THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

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crackyfags killed the internet star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86FZG86IyQ

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All right, that's it. I have to get this off my chest. Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Cracky-chan's father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel that Cracky-chan could win it, even without the oral. Her father DIDN'T NEED to do the oral. And that's why this is so tough for me to tell about the oral.

this is where her corpse is buried

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Does Chansluts have a future or is it stuck in the past?

No WEBP image support.

No IPV6 support.

Is this a metaphor for how we all stubbornly refuse to move on from Cracky?

We cling to obsolete protocols, obsolete image formats, and most of all, an obsolete girl.

NOTICE: Cracky-chan is deprecated and may be deleted in a future reality update. No further features will be added to her nor will any of her many remaining bugs ever be fixed. Please update your workflows to ensure that you are not dependent on Cracky-chan or you may find yourself unable to function after she is removed from the universe.

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Cracky finds this boomer-style joke funny because she's drowning in money.

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Cracky's desk

DISCLAIMER: this is a joke it's probably not actually hers but maybe it is I don't really know whose it is but it's somebody's (probably a woman)

Dearest Cracky-chan,

It's been a while since we last spoke, and I realize that there's quite a bit of catching up to do. I heard you're lurking .71 now. That's fantastic! It's actually a great place to meet people. Speaking of meeting people, I always thought you should "trade up" for somebody better. You should ditch the turk. Maybe try another slav? Though this time go with someone a little more Northern.

Despite your own penchant for trying to convince the Stalkers you don't like their creepy attention while at the same time shamelessly publicizing yourself, in a way you still owe me after last time. People were in danger of completely forgetting about you. In no small part due to my amazing work as your unofficial publicist, I managed to get the obsessionball rolling all over again. All the way back to Oxford, in fact. All the way to your mother's tiny, funky, very English side-by-side house. When your suicidegirls career takes off, you'll have ME to thank for the fact that all the insignificant internet plebs with more dollars than braincells are able to recognize you.

See? I'm still trying to be a helpful guy, even after you turned your back on me.

I think we have a bit of an understanding here, Lia. If this is going to follow the same give-take patterns of all your past relationships, you'll be happy to know that I'm more than willing to provide regardless of the circumstances. I know that it's only a matter of time until everybody finds out that jews did wtc, and when that happens all of your family's heathengold will run out. I'm talking real gold here, hun. The kind that lets you eat and stink and sit on the computer all day without a care in the world. Not that shit you farm in WoW.

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Do you think Olivia has a driver's loicense?

What about a TV loicense?

What about a pornography loicense?

What about a loicense to make toast in her own damn toaster?

This is Cracky's current room. She lives here.

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uh hi listen cracky i just want to make this quick i just need twenty seconds of your time and i'll never call again the simplest way to end all this is to content flood release new images make a public boring blog make your myspace public etc.. um that will get people over the illusions they suffer from and stuff uh kill the intrigue and mystery they will be sick of you destroy the allure

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Cracky down bottom

Give me cracky

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Cracky turns 23 this year.

She may enjoy life to her fullest.
She may be an employed professional.
She may be someones wife.
She may be a loving mother.

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I'm not sure if anyone ever looks at it but apparently Chansluts has a front page.

I wonder if non-Cracky people ever see this shit & wonder what the fuck is even happening in crackyland.

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Does Cracky believe in the sinking of the Moscow?