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I love Cracky THIS much
(it's a metaphor not an actual photo of me and Cracky)
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>>10310 >>16282
why do these two photos have the same vibe / energy?
>>16284
>lolpolitics
kinda sus to not have a strong opinion about Gordon Brown's first month as Prime Minster
>>16427 me before Cracky>>16428 me after Cracky
dame da ne
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>>2687>>2694This person really loves Cracky lol
>>3132 this is the nicest thing that could ever be said about anybody
all the AI stuff has me thinking
we need AI capable of loving Cracky
then the crackyverse will survive the death of humanity
The prayer is complete and the votive is lit. This thread shall burn in the memory of the devout.
We offer this thread as a sacrifice to you oh queen of the skies
This is our burnt offering to she who watches over us and protects us
Elephants one hundred each field a red nose since that only one only imperfection can goes
Cracky is catharsis forever and ever amen
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casting spells at me are you? that's risky business doing that to somebody like me. i have spirit guardians. the real kind. not ones that got conjured up in a video game.
>>16363kinda sus you know about conjuring in video games
>>16355
Her?
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I want to suck her tits
One in each hand taking turns sucking them
My hands probably aren't even big enough
New rare!!
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>>16351my pillow
>>16357 you shouldn't say that, it's an alt-right dog whistle
>>16358you're thinking of 'mypillow'
kinda sus that you know whether or not there's a space between the words
>when Cracky threatens to kill me
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the Skyqueen's reaction when I tell her I need a place to pee
ohSHITisTHATamotherFUCKIN
JOJO
refrance?
It's a mutha funkin' Cracky refrance
you know it I know it everybody knows it
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>>10592She likes shy nerdy fat dudes with even fatter wallets.
So if you're poor, go get hit by a bus or something and get some dosh.
This is what the reshekelz.https://youtu.be/xQHAS9cDYsc
>>10594i fap to this
>>16317the babysitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7UaERKaLI
Gone in 20 Seconds
VIDEO GAMES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
cracky down bottom
Just watching this game, I don't feel like it does much to help the player sound good at the trombone.
addendum. this made boomers piss and shit themselves.
crackyfags killed the internet star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86FZG86IyQ
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>we can't rewind>we've gone too far
The lyrics of the song are actually pretty relevant.
They took the credit for your second symphonyRewritten by machine on new technologyAnd now I understand the problems you can see
Cracky's a real bitch if she doesn't acknowledge this achievement
All right, that's it. I have to get this off my chest. Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Cracky-chan's father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel that Cracky-chan could win it, even without the oral. Her father DIDN'T NEED to do the oral. And that's why this is so tough for me to tell about the oral.
Wee-oo-aa
>>16267mother mommy mama
this is where her corpse is buried
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imagine the smell
I'm Only Sleeping
"she is not hereshe does not sleep"
>>16261Shh! The Sky Queen is sleeping.
Does Chansluts have a future or is it stuck in the past?
No WEBP image support.
No IPV6 support.
Is this a metaphor for how we all stubbornly refuse to move on from Cracky?
We cling to obsolete protocols, obsolete image formats, and most of all, an obsolete girl.
NOTICE: Cracky-chan is deprecated and may be deleted in a future reality update. No further features will be added to her nor will any of her many remaining bugs ever be fixed. Please update your workflows to ensure that you are not dependent on Cracky-chan or you may find yourself unable to function after she is removed from the universe.
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>>16211what was she doing here?
>>16211what is she doing?
>>16211>>16215>>16217wtf is she doing?
she's doing her best
Cracky finds this boomer-style joke funny because she's drowning in money.
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>>16225the lasagna jimbo
he feeds his cat lasagna xD
Cracky finds this gif genuinely inspiring because despite being 'white' she's for some reason more into rythmic music than melodic.
>>16249 imagine the smell
Cracky's desk
DISCLAIMER: this is a joke it's probably not actually hers but maybe it is I don't really know whose it is but it's somebody's (probably a woman)
>>10417By saying it's Cracky's desk makes it important. Even if it isn't actually Cracky's desk it's nice to think so. She's so cute and sweet. I love being reminded of her.
Just things aren't important but if they're Cracky's things THEY'RE very important
Dearest Cracky-chan,
It's been a while since we last spoke, and I realize that there's quite a bit of catching up to do. I heard you're lurking .71 now. That's fantastic! It's actually a great place to meet people. Speaking of meeting people, I always thought you should "trade up" for somebody better. You should ditch the turk. Maybe try another slav? Though this time go with someone a little more Northern.
Despite your own penchant for trying to convince the Stalkers you don't like their creepy attention while at the same time shamelessly publicizing yourself, in a way you still owe me after last time. People were in danger of completely forgetting about you. In no small part due to my amazing work as your unofficial publicist, I managed to get the obsessionball rolling all over again. All the way back to Oxford, in fact. All the way to your mother's tiny, funky, very English side-by-side house. When your suicidegirls career takes off, you'll have ME to thank for the fact that all the insignificant internet plebs with more dollars than braincells are able to recognize you.
See? I'm still trying to be a helpful guy, even after you turned your back on me.
I think we have a bit of an understanding here, Lia. If this is going to follow the same give-take patterns of all your past relationships, you'll be happy to know that I'm more than willing to provide regardless of the circumstances. I know that it's only a matter of time until everybody finds out that jews did wtc, and when that happens all of your family's heathengold will run out. I'm talking real gold here, hun. The kind that lets you eat and stink and sit on the computer all day without a care in the world. Not that shit you farm in WoW.
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>>10860So this is what "making things happen" looks like in 2022?
So sad, many such cases.
it wasn't me though
>>10869explain
Do you think Olivia has a driver's loicense?
What about a TV loicense?
What about a pornography loicense?
What about a loicense to make toast in her own damn toaster?
does she have a license to purchase eggs?
>>16197I feel for her ya' kno? She's too fk'ing cute+sweet for her own goodIS she asking for it?We have to protect her.
i need her Linkdn tree including her twitter, instagram, tiktok, onlyfans among others. a link to her social meteos.
This is Cracky's current room. She lives here.
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>>8233
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>>8244
