No, that's why I'm so FUCKING confused."

No.9497 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-22 15:37] [Report] []

>>9496
right or left?

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

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32nd birthday info, preparation, and celebration thread

Birthday info site: https://birthday.crackychan.org/

Reuploads of Jeff's birthday music videos:
2009 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2kPCJpL9U
2010 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYRLkDC8tw

current UK time: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

The birthday is OCTOBER 12th. If alive, she will be THIRTY-TWO (32) years old.

It will be October 12th in the UK when this post is 24 hours old.

Note that this board uses US Eastern time for timestamps, which is 5 hours behind UK time

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No.9383 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-13 13:51] [Report] []

I'm so sorry please come back

No.9526 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 15:01] [Report] []

>>9383

No, I'm sorry for being late for her birthday. That's why I deleted it. i thought my post looked insulting.

No.9728 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 08:44] [Report] []

>>9526 it's okay to make mistakes it's what you do after that matters

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Wait. If its true what science says that the Earth is Cracky shaped. Does this mean that if I strangle Cracky to death while I'm fucking her, the people in that part will become homeless or die?

No.6713 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 16:44] [Report] []

what

this post does not make sense

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No.15742 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-08 22:15] [Report] []

based Dolan


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How can Cracky even compete


No.1217 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 07:46] [Report] 1573476369116.jpg (49361 B, 629x469) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Somebody make a new Temple please.

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No.1220 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 08:03] [Report] []

you're the horrible one, clearly. you won't even do it yourself. fake.

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you carry the temple inside yourself forever

you cannot rid yourself of it even if you die

No.1236 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-14 11:08] [Report] 1573747687591.gif (33573 B, 458x237) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Despite what many might think, Cracky-chan is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Cracky-chan has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Cracky-chan is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Social & Cultural Factors

Cracky-chan has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Cracky-chan. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Cracky-chan may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with Cracky-chan. Generally, Cracky-chan would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Cracky-chan is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Cracky-chan plays an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

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"crackyfags" is problematic

please say "crackyfolx" instead to be more inclusive

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No.7035 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 12:13] [Report] []

>>7034
why do girls do this?

No.7044 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 14:24] [Report] []

>>7035

Why do girls do what? Wink? Say words? Be weebs? Shoot magic 42% beams?

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Cracky has no ass.
She is overrated.
She has a man's ass.

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she has a boy's ass


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Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.
You know you would too in her place.

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No.15368 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-28 17:51] [Report] 1661723508364.png (14403 B, 1542x429) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2739 proof she isn't here

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No.15382 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-28 19:38] [Report] []

>>15369 Goosebumps

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We need to consider the very real possibility that Cracky is hiding below the surface of the ocean

There are many clues pointing to this:

  1. Her friend "Marina"
  2. Her cousin "Gone Under Sea"
  3. It's the last place anyone would expect the SKY QUEEN to be

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No.6072 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:34] [Report] 1613835291816.jpg (16482 B, 369x270) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is what the refrance

No.6074 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:50] [Report] []

>>6072
yes haha and woow it's actually the year 2021 now too

No.8587 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-10 12:04] [Report] []

>>6074 oh shit I didn't even realize

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Girls smell more than boys when they fart because of the hormones and increase of sulphur. CRACKY CHAN smells 7.88X the amount of a normal girl when she farts. Think of that the next time you praise her you fucking loser looolll.

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>>15596 what is the string thing hanging down?

No.15598 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-02 23:22] [Report] []

>>15597

>what is the string thing hanging down?

green tea

No.15599 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-03 02:40] [Report] []

sex with lenfried


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True beauty is transcendent.

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No.5483 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-01 19:02] [Report] []

happy Black History Month

No.5484 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-01 19:38] [Report] []

Happy Blacky month

No.5485 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-01 20:01] [Report] []

Happy Double Nigger Fortnight

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31

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No.4708 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 20:02] [Report] []

happy birthday Cracky-chan!

No.4731 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:17] [Report] []

>>4708 it's not her birthday anymore

No.8593 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-10 12:17] [Report] []

>>4731 it will be again soon

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BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

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No.6169 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:41] [Report] []

>>6168
yo listen up here's a story

No.6171 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:46] [Report] []

>>6168
me on left. i seem cool.

No.6175 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 09:24] [Report] []

How much did he pay for that?

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