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2008 was a long time ago
>>2230It really was but 2008-2020 is all the same shit to me.
Point of order: there are 26 known pictures from the "sup 4chan" set. Any collection of fewer than 26 (such as this thread) is missing some. Any collection of more than 26 probably has variants or crops mixed in.
You can see the canonical list at https://catharsis.cracky-chan.com/testgallery/cracky2.html or https://bounceme.crackychan.net:8181/testgallery/twg_album/cracky2 or several other places
>>535 shoop of >>17262
>>311 shoop of attached
Make some Cracky art and post in this thread pls.
I'll knock on her door on the preselected day. "What is it?" she asks, recognising me immediately from on the internet."Its time to go" I say, as i grab her hand and the bag that's standing next to her door, always there, in case of emergency, in case of an outbreak.We quickly run through her front garden, knocking the garden gnome on the way to the carriage, for no apparent reason. With one perfected throw i hurl the luggage inside the coach, right through the window. "I'll pay for the window later!" I shout at the carter. We expeditiously hop on, and I give the coachman the sign to start rolling. "Do these people never clean their belongings" i beef, as i swipe some shattered glass from the satin seats. The carriage is rolling faster and faster, as we inspect the contents of the package. It was specially made for scenario's like this, and contained everything we would ever need. A pink m4, with a "hello kitty" sticker on it. And lots of ammo. And maybe some other stuff. Cracky had spend all her free time when she was not creating collages or playing dress up on optimising the speed she could assemble the m4. And now she's going to need it, because they were coming. We could hear their screams of terror, closing in quickly. Fool beasts, seemingly a cross between zombies and trolls, created to never let go of a prey, and able to track it down over great distances. They had no choice. Some evil mind had injected a pheromone into the air, the particles driving every weak mind into insanity. In the meta data, our biometric characteristics. They would only stop when i killed the creator of this bloodthirsty plan. The carriage had picked up great speed by now, but we knew we could not outrun them, so we opened fire. pew pew pew! Fire blasted from our cannons! Bones shattered, flesh tore and skin bled. (i had a small wound on my hand from the glass) The malice beasts went down easily, but it was not enough. They were coming from everywhere now. I had to know who their leader was. "There, go into that small passage!" i shouted at the driver. He pulled the reins to the left, the horses neighed, but we managed it. The passage was so small i couldn't climb out of the window, so i shot a few bullets through the roof and climbed on top. Meanwhile the zombie-trolls had bunched together in the small aisle, and my grenade launcher was super effective. I demanded the chauffeur to loan a horse, which i jumped upon and rode back to the pile of smouldering flesh (the gangway was a bit broader there, so i could cross the stagecoach), where i found one who was still a bit alive, his guts lying on the tiles. "who's your master!" i insisted.
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>>1237O, but what happenned then?:o
>>1657
there are some fanarts on https://fanart.crackychan.net/
Who here has successfully built a Cracky sex doll? Care to post pictures of it?
you don't need to build anything, you send pictures to a chink sex doll manufacturer and you can have your loli cracky sex doll within a few weeks
>>16266 price?
How is Cracky doing?
I'll tell you how she's NOT doing. Well.
halo, Cracky
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>>15221Look at this basic bitch, he looks like he owns nothing and is happy.
Would you rather own nothing and be happy or own everything and not be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKN8d61qnpU
What happens if I only retain the coffee for 10 minutes?
I FARTED /b/
this is a place of soap
i'll never forgive you SLAVES for chasing that college boy away. you are all horrible, disgusting people and i hope there's a god and he makes you suffer in THE DUNGEON.
i'll never again be able to fall asleep without thinking of his warm SIX HOT LOADS on my face. you have ruined my life completely, all i do all day now is think stuff up to post about him on Niconico to get people to talk with me about his ASS BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT
I AM GOING MAD I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE MENTION VAN DARKHOLME IN REAL LIFE I'LL FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY CUM; EVENTUALLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
oh my shoulder.
are we already supposed to know who that is or is this a homework assignment?
>>9163the leather club is down that way ------------->
come on Obama go ahead
she bought him this hat in Switzerland
post rares or I will post the N word
the R will be hard
this is not a hoax, prank, or drill
you have 24 hours
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So the thing about working here is we treat all our customers like they're niggers even if they're not.
racism is le bad
Niggers gooks spics spooksNIGGER GOOKS SPICS SPOOKS
subtle crackyverse reference
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>>8960you are the virusCracky is the vaccine
Cracky owns my body
>>8960 it's not a link so how could it be clicked??
where would Olivia go on the compass?
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>>8943i'm always on lockdown
What would you do if your son was at homeCrying all alone on the bedroom floorCause he's hungryAnd the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of moneyAnd his daddy's goneSomewhere smoking rock nowIn and out of lockdownI ain't got a job nowSo for you this is just a good timebut for me this is what I call life
Cracky is a welfarist
Is Croki into this Jew thing they call kabbala?
>Wait and Bleed
lol
oh my god a refrance to the hit anime NEO SERIAL LAINVANGELION
I, Anonymous Stalker, take you, Cracky, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part. I will love and honor you all the days of my life.
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Another picture of my wife, Cracky
I wrote my own vows for the wedding here they are:
She's cute and sweetPraise be her nameI peed and farted and shitted and came
>open stream>girl starts talking>cringe and mute
Would Olivia take the jab or resist?
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Is it true that these come from Cracky's pussy (aka vagina)? Is it true that she squats down like a chicken and just squeezes them out?
>>9483 Pretty sure whoever told you that wants you dead.
Nah it's true she squeezes them out into a bucket, it sounds like "plonk plonk plonk"
If you don't want one of Cracky's magic blue pussy eggs that's fine, more for the rest of us
post cute hobo's
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>>17054She's like 15 here you sicko!
>>17057 I'm 15 too, why are you interacting with a minor???
>>17058>>17058interacting with a minor on an anonymous image board???
Cracky will never own this airship
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this is her boat
>>6400
I want to fuck that hobo
Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who could draw. I'm a draw now too.
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0.5 fortnight
~0.019 years
I'm surprised.
Sup internet, I'm a 26 year old lady who's been developing a science-based, 100% Cracky MMO for the last 16 years. I'm finally making my beta-website now, and using my 3D work as a base to create my 50+ concept images. Wish me luck, Chansluts; You'll be the first to see the site when it's finished.
This isn't a real game. This is a shoop.
game update?
sounds like a lie
