THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

I look at the facts

"gaslighter no gaslighting"

cutey is in the eye of the beholder

>>15645
not as easy as ur mum
OoH gottem

>>15646 it costs zero dollars to be nice

>>15647
Something, something, something your mom zero dollars

your mama is so fat she's a threat to our democracy

The Lain girl from the computer just like Cracky

>>5914 what would you do if your daughter was the Internet

I would be very upset

If my daughter was the Internet I'd ask her to find Cracky rares for me.

sage

>>5887 YOU FAIL IT (it is saging)

these pastas are old enough to fuck

Kind of ironic that Cracky would be the one who's met the most crackyfags

marina?

Did they ever actually meet IRL? Marina is Brazilian, right?

Even if they did, it's probably not feasible to list every human Olivia has ever met. But Marina might warrant inclusion due to having some level of crackyverse relevance.

Where is the secret page?

you retards are all posers who don't even know about the secret board on this site

>>14005 YOU don't even know about the secret board on http://[2a04:dd00:16:7:195:242:99:71]/

not /board/, there's another one

>very childlike

I had to think about this for a while.

Eventually, I think I figured out why the image is "childlike"

The true explanation is actually beguilingly simple.

It's because she was a child

QED

This girls make me so horny...!!! I like so much their nude bodies... I ask myself: How does their pussies looks like?? I think still wet... Simply delicious...

>>15838
that's why you're still a virgin

>>1125
Sabrina the teenage bitch

if I stop believing in her will she GO AWAY and leave me alone?

OP you're not gonna stick around to defend your thesis?

I believe in miracles
since you came along
you sexy thing

it got the name of the cat right, that's hella spoopy

got her

>>13427 https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxsyRTS3xs0womjocRw33eoiyTn_kITyL6

>>8676

as if you would not violently inhale her musk

as if you would not violently inhale her, Musk

poot

Cracky had a greater impact on society than any of us ever will.
All she did was shit post on the internet and became efamous.

Yes, but we are the mechanism by which she affects the world.

She is the craftsman and we are the tools.

Without the craftsman, the tools are worthless, but without the tools, the craftsman is unable to accomplish anything.

The Skyqueen is good
The Skyqueen is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

Cracky gets out of the shower or wakes up after sleeping nude.
You stand before her.
You gaze into her eyes.
You stare at her naked body.
You are holding a gun.
You look at her for a good 10 minutes.
She stands there, shivering in fear.
Finally, you decide to kill this beautiful being.
She manages to dodge the first shot.
It grazes her shoulder.
You can still turn back.
You can stop it all right now and not kill her.
She's begging you.
She's pissing all over the place.
She's crying.

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bitches are bonkers

Cracky when monkeypox and COVID-22

because you used some chinkypoo tld like .cc

.CC = Cracky-Chan

>>13265

>veri: very

Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.

Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.

This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will."
~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk

>>2150
So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?

hey OP if you're still here why don't you post the correct answer? it's been two years we deserve closure on this

Yes, actually. She was bullied by her former best friend Kimi and two other girls. They filled her locker up with used tampons and locked her in it. When she was rescued from the locker she was delirious and nearly catatonic. She was in the hospital for a while and when she woke up she realized that the trauma of the event had given her a superpower: the ability to control neckbeards. After testing out her power around town, she posted on 4chan and mind-controlled everyone who saw the thread into thinking she was cute and sweet, when in reality she's a dorky loser. So then she had this whole "swarm" of nerds supposedly stalking her, allowing her to pretend she was some kind of celebrity and object of adoration, when in reality it was all a lie. The whole Cracky phenomena was just a ruse to prop up her fragile ego and non-existent self esteem.

Did you really think you were posting here of your own free will? The sad truth is that you're being mind-raped by an otherwise ordinary girl you'd never have even looked twice at if not for the fact that she failed so hard at life that she got superpowers from it.

So basically the past 15 years of Cracky history, nearly everything that happened happened because she wanted it to. Because she's the one pulling the strings and everyone involved was reduced to a mindless drone. (Yes, even the girls, who are still neckbeards albeit on a more metaphysical level.)

Also, do you remember that time Oxford was nearly destroyed by Godzilla? Olivia is partially to blame for that as well, her and some of her weirdo friends. Yes she did "help" in the ensuing fight (mainly by suiciding a bunch of neckbeards into Godzilla, accomplishing basically nothing) but in the months and years after that she went completely off the rails -- remember that time she got arrested, tried to become a cop, and ended up shooting a baby?

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>>1760
https://parahumans.wordpress.com/table-of-contents/

You see Cracky is the Big Black Scary Monster. The Cracky community are the kids on the bus. We're told not to leave the bus or a big scary monster will come and eat us. But staying on the bus is surely a slow painful death because Cracky has left us and isn't returning. We're conflicted. Do we cling on to a false hope that she will return or do we leave only to be eaten by her.

>>11146
she hasn't left us
you can't see her because your eyes are closed
OPEN YOUR EYES

>>11089
out of all these games Candy Crush is the only one that actually does well

Have you ever heard of King Arthur?
Would you be interested in a video game about King Arthur?
Maybe we can call it
"King Arthur"

>>13160 yeah she's pretty cute

saiba