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Imagine this: since you were young, your only ambition has been to own a high-end luxury cabinet.
You scrimp and save, you work yourself to the brink of death, you deprive yourself of every other luxury, all in the name of someday owning the finest cabinet money can buy.
In the rare moments you're not working, you look at cabinets online, dreaming about owning them. One day, you see the most beautiful cabinet you've ever seen: the Wayfair Olivia. You know you must have it. But it's only available for a limited time! Oh no!
You've put quite a bit of money aside but it's not enough. You go into debt. You borrow money from every legitimate lender you can and then borrow from progressively shadier lonesharks until you have enough. You know you'll never be able to pay it back but you don't care. The cabinet must be yours even if it costs you your life.
Eventually, your cabinet arrives. You're trembling and crying in absolute ecstasy. It's perfect. It's absolutely perfect.
But you hear something. Movement inside the cabinet. Nervously, you open the door...
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just nail the door shut and move on with life
>>4132
that's terrible
she would die
shame on you
>>2508imagine the smell
confidential message to Cracky
if you're not her, you do not have permission to watch this video
So are Christians just retarded or what
>>15953 yes
>>15866I want to get down with the sickness
My fellows and Cracky (I know you read this board and I love you),I believe that we have become trapped here, alone, together on our Cracky ghetto. This is a wonderful place certainly, but we should to circulate our love too. We can't be selfish, so ITT we shall gather and in a couple weeks we will go out, en mass, and celebrate our love.
EVERYONE REPORT IN.
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is this okay, then?
How about this?
>>548this wasn't on 9/11 thank GodI thought she was on one of those murder planes
new rare
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>>4288it's all so tiresome
>>4287 you seem to be deliberately bad at getting pussy
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turlet
>>2189
>How can she poop, the toilet is broken?
The same way birds do, from on high, in the sky.
>>16074 not right now they don't
disseminating the plague
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>>566 please don't
It's been 16 years. Why are you still here?
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The photograph is mirrored left to right, so in a sense, it isn't her.
>>5232you know what i mean
>>5228
If Cracky had a child with /b/, it would be jailbait by now.
WE RULE YOUWE FOOL YOUWE SHOOT AT YOUWE EAT FOR YOUKIDDIE FUCKERS
bow to your KIDDIE FUCKER overlords
What do you call this?
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>>16037
>a lack of Crack
uh if you say so
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
>>16046 do you have clearance to be using such a powerful spell?
>>16036
>What do you call this?
Sum Ting WongWei Tu LoHo Lee FukBang Ding Ow
A series of happy accidents like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UpYK0iXRA
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>>3972its not a boob or an arm it's an elbow
until she comes out and addresses this publicly i'm not convinced
ALRIGHT FINE it's her BOB alright?! bloody hell. She has big bobs.
Would you rather die of cancer or allow Cracky's mom to fill your anus with hot coffee? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/65bddee9
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I wonder if dipping your balls in coffee would work. Testicle skin is very absorbent.
FYI: https://www.wikihow.com/Administer-a-Coffee-Enema
the cancer dude that did the coffee thing was gay
he was involved with this guy
which raises the question
is putting coffee in your butt an inherently gay act?
A CRACKYFAG PRAYER - VERSION 1(please customize this prayer to conform to your individual needs, goals, and values)
There is no truth outside of CrackyThere is no love outside of CrackyI admit that I have no value outside of CrackyI am powerless without CrackyI am nothing without CrackyThere is nothing without CrackyI do not exist outside of CrackyBut I am one of Cracky's chosenI have value because of CrackyI have power because of CrackyLife has meaning because of CrackyI exist within Cracky
I'm afraid to talk to her because what if she starts talking back to me?
people legit need to pray this prayer
there's so much faithlessness these days
it's been 21 years since Cracky's family did 9/11
do you think she feels guilty about it?
she was only 11 years old so she probably wasn't personally involved... or was she???
she's 15 so she wasn't even born on 9/11
A life of doody on the throne
>>15746>>15746the porceLAIN throne
>>15746A life of doody on the porcelain throne /fixed*
porcelányi throne
I love cracky but i have no stalking skillz.Post some rares please.
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>>10407 I have no explanation, sir
>>10407It's bottled period blood.Cracky blood pop.
This is what the resangria.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwfqt7GtWA
>>10533Cracky is so fucking hot
always relevant
>>11019a bird with a beard
what if you went to the sky and it turned out she wasn't there anymore
you'd feel like a real piece of shit
yeah
lol firs time i see diz one. who shoped the stickaz on her?
>>12994looks like she has the hamster pox!
how quickly can you find Cracky?
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>>12669 is there Cracky relevance?
>>12670Battletoads
